/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10519681
you have to be 18 to post here

Its called Monster Rossi now but holy shit is this good

>>10521432
forgot pic

>>10521432
>>10521438
patrician /sip/ taste my friend

>>10519681
>51 Grams of sugar per can

Shiggy diggy beetus city, Anon.

>willingly sucking poison out of a corporate schlong

>>10521438
Best one hands down. Tried the Lewis Hamilton one the other day since the Rossi one was so good..... terrible mistake.

Only one that tastes good.

Pink Lemonade is good.

>>10522631
horrid. the White Zero Ultra is about the only sugar free /sip/ that actually tastes good imho

Ubermensch sip

You're all wrong. I think I'm legitimately addicted to the flavour of orange creamsicles.

>>10522631
This tastes like literal orange juice
I drink it with vodka daily

>>10523334
What shit fucking OJ do you even get where you live? If anything it tastes like a slightly off brand Fanta.

SIPBOYS 2018

Why would you do that to me /sip/. I legit couln't drink a fucking tenth of this shit. Worst energy drink ever.

>>10523066
>>10523322
Rockstar is a false sip get the fuck outta here with that shit

Don't have pic on hand but why don't you all drink Burn energy drink ? That shit is the shit. Far,cfar ahead any kind of monsters and redbulls.

It's 11pm. Should I /sip/?

>>10519681
fuck off paid advertisement shill threads

>my 12 y/o loves this flavour

does this mean he's chad for taking the sugar? is he going to beat me to death soon? so proud

>>10525037
If you have to ask the question, its because you know the answer.

>>10519681
I've recently switched to red bull. They only sell 4 flavors of monster in my yuroshit country and monster costs more than red bull now.

>>10523066
I used to love this stuff but they either changed the formula or I got a shitty batch but they taste like shit.

Ultra White and Ultra Black are both the best. Gronk is good if you want a beetus sip

>>10519681
gross. Redbull is superior in every single way

I've really enjoyed the mango flavour they came out with.

Caffinated chemical drinks really should not be as moreish as they are, but god, there's nothing like sitting down with an ice cold 500ml. They're selling them 50p each at a store near my house and I think it might kill me.

Currently I think I'd rank them
Loco > Khaos > Ripper > Doctor > Assault > Classic > Iced tea

>>10525462
wtf is Monster Assault, anyway? it's like a weird cola
sadly, i've never seen loco in the uk
Doctor is the GOAT /sip/ anyway

>>10519681
R*D is for WH*TEY

we back booooooois

>>10522631
2 a day baby!! YEEEEEEEEEEEE_HAAAAAAAA

Autism drink

Why would I drink anything else?

>>10526880
>taurine free

GAY

literally why

>>10526883
you guys realize all the shit other than caffeine and sugar they put in energy drinks are not better than placebo right?

>>10526919
what an actually retarded thing to say

I only drink Pussy.

>>10526919
Taurine is put into energy drinks to help combat the jitters the caffeine gives you. Also 28 black is legitimately the worst energy drink I've ever had, it tasted like fucking cough syrup in the worst way possible.
Get your hipster shit out of here.

>>10519681
best monster I've tried

>>10525492
Yeah, it's a weird cola. You get the same effect by mixing classic with coke.

I've only found loco in small sort of 'paki stores' or halal supermarkets or whatever. Places that usually sell kind of obscure things.

>used to love monster for years
>discovered rockstar
>enjoyed both
>suddenly monster starts tasting like watered down dogshit
>go exclusively rockstar
>fine for ages
>love me some super sours
>apple is best
>completely disappears from stores
>whatever bubbleburst and raspberry are great too
>start tasting like watered down dogshit

What is happening to me

>>10527529
You're drinking it too often and getting tired of it. Just give it a small break of a week and a half and then go back in with a flavor you like but haven't had in a little while.

