/ck/ - Food & Cooking

christ's foreskin

Dimes and nickels

Pussy.

>>10507836
2 McChickens at the same time

The penis of a fit man aged 20-39

>>10507836
runny french cheese

>>10507842
Salty dollars taste better you absolute nigger

>>10507836
2 US gallons of Secret Aardvark Habanero Sauce AKA 'vark

Cockatiel eggs

>>10507856
Prove it, you double nigger.

The same exact shit I eat now, maybe with better quality stuff.

>>10507930
Pretty much this. I like what I eat these days. It'd be nice to upgrade the ingredients to better versions. But I don't have any desire to eat the type of things people tend to think of as "rich people" food.

>>10507930
i would eat the same shit i eat now only made by a real cheff and not by me, bonus points if he teaches me wjat im doing wrong or could do better so i can make it like he does

Unironically fish and chips fried in duck fat and a bucket of bone marrow to dip.

>>10507836
I think a medium rare 3 pound porterhouse steak with a handful of roasted whole green onions. Sparkling water to drink. That's about it.

>>10507836
A bald eagle stuffed inside a condor.

>>10507974
>i would eat the same shit i eat now only made by a real chef
nice answer

>>10507836
a wheel of parmigiano

>>10507836
Nothing, I'm not hungry right now. That not to say I wont have a vodka shot in a few minutes.

>>10507845
hahaha, dat pootytang

prime rib roast, and some lobster, freshly caught within a few hours, unsalted farm fresh butter, chilled white wine on the side, maybe asparagus for vegetables and a piece of homemade bread with some garlic and herbs on it

>>10508044
That sounds more like something someone on death row would order as a last meal.

>>10507842

If money isn't an object how will you eat it?

>>10508053
subjectively

>>10507855
cookies and cream tastes like what I imagine cat diarrhea to taste like.

red velvet is bretty good tho

Potato knishes with a side of moon rocks.

>>10507836
a fuckton of sushi
I'm talking 150+ pieces

>>10508049
my life is a bit like prison now that you mention it. huh, neat!

>>10507836
peking duck

>>10507985
How big is this bucket?

>>10507836
I'd like some carrot cake and a nice espresso.

>tfw dating someone who makes 10x more than I do
He grew up under communism in Romania, so we are still pretty conservative with our cooking, mostly soups and stews, bbq, polenta, etc...

But we shop at the local organic market, splurge on pistachios because we love them, and eat out way more often at relatively pricey restaurants.

He also enjoys buying kitchen gadgets that we have absolutely no space for, so there's that...

>>10508140
I'll give you 200 pieces of Chinese buffet sushi for free. Where do you live?

Uber eats like 10 mcdoubles a day

>>10508212
Sounds real lux. So what, you make around 6.5k a year?

>>10508212
Nice blog, snickerdoodle.

>mfw am from a poverty-riddled city so I've never tried most nice foods beyond cheap fast food garbage
>Was 16 when I first had steak and crab
>19 when I had lobster
>Have tried maybe 4 kinds of fish in my entire life
>List any food beyond the most generic shit (e.g Bread, turkey, chicken, etc.) and I probably haven't eaten it
so everything

I'd say the foods I want to try most are: Creme Brulee, Rhubarbs, Beef Wellington, Curry, Lamb

>>10507836
your moms pussy lmao

Big fuckin rib eye steak cooked rare with loads of garlic butter smothered on top with god damn, ASPARAGUS sampler on the fuckin side of the skillet plate. Grilled asparagus sauteed asparagus god damn fresh asparagus with Japanese mayo (served chilled on a separate dish). Loaded motherfucker baked potato with sour cream chives onions and a bit of shredded cheddar on the motherfucker. Rye bread on the table at the ready. Sashimi too.

>>10508221
Ha! Try double that!! (I'm a poor college student)
But he's a vet, owns his own practice so he makes over $200K/year, and has no kids--so he has more disposable income than 99.9% of 4chan

So lots of money to spend on food

>>10507945
what is rich people food? just seems like fatty meats and some sort of puree.

>>10508246
>He's a vet

Thank you for your service.

>>10508250
Veterinarian. Maybe consider reading context clues before replying to my posts

>>10507836
Always curious to see what moose cheese tastes like. I'd also give birds nest soup a shot, but I haven't read particularly positive reviews.

