/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10477517
Anything is good with weed.

>>10477517
Make a couple of firecrackers, order a pizza, put on a nice movie or relaxing game and enjoy.

DUDE

>>10477544
WEED

>>10477517
i'm gona make some 25mg and a few 50mg edibles and a nice 3-course with infusions of undecided doses
also buying a lot of alcohol to drink and gonna play video games and masturbate probably

>>10477588
>50mg

Have fun staying sober.

>>10477593
probably should've mentioned i'm not eating 20 50mg cookies just a few and giving the rest away
i smoke 'a lot' and use edibles medically i am very familiar with my tolerance and have no intention of being sober because i am doing all of this alone

cakes: 50g butter, melt in 2g freshly made hashish. blend in 3 big spoons of honey then 2 eggywegs. throw flour in hard and mix. keep adding handfuls of flour until a thick paste. bake gas mark 4:20 minutes. makes 10 cakes.

rum lassie: melt hash (or weed then simmer and strain) into butter. stir in 4 spoons honey, add slowly a pot of high fat yoghurt 20% fat is best. add 8 measures of rum. enjoy

simmer 7g good bud in olive oil then strain. add 2 spoons brown flour and simmer into roux. add milk and mature cheddar and simmer until thick. perfect for lasagna and other pasta dishes, or a chip dip. nobody expects weed in cheese!

Edible weed is the lamest thing ever.

>>10477638
Yeah I hate being able to get high without fucking up my lungs, worst thing ever

>>10477638
yeah really hate the medicinal psychoactive effects reducing PTSD episodes, totally removing trauma nightmares, pain from neuropathy disappearing, fibromyalgia pain totally gone, lame as fuck haha lol

Edible cornbread try it it is fantastic.

>>10477517
Do Americans really do this?

>>10477649
This is true but the feeling you get when you eat too much edibles is hellfire

>>10477684
>tfw making 500mg brownies
it'll be a blast

>>10477517
>Stoners
Reddit is not here, kiddo

>>10477517
Runts
Rice Krispies treats
Grocery store sushi tastes like 300 dollar sushi
Oranges
Cucumber or jicama prepared with salt, Tajin, lime juice, hot sauce
Kettle chips prepared the same way

Activities:
Watching Conan O’Brien travel and exploring skits on YouTube. Shit gets surreal.
Washing your hands
Playing with pets

>>10477517
Ate grilled beef hot dogs (no bun) and onions when went camping and smoked. One of best meals I’ve ever had

>>10477684
feels like comfy time on the couch falling asleep watching a movie to me

>>10477517
Carne asada fries. That is all.

>>10477517
sometime i make myself just plain rice cooked with cloves and onions

>>10477965
Maybe cause I wasn't full stoner when it happened, but I felt like I was going to have a heart attack

>>10477966
Extra sour cream please

>>10477983
This guy gets it.

>>10477949
That’s Valentina extra hot, huichol, and franks red hot sauces on the chips btw. No tajin on the chips.

>>10477517
>Being older than 20 years old, and still smoking weed

Do Americans really do this?

>>10477576
CAN I HAVE SOME?

smoking weed is degeneracy, but if you're looking for high snacks:

>>10478011
dude, breach of weed etiquette. you gotta let other people offer you theirs, or not, cus its rude to ask to smoke someone elses shit.

>>10477990
I know right? Marijuana is absolutely haram. Let's go to prayer brother. We'll go rape someone afterwards.

>>10478030
god bless u anon
someone has to defend manners and common decency in the great ritual of consuming cannabis

>using drugs to run from your problems

Literally laughing my ass off in real life, oh yah I can probably kick your fucking ass lol

>>10477955
you take your cat camping?

>>10478111
who are you talking to?
anyway I don't do drugs to run away from real problems. I do them to enjoy movies, food, and unwind in the evening on my days off after running all my errands for the day.
that's for weed, at least. stuff like acid and ecstasy is for going out all day or night to fun places with friends.

>>10478178
shes crippled and I couldn't find someone on short notice to get her to pee and poop (manual expression) so she came along. she aint getting far dragging herself around like a seal.
I actually got her stoned with second hand smoke inside the tent and she pigged out on wet cat food like she hadn't eaten in months. do it to all my pets.

