/ck/ - Food & Cooking

You mean celery, right? I'm not some sort of carb eater.

Why would you eat ground nut paste? Thats for feeding to birds and squirrels to fatten them up and then bait traps ofr them.

>>10459584
For huge gains if you lift mad weights.

>>10459563
i'm not a 8 year old child so no, i don't even eat peanut butter

>>10459694
Gotta leave more room in your tummy for all that soy, right?

>>10459563
Totally, I love trying to spread jelly on a sliding surface and having to clean off the knife before dipping it back in the jar.
Fuck you OP

>>10459707
I don't understand how single or double-buttering would make a difference in needing to clean off the knife before you put it in the jelly jar

>>10459811
If you don't have peanut butter on the slice you're spreading jam on, the knife won't be contaminated with peanut butter, and for some reason the guy you're responding to thinks it's OK to put the knife back in the jar when it's got crumbs on it. Fucking disgusting.

>>10459819
>spread peanut butter on first slice of bread
>knife is now covered in peanut butter
How does it make any difference whether you spread butter on one slice or both slices of bread? You'll have to clean the knife off regardless if you don't want to contaminate the jelly with peanut butter.

>>10459563
The proper method is jelly first on one slice, smearing the excess on the other piece of bread to get at least most of the residue off, then peanut buttering that slice.

>>10459837
I think pretending to be stupid can be funny but in this case it's not very funny actually.

>>10459840
Has anyone ever been so wrong in history?

>not just squirting your jelly onto the bread

>>10459644
You'd be better off eating meat, especially Tuna.

Peanut butter is a complete meme

>>10459563
1. You call that a bread? That's not a bread, that's a limp bisquit.
2. Sweet stuff "bread"? Absolutely disgusting, put some cheese and sausage on there.

>>10459707
>>10459811
>>10459837
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>>10460209
>he prefers his peanut butter with ground-up vegetable matter and insect larvae
Make way for a REAL peanut butter sandwich

>>10459563
If the sandwich is going to be bagged and eaten later, yes. The peanut butter stops the jelly from soaking through the bread.

>>10459563
You put cinnamon on your PBJ, right anon?

>>10461533
I thought I was the only one

>>10459584
ya nigga gotta lift the heavy thing up fast before gravity realizes its heavy you know
also helps if you spread peanut butter on ya asshole and get someone else to lick it off you know

>>10460215
You ain't gonna make it

>>10459644
based

>>10459811
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>>10459837
After you are done spreading peanut butter on one slice of bread. Spread the remainder residue onto the second slice of bread before putting it into the jelly jar. It will get rid of 99% of the peanut butter left on the knife and you can scoop out jelly without leaving peanut butter behind.

>>10463411
I love having my dog do that

My father's side of the family eats peanut butter and butter sandwiches

>mfw mummy buys the two in one containers of smuckers pb and j

>>10459644
You know, its unrelated, but I just realized something.

I've been eating oatz and peanut butter each day before work and while at work I seriously utilize my arms. I've noticed some serious biceps and triceps growth since I've started this job and I think I need to attribute more of it to my breakfasts.

Thank you peanut butter.

>>10459563
No. It makes the jam slide out.