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10494201 No.10494201 [Reply] [Original]

Make way for the best soft drink, peasants

>> No.10494348
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>>10494201
Hey boss the F.D.A. says we are no longer legally allowed to sell this snake oil as medicine. What the heck are we supposed to do???

>I got an idea, add carbonated water and sell it as a newfangled "soft drink" all the kids are talking about these days.

But boss this stuff tastes awful.

>Be creative! Just tell them it's "Distinctively Different!" Truth in advertising my dear boy!

>> No.10494356

tastes like burning

>> No.10494359

>>10494348
>t. John Pemberton

>> No.10494367

>>10494201
Agreed.

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>>10494359
Try again my dear boy

>> No.10494379

>>10494201
Where do you even buy this shit? Haven't seen it in Ohio

>> No.10494388

>>10494201
That's a face I can trust. He's telling me "Drink the fucking soda or get the fuck out of my face". I admire a salesman with chutzpah

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>>10494388
>He's telling me "Drink the fucking soda or get the fuck out of my face".

>> No.10494407

I bought one of these and then realized it was mentioned in the Venture Bros.
I'm a little amazed it's still in production.

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>>10494201
For me, it's Brio

>> No.10494797

>>10494414
My nigga. That stuff is so good.

>> No.10495066

>>10494379
>Haven't seen it in Ohio
I live in Columbus and can get Moxie at Cracker Barrels. Try those.

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>>10494201

>> No.10495775

>>10494379
Try BevMo

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>>10494201
fuck you, OP. superior craft soda coming through

>> No.10495787

>>10494414
>For me, it’s Brio
>not “For mio, it’s Brio”
Missed marketing opportunity here

>> No.10495794

Non-mainers gtfo

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>>10495794

>> No.10495828

>>10494379

Most decent grocery stores and liquor stores have entire aisles of regional sodas from around the country these days, and Moxie is hardly obscure.

>> No.10495842

>>10494348
snake oil is actually remarkably rich in omega 3s, more so than even cold water fish
its great for relieving joint pain, lowering blood pressure, and improving your skin and hair health

>> No.10496243

New Englander here. I'd drink Moxie if you could get the classic recipe with sugar and not HFCS.

>> No.10496259

>>10495842
Do you have the autismo?

>> No.10496280

My sisters friends dad is a big fan of his brand, tried it when I went over to their house once, taste a bit like toothpaste residue to me.

>> No.10496383
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10496383

Best cola coming through

>> No.10497600

>>10496243
You can. I see it in stores.

>> No.10497624

>>10494201
it tastes like slightly burnt bubblegum. i like it

>> No.10497680

>>10495842
Snake oil only got a bad wrap because people started selling fake snake oil