/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10492711
no problem

>>10492783
oh shit OP on suicide watch

>>10492783
You can't eat olives. They're more like a seasoning than a proper food.

>>10492711

You dare defy me? You came into this not knowing the true gravity of your actions, didn't you? I hope you are being prayed for, boy. I'm coming for you.

>>10492816
fucking this, once I start eating humus with pita, I can't fuckin stop

>>10492802
>You can't eat olives
U fucking what

Dried meat.

>>10492802
I think you're mixing up pickles and olives.

>>10492869
Same here. It rivals chips and salsa in its addictiveness.

>>10492711
Americans really eat pickles as snack?

>>10492711
close, but wrong
sauered cucumbers blows pickles out of the water

>>10493179
I thought they were just fat, but apparently they're all pregnant.

>>10492711
Anytime? do you know how long it takes to peel a pickle? maybe a good snack once in a blue moon

>>10493208
>peel a pickle
You're supposed to peel them?

>>10493208
>unable to peel two pickles once in blue moon

>>10492802

>olives are a seasoning
AHAHAHA U WOT M8

get a culture and then come back here

>>10493210
ya dude the peels is poisons

>>10493188
How to uberfy a jar of dill pickles:
1- add some MSG to the jar
2- also add some crushed scotch bonnet pepper sauce (pic) but not too much. You want the flavor more than the heat
3- take 2-3 garlic cloves, nip off the end with the roots and add those to the jar and shake everything up
4- 24 hours later, shake up jar again
5- " " "
6- on day three, enjoy fuckwin pickles, dripping with peppery deliciousness

>>10493278
it's not fuckin poisons, it just cause cancer in long run

>>10493294
I dunno about metal gear solid in the pickles, but you can do this kind of stuff to the saured cucumbers too (spicey mustard is pretty popular seasoning here)

>>10493295
what do you think cancer is dipshit

>>10493294
Why fuck around with the sauce? Just stick some scotch bonnets in the jar. then you can enjoy some pickled pepper while you are at it.

>>10493312
diesease you mong

>>10493312
Cancer has nothing to do with poison. Cancer is living cells growing out of control. Poison is a substance that kills living cells. They have nothing to do with each other. Except sometimes we use poison (i..e. chemotherapy drugs) to fight cancer.

>>10493349
so, in fact, cancer is opposite to poison, right?

>>10493316
I don't live in a place where they can grow. It's chilly up here.

>>10492802
>>10492802

>>10492930
>>10492973
>>10493235
>>10493458
t. people who snack on rock salt.

>>10493471
Are olives too salty for you to eat alone? Sucks to be you I guess.

>>10493471
Except olives are and have been popular snacks all over the world, especially places where their intensely cultivated.

>>10492711

>>10493471
>pickled olives are too salty
>pickled cucumbers are fine though

>>10493528
1 serving of olives : 1.5g+ salt
1 pickle : 500mg salt

>>10493557
lol, nice job manipulating the portions.

Now look at some true side by side stats. Look at dem salt!. Look at dem sugar! As if the acidity wasn't enough to fuck your teeth.

>>10492966
anon ... we have to talk

>>10493511
what the actual fuck am i looking at?

>>10494021
umami jello

I've cum so hard binge eating these that just thinking of them gets me hot and bothered

>>10493188
are those pine needles?

>>10493309
>I dunno about metal gear solid
Metal Solid Gear

>>10494195
nope, they're top parts of the dill plant (flowers?)

>>10494195
>any year
>not eating pine flavored pickles

>>10492711
Does anyone ferment their own pickles? Bought a jar that was a little too spicy for my pleb self

>>10494727
I have fermented them before but I prefer basic vinegar pickles. Easy as hell to make at home too.

mayo cucumber butties
death by salty heart skipping a beat