/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10534864
>not general tso's chicken

>>10534864
>>10534880
neither of those is chinese food
but both are delicious

>>10534864
>>10534880

>not extra-extra-spicy sichuan chicken

>>10534892
>tfw the chinese place won't make it spicy no matter what I say because I'm white

And then you get cunts who say we're privileged when we can't even have the privledge of spicy takeout meals

>Fucked up Chinese Restaurant

>Get orange chicken
>There's actual orange peels in the sauce

>get sesame chicken
>They throw a ton of sesame seeds on top as a garnish

General Tso or Pepper Steak is where its at

>>10534864
Chinese food is the worst

>>10535009
>There's actual orange peels in the sauce
the worst is when you're watching porn and eating your orange chicken and you bite into one of those disgusting orange peels and then your mouth tastes so awful and bitter for the next 10 minutes ruining your tasty experience.

2 am spice bags are the best.

>>10534885
>Panda not chinese

Fuck off you autist.

>>10535018
If you're watching porn then you're already bitter, with or without the orange peels

>>10534864
For me it's the Mongolian Beef, the best Chinese takeout.

>>10534864
fuck that looks good.

>>10535186
my absolute nigger. if i move to a new area and have found a chinese place thats okay i get this because the vegetables are usually onions and other shit i like. i hate water chestnuts and shit like that so i try not to order dishes that might have it

>>10535186
>>10534864
girlfriend has celiac. I haven't had cheap restaurant food in over five years. please keep posting this shit, it's feeding my soul

>>10535383
don't breed her. Let it end.

>>10534864
meat sticks are mvp

>>10535383
Here you go friendo, that must be rough. I would have already done what >>10535424 said, desu.

I love Chinese food, but my favorite is always a meal like this. Any time any place I'll have a coney and fries above most other foods

>order pupu platter
>those disgusting fishcakes nobody wants left over at the end

>not extra spicy chicken and broccoli or Szechuan curry

Come the fuck on.

>>10534927
>wh*teboy problems
You don't know shit

>>10534864
orange chicken is my favorite too

>>10536860
Bait or not, responding in this way to what is obviously a (mostly) facetious post is wildly ignorant. Consider a change in your point of view.

Speaking of things that aren't genuine, General Tso's is the best American Chinese dish by far, especially paired with some greasy lo mein.

orange chicken is buffet tier

dragon and phoenix is eternal mvp

>>10535018
>watching porn while eating
I'm so sorry anon

>>10535473
This. Chicken Sticks the real hero.

Every time I order something other than my go to - pork fried rice, chicken stick (teriyaki chicken, yaki chicken, whatever they wanna call it), and shrimp toast I am disappointed.

so how do i home make chinese food that taste like chinese takeout food? Just add tons of MSG?

>>10536919
piss in it

>>10535018
>watching porn and eating

>>10534885
>neither of those is chinese food

general tso was a good general tho

>>10535186
>all the Chinese places around me don't let you get Mongolian Beef as part of a lunch combo and instead have it on the 'Chef's Specialty' section of the menu where it's like ten fucking dollars
fucking yellow kikes, it's beef and onions how the fuck are you charging this much for it

>>10534885
General Tso's Chicken is from Taiwan.

>>10538128
What does a "lunch special" include? I've always ordered everything separately and then just divide the food into 3-4 meals so I don't feel like I wasted money.

>>10538160
Entree, fried or white rice and an egg roll for $5.

>>10536919
wok hei
this means you need a cast iron skillet and a gas hob and don't crowd it!

>>10538128

Cheap ass welfare nigger. Do you really want to eat Mongolian "beef" that costs you $3?

It's either going to be shit tier beef or you're eating cat.

>>10538263
If you're eating beef at a chinese restaurant, you've already accepted that.

>>10534864
Chinese food is garbage, but Panda Express is pretty much Mexican anyway.

