/ck/ - Food & Cooking

FUCK OFF!!

>>10465176
Clean your car bro.

who is this la creatura?

Does reviewbrah look happy?

>takes post from an off-topic /r9k/ thread in /tv/ and posts it to /ck/
we can go deeper

>>10465185
sven gustaf, the whitest man in america

>>10465191
no please i need to find this guy's channel

>>10465193
bob from food use

>>10465190
Fine board /ck/

>>10465193
joeysworldtour

>>10465193
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCuIpl5564hhP8Qpucvu7RA
enjoy

>>10465190
isn't /tv/ all off-topic /r9k/ shit? Like, people don't know shit about movies there and prefer to talk about the latest blockbusters and politics

I don't know what's funnier, that this guy made a fried chicken ASMR video or that someone was desperate to find it

>>10465250
>>10465237
thanks. my friend has been feeling down lately and we used to watch joey and jack videos for entertainment and i wanted to show him this to lift his spirits.

>>10465250
even Aubrey Plaza doing fried chicken ASMR would likely make me a bit queasy trying to fall asleep. I doubt the interspersed 110+dB 'wwooooooooooooooooooooo's would help

>>10465170
It continues to baffle me that some fat retard saw JoeysWorldTour and thought that he’d rip him off.

I imagine this is the face that greets people as they enter into hell.

>>10465193
boogie6988

Are there any cute girls who review fast food, preferably Asian?

>>10467418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dxqlXPyDl4
Here's one that eats 10,000 calories in a sitting. Imagine the turds.

>>10465278
Welcome to hell gang! WOOWOOWOOWOO!

>>10465198
his channel is called “food dip” now

>>10468336
I’M BYYYYYYAAAAACK

>>10465170

daym drops seems pretty happy. I think he has a normie life though.

I guess there's a difference between reviewing food in your car being your primary thing in life and just something you do on the side for fun.

>>10468171

>>10465191

>>10465170
You can see how unhappy he is just by looking at him

>>10468433
Fuck this cunt

>alright guys this is my last food review. My health is in terrible condition, I can't keep this up
>posts videos of him going to the gym at 5 in the morning
>1 week later
>DIS IS YO BOI DAYM DROOOOOOOPZ HITTING YOU WITH THE NEW *insert random burger without vegetables*
>begins to sing and scream all throughout the video
>half a year later
>alright guys this is my last food review. My health is in terrible condition, I can't keep this up

>>10465188
He seems content but he appears to have no social life which is very unhealthy long term

>>10465170
The Hodge Twins seem pretty happy. Always got room for some fast food even if they're cuttin'.

>>10468171
Thanks anon.

>>10465238
>t. muh wakanda
/tv/ is one of the boards least eroded by the sands of time.

review brah is pretty happy sometimes

>>10467418
Look up mukbang. You'll get a lot of koreans, but some Americans have been trying to go for easy cash.

9/10 times there will be subtitles though.

I suggest Keemi since she's pretty cute and speaks English. She does do the occasional vlogs and shit, but most of her channel is food.

>>10469271
>i read it wrong
>fast food

I still suggest Keemi, since she does do fast food on occasion. Mukbangs are more about watching/listening to people eat and talk a little than reviewing for the most part. Since it's almost always "whoa this is good!"

I happen to really like the sounds of people eating
>especially crunchy shit
So mukbang's are my stoner genre of choice

>>10465188
Fuck reviewbrah he turned his back on us, he called us bad people

>>10469301
whom did he call bad people? us autist from taiwanesse fetish pictures board?

>>10469301
I thought he was talking about the misc... Did he really betray us for r*dd*t?!

>>10469301
>>10469463
Who the fuck would want to be associated with you losers

>>10469600
/thread

4chan isn't meant to be a cool kids hang out. It's full of all the socal rejects who are too jaded for normal-fag sites.

>>10469605
>>10469600
Go back and stay back, assholes

>>10465176
fpbp

>>10468668
To be fair we all do this kind of shit we just don't admit it out loud to the whole world.

he mentioned a video with his dad that he regret making. what was it all about?

>>10469301
That was pretty gay. The only thing that made him cool was the fact he browsed 4chan and would drop our memes. He's already too Reddit.

I think reading the words jew and faggot so many times really wore him out. In one of his day in the life of vids though he showed a guy on Reddit calling him a jew faggot. But does he denounce them? No.

Ethan and hila turned him. They're Reddit and hate 4chan because again - j3ws

>>10469605
>jaded
I’m pretty sure you don’t know what that word means.

I miss Joey's good videos and the good Joey threads.

>>10469132
Also if you go on twitch/irl there's usually some asian chick cooking and eating on there.

>>10465262
>Friend

Think gay lover.

>>10465250
>Using ASMR just wrong

>>10465267
>You too, learn to read.

