/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10528505
When I was younger my friend held one between his butt cheeks and his dog are it out if his butt and started licking his ass. He said it felt good so I tried it and his dad caught us having the dog luck my ass. Can't go wrong with ranch. Marana ra might be good

>>10528505
they already come filled for cream cheese. why dont you just try one then see if they need anything?

>>10528505
For me, it's ranch; the best appetizer condiment.

Eat real food.

>>10528512
Where you still allowed to go over to his house?
>>10528514
I did and they're fine on their own I was just looking for some community feedback
>>10528518
For me, it's pick related; I just wanted to add a semicolon

>>10528505
I love poppers! I always cover mine in vark sauce.

>>10528553
His dad told on us and we didn't hang out much after. Funnily enough his son turned out gay and I'm straight and in a relationship with a decent woman. Our monster still friends so he probably knows now that it was his son who started the dog ass licking

>>10528585
Our moms are still friends*my keyboard keeps auto correcting to weird shit like anigero

it's not even real cheese, why is it so expensive per can? I'm not buying a gallon so i can get a deal on it.

Marinara motherfucker, ranch is for gayboys

>>10528593

Try and find a Wal-Mart, WinCo or whatever you have near you that carries them, they usually sell them in a 15oz sized can.

>>10528505
>>10528518
>>10528553
>>10528593
>liking premade garbage food enough to make a thread about it
really wish you people would just stick to /b/ or something instead of shitting up the cooking board

>>10528721
"Stop talking about food on the food and cooking board"

>>10529122
""food""

>>10528721
>those McDonalds and TacoHell threads are fine but fuck your stuffed peppers
Take your autism back to /mlp/ or whatever shithole you climbed out of.

>>10529213
HAHA yes you really showed us how much better than everyone else you are. I so impressed wow good job bro

>>10528505
Here in Portland poppers are more popular than cannabis, but less popular than 'vark sauce.

>>10529449
not those kind of poppers, anon

>>10529543
lewd

>>10528585
>he probably knows now that it was his son who started the dog ass licking
the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. he knows exactly where the dog-ass-licking came from.

Equal parts liquor:self loathing:apathy. Mix violently and garnish with a slice of shame.

Arby's Bronco Berry sauce is god tier for these. Failing that, pepper jelly of some sort.

>>10528505
>What kind of sauce do you use for these things? Do you use sauce?
I don't use "these things".

>>10529245
>implying they aren't all the same shit

>>10528505
I'd go for some homemade garlic dip

>>10528505
I don't personally, but some people dip them in ranch or more cheese sauce

>>10528721
this board doesn't even get 5k posts a day yet has by far the most pretentious cunts of any board I browse telling people to stop clogging it up.

>>10531695
>wanting so goddamned many posts that things quickly get pushed off page 10
Go back to whatever hell you came from.

>>10531710
He's right to be fair

>>10528505
some sort of pepper plum sauce

>>10528505
tartar sauce

>>10529732
This guy fucking knows.

Also, the TGI Fridays brand of frozen jap poppers with cream cheese gets packaged with a raspberry habanero sauce. It's fantastic but they don't give you enough in the packet. So I usually add sriracha and more raspberry jam to it to fill it out so it's enough for the whole box

spicy fruit sauce on cheesy poppers 11/10

>>10534443
this. i usually water down raspberry jam/jelly a bit and use that for poppers