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Ask a guy who survived 16 days on a total of around 3000 calories anything.

>> No.10450812

>>10450808
Why are you so fat?

>> No.10450813

>>10450808
Been there, done that and then some. Nothing to brag about, son.

>> No.10450814

>>10450808
Explain your situation. Why did this happen? How did you feel throughout?

>> No.10450819
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Ask a guy who survived >1 million days on a total of around 0 calories anything

>> No.10450834
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>I managed this completely average feat! Please praise me and ask me questions!

>> No.10450851

>>10450812
58kg, bitch.
>>10450813
You have bragging rights
>>10450814
Got lost off the Pacific Crest trail in Oregon because I am a fucking dumbass. First few days were nothing, but by day nine I was almost sure I was going to die. Became difficult to move, started hallucinating, couldn't find my way.

>> No.10450857

>>10450851
Chubby for a girl.

>> No.10450859

>>10450851
how did you find your way back? what were your hallucinations and how did you know they were hallucinations

>> No.10450870

>>10450819
365240 days exactly fucker.

>> No.10450871

>>10450851
Speak American you fucking commie.

>> No.10450880

>>10450857
kys

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>>10450880
Can't, I have an uncanny ability to know directions.
>tfw not starving on an Oregon trail because I have a penis

>> No.10451023

>>10450899
>tfw not starving on an Oregon trail because I am an overweight basement dweller
FTFY

>> No.10451041

>>10450808
around what season does dark shadows get good?

>> No.10451066

Should I stay or should I go?

>> No.10451288

>>10451023
Already said you're only chubby, bb.

>> No.10451364

>>10451288
I'm not OP, just pointing out the obvious

>> No.10451385
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10451385

>>10450808
>survived

>> No.10451849

>>10450851
How did you get back to civilisation in the end?

>> No.10451942

>>10451364
I'm sorry for your NEET lifestyle.

>> No.10452255

>>10450834
This

>> No.10452605

>>10451942
Im actually E, E, and soon to be T, but i appreciate your concern fatso.

>> No.10452929

>>10450808
i did 30 days no fap and no food, the 2 urges ate each other.

>> No.10452960

>>10450808
That is a wild show

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>>10452605
>When you're a mesomorph somatotype and offended a roastie

>> No.10453820

>>10453433
>somatotypes
grug,png

>> No.10454006

>>10450808
That's two weeks. You can generally survive with water for 3

>> No.10454194

>>10450808
Where did you find the 3000 calories and water? Thirst is very hard to ward off.

>> No.10454248

>>10450808
did you eat your sperm?

>> No.10454274

>>10454006
water is 3 days
food is like a month or so

>> No.10454285

>>10450808
i have not eaten in 16 days. fuck off
since february 29 i have had 4 meals

>> No.10454287

>>10450859
I spent the entire time hallucinating that I was at my computer and frogs were calling me "soyboy" and "cuck".

>> No.10454295

>>10450851
yeah so you didnt take any salt you retard?
you can go months without food as long as you take some salt and potassium.
you should feel really normal during fasting

>> No.10454710

>>10454194
Sucked a homeless guys dick.

>> No.10456357

>>10450808
>16 days in soylent
Fuck off soiboi