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10496911 No.10496911 [Reply] [Original]

How much money would someone have to pay you in order for you to eat a Chinese pee-boiled egg

>> No.10496917

>>10496911
Chinese people are animals who’s souls somehow found a way into a human body.

>> No.10496921

>>10496917
Don't give animals a bad name, anon.

>> No.10496923

>>10496917
Blame Mao's Cultural Revolution

>> No.10496929

>>10496911
I've been baffled by 'virgin boy egg' for a long time. How the good fuck does something like that even start? It reeks of pedophilia.

>> No.10496943

Probably like $5 if I'm being honest

>> No.10496956

>>10496929
Taoism:Neidan

>> No.10496995

was it pee of a cute girl? if so nothing.

>> No.10497001

>>10496995
They traditionally use the pee of prepubescent boys. Which is close enough for someone like you I'd imagine.

>> No.10497021

>>10497001
Bazinga!

>> No.10497024

>>10497001
>boys
no

>> No.10497051

>>10497001
>close enough
fucking retard

>> No.10497942

sure why not, I've been starved of anything except top ramen for the last 3 weeks due to budgeting problems.

>> No.10498148
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>>10497001
If the boys have a feminine penis it's perfectly fine

>> No.10498183

Technically the egg and the pee never made contact

>> No.10498205

>>10498183
>egg literally submerged in piss
>Somehow doesn't make contact
Is this some sort of abstract electromagnetism argument where since the atoms never technically touched they never made contact? I'm confused

>> No.10498217
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10498217

I remember there is this fsmous Chinese kid make millions selling his urine. Apparently his batch makes really great boiled eggs. Got a hint of whiskey

>> No.10498219

>>10498205
you don't eat the shell, foolio.

>> No.10498230

>>10496911
I would pay them for eggs, they say it bring great fortunes and vitalities to your life. Its very good for soul!

>> No.10498264

>>10498183
>after cooking, the eggs are cracked all around the shell and resubmerged in the hot piss
>the old piss is replaced with fresh piss
>process is repeated for an entire day
>when finished, the egg whites have a golden hue

Yea anon, no contact at all with the piss.

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10498270

>all these damn hypocrites

Don't tell me you have never tasted your own urine

>> No.10498681

>>10496911
I'd do it for a new TV. A decent one.

>> No.10498697

3 million
that's my price to do pretty much any gross shit

>> No.10500624

>>10498697
it would go down
like if someone handed you a wad of cash

>> No.10501034

so it's pretty much a pedophiles version of a century egg? man i fucking love century eggs so yea id probably eat a virgin boy egg lol

>> No.10501049

>>10496911

>communist leader literally culls any and all people with intelligence, empathy, or free will
>country becomes a sociopathic wasteland

how to ruin an ethnicity in one lifespan

>> No.10501050
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>>10498270
I have never tasted my own urine, what the fuck.

>> No.10501068

>>10498230
based chineseposter

>> No.10501074

>>10501050
I once did by accident. Pissed in a lemon/lime flavored gatorade bottle during a long road trip.

Woke up thirsty at night and I accidentally took a good large gulp of my own urine. Wasn't that bad, actually.

>> No.10501103
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>>10501074
Jesus Christ, anon

>> No.10501109

>>10497942
Potatoes are cheaper and more nutritious, anon.

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>>10501074

>> No.10501126

>>10498697
>3 million
yeah that sounds about right

>> No.10501156

>>10501103
>>10501116
I don't get it. Urine actually doesn't taste disgusting, just a bit weird. It's sterile too.

>> No.10501249

>>10498697
Same. I'd put up with 5 min of gagging and 2 days of regret for 3 million.

>> No.10501425

>>10501074
Get off 4chan, Bear Grills.

>> No.10501479

>>10498697
I'd go as low as $100k

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>> No.10501525

>>10496911
One egg?
A couple bucks.

>> No.10501610

>>10498219
The shells are porous tho

>> No.10501660

>>10496911
unless they also have a mind-wiping device, I would never do it
I would never be able to get past the disgust, shame, and self-loathing of doing something like that, especially just for money