/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10476983
DUDE WEED LMAO

>>10476983
What is that? I mean, besides a fucking waste haha


It isn’t even 4/20 yet

>>10476990
>>10476997
weed cures cancer meanwhile your gluttony and consumption of processed consumerist products and alcohol causes it
dumb posters

>>10476983
What's your best weed butter recipes?

I infuse weed into olive oil and drizzle it onto pizza after it has come out of the oven.

the weed flavour is totally present but not overwhelming, it was very good. I used as much weed as I could stuff into the pot so it was very strong

>>10477007
>best weed recipe
look up the decarbization process

also you don't want to cook with any weed oil or butter because it will burn off the weed. you just add the finished weed product to a finished meal like toast or pizza

>>10477005
I don’t even drink alcohol faggot. If you take that weed oil and rub it on your back it’ll alleviate back pain.

>>10477005
t. highschool stoner

>>10476983
>>10477005
i hope that you and your family suffer troubles in the future

>>10477065
>>10477067
>>10477068
if you smoked weed you wouldn't be so dumb noobs

>>10476983
>a 2014 study conducted in Belgium showed that over a two year period males who consumed cannabinoids had up to 35% less capacity for testosterone production than non users
Enjoy that weed, soyboy.

I've has this thought lately that weed legalization is being pushed to help pacify the commoners

poor people smoke lots of weed, and it is becoming very strong and affordable

>>10477005
If weed cures cancer, why are you still here?

>>10477073
>a 2014 study conducted in Belgium showed that over a two year period males who consumed cannabinoids had up to 35% less capacity for testosterone production than non users
Source? This seems like bullshit.

>>10477007
OPs "gf" here
I made a shitty oil, decarbed about a gram of ground weed at 240f between two sheets of aluminum foil for about 30-40 minutes. took the weed out of the oven, raised the baking temperature to 350f, then i put the decarbed weed into the smallest pyrex bowl i could find. i put in enough olive oil to cover all the weed, mixed the two up a tad and covered the dish with aluminum foil. then it just had to go back in the oven for 25-30 minutes (took it out around 28 mins in).

to complete it afterwards all I did was use a coffee filter to separate the, as far as i'm aware, useless weed from the oil

originally i had decarbed the weed with the intent of making a firecracker edible, but someone here ate all the fucking peanut butter

>>10476983
Did you just put green food die on bread and call it weed?

>>10476990
fpbp

>>10476983
That is not toast

>>10476997
It is where I live, Amerilard.

>>10477007
>decarb ground weed in oven at 250F for 3-5 minutes
>put weed and clarified butter in the top of a double boiler with a rolling boil for 3 hours minimum
You'll have to add some more water to the boiler every 30 minutes or so.

>>10477094
>a gram of weed
wow that will do nothing, smoke the weed
use like an ounce of Shake, trim, bullshit weed, you should be able to get that for like free or five bucks if your in no weed country

who the fuck tries to make edibles with a gram of weed?

>>10476983
hahahahahahahaha
le DUDE WEED lmao\
hahahahahhahahaha like BLAZE IT 240 hahahahahahahhaha
le DUDE hahahah WEED hahahahhhahahahahahahahahhahah

>>10477005
THC concentrates don't cure cancer you absolute retard.

>>10477280
>wow that will do nothing, smoke the weed
are you braindead? it's perfect for a single serving edible. it's not like i tried making a whole bottle of infused-oil with a single gram. i used approximately a tablespoon of olive oil, no more no less.
as long as it's all decarbed and cooked in a fat properly it'll work, i made a firecracker yesterday with even less weed than what I used for the oil. was .6 grams at the most, would have been a fat bowl out of my silicon pipe. said firecracker also made me far more high smoking a bowl would have.

calling it now and gonna say that you've only ever made cannabutter with large quantities of weed for recipes.

>>10476983
you should've put in on something dry like a graham cracker, the toast holds all the cannabutter like a sponge and it doesn't get adsorbed in the stomach completely.

we still have thursgay

>>10477067
>>10477068
>>10477081
>>10477304
>they took the bait
Every time :'^D

>be me, OP
>have gf
>me and gf use the marihuanas frequently
>gf can't cook for shit
>get idea
>whatifweedmakesfoodbetter.jpg
>convince gf to make food with weed
>food tastes better, but get fucking baked af
>do this a few times, get used to the flavour
>start preferring edibles over normal food
>addiction.mp4
>literally won't eat anything if it does not contain any cannabinoids
>lastnight.jpg
>get munchies after smoking weed
>only food in the house is some dry ass toast
>do find some leftover weed olive oil
>idea.png
>put that shit on the toast cuz i dont like it without the weed-taste
>looks disgusting, but hey lets post it to 4chan
>"hurr durr 420 weed lmao"
>die of homosexuality seconds later

>>10477323
>calling it now and gonna say that you've only ever made cannabutter with large quantities of weed for recipes.
yeah I've only ever made far more than anyone cares to eat

LMAO 420

lol you got me

>>10477358
GOT EM!!1!

>>10477450
>eat
inb4 inserting anally

>>10476983
anyone who hasn't had Runts or rice krispies treats while high is missing out.
also
>washing your hands

>>10477772
not him but I will confess to this. my anus was always a one way street, shit just comes out.
so the other day I got really fucking stoned, and I found the vibrator dildo I bought to use on a coworker chick I anally fucked cus she only lets actual boyfriends fuck her pussy. so I look at the thing while real high and say to myself, I wonder what that whole deal is about. my ass hurt a fucking lot the next few days.
weed.

>>10477861
>anally masturbated on weed
>don't do kids, drugs
inb4 someone makes a greentext out of you

>>10477861
>anally masturbated on weed
>don't do kids, drugs
inb4 someone makes a greentext out of you
Even though you are not OP, u still homosexual

>>10476983
420 senpai

>>10477358
Being retarded and pretending to be retarded are functionally the same thing.

>>10476983
dude, someone pissed on your toast

>>10477061
How do you make edibles if you can't cook with it?