>>10508246
My wife and I have about $250k income, so we’re about the same tier. It just seemed funny because you described what we do as far as food and we don’t consider ourselves well off.

>Please thank him for his service

I could go for some posole right now

>>10507836
Carrabbas "steak bryan", I don't know what cut it is, but they have this awesome goat cheese that comes from a supplier that only sells to them. Covered with sundried tomatoes

I’d eat 2 million bucks at the same time

>>10508217
I'm not eating 150 pieces of Chinese buffet sushi, the whole premise is that money is no issue

>>10508295
Are you Romanian? He was a student in Cluj during the revolution, lucky to be alive.

>>10507836
solid gold

>>10508329
>Money is no object to gaijan pig dog?
>Prease sit

>>10508366
I would spend 2400 dollars on eight jiro meme meals if I was a billionaire

>>10508146

>>10507836
I'd pop down to the on campus restaurant and get a rare steak with chips and steamed vegetables

Can you tell I forgot to pack a lunch today?

>>10507836
You.

>>10507850
now we're talkin

>>10507836
would finally be able to afford 5 guys haha

Certainly not caviar. Fucking overrated overpriced trash. People are fucking idiots to eat that garbage. It's like eating a fruit gusher that's salty, that's it.
>You didn't buy the authentic $1000000000 case of caviar that only has a single scoop of caviar eggs in it though, you just had bad caviar!
No. Caviar's a fucking meme-food. Just like lobster. Lobster's literally peasant-food bugmeat and everyone used to hate it, but normalfags buy that overpriced shit then fucking DROWN it in butter.
>hur hur lobster tatses gud
No the fucking 10 gallons of butter you poured on it taste good. Just get crab, it's fucking cheaper and tastes the same - like the sea.

>>10508533
Are you feeling alright, daddy?

Entree
>Chalupa Supreme
>Culver's butterburger
>Large Baja Blast, no ice
Main course
>Grand Mac with extra Mac sauce, replace the middle bun with a McChicken patty
>XXL Grilled Stuffed Burrito with chicken, add cheese sauce
>Piping hot, fresh McDonald's fries
>Two cans of Mountain Dew WoW Gamer Fuel that got discontinued
>A blue raspberry Jolly Rancher slushie from Sonic
Dessert
>McFlurry with Reese's Pieces
>A slice of German Chocolate cake
>A slice of Black Forest cake
>A scoop of vanilla ice cream served over a piping hot, fresh brownie

>>10508552
I will after I fuck your ass, pumpkin.

>>10508533
Nah man, lobsters good. Not amazing, but good. I grew up eating it for dirt cheap in Maine. It is not nearly good enough to justify the prices elsewhere, though.

Fresh fish and shellfish, ripened cheese with deep flavour, delicate vegetables like asparagus, exotic fruit, aged wine and mixed drinks

FOR
ME
IT'S
THE
MCCHICKEN
THE
BEST
FAST
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A whole woolly mammoth. And a subterranean walk-in freezer underneath my house to store it. It would probably cost billions to reanimate one with some kinda Jurassic Park technology. They must have been pretty damn tasty for us to hunt them into extinction.

>>10507945
this.
caviar,lobster,truffels and foie gras are overrated as fuck, tried them all multiple times.
oysters are godtier though, at least if you get them straight from the fishermen. thank you France!

I've always wanted to try fresh king crab with fresh caviar. I've had both separately, and I think the combination of the two would be divine.

If I was rich then I would eat king crab as much as I'd like (considering how invasive those big fuckers are, and how plentiful, I'm surprised they are so much goddamn money and I hate it).

Like, right now? A good steak with mashed potatoes and roasted veggies on the side. Doll it up with whatever the most expensive version of the pieces you want, so long as its well done. Er, not well done, I'd take it medium rare, but you get what I mean.

Maybe a big side of smoked salmon too, been too damn long since I've gone fishing and should really make some more.

>>10508643
>choosing to eat a salty booger over sweet lobster meat

>>10508533
I never dip lobster or crab in butter and it tastes good, are you dumb? Is your palate too weak, baby?

>>10508613
>go to maine to get fresh lobster
>1lb is 32 dollars

Has it changed since you "grew up"? This was like 4 years ago.

