/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>10516091
Pizza, chicken tenders, fries.

>>10516091
>good wife
>a black
enjoy fishing with your bait

>>10516112
Fucking racist

>>10516091
I want to see my cum dripping between her buck teeth

>>10516091
Depends on where she grew up

>black girl eating sandwich.jpg
>black girl in a tight black dress.jpg
>C-list black celebrity chef.jpg
Did your ban expire already?

>>10516219
This

Just meat. Really simple. Hot pan. 2 minutes each side. Done.

>>10516244
god damn it now i gotta fap

>>10516091
Lasagna
Most things with Pasta
Roast meats
Salads for BBQ
Soup
Sandwiches

Men stuff is
BBQ
Big Roasting
Growing the vegetables
Making cordial

Older women
Cakes
Biscuits
Breads
Basically anything which requires measuring and timing


I do all the cooking because I enjoy it. She does some cooking but its easier if I do it.

>>10516091
>hey guys look at this hot black girl /pol/ btfo
>straight hair and a thin nose
Every time

On a somewhat related note, why the fuck can't women (cooks, or culinary school grads aside) fucking cook anymore? My mom, and my friend's moms growing up could all cook at least somewhat decently. Every single girl I've dated has been at like 6 year old downie levels of cooking. Even some of the ones that have a "dish" that's their specialty or whatever, might be tolerable, but not even good by any means.

back at it racebaiting bro, nice

>>10518130
Yummy! With coconut oil and the fat of that same cut.

>>10518161
No coconut oil. Butter. Tallow. Non-hydrogenated lard. Bacon fat. Duck fat. animals ONLY.

Undermining me works better when you're not directly referring to me. I do appreciate the free publicity regardless. Carnivores DO NOT say "Yummy!", you foolish herbivorous impersonator!

>>10516244
I want to colonize her if you know what I mean

>>10518183
Take a chill pill, I'm"that keto guy". lol I'm no herbivore don't dare say that to me.

As you just said this, I was reading on zerocarbzen about Salicylates. God damn even coconut oil has that. I gotta keep digging around for truth and update my palate accordingly.

I'm like you against hydrogenated trans fats and other vegetables oils, I'm just with olive and coconut (non hydrogenated) but even those seem rich in that defensive anti-herbivore chemical, Salicylates.

Love lard and organic butter though.

Also, what's wrong with "yummy"? Kek

>>10518195
Hahahaha. I've been dealing with too many shills, I'm so jaded. My abrasive manly man tone is pure satire for everyone's amusement (mostly mine). I've actually had coconut oil in my hair for the past 6 hours to treat some lingering dandruff. Had to find some purpose for all my leftover keto stuff. We carnivores give a guttural grunt to express satisfaction, with a chest pound for good measure. Usually right after you first drink the blood of an enemy your demeanor shifts with a huge testosterone boost.

>>10518212
Fuck. I have 2 kilos of organic coconut oil, meh guess I can use it for hair and skin too lol

>>10518214
Mere hours before stumbling upon ZC for the first time I had just finished a keto shop. Had a fridge full of vegetables, half a kilo of organic nut, and a ridiculously expensive bottle of avocado oil. The only purpose I can think of for that is a bludgeon for baby seal hunting.

>>10518219
>avocado

>>10518212
is it actually good for hair?

>>10518138
Because people have been raised on instant food
Muh wimen

>>10518161
>>10518183
>>10518195
>>10518212
>>10518214
>>10518219

whyis this tripfag replying to himself like this? Did he forget his trip was on? Pathetic

>>10518138
it's sexist to teach women home ec, as well as lazy parents would rather give their kid a phone than teach them valuable skills.

50 years ago every single guy had basic mechanic skills, even if it was just doing an oil change. Now most people can't even change a tire themselves.

