/ck/ - Food & Cooking

that's nice, sweetie

First of all, isn't it Asians who eat bugs
Second of all, crustaceans have meat, insects, arachnids, and otherwise do not

The key is meat

>>10484767
>insects, arachnids, and otherwise do not
Yes they do, you knucklehead. Tarantulas in particular are meaty as fuck.

>>10484754
>spider =/= crab
get a clue nigger

>>10484754
I've eaten a few bug dishes. Grasshoppers, some kind of roasted grubs. They weren't bad but weren't great either.

Crabs, lobsters, shrimp, etc? Fucking god tier delicious.

>>melted butter
nah, never cared for that with my seafood. But it has a mild taste anyway and certainly wouldn't cover up the flavor of your crab/lobster/etc.

I can't say I've ever made fun of anyone for eating bugs. Now fast food? that's a different story. Fast food apologists can go suck on the business end of a horsecock.

>>10484782

>>10484780
they're literally the same thing, only one is bigger and whitey pays big money and goes out on perilous alaskan fishing expeditions for them.

also they don't taste as good. try a deep fried tarantula.

>>10484754

The only thing keeping me from eating landbugs on the regular is the exorbitant prices.
Seabugs are cheap as dirt and delicious to boot.

>>10484788
You can keep your deep fried tarantulas ya fucking nog...I'll eat crab cause I'm gainfully employed, make good money, and generally don't care about opinions, likes or tastes of others...like you...

>>10484754
>>10484788
Is this the obligatory "u mad white boi" of /ck/ or something?

>>10484754
>exuberant
It's exhorbitant, retard.

dungeness crabs are delicious. going out on the boat with your old man to catch them is fun.

if blacks had water skills/fathers, they might enjoy the past time as well. enjoy your spiders.

>>10484754
>implying I drown it in butter
>implying I don't drown it in pic related

>>10484754
(((christians))) =/= "white" people

>>10484754
Crabs are crustaceans and spiders are arachnids. The only thing similar about them is that they're both arthropods, and that just means they have segmented bodes with an exoskeleton.
Pick up a book for once you stupid cunt.

>>10484919
mah nigger

>crab has no flavor

>>10484924
This

>>10484929
What is this from?
Is it made by the guy who made rwby?

>>10484939
epic

>>10484914
You don't need water skills or a boat to catch crabs you fucking hick.

>>10484944
just dive down and grab em?

>>10484754
I dunno. The butter is utterly unnecessary.

>>10484946
crabby traps you fuckin' moron

>>10484782
Id take a Big Mac over any bug meal

>>10484957
where do you live that you dont need to take a boat out to drop your crab pots? we have found good results around 75 ft deep. this was in the puget sound.

your not just dropping shitty pots off the dock when you think the rangers aren't there, are you?

>>10484974
>where do you live that you dont need to take a boat out to drop your crab pots
Delaware faggot. Literally all I have to do is cut up a milk jug and throw it off the dock in my back yard and I get crabs.

>>10484987
>Delaware

Wow what's that like

soft shell crabs are shit, thats why you all deep fry them and stick them in the middle of sandwiches,

>>10484993
shit during the summer but no sales tax is nice

MD reporting. Blue crabs are literally the most delicious protostome. An hour drive and I got best meme crabs. Only a coconut crab might come close.

>>10484779
Then roast me a juicy tarantula meat roll you cunt I'll slurp that shit down if it tastes as good as lobster

>>10484754
Have you been watching Brad again, sweetie?

>>10485148
if this turns out to be true i'll be hunting down all the spiders in my basement and panko frying em

>>10484754
the ones that make fun of niggers eating shit tend to be the ones that make fun of idiots that pay an assload for lobster that got fat off raw sewage vents and vice versa.

your post is insanely dumb for a multitude of reasons that have already been touched on but I figured I'd add this as well.

Anyone else here go crabbing with a chicked thigh tied to the end of a rope?

>>10484754
Show me a spider big enough that I can cook it and then eat the meat out of the shell without having to also eat the shell.

>>10484974
>puget sound
I see we have a fellow PNWfag here.

And i can confirm, no better crabbie than fresh caught puget sound crabbies

>>10484754
were you trying to say 'exorbitant'?

steamed blue crabs with old bay

>>10486546

It really is too bad that seattle is uninhabitable because i miss muh dungies

>>10484871
it is. the underlying issue here is clearly OP's massive anal pain AKA butthurt over not having the IQ to build boats, houses, cars, planes or democracy.
i think i'm just going to post pictures of preparation H every time i see some nigger crying on the internet where it isn't plainly warranted.

>>10484914
those are my favorite.

>>10488209
additionally, they ignore history when ever convenient, vis-a-vis creole seafood dishes that they had to learn to cook when they were slaves and that they now flock to to eat all over the southern coastal areas.

>>10488209
>going to post pictures of preparation H every time i see some nigger crying on the internet where it isn't plainly warranted
I wouldn't recommend that I tried it with the sturmdrumpfer and alt-right loony posts, but it got expensive - the nazis are extremely assblasted and prep H is expensive, poor things.

>>10486684
whatever faggot

>>10484754
>Implying Baltimore niggers don't eat their weight in blue crabs every season

>>10484754
I only ever see black people making this retarded argument. And it's a really shitty one, crabs are completely different from a fucking disgusting spider. I'm convinced this is also more shilling for LE COCKROACH FUTURE FOOD bullshit.

>>10486536
There are some tarantulas and shit in South America that are like 1ft long. They're so big that you have to shoot them because of you try to step on them they will grab your foot and get it pregnant with millions of tiny spider babies

>>10488330
>this

Ive never met a boon who dosn't love crabs. In fact the best seafood boils I've ever had were from blacks.

>>10484782
>horsecock
>>10484959
>Big Mac
Hmmmmmm

>>10488917
now we're talkin'

>>10484782
>god tier
"Anythining living in the water that does not have fins and scales is to be regarded as unclean by you"
Leviticus 11:12

>>10484987
>Imagine being magically whisked away to ... Delaware
>"Hi ... I'm in Delaware"

>>10484754
Go eat your fucking bugs nigger let the right race handle the cooking

>>10484959
Big Mac is a bugman meal

Literally go eat some real food.

>>10484767
arachnids have meat same with pill bugs there are a couple other ones but csnt remember what they are

>>10489058
Kek.

>>10484987
I live in Illinois and I get crabs a different way.

I would eat Spiders happily.

Crabs are also delicious.

Just eat anything that is delicious and be open to new things fuck.