/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10424699
Make fisherman's eggs with them and eat your words

>>10424699
What about them tasted like shit, like any and all food they are customizable. Contrary to what /deenz/ thinks they are sold fresh in europe and nothing like canned. If youre talking about canned application then your disinterest is still related to seasoning. What goes with fish? Empy the can and try it.

>>10424705
Fisherman's eggs is a troll recipe. Those two flavors do not go together. For some reason it ends up tasting like concentrated sulfur.

>>10424708
They were too "fishy."

>>10424726
Meme statement that means nothing, if you dont like fish dont eat fish fuckhead - also get their brainlet of yours checked.

>>10424705
>still jigglypuff
This is a soyboy.

>>10424734
I prefer non-fishy fish. Trout, catfish, etc.

>>10424699
I love sardines but King Oscar just doesn't do it for me.
They're good just not worth the markup.
PLZ tell me I'm not alone desu kawaii sempais

>>10424748
The sardines aren't much better than Bumble Bee, which can be bought for $1. The King Oscar mackerel, especially the Mediterranean style mackerel, is cheaper than the sardines and tastes fucking excellent.

>>10424766
This. Also, kipper snacks.

Just picked up
Haven't had these bar harbor before but have had the reg ones, were bretty gud

Start eating sardines.

try kippers before you give up

>>10424699
But those are my favorite. Try them on avocado toast or with a splash of Crystal

>>10424726
Deenz are possibly the least "fishy" fish of all. They are famously neutral. Well you tried one of my favorites. If you still don't like em after trying another good quality can, they just aren't for you, and that's ok

>>10424705
This is a good recipe, last time I made it I really liked it

>>10424747
>non-fishy
>trout
lolwut

>>10424997
yes, mr oscar

do sardines taste good if i heat them on the pan first?

>>10424997
this is the best meme mash-up I've seen in a while

Sardines are canned in smoke flavored oil, hot sauce, and mustard as well as water. Maybe try those. They are definitely an acquired taste.

My store had a sale on sardines in tomato sauce and these crown prince cans pic related

I usually eat them with crackers and lemon but does anyone else have some suggestions for them?

>>10424699
Sardines are the bomb diggity on slices of Cuban bread with hot sauce on top.

I don't like sardines, I prefer anchovies

OP try king oscar mackerel fillets in olive oil, they are godly

>>10424734
>Meme statement
Do you actually realize just how much of a fucking moron you are?

am i allowed to post here if i eat smoked oysters out of a tin?

>>10425499
You really don't have to work so hard on making people hate you. It will happen regardless.

Fleshlight full of macaroons

This might an unpopular opinion but I prefer canned mackerel.

>>10425891
All tinned fish is welcome here, friend. You may not be a /deenzboi/ but you're a /mackdaddy/.

>>10425861
They aren't bad when drenched in Worcestershire sauce.

Regards,
OP

>>10424726
>>10424747
>eat [food]
>get upset when it tastes too much like the thing it is
Kill yourselves

>>10426032
/oystybois/ welcome too?

>>10426293
fuck no those are disgusting

>>10426293
Ye, I should have said tinned seafood. I fucking love smoked oysters but I wish I could find some where I live that aren't from some chink's open pit latrine.

>>10426294
>>10426295
i'm getting mixed signals here /deenzbros/

>>10426309
They're fine.

>>10426294
you're disgusting
>>10426309
don't listen to that faggot

BROTHERS

>>10426313
>eating literal chink shit

>>10425891
Just go easy mackerel is higher up the food chain so more mercury

>>10426317
I will allow it.

These threads are comfy as fuck. Love you lads.

>>10424705
Put eggs on a food that tastes like anus. Problem solved.

>>10424997
Thank you, King Oscar.

>>10426341
thank you king oscar

>>10424699

You're not supposed to eat them on their own. Literally the only reason they exist is to add generic fish-flavor to things.

>>10426424
How is it even possible to be so wrong?

>>10426424
>You're not supposed to eat them on their own
retard detected

>>10424997

you may not know it now but this post signifies the true birth of deenz-posting.

>>10424699
brunswick smoked herring is the best.

someone post that mercury content/omega 3 chart with all the different fish on it, please.