>>10534864
>that
>Chinese food
fucking hell, I always try to remind myself to post the food I was eating in my university canteen and all the other stuff during my stay in China but I keep on forgetting to find all pics on my HDD. actual Chinese is so simple, you'd be surprised. it also has some of the best and worst ingredient choices ever

>>10535383
what does that have to do with anything? she doesn't have to eat it. I know it's kind of odd just getting something for yourself but you can just tell her that you've been craving it, if she says you can't just eat chinese food because of her disease then she's a bitch.

>>10538532
Real Chinese food uses fucking water buffalo instead of beef so it can go fuck off.

>>10538532
My girlfriend is a FOB Chink and even she calls it "chinese food" so cool your autism.

>>10539396
>fob- a chain attached to a watch for carrying in a waistcoat or waistband pocket

u wot?

>>10539447
Fresh Off the Boat. How is that not obvious, captain cornhole?

>>10534864
>>10534880
>not lemon chicken

>>10534864
You know I've always wondered what cut of the chicken they use for General Tso's/orange chicken.

>>10539529
If it's a shitty place? All white meat, i.e. breast. If it's not as shitty? Thigh.

Either works, though thigh has the usual advantages: cheaper, tastier, and juicier. I hate it when they use breast meat, it's nearly always overcooked and dry.

>>10534864
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrv78nG9R04

>>10539277
I agree. You can pick up some chink food on your way home and get her whatever the fuck it is people with that shit eat

>>10535473
MFW My dad and his brother would refer to these as "Rat on a Stick" very openly and loudly when at a buffet

>>10539277
>>10539583
I'm not the kind of person who eats alone at a restaurant, and the disease is so sensitive that it's best to avoid bringing any contaminants into the house at all. Using an oven that hasn't been through a self-cleaning cycle isn't safe, due to food particulate circulating inside when heated. Using a cutting board that has been previously used to cut wheat ingredients is unsafe - bits of food get embedded in the minuscule nicks and scratches that will contaminate future meals no matter how thoroughly you clean. Same goes for most plates bowls and utensils. It's a fucking pain in the ass, but the alternative is her surefire developing intestinal cancer at a young age.

I'm the one who is anal about it, I want this dumb genelet to live as long as possible

>>10535424
>>10535479
We will not have children. I wouldn't curse a child to risk having her myriad infirmities

I really love lo mein. Just plain, regular ol' veggie lo mein. I could eat it forever and ever.

>>10539586
My dad always loudly declare it to be 'Chink food', even in public

15-year old liberal me would cringe but I now find it funny as fuck

>>10535383
>being so stupid you cant even order food from two places
absolute state of burgers

its all about the cum shrimp

>>10540392
Edginess aside, that sounds really fucking awful. I don't think I'd have the self control to live that way.

Most American Chinese food is disgusting these days. Most of you are too young to remember how great it tasted up until the late 80s. That classic Chinese Food aroma, I can't describe, and taste, is rarely found anywhere anymore.

It's weird.

Now days it all tastes the same. It taste like anyone can make it in their homes. Maybe since alot of the chefs are Mexican now or something.

>>10535018
do people watch porn like TV shows or something?

>>10540609
>>10540392
edginess intended. id dump that bitch. at least you are sparing kids from being fucked. wish midgets would do the same

>>10540625
>Now days it all tastes the same. It taste like anyone can make it in their homes. Maybe since alot of the chefs are Mexican now or something.

Yeah or maybe the Chinese now running the take-out places aren't even from the same regions as the Chinese from your childhood. Different time, different regions, different circumstances.

All these moments, lost in time
Like tears in rain

>>10540656
some people do and it's really weird to me

Chinks are subhuman but they do know how to cook

You guys know about 888 Bistro? Shit's fire yo

>>10539586
Shit nigger, maybe you should bond with your father instead of being a limp-wristed faggot.

>>10534864

>>10534864
Chinese spicy pork is far superior to their chicken

>>10536782
Good christ expand your horizons

>>10542076
Remember when /pol/-shit was banned outside of /pol/? I remember

God I fucking love Orange Chicken. Pisses me off that you simply can't get it in the UK.

Everytime I go to the states, I've got to go to a mall at least once to get that orange chicken and bourbon chicken.

