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Post food that’s either downright Lovecraftian or Kafkaesque.

>> No.10448781
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>> No.10448808

Food should always be served on a cellar door.

>> No.10449021

>>10448770
I would call this orwellian or huxlian if anything.

>> No.10449028

>>10448770
That's fucking raw.

>> No.10449032

>>10448770


Aiight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tq3reCg5TY

>> No.10449041
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Uma delicia

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Definitely kafkaesque.

>> No.10449049

>>10449041
>>10449032
God I wish we could nuke everywhere that isn’t North America

>> No.10449050

>>10448770
>>10448781
Hipsters need to stop fucking around with pizza. It's one of the best foods in existence. Why keep screwing with it when there's nothing to fix or improve?

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>> No.10449061

>>10449050
i don't think that's a "hipster" joint

looks more like some kind of shitty roadside chain

>> No.10449063

>>10449041
mmm sopa de mocaca. just like máma used to make

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>> No.10449475

>>10449468
Thank you.

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>>10449021
It's just bleak.
>how about a nice flowerpot of fries?
Someone was trying to do avant garde presentation and they're not actually failing too badly. Maybe they thought putting the toppings on the pizza after it was (under)done would look nicer?

Orwellian - your hamburger is made of browser cookies and is working for the NSA
Huxlian - your hamburger is GMO and on drugs
Lovecraftian - don't look at the toppings if you want to keep your sanity
Kafkaesque - a salisbury steak between two soft pretzels, also it's alienated by the rootlessness of modern society

>> No.10450434

>>10449047
No meat touching ma'am!

>> No.10450500

>>10450099
at least carve some fucking faces into that piece
fucking hacks

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>>10448770
Kafkaesque.

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>>10448770
Lovecraftian.

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>>10448770
Huxleyan.

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>>10448770
Baudrillardian.

>> No.10450970

>>10449047
au contraire
lynchian beyond a shadow of a doubt