>>10426902
Would cap but security policy won't allow it?
>phoneposter
>oldfag
>feelsbadlads.jpg

>>10426424
pleb

>nobody posted it yet

But for Mee-heeee it's all a-bout them deenz

https://vocaroo.com/i/s00nakAZZQi4

>>10428054

>>10424726
>mfw that's literally what my mom said after trying out my deenz

>hey how did you like dem deenz
>didnt like em they were too fishy
>hmmm that's not normal

>>10428082
precision: i said the last line with a very sarcastic tone
nobody says my deenz suck
*tips*

Try out deenz with pickled veggies some time.
Pickled cauliflower and deenz is pretty good.

fellow deenz poster here
Need help with dinner tonight.
I got cabbage, mushroom, onion, red pep, green pep, all cut and in a bowl ready to sautee.
I got 1 chicken breast sliced up and ready to cook...
How do I season it or what can I do with all this stuff besides just..eating it as cooked I guess? Oh garlic will be added.

>>10426424
You're thinking of anchovies, dummy

>>10428103
I like to mix up deenz with some sour cream, dill, lemon juice, tabasco, and diced up pickled eggs. Then I put it on toast with pickled onions and beets on top.

just popped my deenz virginity. I just had the cheapest in the store. Standard sardines. That's what was available on the way home.
I got one w/ olive oil and one in a tomato sauce.
I love tinned mackerel fillets in tomato sauce. I break them up with a fork before piling it up on slightly toasted bread. Then grill it. Pretty basic but that's the way I like 'em. Sardines taste great too.
I look forward to my future as a consumer of sardines

>>10428266
This sounds fucking great.

I don't really like sardines, but I love anchovies from the same brand, especially for cooking spaghetti a la puttanesca.

>>10428109
I dunno what I'd even do with those ingredients. Are you planning on adding deenz?

who here /mustard/

>>10429648
me

>>10429648
Is the Bumble Bee brand any good?

>>10429656
it's objectively the best condiment for deenz

>>10429662
Yeah, mustard sardines and smoked oysters are pretty decent.

>>10429662
I like their mustard and oil varieties, can't speak for their deenz packed in water, hot sauce, etc

Feel the power of Sardines!

>>10425382
put em on pizza

>>10424699

MW Polar stuff I like a little better. But I'm a pleb and enjoy the light legit smoked flavor.

>>10428054

Good post

>>10424699

Here sardines are poorfag tier food. Most people buy them for cats, some buy a can now and then out of nostalgia, to recall the idyllic childhood in the dirty streets when parents couldn't afford anything better.

They aren't total trash, but they are definitely on the low side of the food quality scale. If you are penniless hobo, they are kinda treat. If you are on food stamps, they are staple. If you have a shit job, they are means of saving up some cash. If you have a normal job, you have no reason to steep that low.

>>10430863

Look at this fucking guy thinking he's above Deenz.

You can't be above what has no limit.

>>10430863
>If you have a normal job, you have no reason to steep that low
Uh, how about they taste good? I don't give a fuck what you think, faggot.

>>10430951
Kek, sardines are for cats and poorfags

>>10430953
Sorry about your retardation

I am eating some of these on club crackers and they aren't bad.

>>10432058
I also tried these last week, and I think I prefer the olive oil ones better.

>>10430863
tl;dr I judge foods based on their class and cultural associations rather than on fucking taste

sardines are garbage. GARBAGE

tinned eel, on the other hand, holy shit. so goddamn good. especially if it's spicy

>>10430953
None of my two cats and dog will eat /deenz/.

>>10426317
pan fried deenz?
looks bangin

I'm no longer going to entertain the thought of buying anything but Oscar from now on.

Beach Cliff was all mushy and tasteless. Fuck Poland.

>>10425145
nah m8, deenz, herring, mackerel are all considered very fishy fish. most "oily fish" are somewhat fishy and deenz are among the oiliest. the unfishy fish are white fleshed like haddock or super meaty like cobia.

>>10425891
i like fresh/frozen mackerel so much that i refuse to eat it canned.

i love oily fish but i just don't know a way to make canned sardines appetizing to myself. i've tried.
fresh sardines are great but impossible to find where i live.

>>10425145
>>10428082
>>10428091
are we on the same planet? theyre pretty fishy relative to something like tilapia. i avoid opening a tin in the company of others because it will stink up a room. ive had many different brands before anyone says its because i bought a cheap tin

>>10428054
favorite song. needs to be recorded in a studio and put on Spotify.

Lads I don't want to cheat on /deenz/ but these are by far the best packed fish I've ever had.

