/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Boot. Somthing about the way the boot helps get the sauce on the nugget makes it the best.

>>10509700
who dips their nuggets in sauce?
nowadays people just dip it in mineral water

>>10509708
I gotta have the szechuan sauce morty!!!! Wubalubadubdub!! lol!!! Pickle Rick!!!!!!

bone is supreme. fits into sauce cup every time
>>10509700
>i want uneven bites

>>10509708
Isn't that what people do for hotdog eating contests. Are you like a speed eater? Personally I like to use ketchup because it helps smooth the nuggets, and prevents them from cutting the roof of my mouth. My best time is 5 minutes for 50 nuggets, which I've done consistently three times. Do you have any tips?
>>10509711
You're not funny.

>>10509805
there is no way i believe you can get 50 down in 5 mins. My friends and i used to do a thing, and very few people could even get 50 down. The best time i say was about 9 and a half minuetes, and they were eating like a fucking champ.

>>10509776
nigger detected. Why not just say the ball or the bell is just as good then? Boot reigns supreme.

patrician: boot
plebian: bone + bell
literal poo tier: ball

>I just love licking the sauce off balls.
pic related

>>10509697
>gf feels cheated if she gets ball shaped nuggets because they feel smaller
Is she right, /ck/?

>>10509809
Dude I have videos if you don't believe me. I can upload one. Just give me a few minutes.

>>10509697
Bone>boot>bell>ball

>>10509887
We're still waiting ...

>>10509809
>>10509887

OK here is the video. I eat them two at a time so you can count each bite. The eating starts at ~3:30. Sorry for poor quality, I recorded this using my laptop camera:

https://vimeo.com/266693325

>>10509911

>>10509911
>that part at 7:32 where he vomits a small chunk of a McNugget
>he just keeps eating

I salute you, anon!

>>10509911
>https://vimeo.com/266693325
holy shit is this for real?
Anyways if you want tips, just use plain cold water, dunk in a few nuggies and work your jaws, it is that simple.

>>10509697
First dip boots when there is a lot of sauce. Then dip balls because they reach the lower sauce levels better. No problem with anything.

>>10509911
nice digits
/ck/ has the best OC

>>10509697
Bone is the best over all, boot is best for cleaning up last bit of sauce. Bell and ball are dead weight.

>>10509827
Ball is objectively the worst. Tends to have more breading to meat, worse texture, and hardest to dip.

>>10509711
I wish the report screen had a comment box but maybe the janitor will understand regardless.

i like to strip and eat all the breading off the sides with my teeth then eat the whole nugget with the exposed nug meat center and crispy sides like a little nugget burger

>>10509911
what the fuck

>>10509911
Holy shit

>>10509911

>>10509697
Boots are truly the standout here.

The toes are useful for when you've just opened a new dipping sauce container.

They allow you to scoop sauce without causing overflow of the container.

>>10509805
In what universe will mcnuggets cut the roof of your mouth? Do you have paper skin?

>>10509911
Go man, go!

>>10510841
Are you me?

>>10509708
It's not a sauce per se, but if you haven't tried the honey (pic related, not honey mustard) on your nuggets, you haven't lived.

Do they still have szechuan sauce? Memeing aside it's actually pretty good.

>>10513056
that and the tangy bbq is the only reason i go there rather than Wendy's
Wendy's doesn't have a single decent sauce

>>10513056
their szechuan sauce is fucking garbage
it literally tastes the way 3 day old teriyaki tastes when you forgot to put it in the fucking fridge after a long night of chugging sake
even by mcdick’s standards it’s fucking appalling and you should feel bad for liking this meme sauce

>>10513108
I don't but thanks for your concern.

This thread made me want nuggets. Went to buy some and the store is going through maintenance. Am at steak n shake now.

>>10509697
>this fucking thread again

OP is either a bot or a tard

>>10513255
Well that ended up better than nuggets, the Chipotle burger was top notch.

9.3/10 lads

>>10513003
If you're trying to speed-eat them and don't have time to chew then eating enough will cut up your mouth.

>>10509911
Nice.

>>10509697
>about to finish my order of McNuggets
>have managed to carefully ration the dip so that I have ended up with just enough for the final piece
>reach for the last nugget
>realize it's a ball
>horror begins to set in
>try to scoop up the final portion of dip
>unable to get into the corners of the square dipping container, the round nugget gets barely coated at all
>visions of the boot that I ate two nuggets ago flash before my eyes
>if only I had known then
>trying to salvage what little I can, I bite the ball in half to create a sharper angle with which to scoop up the final bit of sauce
>regret fills my soul as I taste the bare, unseasoned McNugget with only a trace amount of sauce
>use the other half to scoop up the last bit of sauce from the container
>attempt to enjoy the other half which now has enough sauce covering it, but in vain, as I am filled with the regret of having succumbed to sub-optimal dipping strategy which has resulted in me deriving less enjoyment from this order of McNuggets that I know to be possible

>>10509911
what the fug

>>10509911
>la creatura...

