/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10560454
No, I'm a huge faggot.

>>10560457
She(?) might have a huge pulsating schlong, ya never know!

>>10560454
I wouldn't fuck her with your dick, OP.

>>10560454
I hold out for /queen/

>>10560520
>she will never be your dominatrix mommy
>ywn be told what a sad little boy you are in that soft, pleasant voice

>>10560520

>>10560454
>>10560515
Who's dick should we fuck her with?

Also, who is she?

>>10560520
She's probably thirsty as fuck because her husband is clearly a homosexual and is also always traveling

>>10560593
yeah... to san francisco

Ching is the true queen of /ck/

>>10560593
>>>10560520
>She's probably thirsty as fuck because her husband is clearly a homosexual and is also always traveling
I have noticed an inordinate amount of gay friends she has in the Hamptons, but that's kind of a DINKS sort of situation. She and Jeffrey never had kids, but there are few men who have had such a career as his....and you'd never measure up.

>>10560608
Some random chink that will be replaced in a week is not my queen.

>>10560454
No thank you, I'm vegan.

>>10560454
>who dis?
>look it up
>her restaurant is literally named Butter
That's very off-pudding

>>10560454
What are you, 12?

Fuck off back to /b/ with this junior high school tier garbage, underage little brat.

>>10560454
usually women that ugly are lesbian

i'd let her iron my chef if you know what I mean???

>>10560454
Yes, I would totes have dinner at that establishment, looks classy AF.

>>10560454
I definitely would. I've just craving sex recently I don't know why. I've been in a committed relationship for 3 years now and I love my gf but this whole week I've just been seeing people both irl and on the Internet and just imagining how good it would feel to fuck them. Been thinking about all the sex I've had in past relationships too, it's really unhealthy and I feel bad about it. One of those girls in the little ads that pop up at the top and bottom of /ck/ on my phone looks exactly like my ex gf and I'm not from tumblr but I swear it's fucking triggering me.

>>10560454
ASS
TO
MOUTH

>>10562571
Cool man thanks for sharing...

Queen of /ck/

>>10562618
You're welcome bro.

only and true queen

I’d want this silverback gorilla to prove my dough

But look at our king

She and that other guy that judges shitty cooking shows really drove the final nails in the coffin of Iron Chef.

Izard is ok tho

>>10562703
Unironically pretty bangable in that pic.

>>10560454
No, she's a huge bitch.

>>10562764
She was a model in her youth.

>>10564812
god I wish that were me

>>10564812
that young paula dean behind her...

>>10564805
no one makes it to successful chef status without a huge ego and high standards

>>10560496

not with those hips.

>>10560611
Well considering that jeffrey's lineage begins and ends with him technically i don't need to measure up because im clearly the superior man in the strictly darwinian sense.

>>10564805
Good, I like to be bullied during sex.

>>10564841
cheeky