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ITT we rank Panda Express Entrees

>> No.10433805

everything they have is either healthy with too much salt, or unhealthy with too much salt. the stuff that isnt breaded is ok.

>> No.10433806

>>10433791
zero point zero

>> No.10433816

>>10433791
0.0

>> No.10433825
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>>10433791
I mean it's OK if you just want cheap American Chinese garbage. I don't think anyone is expecting top tier Chinese food like P.F. Changs at a Panda Express.

>> No.10433827

I would literally get grocery store deli Chinese before going to Panda Express.

>> No.10433836

>>10433825
pf changs is good but its not top tier. they have their ingredients trucked in. which means it was frozen. which means it was processed and preserved.

>> No.10433840

>>10433827
stop typing literally. its gay as hell and overused.

>> No.10433843
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>>10433791
Beijing Beef//Chow Mein//Orange Chicken.
The only way to go.

>> No.10433848

>>10433843
too much fried/breaded. tastes good but its so bad for you.

>> No.10433850

>>10433843
this. i feel the same

>> No.10433853

>>10433825
>P.F. Chang's
>Top tier
P.F. Chang's is the fucking Applebee's of Chinese food. People only think it's nicer because someone brings it to them on a ceramic plate rather than a paper plate.

>> No.10433861

>>10433840
>its gay as hell and overused
It literally is.

>> No.10433868

>>10433861
f-f--fff-f-ff-ff-f-fff-f-ffuuuckkkkk YOUUUUUUUU

>> No.10433870
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>>10433853
P.F. Changs isn't good? Shit no wonder why my Chinese gf's family didn't seem impressed when I took them out for dinner. At least I ate using chopsticks so I'm probably still in the clear.

>> No.10433885

>>10433868
What's your problem? I'm literally agreeing with you.

>> No.10433889

>>10433885
shut up.

>> No.10433894

>>10433889
*grabs you by the throat* back the fuck off

>> No.10433897
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>>10433870
Oh wow
I hope this actually happened

>> No.10433901

>>10433870
kek. Take them to panda express next time if you really want to impress them

>> No.10433910

>>10433853
You say this like it's a bad thing.

>> No.10433917

>>10433897
>>10433901
please no. i was lead to believe this was a no bully board

>> No.10433918

>>10433889
You literally can't make me.

>> No.10433921

The Shanghai Angus steak is pretty good but way too expensive for what it's worth

>> No.10433923

>>10433870

who is this semen demon?

>> No.10433924

>>10433910
I guess that depends if you think getting charged sit down prices for fast food quality is good or bad.

>> No.10433928

>>10433843
You are faggots. This is the only guy that did what I asked. Everyone here already knows Panda Express is shit and bad for you

>> No.10433967

FLYOVER THREAD
FLYOVER THREAD

>> No.10433970

>>10433928
This is a pointless thread, nobody wants to talk about which kind of runny bowel movement they prefer because they'd rather not have them at all.>>10433928

>> No.10433988

>>10433791
Chicken Egg Rolls>Honey Walnut Shrimp>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>rest of menu

>> No.10433994

>>10433988
shrimp is the cockroach of the seas

>> No.10434006

>>10433994
You're the cockroach of your mom's vag

>> No.10434008

>>10434006
uh....... that doesnt make sense.

>> No.10434011

>>10434008
To you

>> No.10434015

>>10433843
This except I half & half chow mein and fried rice.

>> No.10434115

>>10433836
>can't detect obvious bait

>> No.10434120

>>10434115
its impossible to tell what is bait these days. ive been on 4chan since 2005. it gets really crazy. you start to question your sanity.

>> No.10434222

>>10433994
well shrimp are delicious and cockroaches arent so no

>> No.10434242

>>10433843
This. Sometimes honey walnut shrimp

>> No.10434248

>>10434222
you have never eaten a cockroach.

>> No.10434251

>>10433967
i live in a top 5 us market

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>>10434120
>ive been on 4chan since 2005. it gets really crazy. you start to question your sanity.
same. weirdly this site has actually improved my life. in nearly all aspects. downside is that i has made me honestly considering suck trap cock. hope my wife doesn't think that's too gay

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>>10433870
Hopefully you impressed them by sticking the chopsticks upright in your bowl of white rice.

>> No.10434355

>>10434259
That bitch is sporting some decent pokies!

>> No.10434456

Orange Chicken is the best thing on the menu. Why else are they always out of it? Literally they always run out of it, or have to cook more compared to other dishes.

>> No.10434480

I like panda

>> No.10434489
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>>10434345
Where else would you put them when using the restroom? Those fuckers will roll right off your plate if you let them.

>> No.10434509

>>10433843
/thread

>> No.10434517

>>10434251
>not in the top 3

Get a load of this faggot, everyone.