/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10476894
i don't wash my hands after using the restroom.

i let meats defrost on the counter for a few hours

i don't have dedicated cutting boards for meats/veg, just use whatevers on hand as long as its clean

how do i properly or best clean my cast iron grill while /out/ urban camping in my car?

I also lick my spoons clean and leave them to air dry + uv rays on the dash. is this unacceptable? I have disposable plasti cutlery for the guests

I apply hand sanitizer before cooking, is that good enough?

I store my food in cardboard boxes and I'm sure the boxes are collecting food residue and molding

my cast iron pans*
also my dual burner propane stove is greasy as fuck

>>10476894
What a fucking surprise. WHAT A SURPRISE

>>10476908
>I let meats defrost on the counter for a few hours
H-how are you supposed to let them defrost???

>>10476938
In the fridge, overnight.

>>10476941
I'm assuming this is because it's better for the meat quality to go from frozen to simply cold or is it simply to keep it isolated from bacteria?

>>10476945
Well say you leave out a package of mince until it’s fully thawed. The meat on the outside will be on the counter, unthawed at room temperature for a long time before the center is finished.
Same with the thinner ends of a tenderloin.
I mean it’s still very rare that this will actually lead to illness, but if you want to be completely safe or are cooking for babies or the elderly or AIDS patients, it’s best to put it in the fridge the evening before use.

>>10476952
Thanks for the explanation.

>>10476923
Use a square if chainmail

>>10476952
>babies or the elderly or AIDS patients
What precautions should be taken for a gay Benjamin Button scenario?

>>10476967
I would add copious amounts of arsenic to the meat.

I eat sushi with my bare hands

i cook without a shirt on and sometimes smoke as well

>>10476894
Sometimes when I'm at work I scratch my ass and go back to work without washing my hands

I don't really wash my hands when handling raw chicken
I try to not get chicken juice all over the place, but I just rinse for a few seconds with water between handling chicken and other stuff

>>10476938
I always do it fast by putting the meat in warm water

>>10477038
you should put it in cold water

sometimes i don't use soap when washing. scalding water is good enough to kill bacteria, right?

>>10477041
I should but warm water is faster

>>10477080
>/ck/ - Basic physics

>>10477080
But it kinda cooks the meat a bit.

>>10476929
its not what you think
he purposefully dumped pepper water into his eye

If I'm cooking for myself - most of them.

Cooking for others - I'm very clean and meticulous.

>>10477113
Maybe hot water but even then it's negligible

I eat in the same plate for the whole week without cleaning it. I mean, you eat twice a day, it doesn't have time to go bad, just a bit dry on the borders.

>>10476941
>in the fridge
>overnight
Pick one and only one

>>10477047
Soap doesn't even kill bacteria so yeah.

i live in mixed sex dorms, at night i sneak into the girls kitchen and cum in their milk, yogurt etc.

>>10477125
To get rid of pinkeye

When I bread any sort of meat, I lick my fingers afterwards. Been doing it since I remember. I use the same cutting board for everything. I do however, obsessively wash my hands. I sometimes forget to wash the eggs before cracking them.


Never got any food poisoning.

>>10476904
I only do this if I piss. When I shit I'll always wash my hands

>>10477390
why, just fug a girl and make her drink your cum. why even be that kind of nigga.

>>10477695
>just fug a girl
>you now realize your on 4chan

>>10477724
/r9k/ /pol/ and /v/ are the permavirgins

>>10477646
you have to wash eggs before you crack them? shouldn't cooking them kill off any contamination? I've never heard of washing eggs before

>>10477732
ooooohhhh ok reddit, good to know your interests mean you're not a basement dweller

>>10477753
>reddit
every time you virgins get insulted

>>10477738
I think that's a European thing. Their eggs are treated differently, eggs in USA have different standards and are pre washed

>>10477732
Reddit detected.

>>10477760
If the boot fits, faggot.

retard comes in and doesn't read the thread >>10477941
then realizes his mistake >>10477945

>>10477786
It's like that in Canada too

>>10477014
Fuck you...