>>10518725
Kek

>>10518725
>trip

>>10516091
who is this cute?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_soul_foods_and_dishes
Just needs to memorize this list if she's a black one

>>10516091
depends

>>10518725
>>10516091
Highlights of the thread for anyone who wants to remember

>>10516146
fucking white male

>>10518725
hola redditbro
enjoy your stay

>>10518932
its sad that namefags do this

>>10516091
Anal sex, cum in mouth/on face, I enjoy pissing on them too so personally that, oh and keeping her mouth shut outside of the bedroom/bath.
I cook for myself as women are fucking terrible at it.

>>10518135
That nose is huge, just looks thin because her lips are big as fuck. If her nose or kids were on a white woman the woman would look like a fucking clown. Stop admitting you find niggers attractive you stupid fuck.

>>10518725
>tripfag
He's not using a trip you fucking mong.

>>10519469
She is attractive though, ya chudbuster.

>>10518725
He's a namefag, not a tripfag.

>>10518735
you think that's bad, listen to this buddy,

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant. She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

>>10520266
>top ramen
not even maruchan she got what she diserved

>>10520266
look mommie!
I posted it again!

>>10518134
Came here to post this pretty much. Also good mashed potatoes, gravy, eggs and bacon.

>>10516112
My last gf was a college educated black chick, it was awesome. She was great at cooking and always trying to prove herself because she landed a white guy and didn't want to screw it up. I probably would have married her but she didn't want to move away from her family when I got headhunted for a job across the country

>>10516091
Danish food.

>>10520710
give me an example of some famous danish dishes

I absolutely love to cook for my boyfriend's. It's really fun making a really tasty meal and seeing their face light up. But the standard shit you should know is.
>meat, veggies and a third dish
So just any type of meat, any type of veggies, and a third extra. My favourite is doing pork chops, corn, and noodles.
>pasta
>sandwiches
If your girlfriend can't make a sandwich chances are she can't make anything for you.
>soup and stew
Same with sandwiches, they'really really easy to make.
I miss cooking for my s/o. Shame he had to cheat. I don't really cook anything fancy for myself, only in relationships

>>10516244
I want to cuddle with my dick inside her!

>>10522124
Are you into short guys who only wear graphic tees and still have facial acne at 29?

>>10522168
Height isn't an issue for me. Acne isn't a big issue either if it's either something you can't control or are willing to work on.
>graphic tees
Yikes, I don't know anon

>>10518686

It's not bad
ACV is way better

>>10522173
>Acne isn't a big issue either if it's either something you can't control or are willing to work on.
Wow, you sound shallow

>>10522214
What? I'm saying if you have acne from something you can't control, it''s fine then. But if you can fully get rid of your acne or at least lessen it and just choose not too, why would I want that.

>>10522214
Pretty sure what Anon means is that she doesn't want to date some guy who's just got acne due to poor hygiene. You wouldn't want to date a dirty woman, she doesn't want to date a dirty man.

As for what women should know how to cook: both partners should know how to cook a bunch of stuff. There are few things comfier than cooking with your significant other, and if you both know a bunch of different stuff, you can teach each other.
My ex and I used to cook together a lot but she was kind of psycho. Came at me with a knife one time and later on broke up with me because I chew too quietly and eat too neatly for her liking (according to my ex, I was apparently doing this to "act like I was better than her"...no darling, I just have manners).

>>10516091
Whatever your personal standards are comfortable with.

Not being able to make pasta or fry an egg and such may be a red flag though.

>>10522380
Yup! Thanks anon, that''s exactly what I meant. Cooking with an s/o is great but I also like cooking by myself. My ex boyfriend got really mad if we cooked together. I'd try asking him to pass me the flour or something and he'd freak out on me saying it''s supposed to us doing it together not me bossing him around....I just wanted the flour because it was too high up on the shelf anyways.

>>10516091
Salmon, steak, and chicken.
Rice, beans, and pasta.
Must know how to use olive oil, salt, vinegar, lemon and pepper seasonings.

>>10522481
This