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10550076 No.10550076 [Reply] [Original]

What the fuck /ck/, why are these little penis shaped things the best fruit ever?

>> No.10550128

you like the gas after

>> No.10550139

>>10550076
Because you can taste the slave labor

>> No.10550151

>fruit

>> No.10550175

They're sweeter than most other nuts, and have a pleasing texture. Just the right balance of crunchy and tender. The asymmetry makes them take up more volume per unit mass and carries light seasonings such as salt with great efficiency, so each mouthful makes you want more as your jaws insatiably chomp through handful after handful.

I can't buy them anymore because I'll open a big container and go "just a little" and 10 minutes later it's empty and six hours later I have stomach cramps.

I only buy inferior nuts now. Dry roasted peanuts, toasted salted soybeans, and almonds. I don't lose control with those.

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>>10550076
>the best fruit

>> No.10551010

>>10550076
I wish someone would genetically engineer a cross between pistachio and cashew. I would buy three tons of it and eat myself to death while masturbating at Speed Racer velocities.

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>>10550151

Cashews come from a fruit, bro.

>> No.10551016

>>10550076
I swear this must be a genetic thing like how some people think cilantro tastes like chalk. I find cashews to be one of the worst nuts. To me they’re just bland and soft. I’d take a peanut over a cashew anytime.

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>>10550076
>>10550175
Do cashews have a higher fat content than other nuts? Even unseasoned cashews are great.

>> No.10551027

>>10550175
I concur.