I put leftovers directly in the fridge even though it's still hot
for some reason you're not supposed to do that

>>10477998
bad for all the other food in the fridge

>>10477038
As long as you inmediately cook it when it's thawed and Don't do something retarded like putting it back in the fridge that's ok
It's still not going to be half as good as meat that has been handled property tho

>>10477760
You aren't r even denying it anymore

phone in the meat tray

>>10478036
>feeling the need to deny an anon's baseless projections

>>10478042
>Baseless
*Down vote*

>>10477998
Going from hot to cold so fast is bad for it
I made some stew a couple days ago at like 2 am being tired as shit and I put the leftovers in the fridge directly since I wanted to eat and pass out and the next day the leftovers had no flavor whatsoever and the texture of the meat was shit

>>10476894
i don't give a fuck about if raw chicken comes into contact with other stuff
I use wooden cutting boards and then use the same knife to cut something else

I have some obsessive tendencies, so there are a few things I do by compulsion that aren't good and have made me sick

>Use 2 chopping boards, one for the first half of the alphabet and one for the second, without washing, so if I slice some chicken breast and some broccoli I use the same board, and have had e-coli once because of it

>I like to slurp a little bit of raw egg out of the shell before finalising the crack

>If I cook red meat, it HAS to be wrapped in my red towel for 2 hours beforehand. I use this towel for my face, so have had pinkeye a few times, because I sometimes forget to wash the towel after


I have other problems but these make me sick

>>10476894
raw meat, washing

I only rinse stuff if it came into contact with raw meat.

I only rinse dishes that are for personal use.

Exceptions are liver, I always wash with soap for that.

>>10478288
What the fuck.

I let meat thaw out of the fridge. Theres no fucking way almost anything gets thawed in the fridge overnight. I've tried it. It can take several days depending on the meat at hand.

>>10477738
I buy eggs from the neighbour who has chickens in his garden so should wash

>>10476894
raw meat and vegetables on same cutting board or using same knife....when I do cookalongs, it triggers the fuck out of anons here if I put a piece of meat within 25 ft of a vegetable...

>>10476894
All of them

>>10478024
I leave meat on the counter then refrigerate it after changing my mind in what to eat sometimes. I didn't think meat went bad so quickly. What kind of illness am I risking?

>>10477786
I'm finnish and I've never heard anyone washing their eggs. Only difference from what I've heard is that in USA, eggs are kept in cold, whereas here they're stored in room temp like dry goods.

I worry I might actually be too fussy:

Are you supposed to wash your hands with soap after washing vegetables/fruit/berries?

Do you need to wash your hands after handling ready-made food like frozen pizza, frozen lasagne, microwave burgers?

>>10478418
is your neighbor mexican by any chance?

>>10478305
washing it does jack shit , you realise that don't you

i scratch my balls and knead the dough

>>10478551
>after handling fruits and veggies
ideally you'd wash them beforehand and just rinse off any sticky juices you get on you from cutting fruits, i don't think it's a health issue though
>ready-made food
should be fine since it's just going straight from the freezer into the oven

I just cook straight on the metal of the burn barrel

>>10478288
Wew

>>10478288
This sounds autistic enough that I believe it.

>>10476894
I never wash my hands after I use the bathroom. I work at KFC btw.

>>10478288
What's it like having obsessive tendencies?
Like how do you feel if you don't do something that you're compulsed to do?

>>10476967
Sharp. Undergrated post.

>>10476894
My mother came from a poor family, and she taught me that when cheese or butter goes bad, you just cut off the moldy parts and use the rest.

>>10478288

i let my filthy cats rub their stinky assholes on every surface of my kitchen

>>10476976
contrary to regular belief, sushi is meant to be eaten with your hands.

>>10480218
Cheese is basically bacteria and mold to begin with so yeah, nothing wrong with cutting off moldy bits and using the clean parts.

>>10480218
thats okay, cheese and butter isnt porous, so bacteria cant spread through it besides the infected area. as long as its a hard cheese/butter should be fine.

>>10478288
Jesus, and I thought I was autistic for separating the ingredients of my salad to eat separately.

>>10477047
no solvent to wash off the oil

>>10476904
my dick isn't dirty, i don't do this unless i did a number two

>>10480395
Barf

>>10477245
Hahahahahahaha complete savage

>>10476894
I chop my herbs on the unwashed dirty kitchen counter if it's just a little bit of garnish for the meal

>>10480232

I've never really told anyone nor really accepted my actions but when I go to work on the third shift at taco bell, I would spit in some of the tacos if a car orders more than 10 tacos at a time. Nobody needs to eat more than 10 tacos at 1 am on sunday morning. If it's just me and my manager, I would try to pick my nose for some gold and add some extra value to your value menu tacos.

My mom turned our house into a duplex so my kitchen is also my bathroom. The toilet is between the fridge and the washing machine. I prep food on top of the dryer and the shower is where we put the garbage cans.

I'd post a pic but can't due to bad lighting and it being a small 6x6' room.

>>10480722
That's not bad. As long as it's not your bedroom as well.

>>10480732

I sleep in what was formerly it's closet.

>>10480740
That's not too bad either. I was thinking about sleeping in my closet which is no more than 10x4 ft. and setting up my room as a boxing center.

