/ck/ - Food & Cooking

*lays eggs on your 50 kg rice bag*

>>10425509

>cleans out the crumb tray in your toaster
thanx, little buddy. sorry my cat ate you, tho.

F

>>10425509
Pic is Peanut eating a bit of sesame cream cheese bagel literally several minutes ago.
My mice gladly eat blueberries, strawberries, bananas, cucumber, spinach, bread crumbs, cheese, crackers, hard pasta, cat food, cheese, and so on. Of course they prefer carbs to fruits.

>>10426774
Why is your room so gay and edgy

>>10428597
thank you. here is a girl inside same room. be yurself nigga.

>>10429281
Your tastes in girls totally matches your room design.

>>10429290
as a matter of fact she was bi and edgy

>>10429281
How do I keep them away from my room?

>>10429296
get one of these.

>>10426774
>>10429281

>>10429281
yikes..

>>10429311
>tucson
oh shit nigga I might be next to you

>>10429477
thank god its spring even if everyone else has pollen allergies

>>10429281
Anon, did you fuck Rachel Dolezal?

>>10426774
Dude I NEED the author of that book. I used to have one of those books but about aliens and UFOS when I was a kid and it was my favorite thing in the world

Pls respond

>>10429311
>Star Trek
Lore did nothing wrong. I will be your room if given the choice.

>>10429517
E.E. I'M CUMMING!!!!!!!

>>10429311
good call
i don't go near catfags

>>10429517
that particular book is stuart holroyd but the series is The Supernatural by The Danbury Press from the 1970s
>>10429540
i prefer my cats to retarded pussy like you.
>>10429507
pic related

>>10430145

>>10430155
wtf I'm visiting tucson and I have seen tons of dark side of the moon shirts just today

do you go to UA? seriously saw three people with them nearly in a row on university blvd this afternoon and some random ones elsewhere

>>10430161
yeah well if you see the one in my pics the bitch stole it from me. it was super comfy

>>10426774
what is that cool looking dildo thing?

>>10430162
unfortunately none of them looked like her

>>10430162
go get it back you lazy cuck

>>10430145
>cuts on thigh

DO NOT APPROACH

Oh crap, youre right. The whore is mentally unstable.

>>10430145
Get her one of these.

*Cute and digs holes*

>>10430145
>>10430155

>protects my home from vermin

>>10425509
I would rather talk about cute mice than that disgusting mentally ill mixie.

>>10430411
Good pic. I mean, not in the technical sense, but it tells a story and that's more important than good lighting.

>>10430416
shit, just throw that in the oven for a few minutes, instant meat sandwich.

>>10430416
Did you name the big one Ben?

>>10430419
Thanks, took it myself with some cheap Motorola. Luna had been playing with it for probably an hour before I found it. So the mouse was exhausted, just sat there motionless while I took pictures.

http://sc5.radiocaroline.net:8010/

>>10425517
I'm angry and I haven't seen one in 3 years now

>>10429281
>bragging about fucking a self-harming mullatto

Anon, I...

>>10430166
a cheap tin case for holding tibetan buddhist sutras. i think its shaped like a prayer wheel too. found it when lit af with friends so has special meaning. the little dream catcher attached to it i found the first time i did acid when hanging out at the public park in tombstone. so personal fetishes.
>>10430333
>>10430455
missed the signs. one of the most awful human beans i ever met.

>>10430166
and its definitely supposed to look like a dick. tantric buddhism is about using the coarse energies of the self to quickly reach enlightenment.

>>10430469
Dream catchers are pretty cool. I have one hanging on a mirror and a couple others sitting on a table that I haven't hanged up yet. I was gifted those in NY, it's cool stuff.

>>10430476
For all of that, fuck that shit from india, that poo in the loo stuff is pathetic and stupid. They can stuff that tantric shit where the sun don't shine just like their h1b writing.

>>10430469
>Tibetan Buddhism
Sleep with any prostitutes while contemplating existence in the graveyard recently?

>>10430493
> cheap and easy
> h1b indians
> shit code
Is there any other?

>>10430493
I forgot one
> Utter and total hypocracy

>>10430493
not tibetan buddhist bro. i study buddhism at school though. have my masters in zen/japanese religion and want to get back into school for the phd soon.
and the "edgy" skull is a spare from the halloween skulls i bought to put together a costume for the annual all souls procession in town, which is pretty fucking cool.

>>10430497
Not sure what you're trying to say honestly. I just meant the knife was cheap if you're referring to the file name.

>>10430510
Why not study something useful instead of hypocracy? If you or taxpayers are going to spend money on so called studies at least do something useful with the money.

>>10430422
would that be considered UMA DELICIA? since it does look like something a worst american would eat

>>10430512
I find it pathetic that you take those savages seriously.

>>10430510
>i study buddhism at school though. have my masters in zen/japanese religion and want to get back into school for the phd soon.
This makes me feel much less bad about choosing a 5 year BsC in biochem/genetics.

>>10430514
As opposed to the poo in the loo shit that you eat? OK good times hypocrite.

>>10430513
everything has to be studied, you cant pick and choose what human knowledge is gonna be, buddy, just cus u got a beef with religion lul.

>>10430515
Now I'm really confused.

What part of posting a cheap knife and stating it was cheap makes you think I take Nepal seriously? The fact that I know its name?

>>10430523
Keep telling yourself that and you might start beliving it. You might want some Jesus toast while contemplating reality.

>>10430517
yeah i painted myself into some very narrow lines. i either get the phd to use it properly or cant really use it for what it is.

>>10430530
Tons of people have PhDs, it's not a big deal.

