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People should just stop eating chickens and birds. Dinosaurs are for kids, and chickens and birds are dinosaurs, so you're leterally turning yourself into a manchild from eating them. Once you're an adult, the "dinosaurs are awesome!" mindset of yours should have been long gone, and stayed with your child self.

>> No.10478271

>>10477846

>an alcoholic telling me not to eat delicious birds

shouldn't be ruining your job, relationship and friendships while you sleep off the shakes and try to remember why you wake up in the morning?

>> No.10478276

>>10478271
*shouldn't you :3

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>>10477846
You're right. Let's drink poison instead.

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>>10477846
Almost 2 Months sober.

Man, the way I'm looking at booze totally changed in this time. Did meetings, got a sponsor etc but holy shit I feel like my alcoholism has been working out-getting ready to kick my ass since I've been away from the drink.

Before when I had put some time together I still had the illusion/idea that I would sit down and maybe have one drink, or just drink on the weekend.

The way I look at booze now I don't even want to sip it. I just want to chug beer after beer, shot after shot, until i'm fucked up. That wasn't there even when I was drinking. It's scary but sort of motivating because I know it will be worse.

>> No.10478751

>>10477846
oh is this the alck thread
i'm homeless and my family wishes i was dead and so do i

>> No.10478767

Guess who just bought a gun today?! It's a nigger tier Hi-Point JCP .40 S&W but fuck if it won't get the job done. Just the knowledge that I now have the ability to kill myself at any time that I please fills me with so much glee. Haven't felt this way since christmas at 11 years old

>> No.10478771

is it odd that I only frequent these threads when I'm on the wagon again?

>> No.10478810

My roommate used to drink everyday maybe 24 beers. He would watch alex jones, as he got drunker he would visit escoutsites calling and texting every postitute in town. Then take a taxi and come back a few hours later with a family size pizza. The pizza he would eat for breakfast the day after. He would do this every day for 14 days then go offshore for work for 14 days

>> No.10478893

yeah nah sage. this isn't the new al/ck/ thread, fuck off op.