>>10480592
circumcised weinies don't get the peen cheese

I think something is leaking into our water pipes but I'm too lazy to fix it. Everything cleaned in the sink now has a sort of film on it. This problem goes back at least three years now and I think it's why all the kids in the family had major stomach problems right after their first christmas here. Personally I mostly drink soda and apple juice mixed with rum.

>>10477732
go back to facebook

>>10478371
You need to turn your freezer down anon, it takes maybe a day and a half tops for me to thaw meat.

>>10478288

Bad news bro, pink eye is from your fecal matter, not the red meat.

>>10478288
we know it's you, jack
you gotta go back to webm threads

>>10476894
I thaw meat on the counter

>>10481346
Is that bad?

>>10476894
not really my fault but my kitchen and my toilet are in the same room. i guess its not really sanitary

i don't take my anal genital wart medication before ejaculating in hot grils' trifles.

>>10476938
Microwave

>>10480722
I hope you close the lid before you flush

>>10480722
>my kitchen is also my bathroom. The toilet is between the fridge and the washing machine. I prep food on top of the dryer and the shower is where we put the garbage cans

usually leave the rice in the cooker out on the counter days at a time.

apparently white people freak the fuck out over rice left out for more than half an hour

>>10481732
apparently shitskins don't know about bacillus cereus

>>10478587
He's Polish, as am I, we live in Poland

>>10476894
When I'm mixing dough for yeast-bread, I try to finger my girlfriend beforehand and hand-mix the flour and water together without washing my hands.

Works like a charm desu.

>>10478288

>>10476894
raw meat + vegetables.

If they're both going to get cooked, I just cut them both on the same board. If the veggies are going in raw, then I cut them separately, though.

>>10476938
desu, my sousvide gets more mileage as a thawing machine than a cooking machine most of the time. Set it to body temp and it's done in 20 minutes. It's great.

>>10478469

meat doesn't normally go bad that quickly. if bacteria from the environment haven't gotten to the meat yet it will go bad a lot slower. the biggest source of e-coli, salmonella, staph, etc. all that good stuff is you though, since they live in your body, so once you touch the meat it's been compromised.

>>10478288
Bitch what the fuck

>>10481535
Kill yourself man

>>10478288

>>10478288
I love you.

>>10478288
Dam son

>>10478288

>>10478288
what am I reading

>>10478288

oh yeah?

>>10478288
>I have other problems
Go on...

>>10476923
oil + newspaper/cardboard/napkins

>>10476894
I don't wash my vegetables

>>10478288
really makes you think

>>10478288
Stay away from the kitchen, anon.

I hate washing my cutting board so I use junk mail advertisements as a disposable free cutting surface

I lick the spoon then continue to use it

>>10478288
What in the hell is wrong with you, son?

>>10478288
Can you take a picture of your kitchen?

>>10485032
>>10485805

You know you've entered 'straya posting hours where a reddit tier post gets /b/ tier reaction images in a fucking jack thread.

>>10485808
Get back to Jack postin

>>10476894
Washing my hands after I beat off

- Never wash my hands after using the bathroom
- Eat food even it fell on the floor
- Eat food I left out overnight
- Pick my nose and eat it

I haven't been sick with more than a mild cough in 5 years. Every sick day I've taken at work has been a lie,kek.

Finger myself in the ass on my break, start coocking chicken again whitout washing my hands no customer have gotten sick yet.

Whenever I invite people for dinner and someone says they are vegan beforehand, expecting me to cater to them, I wipe a finger through my sweaty butt crack and onto their vegan food before serving them

>>10477786
The US egg standards actually make it more likely that your eggs are contaminated as you wash off the impermeable coating on the egg. That's why your eggs need to be refrigerated but in Europe they're just left out on the shelves

>>10476894
When I'm cooking at home, I generally spit in a pan to test if it's up to tell. Other than that, I'm pretty good.

I definitely sneeze into my shoulder/turn away from food at work, instead of the "sneeze into your hands, and wash your hands" rule. I don't know anyone who follows that.

>>10480772
I got my full dick, and have never gotten cheese. How long does one go without a shower before the cheese builds up?

>>10486535
Yes you do it is just a fine layer of it. If you have a large girth you see it within 12 hours of showering.

>>10476894
I wash my balls in the starchy water left behind by pasta

>>10476938
The safest way is to keep it in the fridge. You're still fine if you let it sit on the counter for 3-4 hours and then put it on the fridge.

Don't thoroughly was my hands/equipment after working with chicken

>>10478288

>>10477047
>>10477354
Yeah soap doesn't kill the bacteria, it washes it away

>>10481506
I prefer not to do it since I don't like to clean off the counter. I just defrost in the fridge overnight.