>>10478197
legitimately don't think i've met anyone else willing to take care of a cat that needs manual expression, good on you for not being a piece of shit anon i like you

>>10477606
>>10477619
>>10477631
You've got to decarb your weed before you use it or it won't be fully psychoactive.

>>10477684

Nah...once you get through that first major dosing fuck up, you'll be fine the next time it happens.

You wanna talk about weed huh? Alright lets talk about the millions of lives its ruined and the countless heroin addicts that started out with just one "harmless" joint. It saps your will, it makes you weak and degenerate and it'll turn you gay too. Oh and you'll end up schizophrenic too, if not in jail or dead.

You mental midgets are utterly pathetic and you're drug addicts even if you'll never admit it. Fuck you.

>>10478256
trying to hard. but full disclosure I did type this:
>>10477861

>>10478264
based

>>10477982
>felt like I was going to have a heart attack

The n00b edible experience:
1. Eat a way too powerful edible.
2. Get really, really, really fucking high.
3. Start to panic because you think you're abnormally high, or your weed was laced with something.
4. Self induced panic increases heart rate.
5. Increased heart rate adds to more self induced panic.
6. Panic and increased heart rate convinces n00b that they are going to die.
7. N00b calls 911 out of fear, or just lies down on a bed to await their fate.
8. Eventually come back down.
9. Vow never to do it again.

Remember, kids, once you eat an edible and it starts to kick in a couple of hours later, it's too late. You're going to be along for the ride and there's no getting off that train, so don't panic, try to keep your mind occupied on something other than how stupid high you are and try to relax and ride it out. You'll be fine in about 6-8 hours or so...

>>10478256
Ronald Reagan will never be your friend no matter how hard you try you sad little cuck

>>10477517
If you want to cook with weed, I strongly suggest using shatter. I used to make a lemon and coconut pound cake with shatter and you would never guess it was a weed cake until one slice got you pretty fucked up. I used to use 3 grams of shatter per cake. I really only needed to use one gram, but why use less when you can use more?

>>10478386
I've never had that but I almost always get dizzy and nauseous from edibles, really sucks because I can deal with anything except nausea

>>10477638
You obviously haven't accidentally eaten an entire batch before unaware it was laced.
But really, it's nice to eat it and have the feeling of being high without a nasty taste on the back of your tongue and nasty coughing. It isn't lame if you know what you're doing.

>>10478256
No u

>>10478256
t. believed the govt. propaganda in "Reefer Madness"

I prefer health food when high. Makes me feel better and less guilty later on. These recipes satisfy my cravings:

https://thehealthyfoodie.com/non-dairy-paleo-strawberry-cheesecake/

https://ifoodreal.com/cacao-nibs-brownie-bites-recipe/

http://bravoforpaleo.com/2015/12/17/grain-free-mozzarella-cheese-sticks/

>>10478468
really wanted to call you a faggot but these are solid vegan/paleo recipes anon thanks

>>10477990
Only the fuck-ups; i.e., the type of people that go to state schools and make less than 100k/year.

>>10478468
made the cheesecake before, hours of work and it tasted like burnt rubber smells, you'd have to be stoned to enjoy it.

>>10477528
that is so not true

>>10478386
At 20mg my first time I was at this level. Thankfully I didn't panic but I did get horrible anxiety and just lay down for a while. Also, getting hungry on weed is a meme. All it does is numb your stomach so you don't feel full, but that doesn't translate to hunger for me. It just feels weird. I like eating BEFORE i down the edible so I don't need to worry about food for a while.

5-10mg gets me where I need to be. I don't see wanting to go any higher than that. I swear after that first time I was still high the next day.

Is the high from sativa edibles that different from indicas? I've only ever done indica edibles.

>>10478799
I don't really get hungry, just the idea of eating food seems much more enticing and I enjoy the texture and taste more when high.
This mostly happened the first year or two of smoking weed regularly. These days it's only with edibles. I smoke spliffs instead of pure joints since my weed is too strong for that and the tobacco prevents me from getting munchies.

I know eating garbage food when high is the stereotypical thing to do, and there certainly was a time where I'd binge on mcdonalds, but I've found out it makes food that is already high quality so much better too. So what I do is get really nice sweets and make salmon burgers. Best endeavour must have been when I ate an edible and went to a nice sushi restaurant with an all you can eat formula. Was amazing.

>>10478799
>Also, getting hungry on weed is a meme. All it does is numb your stomach

Totally different than my experience. I feel it in my mouth. The munchies is not a meme.

