/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10543883
I hope you have beer in there too to complete the experience

>>10543891
>drinking and driving
Hmmmm

>>10543899
It's only illegal if you get caught anon

>>10543883
>owning a Hyundai
Kek.
Get some class you plebeian.

>>10543883
>rice burner

>>10543883
most generic looking pizza ive ever seen. why do you poorshits eat this over say dominos?

Fucking just did this today, EXCEPT it was on the passenger floor cause I don't want grease to seep through to the seat.

>>10543939
It's cheaper.

>>10543939
Dominoes crust is chewy and the cheese is bland. I'd much rather have a pepperoni pizza from little caesars than a supreme or pepperoni from dominos, though I'd much rather have a good pizza.

>>10543883
Do americans really eat in their car while driving?

>diamond lane cruising

>>10543913

That's gotta be a rental. I can't imagine anyone actually purchasing something with that 90's interior and keeping it that clean while eating fucking pizza in it.

>>10543982
I love my car - I would never consume food in it. I just wait until I get home. Of course, I have impulse control.

>>10543891
Based. Only way to ride.

>>10543967
dominos looks a lot more substantial and isn't that much more, I bet dominos is a better value
>>10543978
fair enough, ive never actually ate at little caesars to know. it just looks like mediocrity in a box

>>10543987
>what are estate sales
Not to mention, plenty of uninformed people have sold pristine CLEAN 20 year old econoboxes at stupidly low prices to people who don't deserve them and will completely trash it into the ground because they only paid a few thousand and don't respect their car because of it.

>>10544018
>implying if you gave those same people ferraris it wouldn't get trashed the same way
poor people gonna poor

>>10543902
kek

You're missing a slice

>>10543998
what always gets me about this one is that he's fucking sideways, this man is offering me a beer in the middle of a crazy sikk hektik driff, what a fucking legend

>>10543883
Ahhhh the ol' 'ive 'za

>>10543939
>poorshits
dominos is for poorshits dude


lol, faggot

>>10543939
>It's $5
>You can just walk in and grab one without a wait
>It's decent pizza, pretty much the same shitty quality as dominos.

>>10543939
you can tell from the box it's fucking little caesars, retard
domino's is fucking awesome though ngl

>>10543883
>be me as a kid
>dad picks me and brother up to go to his place
>stops off at little caesars to get a pepperoni pizza
>I get to be the one to carry the pizza on my lap for the rest of the ride
>tempting smells and the promising heat through the box the rest of the way there
>"Tonight's gonna be a good night" starts playing

>>10546486
how obese are you now?

>>10546501
Underweight to the point of my doctor pestering me about it

>>10543998
>[Chorus]
>Deja vu
>I've just been in this place before
>Higher on the street
>And I know it's my time to go
*Offers Passenger a Beer*

>>10546521
hmmmm


I think for me the ninja turtles cartoons in the 80's are why I eat so much pizza

>>10543978
i agree, the LC hot n ready is far superior to more expensive options from dominos or pizza hut ($8-$9 in my area)

>>10543982
yes. every single question of the form "Do americans really do ___" is best answered with yes. that's why the word "can" is part of our name. we do it all, even if it's really stupid. we've deep-fried all sorts of foods. we've invaded all sorts of countries just to take their resources while claiming to spread democracy. americans, particularly the boomers, are the most gluttonous and greedy fuckers in all of human history.

you should only ask "do americans really do ___" after all the boomers die in another 5-10 years. people born in 1980-1990 are a little less insane than those born before 1980.

>>10546486
That would make you 15 at most.

>>10544011
dominos uses better ingredients than pizza hut and LC.

OP's pizza is the cheapest $5 "carryout" that LC has mass-produced. it has a very unique taste, hard to describe. sauce is very savory and its cheesier than dominoes, which tends to be dry compared to a juicy fucking LC $5 hot-n-ready. its an acquired taste.

>>10546486
sounds like a commercial
wtf are you dawn draper??

>>10546542
>a little less insane than those born before 1980.


you should go out and meet more people
people in your country are fucked, I know, I visit often.

sure lots of cool people, but the per capita lunatic of all ages is unbelievable.

>>10544011
>I bet dominos is a better value

it isn't

>>10546555
>dawn draper
Don't you mean Dawn Diaper

>>10543967
>Cheap means it tastes good

>>10543978
>>10546542
Little trash bags tastes like cardboard after 10 minutes. Sorry you can't eat pizza without it being burnt.