>not getting yerbed

>>10527529
bubbleburst rockstar is fucking lush m8

>>10527550
>not drinking actual freshly-brewed yerba mate
works 2x longer than energy drinks, tastes great with no sugar or sweeteners

>>10527341
I can't find those in Australia anymore, they were my fav

This is by far the best energy drink I've had
Kinda tastes like tea and kinda lemony

Ausfag exclusive

Best monster right here, the carbonated ones are for babies.
Shout out to Monster Mean Bean and Irish Blend.

>>10529859

What's it like? They only have the melon one at my local store, but I'm not interested in it.

>>10530522
The green ones taste like cheap freezer pops, the yellow and red like watered down Snapple.

>>10519681
>It's gween!

>>10531064
Bruhhh look at dis duuude

>>10531064
Lil' Reviwbrah!

>>10519681
nah im sorry bro incorrect

>>10531536
based

>>10530522
the melon is actually the best one imho

>>10531572
how about your dishonest opinion?

>>10524995
Literal children in this thread....

Urrrr, I'm not your friend anymore. lol.

>>10525462
No self control

>>10526883
Speaking of gay, does your gay lover like the taste of taurine in your cum?

>S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 8
Im feeling good sip bros. Got my caffeine and essential vitamins and nutrients with no sugar or calories. I'm feeling hella blessed.

B-Bros the doctor told me I can't keep drinking these because it's hardening by arteries. I guess this is my last post.

>>10519681
This is one of the better marketing campaigns done on 4chan, I gotta say

>>10532607
Its a lifestyle, anon. Its just a coincidence that grass roots marketing campaigns, and well loved and adopted lifestyle products look the same on social media.

>>10519681

>>10532603
Thats what you get for drinking Satan juice you sipfaggot.

>>10521432

>>10531536
>blacked

>sugar free
why even /sip/

>>10521438
>Rossi Monster
shit I need some of that.

>>10533145
4 different b vitamins, taurine, caffeine..

that's not Bang though

best soda run bike, /sip/?

>>10522620
>Lewis Hamilton
gross nigger

also, no mango? for shame

>>10521438
where do you get this?

>>10533477
>>b vitamins, taurine, caffeine

energy drinks seem like a retardely expenisive source for those.

>>10533664
some are dirt cheap if you don't shop like a moron.

>>10533696
cheaper than pills? I seriously doubt it.

I can get 90x 200mg caffeine tablets at my local supermarket for less than $3, tax included. Even cheaper if you want to throw mail order into the options list.

>>10533704
But can you get the other components with those pills? Some also have added amino acids or creatine, the selling point is getting it all in one go. I'm not knocking pills though, those were handy on grave shifts.

>>10533717
Sure. B-vitamin complexes (etc.) are also dirt cheap.

But let's not forget the reality here: caffiene is the only appreciable "active ingredient" in an energy drink. The rest of it is negligable.

>>10533717
>creatine
there are no energy drinks with this ITT
I don't know what that shit costs in america but here in europe we can buy multi-vitamin-fizzy-tablets with E, C, B1, B2, B6, B12, Niacin, Folacin, Biotin, Pantothenic Acid (all 100% of daily dosage) and Magnesium (60%+)
for 50-60 cents per 15 tablets

>>10533729
>the rest of it is negligible

wrong. being something of a stimulant fan/addict, I can tell you that coffee and say, Rockstar Pure Zero, produce different effects. Niacin and panax ginseng are marvelous, as is the guarana, and then the true master race sips, Bang, throw shit in there that produces more physical results if you're a /fit/ anon.

orange sip is sooooooooooooo good bois. haven't been /sip/ping at all but I have final projects due I haven't even started so I picked one up and it's fire.

if you haven't had this one, I swear...

>>10534258
still the spookiest urban legend around

>>10534278
I'm confused

>"sip" thread
>literally only 2 pictures of sips in the entire fucking thread

You guys are the fucking worst. Sipboys are dead.

Check this sip