>>10465250
>>10465267
Do people even use "ASMR" to talk about the specific tingling sensation anymore? I don't see how anyone could get that from eating noises.

>>10470691
Fuck off you fat fuck.
This place is so much better without that faggot being mentioned here.

>>10470975
circa-2015 where the board was divided between broeys and ken men were good times

>>10470961
no, just like every word that becomes popular on the internet, it has barely any definition

>>10465170
probably not, but then again who is?

>>10471081
Me

>>10468433
This guy is so annoying and corny, I can't stand it. Reviewbrah is awful too, but at least he's somewhat straightforward.

>>10469999
>we all do this kind of shit
Don't try and drag the rest of us down with you.

>>10468171
how

why

>>10465170
Dudes like this guy, Joey, and Jack all look like the type to be sickfuck fetishists in private, the type who would murder their own mothers and bathe in their own shit. A guy like Reviewbrah is just an honest gent who learned how to cash in on his autism lucratively.

>>10471312
Share your secrets

>>10471590
Just be yourself

>>10471581
We're all sickfuck fetishists in private, anon. Some of us just haven't discovered how fucked up we are yet. Just last month, I discovered that I'm secretly into peanut butter jelly and bacon sandwiches.

>>10471640
Oh no the spoiler tags didn't work and now everyone knows my darkest secret.

Time to load the old 12 gauge.

>>10471581
Reviewbrah stays up until 8 am every morning, played runescape and was always on 4chan. Anon, he definitely faps to some crazy shit.

>>10471643
what is peanut butter jelly

>>10471706

>>10471081
Is this a Blade Runner reference?

Hey guys, Grandpa Joseph here with another Super Cool Food Review. KFC just brought back the Quadruple Down for the 2040 Olympics, so let's give that a shot hmm? Woo....

>>10471811
Honestly he'd put dietitians out of work if he manages to stay alive by that time. Literally by eating nothing but garbage.

Based Joey.

>>10468171
she must've had some serious hershey squirts afterwards

What's the best Joey review, Broeys?
>THE RESULT? A HEART ATTACK ON A HOOK GUGU

>>10471841
https://youtu.be/rIzGO3Qn_E8

>>10468778
that chick is disgusting.

that being said, moar? I'm hypnotized.

>>10469658
Wrong it's full of people who love BBC aka Reddit

>>10465170
this cunt literally sickens me. his fat fucking head. the way he sticks his tongue out to latch onto the food as if he expects it to be ripped away from his gaping maw seconds before he gets a chance to bite it. they way he chews, the faces he pulls.
i hope he has a fucking heart attack on camera and his family have to watch the footage of him being a fucking disgusting piece of shit.

>>10471819
He is rejuvenated by the children he molests

>>10465170
It's like watching someone slowly dying

I'm in love with a girl named Alison and all she does is insult me and talk to my friends about how much I suck. I bet Joseph Hernandez is happier than I am.

>>10470382
>Ethan and hila turned him
Wait what the fuck did they do?

review brah is only good foodtuber

>>10472494
They have a collab scheduled with him. Soon after announcing it he then denounced us.

>>10472186
>the way he sticks his tongue out to latch onto the food as if he expects it to be ripped away from his gaping maw seconds before he gets a chance to bite it.
Hahahahahahahahahaha

>>10470983
I'm going to have to write that off

>>10473075
I hate Ken so much. Through taxation, I essentially pay for his stupid fucking videos.

>>10471409
>Reviewbrah is awful too

>>10465170
Does he look happy to you?

>>10469301
>>10469463
4chan users are shit compared to reddit users.
Now give me my complimentary phrase.

>>10473604
no

>>10465170
No. They're not, which is why they're reduced to being dysfunctional attention whores.

>>10465238
more of a healthy mix of /co/ and /pol/ with a pinch of "he cute"

>>10473702
That sounds like a literal hell.

>>10470153
You talking about reviewbrah?

>>10471581
There's nothing private about their food fetish. They're full on exhibitionists with it.

>>10471409
>Don't try and drag the rest of us down with you.

bruh you post on 4chan, that says enough about you

>>10465170
this seems appropriate. and sorry forgot where i put the webm of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLVKbCKwaIs

>>10473604
honestly yes

>>10468433
whatever happened to crave con?
the first one was a success, they had mathew sartoro, boogie1488, reviewbrah, ken domik and other celebrities in the same building.

>>10471081
people that aren't lardasses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onSMAPHGJC4

>>10474210
>he thinks 4chan is still le edgy secret for bad peoples
Hate to break it to you queer but most anons are normies.

>>10465170
Man I crave that chicken right now

>>10471819
He is fat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7inH9oPyYM
Why do American's do this?

>>10465170
Fat people are never happy.