>>10477517
>celebrating the fuhrers birthday with weed

I think not.

>>10478940

>>10478799
Colorado enacted a law mandating that 10mg be used as the standard single serving dose, which should help give people an idea of where to start.

The only edibles I've had are the ones I make, which means my dosage estimates can be way off making things pretty interesting. The sativa heavy hybrids act like appetite suppressants to me. Only the heavy indica's make me want to eat.

>>10478946

>>10478934
The feeling I got was this radiating numbness in my chest/stomach area that spread through the rest of my body. It almost felt like little fireworks going off, since I staggered the doses like a dope (rookie error- started at 10mg and when I didn't feel it by 45 mins I dropped another 10). It was this bizarre feeling of couch-lock, numbness, fatigue, and radiating waves of anxiety.

The following weekend I adjusted down to about 7.5mg, starting off with a 4.5mg gummie with a little CBD in it then adding a 3mg pretzel when the first bit sat okay. At that level I could eat, but I still got that kind of numb feeling and a tiny bit of anxiety. I've also found that doing a shot once the edible starts kicking in helps take off the edge.

>>10478991
Careful with the booze. If you're not used to it the combination gives you a horrible dizzy sensation (aka "the spins") which is super unpleasant--far worse than consuming too many edibles.

For the longest time I could do no more than two "drinks" when high or that would happen. Of course you can build a tolerance, but beware. It really sucks if it happens.

>>10477517
Made a trial firecracker a few days ago using 1/3g of decarbed weed. Went pretty well. I was still high by the time I went to sleep

Going to make a half dozen tonight so I can distribute a few to some friends tomorrow

>>10479002
Thanks for the heads-up. I actually did know about the spins since I tend to get them when I lay down to sleep after a night of drinking. I found when I drank and took the edible they were only moderately worse than usual. Not unbearable, but definitely not fun. Edibles tend to get me to drink less anyway, so much the better.

>>10478215
No you don't. You made that up or saw it on soy thread redit. If you don't get high on eating 200mg trichromes its because gay DNA reacts with delta 9 tetrahydrocanabinol

>>10478256
You talk about "dem drugs", yet you keep taking them "red pills" and drinking that poison kool-aid.

>>10477649

> fibromyalgia

At least pick a real disease, not the made up shit that 35 year old women who can't hold a job pretend they have for disability

>>10478256
>it'll turn you gay too

And yet, you're still the biggest faggot in this thread

>>10479002
> (aka "the spins")
That's not the alcohol doing that, it's the weed when consumed at higher amounts than you can comfortably tolerate.

It's far more powerful than people expect when they take too much.

>>10479061
13 year old, please go.

>>10477649
>medicinal
>literally anybody in this thread
Sure buddy

I have no idea where to get weed
Why does everyone always think I'm high?

>>10479420
>420

Also I have the same problem, I never smoke and yet everyone always thinks I'm high. Try asking a coworker if he/she can hook you up

>>10479493
I don't wanna get in trouble

>>10479493
>>10479420
They think you're slow.

>>10479503
:'(
>>10479501
Do you not have any coworkers on facebook? You probably won't get in trouble. It's exactly what I did about a month ago and I was fine

>>10479519
I'm not exactly friends with my coworkers
I only have one of them on Facebook and I don't even talk to her
I'm very reclusive
I think it's because sclera is pretty veiny so my eyes look bloodshot
...and I'm pretty slow sometimes

>>10479540
Still worth a shot, I think. I don't really talk to my coworkers either, but there are a couple that I talk to *slightly* more than the rest, so I asked one of them and it was good for it and he hooked me up. Thinking about asking him again soon desu

meat and water only

>>10479590
But the thing is I have a reputation for being stoner at work so if I asked someone for weed it would be super weird plus she's more an alckie

>>10479613
Ehh who cares what people think, fuck em. Anyway, it's just a suggestion. If it's definitely not something that would work for you idk what else to suggest

>>10479626
Thanks for trying

>>10478256
kys

> late 1980s
> tag along with a buddy to some dealers house
> “he’s got Monkey Paw, man!”
> walk into shit-shack house, he’s making weed brownies
> "you want one, man?"
> it’s half cooked Betty Crocker mix with entire buds sticking out
> choke it down
> thinking; “man, this ain’t doing nothing”
> * blink my eyes *
> seven hours has somehow vanished
> have absolutely zero memory of those hours to this day

Edibles are a waste if you ask me.