>>10425382
i eat them in a bowl with kimchi.

>>10424699
Had them for the first time last week and loved them. I guess different tastes.

>>10424997
But my liege, I'm aller- yes, your highness.

>>10428054
>whatever you say, boss

Comfiest thread theme

Whoever suggested pan frying deenz in garlic and a bit of olive oil in the last thread, thanks dog, had those bad boys on toasted bread this morning and it was divine.

>>10430876
>no one fish should have all that power!

>>10424699
I just tried the olive oil KO /deenz/ last night actually. Just ate it straight out of the can, it was pretty excellent. Way less "fishy" tasting than I was expecting. Not that different from canned tuna.

Sprats are better

>>10424699
pull the tails off before you eat them. alternatively, i always liked the cento brand skinless/boneless variety in olive oil.. bright yellow can with red lettering

>>10438580
Smelts are the king of little fishies.

>>10426293
I love these on half a triscuit with some sriracha.

Baked some deens with diced tomato, shredded potatoes and eggs. Yams as a side which could have been planned better but it's what was in the pantry.

What is the thoughts on this? Or we just doing tin seafood?

>>10439917
I've had the ones in sour cream. I can't handle it. My dad is a fan though.

>>10439858
Mmm, browns & sweer potato

>>10439926
The ones in the cream are very different, if you can find a small jar of these they are a lot lighter

>>10424699
>open 2 cans of sardines
>Chop into small peices
>mix with breadcrumbs, salt, pepper
>add an egg
>form into patties and fry in olive oil until crispy on both sides
>serve on top of salad or with tartar sauce with greens on the side.

who /fancyboy/ here?

>>10440131
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>>10430863
I would agree with what you're saying if you were talking about canned tuna instead of sardines. Sardines is what rich (and poor) hipsters eat because they're healthy, canned tuna is what actual poor people who live in the rust belt eat.

>>10440139

What is this.....thing in your webm?

>>10440196
Someone from /fa/.

Anyone else keep deenz on deck? Anchovies, oysters, kippers, salmon and tuna not pictured.

>>10440511
I don't stockpile that many but I do keep a dozen or so on deck just in case.

>>10424997
A daring synthesis

>>10440526
I typically don't either, but with Amazon running the 25% coupon it's hard to resist the $2/tin deal. Fuck, I might snatch another dozen before they get rid of the deal.

>>10440218
>>10440139
>/fa/
More like /r/mfa

>>10440547
I think they intertwine a lot.

>>10440563
You're right about that

>>10440567
That looks shopped.

>>10440576
Apparently it's real
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/pets/news-features/husky-no-hair-viral-photo-prompts-questions-concerns/

Have another

>>10440149
sardines are cheaper, more nutritious and have less mercury. fuck you for calling that "hipster"

>>10440149
>>10440622
As a third party... For flavor alone
Cheap tuna > cheap sardines
Fancy sardines > fancy (canned) tuna

Pretty sure deenz always have more Omega-3's and less Mercury.

>>10440705
Deenz are at the bottom of the food chain so they have the least amount of contaminants and they're very fatty so their omega 3 levels are fantastic. A tin of king Oscar's has 2.5g of omega 3.

>>10440536
OMG I just bought another dozen
Pretty sure ever since I went pesceterian, I eat/kill wayyyy more animals than when I at chicken, beef and pork. So much for the moral/spiritual/ethical side of the decision. Maybe it's still better for the planet.

>>10425382

Right here, nigga

>>10434447

>un-ironically forgetting the “;)”
>omitting the comfiest part of the whole thing

You’re not wrong, though.

>>10440730
>OMG
Why are you being a woman?

>>10440748
Nigga, where da FUCK I get dis at?

>>10439917
Absolute best seafood product besides roe

has anyone been sending these posts to deenz company reps to try and get us some free deenz coupons or something?

cause we should be.

>>10440792

I feel like this whole thing could honestly be a marketing scheme by king oscar to increase sardine sales in the US.

I see deenz posting on other unrelated boards, its weird. I fell for the marketing cause ive bought four cans of king oscar so far when otherwise i never would have.

>>10440773
M-my bad anon. I tried to stop for years, but I just can't. The hormones... they get in my brain, I just can't stop.

