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10552850 No.10552850 [Reply] [Original]

>order Welsh Rabbit
>no rabbit to be seen

>> No.10552856

>>10552850
It's Welsh RAREBIT you fuck!

>> No.10552858

>original poster is not original at all

>> No.10552908
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10552908

>>10552858

I fucking made this fucking meme up years ago

why are you wiener?

>> No.10552973

>hurr I'll pretend to be dumb on the internet to make a funny

I hope you touch your dick after cutting chilis, you cretin

>> No.10552983
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10552983

>American Chop Suey
>doesn't actually contain americans

>> No.10553023
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10553023

>overhear Brit say he'll need a fork-knife to eat his huge order of food
>why not say spork?

>> No.10553038
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10553038

>gf invites me over to eat her beaver
>she actually cooked some beaver meat her Uncle gave her

>> No.10553111

>don't really care for butter
>everyone calls me "butter-face"

>> No.10553199

>go to a family restaurant
>I'm not related to anyone there

>> No.10553471

>order fish and chips
>get fries instead of potato chips
why

>> No.10553496

>order head cheese
>waiter gives me green bay packers merchandise

>> No.10553499

>order falscher hase
>it‘s not a chinese bootleg
what the fuck did you just serve me?

>> No.10553527

>>10553496
Kek

>> No.10556032

>>10552850
>Order glamorgan sausages
>no meat

>> No.10556051

>>10552850
>Order faggots
>Waiters appear effeminate

>> No.10556061

>>10552850
>order Welsh Rarebit
>it's served well done

>> No.10556107

>order Rocky Mountain Oysters
>not seafood

>order deviled eggs
>Satan had nothing to do with it

>> No.10556194

>>10552856
no

>> No.10556211

>order pizza
>it's pretty tasty

>> No.10556694

Order, schlip schlop, nipple splintz. Did not get the rentz.

>> No.10556711

>>10553038
i saw a beaver the other day. he was just grooming himself. didn't do any dam building or other acquatic stuff.

>> No.10556776

>>10553023
That never happened.

>> No.10556779
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10556779

>>10556211

based

>> No.10556783

>>10556711
>himself
Please quit misgendering xir

>> No.10556855

>>10556107
>order deviled eggs
>Satan had nothing to do with it
deviled eggs are quite possibly one of the most evil foods you can produce. almost as evil as macaroni salad

>>10556711
>>10553038
aquatic mammals are cute af. otters are like the puppies of the sea

>> No.10558552

>gf says she wants me to eat at the Y tonight
>actually go to a YMCA that has Friday night fish fry

>> No.10559143

>>10552850
Welsh rare bit

>> No.10559155

>>10552856
the fuck is a “rarebit”?

>> No.10559160
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10559160

>go to a gay bar-and-grill for a nice quiet meal after work
>order four faggots
Let's just say I didn't get pic related.

>> No.10559162

>>10553199
joj

>> No.10559177

>>10556211

>order 'za
>no lasagna

>> No.10559339

>>10559155
It's a word Welsh people made up because the English people calling cheese toast their version of rabbit hurt their feelings.

>> No.10559400

>>10559339
>welsh
>people

>> No.10559441

>order rapeseed oil
>no rape

>> No.10559459
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10559459

>>10559441
It's called canola oil for a reason anon.

>> No.10559695

>How does he get out of there
>without breaking all the eggs?

>> No.10559712
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10559712

>order birds in the nest
>no birds or nests

>> No.10559728

>>10553023
Why the fuck would you ask for a spoon fork when you need a fork knife?

>> No.10559762
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10559762

>order oyakodon
>somehow end up in fetish jav instead of getting lunch

>> No.10560008

>>10559712
>Order Toad in the Hole
>Waiter doesn't stuff a frog up my ass

>> No.10560361

>Order Spotted Dick
>no dick to be found

>> No.10560386

OI GUV'NA, OI GOT YER RAREBITS ROIGHT 'ERE
>*grabs testicles*

>> No.10560577

>>10553199
Nice

>> No.10560583

>decline bench
>do it anyway

>> No.10560601

>>10552850
>ask for duck sauce
....

>> No.10561017
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10561017

>>10560601
Here's your duck sauce