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10471371 No.10471371 [Reply] [Original]

>tfw mom calls you a dork cuz you asked for a crustless pbj

;_;

>> No.10471372

>can't handle mom bantz

>> No.10471373

>>10471371
Dork

>> No.10471376

>>10471371
did you have it with a glass of milk? :)

>> No.10471379
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10471379

>>10471371
>tfw no mummy to peel my grapes for me

>> No.10471382

>>10471376
strawberry milk

>> No.10471384

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>> No.10471391

>>10471382
nice :)

>> No.10471402

MOMMY MOMMY GIVE ME SAMMY
SAMMY MADE WITH LOTS OF LOVEY
CUT OFF EVERY BIT OF CRUSTY
WHEN I'M FULL GIVE ME A SUCKY
MOMMY LET ME HAVE SOME MILK
FROM YOUR TEATS, NOT CARTON FILTH
MOMMY HAPPY RUB TIME NOW
LET ME SUCKLE FROM YOU, COW!
ONLY THE BEST FOR YOUR BEST BOY
I ASSUME YOU'RE CRYING TEARS OF JOY
THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME LIFE
MOMMY YOU SHOULD BE MY WIFE!

>> No.10471410
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>>10471402
this is pottery :)

>> No.10471436

>>10471371
>tfw mom calls you a dork cuz you frogposted

>> No.10471452

>tfw taking a shower with mom and she farts, forcing you to run out to escape the noxious gas as she laughs hysterically
MOOOOOOOOOOM

>> No.10471465

>>10471379
good lord that lucky fucker is hittin that?

>> No.10471723

>>10471371
DORK!

>> No.10471729

>>10471371
>tfw i see a dumb frogposter
Who are you quoting?

>> No.10471739

>>10471371
>never felt an infantile need to cling to my mother like a helpless manchild because she was cold and didn't love me

What did I mean by this

>> No.10471757

>>10471371
Eat your fucking crust dipshit it's the same bread