>>10543891
This

>>10543899
>>10543899
>>10543899
>>10543899
Wuss!!!

>>10546750
Light beer goes well with pizza and I can get wasted and full without getting to bloated.

>>10546555
What is happiness anyway? It's a billboard on the side of the road screaming out that whatever you are doing is okay.
You are okay.

>t. Don Draper

>>10543899
its completely legal to drink 1 beer while driving, especially if it's on some empty country road.
its only illegal if you're drunk, as in, if your BAC is above the state limit. in CA that's 0.08%...from 1 beer your BAC isn't going to be that high. worst case scenario is you get pulled over by some asshole cop trying to meet his monthly ticketing quota.

vid related...this happy, relaxed guy is driving with a bud light. one of the shittiest beers but it's better than nothing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-KpwG2ljNk

>>10546880
Open bottle law. Most states have this.

>>10546860
happiness is a shitpoast on /ck/ that reminds you to enjoy a pint and a pizza while driving. your favorite music is blasting. only you, that hot cheesy and savory slice, a cold beer, and the open road ahead. happiness is freedom. freedom from fear, freedom from some nagging cunt who you've already fucked and gotten bored of. freedom from schedules, responsibilities, expectations, requirements and best of all, freedom from faggotized hipster food that demands you sit in some gay soulless restaurant and pay $10 per slice and $9 per craft beer plus tax and tip.

gonna go for a drive with a hot-n-ready tomorrow, lads. i might not come back. OP, thanks for this thread.

>>10546886
just 1 more reason not to live in the US, or any state that is too strict about these sorts of things.

>>10546542
i wrote this

>>10546886
>get pulled over
>slam the entire can while he walks to your car
>it is now an empty container, not an open container
Ez

>>10546880
It's illegal in this state to have an open container, even if it's a back seat passengers. They treat it as drunk driving. Same way you're in shit if you're drunk but just parked in your own driveway and listening to the radio, because the keys are in the ignition.

>>10546931
open container laws include any open, even empty, containers that would be in reach of the cabin. Basically, it either needs to be sealed, or in your trunk.

>>10546550
I wasn't being literal about I've Got a Feeling playing, it's a meme you dip. And even if I were, the song came out when I was in middle school, and I'm 22 now.

>>10546976
>I wasn't being literal about my story I was passing off as legitimate

This is how you get around open bottle laws if you're driving with a half-drunk bottle of booze like I often do when I go camping.

Slap a tamper proof seal on the bottle so if you get inspected as pass the breathilizer check they can verify your bottle has been properly tamper sealed.

>>10546992
i don't get how this would help you get out of an open container law

>>10547000

That's okay, I don't know how to help stupid either so we're in the same boat.

>>10546992
>>10547004
or, you know, put the bottle in your trunk like someone who isn't autistic retard.

>>10547004
>put a seal on your beer after you get pulled over for drinking and driving

>>10543891
>alcohol
lmao

>>10543883
I wish I could get a little caesars pizza, but all of them in my immediate area closed. I didn't even like them all that much but when a 8 minute round trip drive turns into a 45 minute round trip it defeats the purpose of cheap, fast pizza.

>>10545328
lol nice dude

>>10546550
ree~

>>10543883
Pizza is the new soy.

>>10547832
That just means you don't live in a low-income shithole, because that's where you find Little Caesars now.

>>10546944
Technically the pizza box is an open container

>>10543998
Deja vu!

>>10548318
Yeah, CHEESE pizza maybe, because that's for little babychildren

>>10546976
A gay redit meme perhaps. First time I've heard it

>you're a girl... or maybe a wagon filled up with pancakes...

>>10543891
>I hope you have beer
>drinking the liquidjew

i had a couple blue moons today, and although they were tasty, i just can't see myself drinking beer on a regular basis. a handle of shitty vodka (popov, cvs generic, etc.) runs $10 and can last you at least 1 to 1.5 weeks. its not hard to mix a good vodka soda with a slice of lime.

i kind of regret buying that 6 pack of blue moon because i finished it so quickly and barely even felt a buzz. maybe i'm just an al/ck/

Tfw pacman can't afford acne treatment

>>10543939
less is more

>>10543883
Oh look, a fat fuck

>>10543913
Be nice, anon. That's prolly the only car she can afford

>>10546957
WRONG

ra ra ra retard

>>10554040
Not him, but he’s right. Any empty beer cans are considered open.