/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10488751
I only buy breads from dudes who turned their lives around.

>>10488755
Off topic

>>10488755
Not nearly enough different grains and seeds. I bet it doesn't even have amaranth or khorasan wheat. Fucking breadlets.

>>10488751
Eating shit bread.
>Ezekiel 4:12

>And thou shalt eat itasbarley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.”

>>10488751
Only reason why I tried Ezekiel Bread is cause Steve Cook uses to constantly talk it up in his vlogs.

>>10488839
Dung is the fuel, not an ingredient

>>10488849
Yeah I love me some bread baked in an oven full of flaming human shit.

“John's clothes were made of camel's hair, and he had a leather belt around his waist. His food was locusts and wild honey.” Matthew 3:4

Is this a viable diet?

>>10488859
Whatever dude have fun in hell lol

>Ezekiel 4:13

>And the LORD said, Even thus shall the children of Israel eat their defiled bread among the Gentiles, whither I will drive them.

>>10488864
I ate cicadas like 10+ years ago when we had a bunch of them come out. Was pretty fun as a kid to gross yourselves out eating bugs.

>>10488751
>Post bible foods and discuss a biblically based diet

I don't know what the difference is but I tell you one thing, that Ezekiel 4:9 bread tastes a lot better than Ezekiel 4:12 bread

>>10488751
>>10488755
Both are actually some good bread, but they aren't the true blackpill of the leavened world

>Not eating black whole grain rye with no caraway

This is truly the nihilist bread

>>10488864
>I ate all your bees

>>10488751
Foods not dissimilar to what people eat in the Middle East today, I suppose, minus any additions from the Colombian Exchange.

>>10488755
That shit is really good but it costs like five dollars a loaf, fuck that

>>10488751
I got a bunch of this shit on sale once. Tastes great with some vegemite.

>>10488751
>Post bible foods and discuss a biblically based diet

Try eating and drinking the body and blood of Christ.
Works best if you do it every day.

>>10488864
It’s been theorized that the “locusts” were actually carob. The carob tree is also known as the locust tree. Insects were considered an unclean food—even if John was spreading the word of Jesus he was still raised Jewish.

inb4 angry traps mad that theyre going to hell

Has anybody heard of or tried the Daniel fast?

You eat nothing but "pulses" which is translated differently by different people as either "vegetable" or "legumes"

>>10489827
I read that theory has now been superseded with the idea that he really did eat insects, and also that the 'honey' mentioned in that passage was actually a kind of tree sap.

>>10488859
Does poop burn?

>>10489992
everything burns
t.pyromaniac

>>10489992
Dung has been one of the most important fuel sources for the vast majority of human history.
Every day we stray further from God's light.

>>10488859

>too proud to get a health department complaint for the smoking stench of barbecued feces covering your neighborhood

Kids today.

Veganism is just Lent everyday.

>>10489992
>>10490012
Yes, it burns, after being dried. You're not going to be able to burn a fresh steaming loaf.

I guess it would also include fishes and loaves? Interesting thread

PRAISE THA LORD

Jesus ate turkey legs on a stick

truly G*d's own sauce

>>10488755
An old boss of mine used to work for their original bakery, before the patriarch died and it went to Dave. Apparently by all accounts he is a fuckwit who lucked into a brilliant marketing scheme.

Also, during this time period Dave showed up to the Portland bakery absolutely shitfaced and got into a fight with a cardboard cut out of himself and got to cops called on him. Pretty hilarious.

>>10491281
none of that happened. you have probably never even had a boss

>>10491296
Yep, made up a story about a niche baker on a Cambodian tree carving site. You caught me.

>>10491331
if you think a guy fought a piece of paper then it's possible you're just a simpleton

>>10491356

can confirm the story
http://www.oregonlive.com/milwaukie/index.ssf/2013/11/before_arrest_dave_dahl_caused.html

>He smashed a lifesize cutout of himself because "he's a symbol of the brand," the caller said.

Aka a card-board cut out.
I'd seen the cut-out in person by the way

>>10488751

what is the appropriate food for this?

>There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled. (Ezekiel 23:20–21)

>>10488751
So, a biblically based diet? If it's anything like church, it's eating nothing at all.

>>10491264
>Jesus ate turkey legs on a stick
Why would you need to put a turkey leg on a stick? The bone is already there and you can use it as a stick

>>10491403
Large sausages with a Thirsty Altarboy (cocktail) on the side.

>>10488864
Yes, this is a based very healthy diet.

>>10488751
Reminder that God officially allowed humans to eat meat in the speech to Noah just after the Flood (Genesis 9)
>Everything that lives and moves about will be food for you. Just as I gave you the green plants, I now give you everything.

>>10489801
Costco