>>10430528
atheists are some of the most fanatic dum dums out there

>>10430535
ok thanks for sharing. in my case, either i get the phd or cant use it. im just repeating myself cus you didnt hear me the first time.

>>10430536
That's true, they're a silly crowd..

>>10430538
Experience is a lot more useful to a company than someone with a PhD that can't use any of their knowledge. I see that a lot in businesses. Daddy buys them a PhD to keep them out of their house yet they can't do jack shit in real business.

It's really true with indian females. They have a bunch of degrees but are dumber than a box of rocks.

>>10430469
>Not Mahayana

trash

>>10430538
I'm guessing you don't recall the sunk cost fallacy from your core business class in undergrad

>>10430554
I prefer an altoids tin.

>>10430559
maybe thats the case with my personal emotions, i dont think so, but it dont change the simple fact that a masters in japanese religion does not qualify you to be a professor above the community college level, therefore denying you real research, writing, and tenure opportunities in the field of japanese religion, which is my goal. thats the point ive been making so far, but you all can keep misunderstanding me, were all just on a mongolian reed basket trading post.

>>10430579
Once you work and make some money then you get the peace and quiet to do research on your own and can say fuck all to dumb niggers.

Tears for Fears - Sowing The Seeds Of Love

>>10425517

why do they like rice and flour so much? How do they subsist on it? no water!

>>10430593
They probably only live for a few days at best so don't need a lot of water. Folk on /an will know that better.

>>10430411

*gives your cat roundworms*

>>10430605

>>10430612

*gives you toxoplasmosis*

>>10430614

>>10430619

*destroys your cat's trust in you*

>>10430579
I'm willing to put money down on this. Pursuing a career as a professor in Japanese Religions will be another manifestation of your relationship with the psycho halfbreed ex-fuckbuddy. You see the warning signs, and fail to heed them. You pay in more time, effort and mental energy into a bottomless pit you'll never take gains from. Someday, you'll look back with the cold clarity of hindsight and realize what a colossal fuckup and waste the whole exercise was.

But good luck, maybe I'm wrong.

>>10430513
>Why not study something useful instead of hypocracy?
>hypocracy
You could study English.

And no, I'm not just being a pedantic asshole and pointing out poor spelling. It shows a total lack of understanding of the word; would you call a person who practices hypocracy a hypocrate?

>>10430625
Blah blah blah!
If a spelling error is the best you can hit me for then do enjoy your minimum wage shit job.

>>10430622
>But good luck
well thanks, man

>>10430536
True. I am an atheist and I'm embarrassed to have it in common with this idiot.

The Rolling Stones - Emotional Rescue
http://sc5.radiocaroline.net:8010/

>>10430622
hey, armchair psychologist, you do realize most relationships end, and not amicably?

Anyone that thinks that jap sneak attack fucks know more than we do are even stupider than they are. I dunno what to tell you people but going around as a nation raping and pilliging didn't work out too well for them and what rock did they hide that so called samurai armor under?

That stupid ninja and samurai shit looks real good in movies but it didn't work out too well for them in reality.

>>10425509
Years ago, I used to go to tumblr and search posts tagged with mouse or mice to see what people did when they found one in their homes. It still surprises me how half of the people were so terrified of the little buggers. The other half were trying to find ways to free them from traps, specially sticky ones and were asking advice in how to release them. And there were always pictures of cats that left little corpses on the owner's doorstep or pillows.

>>10430689
my man was hungry

>>10430689
They shit everywhere, ruin food and transmit norovirus. The only reason I would query for mice is to find the most efficient way to kill them. It's pic related btw

>>10425517
Thanks for converting my simple carbohydrates to a more protein rich food, moth.

>>10430629
I explained in my post that it's not just a spelling error.
You really do struggle with English, don't you?
I don't know what that other guy does for a living but I make a lot more than minimum wage in the ICU myself. And more importantly; I love the work.

>>10430797
Is that from the mouse trap guy?
I love that channel
https://www.youtube.com/user/historichunter

>>10430145
nigga Jaden Smith ain't no girl

>>10429281
>those tatoos
>those horrible scars

>>10430155
>>10430145
is this the racist streamer?

>>10430598
their advanced biotech allows them to directly take water from air humidity, I don't know the details.

>>10430578
My soul for these to return to shelves everywhere!

>>10432116
please no. altoids tin builds were the start of diy communities becoming truly cancerous. now that the world is genuinely out of altoids tins, things can finally get better

>>10429281
>rollerball
fucking k y s

>>10430469
How the fuck do you miss tattoos and blatant self-harm cuts?
>i found the first time i did acid when hanging out at the public park
Ah you're druggie trash, that at least explains why you're bragging about your useless junk on a fucking cooking board. Hope you get your shit together man, your life seems pretty ass.

>>10433059
what bragging? someone asked about the container, i answered. sad how triggered some of you get over stuff in my photos, or about anyone doing drugs. you should try acid, see if it lets you yank out that stick you got up your ass :)

>>10425517
JUST REMEMBER ANON'S, WHEN YOUR CHOWING DOWN ON THE CARB'S, YOU MAY GET LUCKY AND COME UP W/ SOME HIGH PROTEIN'S.

>>10433234
new guy here
just remember
when your life is good and your phase of retardation is over i will still wish for your painful death

>>10426230
My toaster mouse died in my toaster and I didn't notice for a few months when I decided to clean the tray. I didn't notice because I didnt use the toaster for a few months. It was all dried out and skeletal, wish I took a picture. Decided to just toss the whole toaster in the garbage and buy a new one.

>>10430416
How do they get out of there without eating all the bread?

>>10434842
i tossed mine because it was full of mouse poo

because ew

>100+ thread for some dumbass welfare kiddo """exploring himself""" at college fucking damaged halfbreed sluts