/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10490177
Don't be mean.

>>10490177
Nope, it's pretty frustrating. If you start dating somebody and they say they "don't know how" or they "don't want to learn" then you should look for a different partner.

>>10490177
delete this thread NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>10490177
>gf

>>10490177
No, but my wife does.

Why would I want a gf

She kind of has a scary smile

>>10490177

>Gf

My right hand stirs the pot while my left hand holds the pot still.

I have two gf's and I suspect that's one more than you.
Suck shit, normie.

>>10490227

>>10490227
Who needs to cook when you could just eat that...

soy

>>10490177
He works in fast food but he never makes dinner
Every time he does the stove gets super hot and I get scared but he's all "I'm good it's fine" even though he has severe burn blisters on his arms

>>10490216
What does she make for her son?

>>10490323
Ghost pepper tendies in heaven.

>bf
Are there even grills on /ck/?

>>10490471
>what are homosexuals

>>10490471
fags

>>10490477
>>10490480
Those guys are ok I guess. Not terribly good at cooking, though. Gotta have a real girl to cook for to bring out the best dishes.

>>10490471
/ck/ is majority female

>>10490177
Just look at how unevenly she has cut up that tomato

wouldnt bang/10, doesnt fulfill my minimum gf knife skills requirements.

Yes. Much better than I do.

>>10490471

>Anonymous
>gender
forever the newfag

>>10490177
>gf
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>10490523
>>10490494
Newfag, oldfag; all bow before mother Sita.

>>10490471
girl (male) here

Why is this allowed

>>10490618

>>10490177
My Bf loves to grill outside on the BBQ or he likes to cook over an open flame - caveman shit

>>10490554
That movie has great music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iba9dx--FSA

>>10490651
Of course it does; it was blessed by Shri Ram himself! May dharma guide your path, friend.

Built by monkeys

I cook with my hands, so of course

>>10490177
>gf
Last date I had was in 2012

She knows her way around a kitchen, but she mostly bakes and does deserts. Works for me though because I mostly cook.

As far as cooking conversation goes we talk a good amount about cooking and I have learned stuff from her or gotten new cuisine ideas.

He can't cook for shit since his mom never allowed him to. He turns 28 next month. I have to teach him everything I know.

>>10491217
i'm guessing he's the bottom

I'm a 35 year old virgin, so no.

>>10490177
Don't have a bf and probably never will I have Aspergers which doesn't help. I regularly don't eat for days because I hate eating bad food/food I don't like. I hate wasting calories on anything that doesn't taste its best for what it is. So I embrace the skeleton life.

No, but her mom does, and to make it easier for her to come live with me I had her mom teach me how to make a bunch of their culture's dishes properly so I can cook them for her.

My fiancee cooks, and she is actually very good. She's very good at making things on the spot. We both enjoy cooking. She always gets a pretty smile on her face when she sees that I enjoy her food.

>>10490177
yes, we cook together when we can. I'm better at meats, she's better at salads. We have our weekly routines like a weekend breakfast that's usually the same and so on so forth.
The only thing we're both shit at is figuring out what to make, since we can never decide.

>>10491321
That is unbelievably gay. Hopefully just soy bait.

yee

Ha ha y-yes I...I have a girlfriend yes ha ha. I t-totally have one

>gf

>>10491321
this is cute. she loves the BWC

I cook, she does the dishes. Works for me.

>>10490177
Yes, my mom taught him how to cook.

>>10490177
>hahaha we're all shy fucks that can't get no gf xD
kill yourselves

>>10490177
Yeah but barely.
I like to teach her how to cook things, and she always asks to help when I cook.
Currently she doesn't know how to cook much but I'm slowly getting her into cooking and also trying new foods to her.
She prefers baking over stove top cooking.

>>10490177
yes, and I need to say she isvery skilled in that.

Yes, we also browse /pol/ and reddit. Feels good man!

>>10491265
r u grill?

>>10491373
>literally never had a gf
There's a difference between voluntarily doing nice things for your gf because you love her and want her to be happy and allowing your gf force you to do those things for her. The former is how you keep a gf, the latter is certified soy.

>>10490494
It really isn't. More girls than most of 4chan, but by no means a majority. Check out /cgl/ if you want to see what a (bulimic and generally batshit-insane) female board looks like.

Yes, and fairly well. Tends towards bland, though.

>>10492885
Nice shitpost retard

>>10490227
that's a push up bra

>>10490177
no my wives boyfriend cooks sometimes though

>>10494383
And?

>>10492654
Obviously

>>10491321
that's so sweet!

>>10491265
we should hook up i’m an aspie too

>>10494389
>my wives boyfriend
Anon, I...

no but she can cuck haha

>>10494472
>>10491466
thank you

>>10491373
it's not gay to cook for women, that's the sort of talk you hear from someone that's never even touched a girl's butthole

>>10492885
>/cgl/
Even that board probably has more traps than actual females.

>>10490177
>ywn gradually turn your thin malnourished gf can't cook into a feeder blob with your cooking

>>10490177
>ywn gradually turn your thin malnourished gf who can't cook into a feeder blob with your greasy cooking