/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10438247
Beries

>>10438247
Punch

>>10438247
my dick, she's sexy

>>10438314
Tfw no alcoholic, pastel, fruit themed gf

>>10438247
Fist

>>10438247
Are you assuming my punches gender?!

>>10438247
my benis

Another casualty of Google translate

>>10438247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kv-g5Q-6PLE

>>10438247
A ladle.

>>10439175
no, it's a stealth pony thread

make some jungle juice

>>10439335
You are just retarded.

>>10438247
kombucha

>>10439471
oh, the irony

strawberries and grapes make for great punch, and I hear they go great together.

>>10438247
copious amounts of the cheapest vodka you can find

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>>10439533
>>>/mlp/

>>10439564
tee hee silly boy

>>10439335
>>10439564
Morons

>>10439335
you paranoid fuck

>>10439533
this

>>10438247
High fructose corn syrup

>>10439564
Whats this got to do with MLP? Quick rundown?

>>10439641
There's a pony named Berry Punch who, according to the fandom, is an alcoholic slut who enjoys drinking herself to a stupor and getting all her holes filled with dick

>>10439650
And this has anything to do with fruit punch how?

>>10439641
Everything is ponies.
Especially when you have the paranoid mind of a hollow headed fuck.

>>10439650
Berry Punch is not a slut

>>10439650

Oh, so my vodka comment probably made them chuckle, neato

>>10439655
Name one mention of "fruit punch" in this entire thread, including the OP, especially the OP, specifically "fruit" punch

>>10439655
Read the OP again and tell me you are not dense enough to think this thread was ever about making a beverage of any sort

>>10439679
Look at the image OP posted, this is clearly a stealth fruit punch thread.

>>10439672
https://imgur.com/a/nT22y

>>10439697
All I see is an OP who decides to label his beverages like captains label their ships.
Do I understand why he does it? No, and I am not going to judge an Anon if he wants to consider his bowls of fruity water a "lady"

There are actually brainlets in this thread who keep believing it's not some /mlp/ fag? Or is it just one guy same fagging?

>>10439735
>He still doesn't get it.
Anon.
I think they are making fun of you.

>>10439735
P sure it's the samefag posting over and over again

>>10439735
op here, while its pretty funny what happened to my thread can we just discuss some fucking fruit based drinks?

i have a party coming up and i feel like having an alcoholic punch bowl, what should i put in it?

>>10439765
fuck off op

>>>/mlp/

>>10439789
The sad part is, he probably would get better advice over there.

>>10439797
Nah it's really just going to be like this except with pics of ponies too and people furiously posting lewd greentext

>>10439804
Like I said, probably better advice.

>>10439765
I'm sorry that your thread got hijacked by LOSERS, OP.
Berry punch should have a nice liquor, such as Patron tequila, to accompany the sweet flavour

>>10439765

VODKA COPIOUS

>>10439735
Nobody cares you autist

>>10439875
calm down brainlet

Berry punch? You mean Kompot?

>>10438247
ooh gave me the idea to make berry jello tonight. I'll update if this thread is still up.

Raspberries are essential.
Sweet, sour and strong tasting which works well with most flavors. Maybe do some raspberry, lemon, lemonade and gin bowl? Needs something else too, thyme or rosemary or rosewater or orange blossom water or something to add another layer.

my child

>>10441425
>Implying she could stop drinking for 9 months

>>10439650
S-source?

>>10441471
>implying that isn't why he's a fasd retard

>>10441623
Go to derpibooru, e621 or rule 34 and search the name bro

>>10441623
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/2/21/1093366.png

>>10439650
every pony, including the males, is a slut that gets all their holes filled with dick

>>10442264
how do people fap to pony porn though
it's TOO simplified, there's chibi and cartoony cutesy stuff but mlp is basically as simplistic as it gets without just wiring down the words "SMALL HORSE" in a square, where's the sex appeal, wheres the details that evoke a fuller image of something actually fuggable

>>10442292
Some artists have some CRAZY detailed art


Check out evehly on derpibooru my friend

>>10442292
>too simplified

maybe 6 years ago, it's all about detail and anatomical correctness now

>>10442302
>>10442307
>Some artists have some CRAZY detailed art
yeah but thats just mlp themed furry porn, i mean stuff that tries to and does accurately replicate the style

though i also mean that for how you wanna fuck a pony in the first place to instead produce that mlp-themed horse porn

>>10442308

>i mean stuff that tries to and does accurately replicate the style
it's just not as popular as the other kind, but when people say "pony porn" they're referring to all of it, not the stuff that replicates the style of the show

>>10442343
i guess that makes sense but still, i wonder what has to have happened to a man to make them look at the actual mlp show and think "i wanna fug dat horse"

doesnt help that mlp as a show fuckin' SUCKS

>>10442292
>it's TOO simplified, there's chibi and cartoony cutesy stuff but mlp is basically as simplistic as it gets without just wiring down the words "SMALL HORSE" in a square, where's the sex appeal, wheres the details that evoke a fuller image of something actually fuggable
It's not about sex appeal you fucking filthy casual. I love my waifu because she's a shining beacon of perfection in an ugly wretched world full of disgusting people like you. Not because I saw her and thought "fugg',go watch your shitty fucking Chink toons you piece of crap.

>>10442428
>a shining beacon of perfection in an ugly wretched world full of disgusting people
but those horses bully eachother all the time

>>10442391
>doesnt help that mlp as a show fuckin' SUCKS
Literally the only good cartoon on the air since Transformers Animated, and the only one still on the air since Transformers Prime. Fuck you faggot.

>>10442437
>Transformers Animated, and the only one still on the air since Transformers Prime.
both of those suck too so i think you just have shit taste

>>10442437
MLP sucks from an animation and plot point of view and it’s fan base are pure fucking cancer.

>>10439650
wtf, I love ponies now.

>>10442460
Yes goyi-i mean fellow 4channers. Let's go watch some anime and read some mangoes.

>>10442487
Animu fucking sucks as well.
Cartoons are for kids and retards.

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>>10442508
Says the guy who posted fucking Pokemon, you're some early 20s dumbfuck who wasn't even alive when Pokemon first came out, shut the fuck up brah. Hand over the keys and go home faggot.

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>>10438247
Alcohol, of course.

>>10439650
I never visit mlp but what the fuck

This thread went places, and I like it

>>10443524

THAT is horrifying to you?
leave, normie

>>10439228
when is ghost coming back

>>10444022
Soon

>>10439650
Sounds fun.

>>10442289
jesus christ

You blew it up. Damn you all to hell.

I like this thread.

What do YOU know about good fruit punch?

>>10447966
>No grapes.
More than you.