>>10539549
Why would the shittier place use the more expensive meat?

>>10544278
Looks like someone is a little grumpy because they haven't had their soy sauce yet today.

>>10544299
lol uk dont got orange chicken wtf do you guys got chipiote

>>10536782
Where can you get East Coast food like this in California?

>best chinese takeout food blocks your path

>>10544315
Because their target market is people who associate "white meat" with quality.

There are a lot of people out there who think that the dark meat looks icky. These are the same kinds of clueless fucks who think ketchup is spicy and are disgusted when they find out that worcestershire sauce is made from fish.

Picky eaters and restaurants who cater to them should die in a fire.

Why is asian food so fucking expensive? I have to go to the mall to get cheap Asian food. Panda Express and every local joint is expensive as shit. The ingredients can't be that expensive

>>10540589
>i was a liberal when i was a teenager
>haha now that im older and wiser im not Im also racist now!

>>10540656
>>10540761
I have had a few occassions where I would be drinking with several friends and they would want to put a porn DVD in and sit and watch it or have it on in the back ground. I never got that shit but it has probably happened like 4 times in my life. Why the fuck would you want to watch porn with a bunch of dudes?

>>10544278
>Anything I don't like is muh /pol/!
Go back.

>>10539586

Its ok, they don't view your kind as people, so they just laugh at that kind of animalistic behavior.

>>10544322
>>10544541

Posting hysterically effeminate stock /pol/ responses to shamefacedly deny being /pol/tards.

Why are you ashamed of who you are? Why are you terrified of being named?

>>10545034

yawn

>>10544415

>>10542095
>Place of Origin: China
Good one dummy

P H O
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lol i do this >>10539586 all the time

>>10540607
mein neger

Mongolian Beef is lowkey good.

>>10545126
Churchill never said that you dolt

>>10545707
Fuh is just poverty jungle ramen. I'd rather eat Campbell's than that junk.

>>10534885
>>10537665
>>10538156
This was on the menu at this place called Taiwan101. Obviously this is the only true source of information.

>ur pol
>>nuh uh
>yeah huh ur pol
>>>/qa/

There's a cool place nearby serving "black bean ostrich." No idea if it's even based on anything chinese, but it is excellent. Pretty cheap for an ostrich dish as well.

>>10534864
Mapo tofu is the true king.

>>10534864
> not char siu
Almost any other chicken in “chinese” food is already better than orange chicken. Orange chicken is the worst shit.

>>10534864
idk if its cause im white/native but i cannot eat this shit.
Every goddamn time, fancy or cheap its always burned a hole in my stomach 20mins later.
Its greasy shit.

>>10544369
bumping for information.
i'm in b.c and there's no good pizza.
westcoasters dont know junkfood

>inb4 burgers
literally who doesn\t know where to get a decent burger?

>>10534880
Fpbp

>>10545825
It is a gray area. Some sources say that he said it, some don't.

Anyways, I don't care who said it I still stand by what the quote says.

>>10534885
yep,

my Chinese friend took me for real Chinese food in the most Chinese place in Vancouver.

I ate lots of pigs feet. So much cartilage.
but also a shit ton of awesome spicy pepper dishes

>>10534864
Americanized chinese > real chinese
t. Chink

>>10535018
Why would you post a webm of someone's fupa

>>10545944
/qa/ is just /jp/ shitposting now.

>>10534864
That's not real Chinese food.

>>10546457
nobody cares about canada

>>10540607
That sauce is way to sweet for me, I get it on the side.

>>10540625
I am guessing it all comes from the same food distributor, that would make the most sense.
No 1 wok , First Wok looks damn near identical including the signage. There is a sit down place in town that has a lot of items that look similar to the fast food chains.

>>10535018
>>10536997
>>10540656

>>10538293
This

>>10544369
>>10546445
>east coast food

It's literally flyover trash-tier garbage from Detroit.

>>10534885

general tso's chicken was invented by a chinese national who owned a restuarant in singapore. you don't know shit.

Chinese food is some of the most unhealthy food you can consume. I hope none of you eat it more than once every 3-4 weeks.

