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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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>> No.10460974

Yep. And they love vegan men. Had a girl almost rip my dick off with her mouth because I simply told her why I'm vegan.

>> No.10460983

>>10460974

> Had a girl almost rip my dick off

that's because your body is weak due to lack of protein my malnourished friend

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>>10460705
>that whole webm

>> No.10461008

>>10460705
Those are actually mad decent.

>> No.10461028

>>10461008
If by decent you mean objectively inferior to the equivalent meat based product, sure.

Vegetarian fake meat products have come a long way, but they still have much to go.

>> No.10461068

>>10460984
Bloody hell what an attention whore

>> No.10461070

Imagine being such a boring, shallow person that your life consists of buying consumer products and posting pictures and videos of yourself on social media, and thriving off of the attention. Imagine producing nothing of value and having no real thoughts of your own; no academic pursuits, interests, no meditations, nothing. How miserable must such a person be when they turn off all of their electronic devices at night to sleep and think about their Self?

>> No.10461072

>>10460705
>that smug dance at the end
making bad food is one thing, it's all still edible, but holy FUCK the absolutely unbelievable arrogance of white women.

>> No.10461074

>>10460984
Yeah there's 32 seconds I'll never get back

>> No.10461075

>>10461008
>only $5 more and it's actually edible now!

Wow, sign me up!

>> No.10461080

>>10460705
>avocado and sriracha
trash.jpg
>short shorts with no ass
>autistic as fuck
trash.jpg

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>>10460705

>> No.10461105

>>10460984
>>10461068
>>10461070
>>10461072
>>10461074
>>10461080
This gets posted every day. You browse this board every day. I know that you all knew what this webm was prior to entering the thread, yet you still felt the need to enter the thread and post this shit? What is wrong with you?

>> No.10461112

>>10461105
I enjoy my anger

>> No.10461114

>>10461105
>I know that you all knew what this webm was prior to entering the thread,
im a newfag to /ck/ actually i havent seen this shit before. i've seen shit like it but not this specific one. my assumption was going to be that the burger itself would be cooked badly, not typical arrogant ytpipo boasting about a shitty burger and being "LOL SO SPISY ECKSDEE XD" because there's a blob of cock sauce on there

>> No.10461118

>>10460984
>eats food
>starts dancing

ishygddt

>> No.10461122
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>>10461105

>> No.10461127

>>10461070
She probably gets a lot of dick at night so doesn't really think about it

>> No.10461131

>>10460705
From what I've heard they're a huge step above stndard fake meat, and are pretty good in replicating the texture, but they are also bland as fuck and need a lot of other ingredients and sauces to actually taste like anything.

>> No.10461140

>>10461105
I dont normally click on that shit. It was new to me.

>> No.10461145

it's possible to make a not-bad veggie patty but but making them into burgers is always a mistake. it's not a fucking burger, don't pretend it is. serve it like you would a fish cake or something.

>> No.10461148

I had a falafel burger that was fucking lit.

>> No.10461151

>>10461148
thats just too much fucking dough, man. even on a pita it's pushing it

>> No.10461164

>>10461151
it's not for low iq dishpitters

>> No.10461165

>>10460984
Roastiecide when?

>> No.10461218

>>10461070
it's sad that not everybody can be an interesting and sophisticated 4chan, hentai and video game aficionado such as yours truly

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I thought the sallad was already in the patty?
Shouldn't she put slices of meat and cheese around the patty?

>> No.10461289

>>10460705
I actually sell a lot of these at work. Mostly young people get them but I cook a decent amount for older people as well. Smells like cat food desu, but I guess its not bad when you grill them up.

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>>10460705
I'll bet that pussy smells horrendous

>> No.10461426
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Do europoors really do this?

>> No.10461440

>>10461426
yes and im totally okay with this
yours truly, muhammed

>> No.10461583 [DELETED] 

>>10461112
This should be a banner.
Banner contest never. Thanks Hiro.

>> No.10461617

>>10460705
Please no, I have a bad stomach today

>> No.10461631

>>10461426
Yes, because our countries are based on modern humanist values and morals.
Nothing you would understand.

