/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>ugh, flyovers? i literally can't even

>>10515414
I'm not a flyover but I had deep fried fruit rollups dipped in 'vark at a Casiopea show and it was divine.
>>10515430
Fuck off, Cletus

>>10515414
It is literally novelty food. Who would enjoy deep fried kool-aid or whatever?
It's literally because they can and freakshows are poor form these days.

>>10515430
t. assmad flyoverfag between bites of his deep-fried butter-hotdog

>>10515439
>>10515444
>i was lucky to get out of there alive, to a more civilized part of the country, where it's not so white and 1950s
>haha brb, got to go kiss my (x)on's adorable little pee-pee one last time before my girlfriend (male) and I go to get it removed tomorrow

>>10515430
This guy, lmao

>>10515466
SEETHING

It's okay though, I'd be mad too if my dietary staples were fast food and hotdogs.

>>10515466
Was this supposed to be an insult because you just described my life in Portland to a T, sweetie.

these are like swallowing jesus's load

>>10515474
>>10515430
who is this piece of filth, it's making me angry just looking at the way he dresses, even before his dumb face

>>10515414
thots like them

>>10515695
>incredibly sweet load
i think your gardener has diabetes.

>>10515792
He's not diabetic, he just eats a lot of 'vark sauce.

>>10515695
I like them too. Wish they weren't so expensive, I would love to get a double order

>>10515430
Lose weight.

>>10515414
>he's never had a fried turkey leg

>>10517303
Done and done.

Ahh, much better.

>>10517338
A precise carcinoma excision. Nicely done, doctor.

Yea I like some of them. Fried dough, deep fried sweets, and deep fried meats are good.
Then there's extreme novelties, I'm a little afraid to try deep fried butter.

>>10515414
Deep-fried oreos and twinkies are genuinely really good.

>>10517338
You missed a spot

>>10518531
You do realize without NY and California America would be balkans-tier.

>>10518531
>>10517338
Fools! This is the perfect US!

>>10515414
I’ve heard deep fried butter is really amazing but I’ve never tried it.

>>10518531
No!! Only the west / coastal half of the state is bad. Redo your incision!!

Those long, spiral-cut, deep fried whole potatoes are good, even thought they're really just mushy potato chips

>>10518531
What did Ohio ever do to you?

Funnel cakes are without measure but I don’t understand why they serve greasy drippy food when there’s nowhere to sit down and enjoy it. You gotta walk around like a dumbass with your drippy treat going everywhere as the unwashed masses bump into you aggressively to get nowhere fast, causing you to lose half of the overpriced thing you bought anyway.

>>10518816
As a Canadian I support lowering most of the US mainland into the ocean

>>10515414
yes

lots of them are good, some aren't, how are you ever going to know if you don't try anon?

I hosted a deep fried party at my house once. It was awesome my buddy brought a 6-pack of quail

everyone smelled terrible the next day

will do again

>>10520340