>>10535009
If they have it try twice cooked pork. You wont fucking regret it.

>>10534885
Americans fast food panda express is the best chinese food out there. Funny how the chinese can't do anything right. CHING CHONG DING DONG ME NO RIKE AMERICANS! ME SO YELLOW AND HAVE SMALL PENIS AND SMELL!

>>10545690
While the dish is very popular in the United States, it is most often found as a variation of General Tso's chicken in North America rather than the dish found in mainland China. Chef Andy Kao claims to have developed the original Chinese-American orange chicken recipe at a Panda Express in Hawaii in 1987.[2][3] Since Panda Express is closely associated with this dish, Panda Express uses orange chicken as a promotion tool by having a dedicated food truck tour the country distributing samples of orange chicken.[4]

Though called Chinese food in North America, orange chicken is rarely found in Chinese restaurants in China. Andrew Cherng, owner and founder of Panda Express, said that orange chicken is just a variation of General Tso's chicken, another dish that is almost unknown in China. Journalist Jennifer 8. Lee says that both "General Tso's chicken and Orange Chicken are Americanized mutations of sweet and sour dishes found in China.

Teriyaki > oversweetened "Chinese" shit
fight me you fags

>>10553538

Teriyaki is like 50% sugar, dum dum.

>>10553538
I've never had a teriyaki that wasn't super sweet, while there's whole swathes of the average chinese menu which aren't.

>>10539586
>Chilling in a sushi bar
>Mom and sister make openly loud ching chong noises and slant eyes

Look I like making fun of gooks too but there's a time and a place for it

>>10540581
Same dude. Lo Mein is #1 while Orange Chicken is #2

>>10544418
My friend was throwing a party at his apartment in college and one of our (crazy) female friends thought it would be funny to bring over a porn dvd to play in the background while everyone else played beer pong, smoked hookah, etc. It was just weird as fuck.

Enjoy dying of hypertension

get on our level amerifats

>>10545034
Are you illiterate? Stop screaming /pol/ at everthing they triggers you and go back.

>>10535186
that is not Mongolian beef, this is Mongolian beef

>>10534864
>MVP is orange chicken
maybe if you're a 23yo white girl

>>10554076
>LEVEL?
Fries,and rice?
1 rib
buncha gravy
fried golden breads
pasta?
Where ever this is from (starch world) will surpass metal gear, and america in beetus.

>>10554526
its ribs, chicken balls, curry sauce, fried rice, spring rolls, salt & chilli chicken and chow mein

the heart disease in a box is a scottish thing

>>10554076

chinese food AND fries? Why oh god why did we ever succeed

>>10535186

gee annon, your chinese lunch special lets you have TWO eggrolls?

>>10536782

That does look pretty good. Can you get just a regular beer though instead of whatever Fag-o is?

>>10554391

>went whole life without having egg foo yung
>have egg foo yung

I hate my parents

>MSG
you mean to tell me I've been eating chinese food all these years and it has fucking CHEMICALS in it?! why didn't you asshole faggots warn me about this sooner god damn it!

>>10555549
There is absolutely nothing wrong with using MSG

>>10554076

That's quite a spread you have there. What establishment makes this and where?

>>10535018
Speaking of porn, who is this?

>>10534864
>Chinese food
>orange chicken
Wut?

>>10554076
you fucking pisshead.

>>10554032
>>10544418
>why would adults watch an adult movie

>>10558327
>>completely ignoring the set and setting on purpose

>>10558330
>everytime i see a naked woman i have to drop my pants and jerk it

>>10540656
I can't wait for the latest season of Backdoor Bitches

>>10558333
Low test. Anyone with functioning hormones feels something stir. We're programmed to get competitive about sex, so it's hardwired that when we see it, we want it. It's always the sex addicts that want to turn the party into an orgy or desperate incels that bring the porn. It's just wierd.

>>10558333
Nobody said anything about that, fucktard.

Surely there is a better choice for entertainment compared to a porn dvd in the setting described.

>>10548603
>Coney island dogs are flyover food