>>10479747
>tries poorly made edibles once in the 80's
>blacks out
>"wtf edibles are a waste"

maybe try again with proper edibles

>>10477517
I would just say eat what you already like eating.

>>10477990
>the only time to smoke weed is when it has the highest potential to cause mental illness
Congrats on being the most retarded poster in a stoner thread, takes effort.

>>10478197
Sounds cute and comfy.

>>10478197
You ever think the cat might not want to rely on a human to piss and shit for it, for the rest of its life?

>>10478197
Not good to get your pets high but good on you for taking care of a disabled cat that’s dedication

>>10479870

Don’t see how making them differently is going to change the experience, which is wholly dependent on the amount of THC in the food item.

I don’t remember feeling high after eating it and seven hours laters when I snapped out of it, I was completely sober. What’s the point?

>>10477517
This is a great savory and sweet snack you can eat without worrying too much about turning into a lard ass.

Take equal parts chopped: celery, carrot, bell pepper, a chilli pepper or 2, unsalted roasted peanuts, raisins and sesame seeds and place in a bowl.

Mix with: 1 tbs smoked paprika, 1/2 tbs cayenne, sea salt, 1 tsp black pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, 1/2 tsp cumin, thyme, oregano

It's like a healthier version of Dorrito's.

>>10479632
You don’t have any friends outside of work that know someone?

>>10477638
K

>>10480236
Edibles aren’t supposed to have weed literally sticking out of them. Also weed isn’t the same as it was 30 years ago grandpa.

>4/20
>about weed

Get with the times, faggots

>>10480246
Not really I ghosted everyone I used to know

>>10478799
>scientifically proved to induce hunger and make eating more enjoyable
>it's a meme
the reddit flood gates need to be closed

daily reminder that stoners amount to nothing in life

>>10480256
> Edibles aren’t supposed to have weed literally sticking out of them.

No shit, but you’re still getting intoxicated by eating it.

> Also weed isn’t the same as it was 30 years ago grandpa.

Son, don’t try and teach me to suck eggs.

>>10480243
the fuck man its like a Gwyneth Paltrow salad wtf

>>10480463
Just try it. Shit's like crack.

>>10480262
Go back there.

>>10480417
>No shit, but you’re still getting intoxicated by eating it.

No. You're not.

Unless it's been decarbed properly, raw cannabis is non-psychoactive.

>>10477605
>i am doing all of this alone

>>10478021
This is false. I believe in munchies with a healthier insight.

>>10478799
>5-10mg gets me where I need to be
I agree. Used to be like that but people kept saying smoke more and shit so it literally gave me psychosis and permanent anxiety.

>>10480571
>it literally gave me psychosis and permanent anxiety.
No, faggot, you had that shit before you started smoking weed.

>>10480594
>No, faggot

>>10480556
>decarbed

I can assure from literal experience that doing it properly doesn't matter.

I'm about to settle this, watch-


Bourekas

>>10477649
>PTSD
lol is "mommy yelled at me because i failed my math test" something that triggered your "ptsd"?

>>10480658
Your "personal experience" means exactly jack and shit compared to science. If you don't properly decarb your weed, you will not get the full effect it has to offer, period.

Not gonna lie, I'd be jazzed if weed became legal on the federal level and I could smoke on the weekends and not risk losing my job getting random'd. I live in Oregon and its technically legal but that doesn't mean jack squat to most employers.

As a suggestion for those lighting up, take a nice, long, hot shower after you smoke- not only will you smell better, but its heavenly to boot.

>>10480851
you're high right now, aren't you?

Requirements: weed, cocconut oil, oven safe stainless steal bowl, alluminum foil, chai tea powder.