>>10440797
it would be the most ridiculously futile and unorthodox marketing scheme for the strangest product for the most niche market possible.

but hell, if it is a marketing scheme then i love it. i've been eating deenz for fuckin' years and always buy king oscar anyway cause it's the most readily available.

i at least want some reward back for my adamant shilling.

>>10440806
>he thinks it's ineffective
If I didn't stumble across a Deenz thread I might not have tried Sardines.
I currently have five cans of Sardines on my kitchen counter.
I'd chalk that up as a successful marketing campaign.

I would definitely rep a King Oscar t-shirt

>>10440814
i mean i don't think it's ineffective but paying some dude to shitpost king oscar deenz on 4chan instead of just like, buying a low budget tv spot or some facebook ads, seems like an ineffectual use of money considering you're targeting one of the most low traffic boards on the site.

>>10440816
Especially if it is something along these lines:
>>10424997

>>10440806

Where others saw nothing.. The King saw opportunity.

>>10424699
Oh fuck you buddy king oscar sardines with hot sauce and triscuits is the best snack.

>>10425288
I've only ever had them pan fried. Tastes just like tilapia. All I can taste is the hot sauce they're canned in.

I tried some and I feel guilty about it. I don't trust fish or canned foods.

>>10425846
Could you meme any harder?

>>10434536
even better with frozen sardines

i used to love sardines until this happened to me

>>10428054
wow, this is way better than the kind of shit we make at /mu/ :picosong.com/m2ze/

>>10441151
You just hit the 1/1000 jackpot of natural sardine caviar. I've only found it one time and damn was it delicious, I'd buy it straight by the jar if it was available. I hope you didn't toss it out of fear or something

>>10441151
Haven't had that happen in a while. I'd kill for some eggy goodness right now.

>>10441347
mine was really gross. like, sandy tasting. had no flavor. was beach cliff shitty cheapo brand

>>10441347
There's no way those roe taste good.
I've only had this happen to me when I bought cheap deenz. < $1 per tin
And the smell of low tide shoots out of the tin immediately.

>tfw fell for the deenz meme
>didn't taste bad
>but ended up having the fish burps for 8 hours
>only ate 3 bites

>>10424744
Somebody needs to beat the shit out of the guy that wrote the recipe like that. Also it's a completely unremarkable recipe, I've had it. It just isn't good.

>>10442976
The burps are impressive. I had one bite of /deenz/ and they survived past the next meal.

Tried the Mustard King Oscar's today. Was shitty. The fish felt tougher than usual and there was a bitter taste. Too much mustard for that matter.

what's something simple i can make for dinner tonight with deenz

>>10443221
/deenz/ + saltine crackers + louisiana hot sauce

>>10442988
>Also it's a completely unremarkable recipe, I've had it. It just isn't good.
Yeah, as described it's pretty shit. Decent with some added veggies, herbs, spices, and some shredded cheese on top, though.

Can you eat /deenz/ bones and all?

Is there a brand that sells them boneless filets in a can?

>>10444598
Only buy them if they say "brisling sardines" on the tin, friend. You eat them whole.

>>10444676
The bones won't fuck your shit up?

>>10444882
>>10444676
>>10444598
Dif anon here. I tried getting into sardines a few times. Yes, you eat the bones. They are very soft, all things considered. Maybe a crackle here and there, but nothing that will hurt your teeth by any means.

>>10442988

Maybe quit being a shitty cook and make some adjustments?

What was wrong with it? Im not being an asshole as ive never had it but what sucked about it?

are deenz a psyop? just came here from /pol/-smoked halibutt

>>10445482

Nah man, i dont think so..

Smoked halibut? Ive never had it.. It is halibut season in the PNW but ive never had it smoked. It is my favorite fish; can the delicate flavor stand up to a hard brine and smoke?

It has such a delicate flavor prOfile compared to salmon/mackerel/black cod/deenz/etc

>>10445515
i like that my assigned internet jockey is monitoring me
you do good work, aside from the sucking of cock
#fbisardines #ciasardines #statepolicesardines

Deenz have been the absolute best thing I have eaten in ages. Comfy and delicious.
I made the mistake of getting chicken of the sea though. Halfway through a mustard tin and they have no flavour at all, no tang, not even fishy :(

>>10445622

I just want to know more about halibut, boss.. I love smoked fish and i love halibut but never thought to smoke halibut.

U lil cutie you ;)

>>10424699

Smear them on a triscuit.

You're welcome.