>> No.10461657

>>10461426
Better a bunch of refugees than a bunch of burger tourists walking around, sharting and generally being fat annoying cunts.
What's it like being less welcome and less socially aware than a bunch of sub-Saharan nigs, my diabetic, 56% goblino friend?
:)

>> No.10461661

>>10461426
>la Creatura

>> No.10461681

>>10461631
>Yes, because our countries are based on modern humanist values and morals
The greatest civilizations in history would have said fuck off to refugees. Look at the Greeks and Romans.

>> No.10461691

>>10461681
>The greatest civilizations in history would have said fuck off to refugees
Well, until they started letting refugees in. Then they promptly collapsed.

>> No.10461697

>>10461691
yeah, I meant the periods where they (rightly) considered everybody outside of their domain as savages

>> No.10461706

>>10461657
The salt dripping from the post is bad for your diet

>> No.10461731

>>10461681
Those weren't exactly democratic, were they?

>> No.10461740

>>10461731
Democracy is a retarded style of government and every intellectual in history has realized this.

>> No.10461756

>>10461740
what are you a communist? go back to your LARP treads

>> No.10461761

>>10461740
Democracy is the worst.
Except every other form of government.

>> No.10461930

>>10461072
She isn't fucking white, moron. Her mutt face and bleached hair isn't anywhere near being white past 40%. Literally every white person people complain about isn't white, I've noticed.

>> No.10462130

>>10461105
somebody is jealous I can still feel

>> No.10462141

>>10461631
>it's humanitarian to destroy nations
hmm

>> No.10462496

>>10461930
Kys

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>>10460983
https://www.livescience.com/28237-women-on-pill-prefer-less-masculine-men.html

>> No.10463199

How do I get a cute vegan gf?

>> No.10463305

>>10461008
yeah i work at a whole foods and I've heard similar things as well. I wouldn't spend my money on it for sure, but I wouldn't turn my nose up at it if somebody made it for me. Kinda cool somebody can make something that tastes alright like that.

>> No.10463312

>>10460705
She isn't a real American, she's a fucking spic.

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>>10463312
>She isn't a real American, she's a fucking spic.

>She isn't a real American, she's a real American.

>> No.10463342

My mother makes pretty good lentil burgers, those prepackaged ones are always shit.

>> No.10463415

>>10462965
It also shrinks parts of their brains ... which is already smaller than men's to begin with.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3043512/Contraceptive-pill-make-women-anxious-shrinking-brain-study-warns.html

>> No.10463488

>>10461426
>not understanding why you'd want to welcome cheap, expendable workers who barely understand what few rights are accorded to them, whose mere presence drives down working class wages and sows division among the menials
It's like you don't want to rule the world

>> No.10463489

>>10463415
Wot

>> No.10463504

Black bean burgers are unironically really good

>> No.10463548

>>10463305
Well sometimes you gotta put in a fucking lot of hard work to get somewhere.

>> No.10464334

>>10460705
What an absolute thot

>> No.10464386

>>10461105
Stop assuming people have no life as you

>> No.10465723

I’ve had them and they’re not too terrible, definitely edible as long as you load up on condiments which I’m not a fan off, for me a good burger just needs a slice cheese with a little mayo, ketchup and onion

>> No.10465727

>>10461706
GR2

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BLACKED WHEN?!!!!!

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>>10460705

Stupid bitch can't even assemble a burger.
I'd be embarrassed if I was hosting a get together and my girl brought that shit out.

>> No.10465884

>>10460705
>Dodgers

>> No.10465940

>>10465884

Laffin

>> No.10466313

>>10460983
audible chuckle

>> No.10466535

>>10460705
los doyers

>> No.10467227

>>10460984
yea man i have hepatitis now

>> No.10467294

WHY THE HELL DO PEOPLE FORGET TO PUT THE LETTUCE BEFORE THE MEAT. A SOGGY BUN IS LITERALLY CANCER AND PEOPLE JUST DON'T CARE ABOUT IT. FUCKING FAGHOTA.

>> No.10467468

>>10460984
roasties are fucking disgusting

>> No.10467992

>>10461028
Its marketing that tells you its the same product, or a replacement for omnivores to stop the abuse.

But from the standpoing of, "these are fucking Peas that taste similar to meat", its pretty good.

Meat tastes better imo but I couldn't eat a burger a day without being a fat fuck who didn't respect my body