/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10469328
>eating with other people that you're not fucking
it's like you just forget the simple rules of nature.

>>10469328
>tfw no fancy gf to take to fancy dinner parties
where do you find girls who like fancy dinners?

friends?

>>10469328
Im not a normalshit, so no

>>10469328
I don't live in the 80s so I don't

>>10469328
>tfw no friends to cook elaborate multi course dinners for
i'll keep cooking them for myself but one day it'll be really fun to have friends too

>>10469346
whydid you have to post that webm now i want to kill myself thanks pal

>>10469404
>he doesn't have a cute girls at dinner folder

>>10469374
>he doesn't time travel

>>10469328
My wife, my wife’s son, and her bull are the only dinner company I need, thank you.

Sometimes my friends all come to my house and we all get drunk and order Domino's

>>10469346
>gf

>>10469446
That’s not a dinner party, Jeremiah.

I've actually hosted a dinner party every other week at my house for the last four years. I cook for it too. Only problem is that it's usually a sausage fest, and the girls that occasionally show up are either asexual or lesbian. True story.

>>10469551
Post the contents in your fridge faggot

>>10469328
Do BBQ's count?

>Friends
Whats that.

>>10469520
Not that Anon, but sometimes my friends and I hang out and get stoned and eat a bunch of veggies and wings. Is that a dinner party?

>>10469626
Depends. Do you faggots act bougie while doing it?

>>10469646
Yeah, ‘dey be actin’ wh*te

>>10469592
What for? I'm not hosting this week and I buy the ingredients the day before.

What the hell. A fridge full of condiments. How embarrassing.

But anon, I do hang out with my friends. Just us ladies having a fun girls' night out in town. Pic related.

I was the one taking the picture.

>>10469727
You've even got the Korean soybean paste! It's really good!

>>10469747
The trap on the left thinks it's passable... how sad.

>>10469747
frank, bigface and mr. ed, nice

>having friends

>>10469328
>Eating dinner

>>10470109
>he's a sperg

>>10469328
I don't have any friends to host real dinner parties with, but sometimes I'll cook five or six portions for dinner and set them all up at my table and pretend I'm having a dinner party. Then I just pack up and freeze the extra portions and eat them for the rest of the week.

>>10469346
Great taste. I have that webm in my "hmmm" folder.

>>10470180
Nice

>>10470368
can I marry my right hand?

>>10469328
Disgusting and pretentious.

>>10470392

>>10469412
>cute
>posts this over the top acting creature

>>10470392
>Pretentious
What did he mean by this

>>10470392
How even

>>10469328
I'm actually hosting a dinnerparty/buffet this weekend. Nothing gourmet, just a bunch of good dishes that go with rice(so I don't have to cook different carbs).

>>10469346
that's a man

i wanna be a 27 normie with a gf making chef johns recipes and having people come to my manhattan apt and we can drink wine and listen to mumford and sons

https://youtu.be/emkMdTvg5pU

>>10469328
>friends
Yeah haha

>>10471753
if you don't think that girl is cute there is something wrong with you

>>10469412
get this sephardic jew away from me please

Friends? Is that an ingredient? Where can i buy it? What can you cook with it?

>>10469328
>tfw dinner parties with church group
>tfw they're always on Fridays so I can't make anything with meat
This is suffering.

>>10471901
I really do not think you want that. Please reconsider.

>>10469328
why

>>10471901
>and listen to mumford and sons

Sounded great until that last bit.

I do occasionally. Most of my friends are older than me, like in their late 30s and have kids and shit. I'm in my late 20s. We normally just get really wasted and take drugs. This is all with bougie yuppies too. One of my friends is a professional chef, so he usually cooks.

>>10471901
>29
>dating a few girls here and there
>Texas
>have shitload of different beer, some wine, spirits
>Invite friends over, cook Chef John or self-recipes and have huge beer/cocktail samplings
>play board games and shoot the shit
It's pretty fuckin' nice to cook for your friends

>>10474082
what do we listen to through my new bose surround sound system?

>>10469412
>cute
>posts some mutt spic who acts like a retarded obnoxious american woman

>>10475493
idk, thievery corporation or jazz or something, you cookie cutter yuppie faggot

>>10469328
I play DnD with my friends and when I must be the host I make homemade pizza, that must count.

>>10474288
Look at the beta slave.

>>10475506
Sorry, but dinner parties generally involve members of both sexes, not just only manchildren, anon.

>>10475502
jazz, we'll do that then

>>10474288
You sound gay as fuck

>>10469551
Oh my god do your friends come from an antifa squat or some retarded snowflake shit like that

>>10471973
Literally this

>>10469727
you're almost out of pickles!

also, where's your booze?

>>10469328
millennial are loud eaters so i could not eat with them. i’ve yet to meet a girl that eats quietly.

>>10472013
I don't find anyone putting on an act attractive. Why would you ever be attracted to someone who isn't comfortable enough to be themselves?

But I do desu
I managed to turn the host's usual (board) game night into a dinner-and-then board games night
everyone liked muh cooking the first time :3

...but literally everyone in the group is married or in a relationship, I'm the only single person there

>>10469328
>he doesn't have his friends for dinner

>>10469328
No. We have beers and play ps2 sometimes though

>>10476165
This. Cooking for your friend(and family) is great.
Yes, shower me with praise, Yes, YES! MORE! I SAID MORE!!!

No, but seriously, it's a great feeling to share some food you've cooked yourself with people you care about. I usually do it during poker nights I organize regularly. Nothing beats being complimented by an southern italian on your pizza making skills.

>>10476541
I hate it. The compliments in particular piss me off the most because you know they'd say the same things if your cooking had been shit.

>>10476542
Not really. I always tell my friends to be honest and if they aren't I call them out on their bullshit.

For example continuing the italian thread of thought, the first time I invited some italians from work for poker I made pizza that I wasn't that happy with and I asked them to mark it. They first told me 6-6.5/10, so I told them to not bullshit me and they agreed that it was more like 4/10.
Over time I improved and now I'm getting 8-9/10.

Don't let people patronize you, if you think they are doing so, tell them.

>>10469328
I don't live in a sitcom and sitting in a room with a bunch of uptight yuppies isn't really my idea of fun. I'd rather get wasted at a sports bar with my boys and eat horrible bar food.

>>10476549
>Don't let people patronize you, if you think they are doing so, tell them.
But just to complete that thought, if you think the praise is well deserved and fair just take it. You have to strike a balance, don't be that one guy that rejects all praise.

>>10469328
I host dinners for my roommates instead cause I feel the need to show off to them more so than to my friends

>>10471883

I knew it, dammit.

>>10475675
>you're almost out of pickles!
Yeah, your'e right.

>also, where's your booze?
The bottom drawer is for can and bottles. I think there is a bottle or two of beer there that guests brought. I don't drink much.

>>10469328
>He isn't gay.

>>10476553
>t. flyover

>>10470370
As long as you put "Handgelina Jolie" on the certificate