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Hello, this is Chef Jack with Food Wants dot com wiiiiith... Medium rare chicken tenders! That's right, if salmonella puts you in the hospital, then you're just not right with God almighty and are a pussy!

>> No.10512476
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>>10512323
Ja/ck/ posting is illegal

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>>10512476

Okay, guys. *shit-eatin' grin* You crack me up

>> No.10512530

>>10512323
>chain over polo shirt
yikes

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>>10512476
heh heh alright now

quit playin

>> No.10512542

>>10512323
He has a son?
>tfw Jack has had sex at least one more time than me

>> No.10512555

>>10512542
Oh, he keeps his oldest son FAR from the public eye.

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>>10512542

>> No.10512589

>>10512530
He's a rapper.

>> No.10512604

>>10512589
>Jack Jr. is a rapper
not today, not today nah nah

>> No.10512612

>>10512555
El Hermano?

>> No.10512617

>>10512612
Oh shit, it's his brother? My bad :(

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>> No.10513773

I rememberd him having a lewd username on youtube what happened

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>>10512566
>suit and tie
>digital watch

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>>10512476

>> No.10514206

>>10513837
so let's just ignore the degenerate DUDE WEED photo along with those god awful tattoos

>> No.10514232

>>10513773
69 isn't a lewd number it's just his favorite number!

>> No.10514726

>>10512566
Is this jacks bastard?
Sad!

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>>10514726
Yup!

>> No.10515049

>>10512540
oh god who allowed him to own firearms?

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>>10514726

>> No.10515071

>>10515059
I wonder if the assault has anything to do with why they spent nine years apart

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>>10515071
I think it's more that he smokes drugs and lives in california doing god knows what. Jack probably doesn't want him ruining Jack Jr. with scary things like "pot isn't so bad" and "homosexuals exist" or "let's not nuke palestine"

>> No.10515225

>>10515213
epic. someone gift this glorious human a 4chan pass!

>> No.10515227

>>10515213
I think he works as a music producer

>> No.10515248

>>10512540

He looks ready to make the next Exploding Varmints

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>>10515248
>Jack awkwardly trying to explain what graincount is.
Fucking flyover moocows.

>> No.10515301

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUvYcUbxzYI
Mandatory viewing.

>> No.10515323

>>10515270
he's from california

>> No.10515335

>>10515041
bikers are probably selling him weed, let's keep it real jack

>> No.10515357

>>10515270
what?

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>>10515301
ebin

>> No.10515374

>>10515365
what a spoiled little brat
your opinion is not part of the recipe, sweetie

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>>10515374
don't be a misogynist, sweetheart. It's unsightly

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>>10515270
>>10515323
>>10515357
>The Jack/Jack dichotomy
>The clear RLM reference
>Knowing that Jack Packard got it wrong
>The double reference to RLM and Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man

Peak meme

>> No.10515453

>>10515438
what the fuck is rlm

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>>10515453

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>>10515458
get you e-celebrity garbage the fuck outta my Ja/ck/ thread

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>>10515453

>> No.10515665

>>10515418

holy fuck that avatar

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Think Jack is jealous of his son's successful, sinful career?

>> No.10516371

>>10516357
Jack probably outearns him reviewing as seen on TV products twice a month

>> No.10516382

>>10516371
That's depressing me.

>> No.10516529

>>10513771
lmfao he got so upset when they brought him onion rings and not enough cheese sauce (they also did not make it right on purpose)

>> No.10516567

>>10516529
which videos that one

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>>10516567
jack on the go, latest one

>> No.10516610

>>10516599
thanks I guess I forgot to check his other channel

>> No.10516615

>>10516610
F as in Frank?

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>>10516615
go to youtube.com, type jack on the go in the search bar, wa la

>> No.10516793

does anyone have the "dining with jack" menu?

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>>10516793
>not having a designated jack folder with all your shitpost fodder and webms at hand

maybe it's time to level up

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>>10512476
Ja/ck/ posting makes /ck/ great.

>> No.10517583

Tfw i dunno who this guy is and thought this was a satirical thread about chef john from food wishes

>> No.10517677

>>10512540

Let's play a game called

"What do we least trust him with?"

>> No.10517718

>>10517677
a gamete. now there's another one running around.

>> No.10518852

>>10517718
I like it. Two running around, actually.

>> No.10518876

>>10512566
The lone wolf
The wild child
Bart Simpson
The choked bloke
The wing eating menace

If only he never interned at that computer shop.....

>> No.10518882

>>10515059
>he mentions Palestine at the dinner table

>> No.10518885

>>10515335
Bikers sell a lot worse shit than pot