>>10445622

PLUS halibut is usually like $12-15/lb through bro-tier purveyors when it is local and in season soo it doesnt make sense to smoke when you can sell it seared medium and make money.

>be half-Venezuelan mutt
>once a month send a big shipment of food to grandma still stuck in Caracas
>everything has to be shelf stable and healthy (due to her previous health issues)
>discover /deenz/, and realize this is perfect for her
>it's a bit pricey, but send grandma a case of King Oscar deenz
>feel better knowing she gets to have at least one genuinely good thing to eat
Thanks, /deenz/. It may not seem like much but you made the life of an old lady in a socialist shithole slightly better.

>>10445634
So much sadness in that photo. Terrible wine and terrible fish.

>>10445729
Sounds like the sort of shit that would get stolen.

>>10445860
If you're not careful, yes. They have to keep the stuff locked up tight to keep it safe. As far as getting it to them in the first place, it will get stolen if you go through normal mail. But there are people you can go through who have the right contacts to get the necessary bribes paid so your package actually arrives.

>>10445869
You bribe those people with Deenz too?

>>10424997
Yes mr oscar

>>10445906
I pay the guy who sets it up and I don't ask questions.

Who here /heated/
I just don't think hat I'll enjoy them cold out of the tin.

>>10443460
Holy kek youre a gift from god anon

>>10444882
The bones in brislings are barely there. They're not even crunchy, just occasionally slightly crispy.

>>10446008
Both ways are good. Occasionally I do get tired halfway through a tin eating them cold though.

>>10446211
Fuck, meant >>10445934

Deen eater here, didn't realize other people call them deens. I'm finally home. Anyway season sardines and king oscar are the best, northern catch is kinda rough, bumblebee mustard deens are the absolute worst.

>>10424699 im addicted to these, i eat them every other day...should i be concerned???

>>10424997
Holy shit.

>>10445729
Wholesome.

>>10446340

No.

This pleases The King.

>>10440131
Their Herring in mustard is so-so but the deens with 'peños were damn good
I skipped the kipps last night but should've got them, how are they

>chicken of the sea deenz on sale for $1 a pop
They're bottom tier deenz but at $1 it's tempting. Is it worth it?

>chicken of the sea deenz on sale for $1 a pop
They're bottom tier deenz but at $1 it's tempting. Is it worth it?

>>10447528
No
>>10447531
No

>KO EVOO come with a coupon for the tapatios variety.
>Some weeks later and the tapatios variety is still not available at the store.

>>10447531
That's the price I normally see them at.

>>10447528
See >>10447532
>>10447531
See >>10447532

>>10448326
those shits are never in stock, I finally caved and bought a few off amazon

>>10448499
Were they worth it?

My grandpa got me started on deenz early when i'd go on road trips with him
>mfw he said "they'll get you ready for pussy."

I know it's a little fufu for a deenz thread, but do any of you lads have experience with tinned caviar? I haven't had caviar in ages but I've loved it since I was a little kid. I am thinking of buying some on Amazon and I found some Season caviar that seems pretty decent yet inexpensive.

>>10425145
jesus christ ive never seen someone so wrong before. So what is a fishy tasting fish to you??
deenz are good, but it takes a lot of getting used to. Kippers, trout, even squid and octopus taste mild compared to deenz. I eat a lot of canned and smoked seafood, I really have to be in the mood (drinking whiskey alone) to eat sardines still.

>>10448640
He probably was eating the skinless and boneless kind. Understandable mistake.

>>10424997
Yes, Sir Oscar O'King of Fishey Foods

>>10445634
>boxed wine and cheap deenz
I can identify with this. I too buy boxed wine, I splurge on one step above franzia though. shits comfy. My gf used to ride around with franzia in her truck and give me a soda can full of it when wed ride around. i miss my 20s :(

>>10448654
>My gf used to ride around with franzia in her truck
I don't know why but this is really comfy.

I don't care how healthy eating them is, there is no kind of canned fish that tastes good and/or looks appetizing. Yucky!

>>10448702
Bad bait but you got me to respond, fag.

>>10448511
No pussy tastes like /deenz/.

>>10440821
/deenz/ threads regularly show up on /r9k/ /pol/ and /fit/ as well as /ck/

>>10424705
fish and eggs are shit together faggot

>>10425499
This, although fried sardines are real good.

>>10439917
Delicious, perfect texture. I could live with them being less sweet though.

>>10424997
yes king oscar