>Take 2g bud grind finely,
>make and fold ibto a swuare of alluminum foil making sure you seal all the edges
>decarb in oven at 250 f for 25 minutes
>while waitingmelt VIRGIN coconut oil at extremy low temp it melts super fast
>put decarbed bud in coconut oil which should be melted and in an oven safe bowl
>bake 35 minutes while covered in alluminum foil
>remove and strain while still hot, use a strainer not a cheese cloth
>let cool
>use strained bud again in a second batch but dont strain and dont redecarb this bud can be used for cooking in dishes that whole flower wouldnt effect it too much. The stems and evrything should be soft it should hurt you especially if properly ground
>use the initial batch of cannaoil
>1-3tsp and whatever hot drink mix you want (instant coffee, hot chocolate, intant chai) then pour hot water thats not above 220 degrees onto the powder oil mix. Cover with lid, drink, tastes indestiguishable and gets you blasted

I'm fully prepared. Pic related + popcorn + Jalapeño poppers+ Black Valentina sauce + some fruit here and there.

For dinner, I'm thinking buffalo wings with some Kirin J-beer. Have a happy Hitler's birthday, everyone.

>>10480851
>if weed became legal on the federal level and I could smoke on the weekends and not risk losing my job getting random'd.
You know jobs only do that if you come to work high or drunk to the point everyone can notice?

you all deserve to die and i would do it for free

>>10480900
They actually do that less than a drug test after an injury, so they don't have to pay workers comp, or if they're trying to fire you for other shit, so they don't have to pay unemployment.
It's just a loophole they like to exploit to save money. It doesn't have anything to do with their morals, or the law, or your job performance, it's just a potential way for them to lower their financial liabilities.

Capitalist scum.

>>10480868
Wish I was.
>>10480900
I work in a cold storage facility, if there's an accident everyone involved gets a UA, regardless of who was at fault. Thats on top of the monthly randoms as well, and since pot stays in your system and can fail you for much longer than alcohol can, it just ain't worth the risk.

>>10478111
>threatens to fight over people using pot
>on 4chan
>on the cooking board
>>>/pol/

>>10480243
>Hey, kids! Nachos, Flanders style!

>>10480561
it's okay anon, one day I'll get a job or get into school, then I'll make friends and have dinner parties and share my baked goods
the same will come to everyone, good times come always, very important to remember!

>>10480851
It's legal here and if companies fire you for failing a drug test you can sue them for discrimination.

>>10480838
>If you don't properly decarb your weed, you will not get the full effect it has to offer, period.

I got far more then the full effect, I was so high I didn't even remember being high.

>>10477517
Chai weed ice cream, it was enough to get me and a two friends damn high back in high school. I hate the flavor of pot so try to cover it up as much as possible, for vanilla just don't add the chai powder and dissolve about 1/2 cup more sugar into the warm cream.

>Eighth of ground weed
>1.5 cup heavy cream
>1 cup whole milk
>1.5 tsp vanilla extract/paste
>1/4 cup sugar
>1/2 tub of Trader Joe's chai latte powder

Heat the cream with the weed for about an hour and a half, as high as possible without burning or simmering. Then just make it like normal ice cream.

>>10480851
>Showering high

Been doing this for a while. It's amazing.

>>10478575
He typed from the depths of his mother's basement

>>10477966
Correct

>>10479501
Do you work in food service/retail? Odds are pretty much every other person smokes weed.

>>10480236
Bridget a CUTE

>>10480383
Whatever helps you feel more secure in your mediocre excuse for an existence Carl. Did you remember to pick up the kids from daycare?

I'm going to toss down a piece of banana bread I made in honor of the rest of the day.

>>10480236
Duane Harder looks like he drinks six packs of Genesee in a 1973 Datsun 620 during a free period between remedial English and Metal Shop. Damn, he's cool as hell.

>>10483724
All right, all right, all right....

>>10480236
Thomas Feldman is full Chad

Why are pot addicts so obsessed with Hitler?

>>10477517
DUDE
THE DATE IS 420!!!!!!!!!
>420 DUDE
>420
THE DATE TOMORROW IS 420
>420!!!!!!!!!

haha weed

>>10485930

>>10480236
The virgin John Goetz vs. the Chad Thomas Feldmann

>>10477649
>haha lol

>>10478386
this happened to me i was high for at least 10 hours, kept taking my clothes off and putting them back on

>>10477966
SoCal in the house!

I have like an ounce of vaped weed and a 2-4 gram/day smoking tolerance. how many grams of vaped stuff should i put into each edible?

>>10477517
okay bill hicks, april 20 is over, time to go get a job.

4chans attitude on weed is so bizzare and unexpected. I think it has to be a combination of
>It's mainstream now so 4chan has to hate it
>Pol larpers convincing themselves that weed is degenerate just because liberals like it
>The plague of underage users