/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>shadman

>ratman

>the zodiac killer shadposted
huh

>>10538199
Ted is a Twitter bantzmaster

>>10538169
Ted u absolute food legend

>>10538209
I still don't know what they were thinking with that original picture. Even if the meat was delicious (unlikely, how dry it looks) the presentation is just depressing.

>>10538209
>Brooklyn
>No onion
The soiboi memes are real

>>10538209
This is what passes for banter in America? A sarcastic blessing? Also didn't this guy recently write a love letter to Trump after Trump said his dad killed JFK and his wife looked like shit?

>>10538169

Stop shilling this faggot's twitter shit here.

>>10538370
It's not supposed to be banter, just patronizing and demoralizing. Cruz the madman strikes again

>>10538370
>>10538423
This.
"bless your heart" is said when you see something pathetic

The best thing I ever saw in the political realm was Ted Cruz bombing the fuck out at the RNC. He completely torched his political ambitions because he's such a fucking unlikable ghoul even RINOs don't want to associate with him.

>>10538351

If you look at the mason jar, it seems pretty clear that it's some shitty hipster joint. The arrangement is supposed to be "minimalist" and "artistic"

>>10539059
He might have been talking about the OP pic.
What did they put on top of that meat? Are those caramelized onions?

It just looks like somebody took a slop of a shit

>>10539059
>mason jar
>hipster
Suburban cafes and fast casual joints in 3rd world countries use them now. You're behind the times.

>>10538169
>it's fucking real

>>10539053
My favorite bit was when he wrote that blurb in the Times sucking off Trump even after Trump insinuated that he was a fucking serial killer lmao

>>10539039
Yeah it's said by women.

>>10539329
God bless Donald trump

>>10539131
I use them at home because they come with pasta sauce

>>10538169
>Austin 360

That's the degrees you turn when you see that brisket and then walk away

>>10538209
So you get dry ass meat and dry as bread with 2 baby dicks for pickles. Fuck bk.

>>10539573
I'm no Einstein when it comes to math and shit, but you'd be walking toward the brisket having done a 360

>>10538351
>>10538209

This is from Hometown Barbecue. Actually it's pretty good. Obviously overpriced since it's in Red Hook. They charge more than what you'd expect to pay at a Franklin or Killen's here in Texas. That pic is laughable though.

>>10538185
>>10538199
how do /ck/ posters know about that meme? isn't our board hella normie?

>>10539650
>newfag
ok we get it... you are new. stahp.

>>10539053
I really like Cruz, think he has a good head on his shoulders. He unfortunately has a rat-like face and a very unconvincing demeanor...he is in the unfortunate position of looking like a crook, but with a decent set of good ideas and morals (...for Washington, anyway.)

>>10539053
i've seen one ted cruz bumper sticker in the last ~5 years in DFW.

didn't john boehner say cruz was the most miserable human being to be around

>>10539946
Lmao

>>10538209
>enjoy these shitty prepackaged buns we took out of the box

>>10539938
>stahp

kettle, black, etc

>>10539358
More of a southern thing

>>10539650
>not moonwalking
get back to lurking

>>10539957
Nice to Door you.!

>>10540269
I'm from the rural south and it's definitely more of a feminine expression.

>>10540348
Door to meet you!

>>10540186
>judgemental faggot
just trying to communicate on the newfag level.

>>10539916
shad is reddit bro
not only that, you are reddit too
and me as well

>>10540481
My guy if you actually belonged here you wouldn't have even responded to that

>>10540522
why are you responding to shitposting?

>>10538169
https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/991752647077257216

Holy goddamn it's real. Trump and now Cruz, is there nothing /pol/ won't taint?

>>10539916
This is still 4chan.

>>10539946
I'm so sad reading this

>>10540348
What the fuck I'm dying this is retarded.

>>10540717
N O T H I N G

>>10539053
cruzposting was the best part of the election

Hand over the futas shadman.

>>10539685
Never in my entire life growing up in the city did I ever imagine places like gowanus and fucking red hook to be trendy and expensive

>>10540550
why are you responding to shitposting?

>>10539957
>>10540348
>>10540811
I can just see this jackass opening a door on the floor or a horizontal door on the wall as he's escorting a guest out of the house.

>>10543239
why are you responding to shitposting?

>>10543473
why are you responding to shitposting?

>>10540405
bless your heart

Give me the trap delegates shadman

>>10539946
It's the opposite. The man's a super bought and sold doormat of a person. However, he is an excellent orator and debator, and if you can sell him on your point (or buy him at all) he'll talk his head off to defend it.

>>10538370
Bless your heart means "you are retarded" as far as i know.

>>10539053
Cruz's anime redemption arc [...]

>>10539957
>Always makes door puns
Well he lived a few doors down from OP.

>>10538370
>This is what passes for banter in America?
yes, it's pretty sad

>tfw canadian and can't banter effectively
:(