/ck/ - Food & Cooking

ramen

>>10554903
stocked as fuck on sriracha ramen

>>10554871
Do you have to jack off with the other hand now, it might bring spice to your life.

I punch a wall in anger a few weeks ago and nailed a pinky, it's healing up but it feels really weird when I move it around. It'll take a few months to heal up.

>>10554871
Only takes one hand to order and eat a pizza!

>>10554871
Freshly squeezed semen

>>10554946
Already did yesterday

>>10554946
Doggo and her both look uninterested

>>10554935
I can't scroll while I jerk off any more, I need to set my phone down.

>>10554961
Damn guy, I feel your pain!
Think of the future, good times are ahead when you get that cast off.

>>10554871
>motorcycle
what was it? just curi/o/us

Do you have a food processor? Perhaps consider getting one to enable you to expand your repertoire a little during this time?

Get creative too and use other things to hold food down. For example, if you try to spread peanut butter or mayo on toast, it might slide around. Try setting it into a cake pan or something to hold the bread while you spread.

If you are good, you can crack eggs with one hand. If nothing else, crack them however and send them through a sieve.

Use kitchen shears to “slice” meats and other things that are hard to slice/dice one-handed.

You can dice up a bunch of ingredients and toss them in with scrambled eggs (worst case scenario buy a carton of egg beaters). Buy a bag of hash browns and have a full breakfast meal - scrambled eggs or hash browns only require a pan turner and a pan.

Make steak. Use your arm to hold a potato so you can stab it a few times and then have steak and baked potato. Use frozen veggies and use the same kitchen shears to cut them.

>>10555018
Ironically, a Triumph Thruxton 900

>>10555027
That's about the page I'm on, but it creates the problem of doing dishes with one hand.
I generally keep stocked on omelette ingredients since I have 14 laying hens living in my back yard, but sanitation is something I am yet to figure out.

>>10554871
>I’m in a pickle.
Do amerifats really live inside dwellings literally made of food so they can constantly eat their own house?

>>10555243
Yeah are you jealous of us yet?

>>10555243
Stupid niggers like you can't even build a house let alone eat it, your jealousy preceeds you.

>>10555243
If you hate Americans so much how about say no to the foreign aid that you're getting but that would be too much for hypocrites like you?

>>10555243
If I eat pickle, I am without shelter, what do?

>>10555320
Pray to the pickled punks

You pussy, I was changing a tire and had it drop on my forefinger breaking it in half and I didn't go to some medfag pirate. I took a couple shots of whiskey, grit my teeth, set it and put a splint on it. You're why medfag pirates own yachts nowadays.

>>10555699
You broke your finger by dropping a tire on it? What kind of faggot shit is that? I dumped my vehicle at 65mph and sustained only a broken finger. Mine is a clean break and won't set and stay put without surgery. What kind of soyboy breaks a bone changing a tire?

You ought to watch Hell's Kitchen season 6, with the one armed bandit.

Bojack Horseman and frozen pizza.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-E1dsxS8HQ

>>10554961
>Phone

>>10555299
Calm the fuck down Donald, we take the aid money and train terrorists and cyber agent with it.

>>10554946
Post more loner female birthdays

>>10554871
Looks like a bad break, I think I did the same thing to my pinky from falling off my bike. Did it break more or less right where it connects to your hand?