I would eat the worlds most expensive seafood bisque, followed by the worlds most expensive steak. Half portion of each, prepared by the worlds most expensive chef. In the most expensive room in the world, with a glass of the worlds most expensive wine.

>>10508555
holy shit you are disgusting

>>10507860
>he's never had bald eagle eggs

>>10508708

You seem to be unfamiliar with 4chan posting culture. /ck/ is a Trump free zone, anon. We'll give you a pass this one time, but now that you know please refrain from it in the future. Thank you, and enjoy yourself.

>>10508709
I'm living the dream baby

>>10508730
Kill yourself nigger

>>10508745
Good stuff.

>>10508693
Maybe his family or friends had a boat? You can catch it small scale pretty easily, I'd imagine. Might not even need a boat, idk.

>>10508693
...the fuck? Does “Going to Maine” consist of making it as far north as Kennbunkport? Obviously you were buying from a restaurant. It’s been a tough year but you should be able to get it $4-6/lb at a lobster pound, $8-10/lb if you wanna get jewed by Hannafords

>>10508693
And I haven’t been a resident in Maine for over ten years

I'd go all organic. I'd have a much nicer kitchen to cook in. I'd probably eat out more too.

>>10508730
>*leans into mic*
>*cooks steak well done*
>*applies ketchup*
>*eats taco bowl*
>*thumbs up*
>*eats pizza crust first*
>*inhales*
>WRONG

>>10508831
Well I have family up there, and one had died so I went to there funeral. My older uncle who is a local took me to a restaurant right on the waterside that go out and catch lobsters everyday and you get to pick your lobster from a tank. I picked one that happened to be a little over a lb and he charged me 32 bucks for it. Fucking jews.

>>10508869
I’m sorry you got jewed. What part of Maine do they live in? Pic related is the prime tourist-jewing region. If you ever go back, have your uncle not take you to some waterfront tourist trap, go to a lobster pound and get cheap fresh lobster and scallops, cook em outside, eat the scallops raw, and drink Shipyard until you can’t see straight

>>10508899

>>10508902
I'm pretty certain it was Brunswick, the name rings a bell. The place was beautiful, especially the area outside of the city (I stayed in a vacation cabin the family owned), but every person I saw who was around my age at the time (18) looked like a fucking hipster with plaid, flannel, thick rimmed glasses, tight pants, the whole shebang.

Guess if I ever go back I'll have to find somewhere else.

nothing, as I am not hungry right now

preteen girl's pussy

>>10508910
It is beautiful, you’ve got that right. Terrible for finding a decent job at a young age, though, unless you want to be a hipster barista at a hip southern Maine cafe. Glad I grew up there (center of state), glad I moved out. Be glad when I can afford to buy a vacation home there. If you ever go back, I suggest you hoof it up Route 1 to Boothbay, then up 27 as far north into the mountains as you can stand. Great scenery, people and food in those directions

>>10507836
Bacon and eggs.

I would dine on the ass hair of the most nubile Taiwanese lady boy.

>>10508659
how high are you right now?

I'd fly back to the states and eat some real mexican food

Fuck you germany

>>10509060
Well, at least you can have some Kebab. Turkish immigrants are, after all, the wetbacks of European cultural setbacks

Blue cheese, steroids, vodka and salo.

Halal snack packs

>>10507836
>right now
surf and turf, fries
>in general
i like what i get since i have a job and everything, but i may get better meat and buy more at the weekly market around the corner and less in supermarkets.

>>10508105
>little black squash balls as a side dish

>>10508241
Fuck me man. I'd treat you with all of that if you came here to visit.

>>10508295
>250k/yr
>not well off
delusional

Id eat a penguin. Ive always wanted to deep fry thier meatless wings and enjoy that crunch of the crispy skin like when you eat an old dried out KFC drumstick. And roast their fat little belly over a campfire and enjoy it topped with a white wine mushroom sauce

>>10509046
Not that anon but i sell fish for a living and he is right, even the ones that are praised to hell and back that go for 10 bucks a piece taste like ass. your french memeclams can stay where they are

>>10507836
Truffled foie gras double-fried in KFC Hot n’ Spicy batter, a magnum of Veuve Clicquot 1996, and prime Bryce Dallas Howard’s vagina.

>>10508241
how the fuck have you never eaten rhubarbs?

I havent been home in so long. My parents live across the world. I would want my mom's cookings.

