/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10507676
marshmallow peeps. they are great stale.

Yes. my gf's yeast infected pussy.
I love her though, so it was delicious in the sense of true love.

>>10507684
>marshmallow peeps
I hear peanut butter is also great when old and wins in the end

>>10507688
I hear you're a fucking faggot who's wrong

You need to define way over date.

>>10507676
I ate a 3 year old bottle of Secret Aardvark Habanero Sauce that I found under the seat of my Prius and it was even better than fresh 'vark.

>>10507752
i heard that too

>>10507803
nice

>>10507752
>>10507803
>>10507931
Delicious Peep butthurt. Even Minis were a better sport at losing.

>>10507941
Last I checked Peanut Butter brought it up first

>>10507966
well, they won

I ate a can of progresso clam chowder that was about a year past its date. It was as fine as progresso clam chowder can be.

>>10507798

>>10507676
Ya ur mum lmao

>>10507676
Margarine that has a best before date of 2016 , still good. Found the tub in the back of my fridge looks fine smells fine tastes fine.. I was shocked, but fuck it I won't question a good thing.

>>10507676
yup honey. because its the only food that doesnt have a expiry date #itstrue

>>10507798
>'vark.

I have a bottle of golden dragon thick teriyaki in my fridge. Its not the original bottle because the original bottle was a jug from where I worked 14 years ago. I had some of the same teriyaki from a fresh bottle a couple months back and it was nowhere near as good. Not sure if aging made it better or the quality just got worse over the years. I will be sad when that teriyaki is gone.

Cheeses

>>10508829
While it hadn’t gone bad yet, I’ve been using an almost two year old hunk of cheese for grating.

>>10507798
>Secret Aardvark
>Prius
>"vark"
The memes write themselves. Whats the best soylent flavor?

>>10508941
It used to be Nectar but sadky they discontinued it, so now its café chai.

>>10507676
I have been eating pan fried turkey burgers that expired in 2016 on buns that were frozen probably last summer all week....both freezer burnt to fuck.
>sometimes I just want to end it all but then I pass out from too much extra dry rot gut vodka
>death is even too kind for ilk like me

Siggys yogurt 2+ weeks past expiration perfectly fine. It's funny I bought a case from Costco and I couldn't finish them before they expired, I only had two left and the one I had two days ago was the last one and it only just started to taste off.

My nan had a bottle of angostura bitters in her fridge from 1976.

Made the best lemon lime and bitters with it ever.

>>10507676
>8 year old chupa-chups with bubble gum inside
>they have a distinctive blackened hole, as if it's rotting
>won't throw it away because it'd be a waste

They were ok, the acidity made for an interesting flavor. I'd say I'd buy them like that.

>>10507798
>>10508799
>>10508941
I love Secret Aardvark Habanero Hot Sauce too!
>>10509096
>they have a distinctive blackened hole
This sounds just like my wifey

I bought a couple gallons of organic fat free milk that expired on the day of purchase because $.99 each. Been about five days since then and ive noticed no difference other than my farts have extra STANK to them.

118 years old beef.

>>10509138
How'd your mom's roastie taste?

>>10508817
Lmao plz be joking

>>10507676
mayonnaise
it smelled and tasted fine, but it had expired a month before i used it and i didnt realize
kept using it until it was done
can mayo even go bad?

>>10509478
the oil can go rancid, but i doubt it's going to do much harm if it's only slightly rancid

>>10509478
>raw eggs
uh, yeah it can

>>10509130
That's a sell by date. They arent expired and probably have another week at least on them

>>10509516
it's 99% oil, I don't think anything can really happen to the eggs specifically

>>10509478
It's mostly fat and if its shit like hellman's it probably has preservatives in there. I've eaten mayo 6 months past it's best by date.

>>10509138
Hi, Steve. New video when?

People are confused about the date on their food. Most all of the dates are just suggestions like best by and have nothing to do with expiration.

>>10509559
what you're saying is just as stupid desu

>>10509484
Oil doesmt expire retard

>>10509688
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rancidification

>>10509600
He's right though
Best By really just means that it probably will start to taste like shit past that point

Use By means it'll probably be actually unsafe at that point, best by doesn't necessarily mean that, only that it's likely to taste bad

>>10509735
no, expiration dates are the dates that the producer doesn't guarantee the product will be safe to eat past

nothing more or less than that

you're taking it in yet another retarded direction by talking about bad taste, good job

>>10508829

EXTREMELY dangerous though.

1972 chiclets, Coffee Instant, Vanilla discs covered in god knows what (still good), and fruitcake.
Unfortunately, the chicken smelled like ultra AIDS and I couldn't eat it.

Some jalapenos which expired around three years ago. The jar was unopened so it's not that weird that they survived.

>>10507676
Had some canned mackerel that was 5 years past use by. Tasted normal.

14 year old instant chocolate pudding
I expected it would be good as new, which it was

>>10509723
The rancidness adds to the flavour profile

>>10507676
Anything that was freeze-dried or dehydrated

>>10507676
A bottle of Crystal Pepsi I bought on ebay back in 2011. It tasted like the most flat club soda with a bitter plasticy aftertaste.

LA Beast is a faggot.