>>10509697
boot > bone > bell >= ball

>>10517364
Basically my opiniom, except I'd say bone >= bell > ball. The problem with the ball is it doesn't dip well.

>>10509911
BASED

>>10509911
based nuggman

>>10517381
But its center is so soft and juicy.

>>10509911
>https://vimeo.com/266693325

>>10510867
Didn't work bruh.

>>10509822
Bone > ball but otherwise I agree.

>>10509697
bell > boot >ball > bone

actually good:
chicken nuggets made from actual chicken breast pieces rather than pink sludge

>>10509911
m a d m a n

>>10513032
Had a friend show me this when we were kids. It's legit.

Anything ither than boot is wrong.

>>10509911

I kinda wish they'd experiment with more variations of the nugg, like maybe a long nugg, or a sandwich with a nugg-style patty.

Burger King's Spicy Nuggets are actually surprisingly better than McDonald's right now, and cheaper.

Actually juicy and crispy unlike their standard.

OBJECTIVE RANK:

Boot > Boot >>> Bell >>>> Ball

>>10509911
You look kinda like Keanu

Do any ballfags even exist?

>>10509911
I don't know what I expected

>>10513032
Honey is bullshit. Hot mustard 4 life.

>>10521838
>Boot > Boot

>>10522529
we gonna have a problem?

fuck you i like the ball

>>10509911
Based af

>>10522777
>I just love licking the sauce off balls
>I just love eating balls

Crown

>>10524622
I like the peppery taste of the BK nuggets, but th McNuggets meat is more tasty. If only they could cooperate and make a hybrid nugget.

>>10509911
Based nugger Keanu.

>>10522873
its only gay if the balls touch

>>10513032
McDonalds honey is surprisingly good.

>>10509911
ok, now this is epic

>>10515745
A man of taste. No wonder he and Trump came to peaceful denuclearization.

>>10519763
They haven't used pink sludge since the early 90s, grandpa.

>>10513032
The honey is jammin. Its how I used to eat nuggets as a kid. Now I find sweet things too much to bear and I can't eat them this way anymore.

>>10509911
The prophecised nuggman has come to take us to the promised lands

>>10525723
>He and trump
Trump wasn't involved in any of that, dumb colonial.

>>10527050
>being so butthurt about the election you have to bend reality into a perverson of itself

>>10525695
Literally get the new spicy ones, I posted it above. Crispy and juicy.

>>10527050
Your lack of education and real world experience is showing.

>>10521818
Do you not have the McChicken sandwich in whichever shithole you come from?

>>10527577
I was under the impression that the McChicken was a different recipe.

>>10513032
t. nigger

>>10527577
We have the superior Chicken Legend.

>>10509911
Boy

Boot > Bone > Bell > Ball

>>10509911
fucking great shit, I love /ck/

>>10509697
The Amazing Nuggman.

>>10509697
Hot mustard is unironically the only patrician dipping option now that real honey got replaced with high fructose bullshit "honey flavored sauce"

>>10509911

>>10509911
Why would you do that to your body?

>>10530690
What about sweet and sour sauce?

>>10532081
Surely his body threw it up after

>>10509911

>>10509697
Ball is where people find bones and beaks.
Boot > bell > bone > ball

>>10509697
mutts

>>10530690

>Order hot mustard and they give you honey mustard
Feelsbad

I think boot is obviously the best and ball is the worst, but I'm not sure I have much of a preference in bone vs bell. I guess bone is better.

>>10509911
La Atrocidad

ball > bell > bone > boot

>tfw nuggs with homemade hot pepper jelly
We haute cuisine now boys

>>10536993
On opposite day, maybe.

>>10509697
>go to McDonalds
>order a 10pc nuggets and small fries
>wait for 15 minutes
>during this time I watch a crackhead punch his girlfriend, pop some display balloons, and get handed a free cup to have at it with the drink machine, while the rest of us are made to pay
>some kid finally says "Oh, the nuggets?"
>"Ya"
>hands me a bag, I go home
>no fries, just nuggets
>go back
>"Hey man, sorry to complain, but you forgot the fries on my order."
>he takes the bag in disgust and throws it in the trash
>"It'll be a minute"
>wait another 5 minutes
>get new bag
>open it up at home
>the fries have been dumped in upside down
>there are 9 nuggets
>there is 1 dipping sauce and it's not what I asked for

Honestly, McDonalds and McNuggets can go fuck themselves

>>10540178
Where do you live?

does everyone on this board eat like shit

fit has way better taste than you degenerates

>>10509697
boot is the patrician choice

also sweet & sour mixed with hot sauce or die

>>10509708
>not mineral oil
It's like you don't want to be healthy.

>>10509911
Based nugger keanu

>>10536993
>he loves to eat balls

>>10509711
Based.