Im so lonely.

>>10507836

I would recreate Jurassic Park so I can have T-rex steak.

>>10509305
Rhubarb isn't a very common food if you don't live where it grows

>>10509179
Try living in silicon valley. That's barely above subsistence level you mong

Seafood feast.

Give me a bit of every tasty crustacean and mollusk -- expertly prepared by master chefs.

>>10508285

>>10509493
I don't get it

>>10508295
Very few people consider themselves well off, because they mostly hang out with people in the same income bracket and have a total lack of perspective.

Honestly I really want a good, spicy, meatball sub. Think I'll make one for lunch tomorrow.

big tiger shrimp and spiny lobsters

Probably some eggs and a fresh sausage from the butcher instead of the packaged sausage i'm having this morning.

>>10507836
a kfc bucket
sometimes i overspend on gourmet ingredients yet i always end up throwing over my kfc plans because of price

48oz Wagyu steak

>>10507836
Lambchops with greens, mashed potatoes and a Bud Light™

>>10509738
>this post is brought to you by Anheuser-Busch®
Hiroshima Nagasaki selling out man

>>10508241
>Bread
>Never tried it

>>10507836
Sockeye salmon

>>10507836
Strawberries. I'm fucking craving them hard right now but I'm at work and there's no where around me that sells good ones.

mcdonalds

>>10507836
Wagyuu Tendies w/ Szechuan Sauce

>>10509522
Dumb and poor, I assume you're gorgeous

>>10507836
lobster claws with cocktail sauce.
some recipes with truffles or wild meat with cream truffle sauce.
whale sushis.
wild meat with foie gras sauce.
peking duck with hoisin sauce.
fried duck spring rolls.
pastries made with yuzu lemons.
fucking ortolans.
rare wild birds with cointreau or grand marnier sauce and forest mushrooms.
urchins in many declinaisons.

I can continue for hours....

>>10509443
>living in silicon valley
>not well off
Pick one and only one.

i could go for an actually good poutine and some decent beer

I am a man of simple tastes

>>10507860
my one regret from when i had lovebirds is not trying out their eggs

>>10507836
steamed hams

>>10510653
My uncle lived in San Jose most of his life. Bought a small ranch on a cul de sac in the 60s. Was never a wealthy man, did odd jobs and wife is a CPA. Was cursed with trying to keep up with the joneses, impossible later on. Eventually sold his tiny ranch for $850,000 and bought a literal plantation in North Carolina where he lives comfortably. There’s stupid money there, but just living in the valley doesn’t mean you’re well off.

>>10510375
>lobster claws with cocktail sauce.

what? no one does that. Butter garlic, creme fraiche a myriad of french sauces. Cocktail sauce?

>>10510653
>i know nothing about price variance by region
Do you have any conception about what happens to prices in high wage areas for the basics like housing?

I would order one of these bad boys to arrive every morning

>>10507855
Oatmeal is the best flavor by far.

I'd fly my ass back to Japan and go to one of those ichiran joints. Fuck, I could eat there forever.

>>10508212
Just so you know, your post contributed exactly nothing to this thread.

I would like to try civet coffee... And a geoduck. And turkish delight.... And a durian... And beef wellington.

>>10507836
I guess the usual shit like caviar riofrio, abalone,
Ōmi beef, shellfish platter, tomahawk steak, jamon iberico, duck, sea urchin, foie gras, and sushi.

Then for my personal tastes, it'd be good mofongo, pasteles, asopao de pollo, alcapurrias, sorullitos with hot dogs, tsukemen with a lot of shiitake and shimeji mushrooms, fresh lychees, guava, mangos and quenepas. Cuban bread with some butter that's been pressed down with a plancha served with some good coffee and milk. Pho with a lot of cilantro, korean bbq and mandu (both in soup, steamed and fried), gyoza, dim sum, tom yum, curries (japanese block, thai, indian, etc) all served over freshly steamed rice with some naan. Paella, dandan noodles, and some good gelato.

Fuck my tastes are all over the place.

>>10509471
This. Hell, I'd honest to God take a trip to Brittany and just have some God-tier fresh seafood prepared by a French chef.

>>10507836
Caviar and vodka. tiny bit of butter, cracker...

I'm salivating I want to have a night like that again..

>>10512916
Good thing you replied, sure showed me