/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Wheat
Barley
Rye
Vegetables
Lamb

>>10415318
black cow
rock candy
honeycombs

>>10415318

>>10415318
Old is best. Here's a prime rib with a brandy old fashioned from a supper club.

>>10415318
Black licorice/good n plentys. Ive never seen anybody under 60 that enjoyed these things.

>>10415947
fuck you

What's that one peanut butter candy that's in the shape of a rectangle, fairly flat, and maybe an inch long max? I always associated those with old people. They're p gud imo.

>>10415318
>>10415729
These are both great.

>>10415947
I haven't tried black licorice since I was a little kid. I think I'll give it a try now to see if it's more to my liking as an adult.

>>10415318

casseroles that involve a can of campbells cream of _____ poured in

>>10415919
>"They do a good job here"

>>10416713
Atkinson peanut butter bars

>>10416739
Those are actually really good and quick to make

>>10417737
That's it, thanks anon.

maybe this is a brown kid thing, but my grandparents were super into these bitches

>>10417801
what the hell are those
they look like rice krispie treats but not

>>10417806
Sesame bars

>>10417801
>>10417806
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sesame_seed_candy

Looks gud as fuck, I'd love to give these a try.

>>10417801
>>10417806
Looks like a sesame seed cracker

>>10417870
those are good af mang

>>10417819
who you calling cracker, negro

>>10417870
classic Easter side dish

>>10417818
They're nice and easy to make.

>>10417806
chikki bruh
shits dank

>>10415947
I like them.

>>10417737
Aww.. I haven't even thought about those in years. I liked those. Little peanut butter wafers.

>>10417870
fucking delicious

>>10415318
I have never once seen these strawberry fucks sold in any store. Where the fuck do old people buy them?

>>10415619
It's always that exact same bowl and cracker too

>>10417801
They're alright

BURGER KING

>>10418427
my local dollar store has a mixed candy bag that these come in, but nothing with just these by themselves.

>>10418427
you get an invite to an exclusive bakery in the envelope with your first senior pass

FUCK THE JUBES, LOLLY WAR NOW

Grandma always had a biscuit tin full of stale jubes, licorice allsorts, bullets and licorice. The most disappointing lollies you could find when told there are lollies around.

Prunes and prune juice.

>when you have a coworker who fainted from low blood sugar and now your workplace requires mandatory sugary snacks around the clock
Jerry was dumb and lazy as hell but he made work a bit more bearable.

>>10415318
Taste like old man breath. Ever smelled a frozen bean burrito you didn't microwave yourself? that's how those taste
My grandma bought Licorice gum

>>10418528
theres never any actual cookies in those tins though
its either sewing supplies or old photos

>>10418610
Lollies, in my grandma's case.

>>10417801
Those are really good. Can't exactly remember where I ate it, I had mostly non-white friends as a kid and one of them gave me one of these.

>>10415318
This belongs in the Halloween candy thread. You'd be glad to know some of these folk, they'd teach you how to kill sneak attack japs and evil germans.

>>10417801
Holy shit, I haven't seen those for like 45 years.

>>10417870
Plan on making these tomorrow. Any one got any tips?

This

>>10415919
To be fair prime rib is delicious

>>10419229
Don't forget the scallops

>>10419231

Papaya is goat when it's even half decent. Where are you from that you associate papaya with old people?

>>10419754
Not him, but I have to agree.
I work in produce, I have never seen someone under 65 buy a papaya.

liverwurst sandwiches

>>10417749
t. nigger

>>10419888

I drink lots of vodka. That cleans out my system, and even cleans my teeth (I haven’t brushed in years, and haven’t had a cavity since).

I also eat a liverwurst sandwich pretty much every day – to counterbalance the effects the vodka has on my liver. I make my sandwiches on seeded rye (because it’s the healthiest bread), with mayo (because eggs are the best protein; I use kewpie, because the msg makes it taste better), coarse mustard (good for the white blood cells), zucchini pickles (because they taste good), and a bunch of baby spinach (just for filler; it could honestly be left out).

I also eat a lot of canned fish (mostly sardines, but also the occasional fancy smoked oysters) on saltines. They give you all your essential amino acids, and provide a nice opportunity to try out various hot sauces, which are generally very low in calories, while high in flavor and immensely prodigious to healthiness.

Aside from that, I drink large amounts of water (anywhere between ice-cold to slightly chilled) every day, always through a straw, and sometimes with a lemon wedge.

To each their own, I say, but I’m just shy of 30 and am doing better than most of you.

>>10419960
This is copypasta, right? I'm new to /ck/ and this is something you tards post all the time and I just haven't seen it before, right? Like no-one's this retarded ly tastedead

>>10420014
>>10419960
You're like the fuddlore of food

>>10417801
kozinak is the same but made of sunflower seeds. truly the patrician post-soviet childhood dessert

>>10420018

>tommy pickles > liverwurst sandwich pasta > fuddlore

That's the order of likeliness that someone is going to recognize the reference.

>>10419960

>eating leberwurst to counteract the effects of vodka

You are retarded.

>>10420473
I don't ever recall grandpa pickles drinking vodka, but Then again I wasn't much older than the Rugrats when I watched that show

>>10415947
Good n plenties were my joint on long car trips (usually to see my grandparents... dammit!)

>>10420524
I always thought the idea of making a show about babies for kids a little older but not that much older was weird as fuck.

dont die

pea soup
potato soup
casserole

I introduced them to chicken wings and they went crazy.

>>10415919
I'm not personally into prime rib, I'd rather have a steak or lamb chops or something, but supper clubs are as good as it possibly gets, and yes, in this regard old is best.

>>10417870
I don't think of those as old people-core as much as I think of them as halfway-competent-core.

>>10420484
>responding to old and stale copy pasta
Who's retarded?

who the hell eats canned pickled beets other than old people

>>10419960
Can you tell me how you pickle your zucchinis?
I want to do it, but google is giving me all this pretentious shit that I don't like the looks of.

>>10419231
FUCK PAPAYA

>>10422470
Danish people

>>10422525
The plating makes it look a lot better, yeah right.

Also Cracker Barrel.

>>10422553
honkey barrell is pretty good not gonna lie

>>10422525
never seen that canned thou'
Always comes in a jar

my grandma always had these when I went over, never had them anywhere else but they were cash

rip grandma

>>10423233
she knew you loved them anon. she was a good lady. remember her as long as you can

>>10415919
Isn't supper clubs a Wisconsin thing? My dad used to talk about them and it kinda sounded fun to have a weekly family thing where you could pretend to be fancy for a few hours and maybe have a smile

>>10418427
They get family-sized bags for free with an AARP membership.

>>10415619
My grandma had one and it was always the only readily available treat that I was allowed to eat as much as I wanted when I was a kid. They would always pinch my fingers as well since I had the motor skills of a jellyfish back then.

>>10417801
holy fuck man i forgot these existed

so good

>>10419231

That shit always tastes like vomit

>>10415947
>Black licorice

>>10423384
isn't all licorice black?

>>10423413
Not according to amerimutts.

Fish scroddles

>>10415318
those are food? i thought they were balloon weights.

>t. kids who have never been around old people

My gran always keeps around bourbon and press, and off-brand popcorn that always burns no matter how long you microwave it for.

These and the butterscotch ones that look the same but yellow in color and wrapper.

generally used as an ingredient in a horrible casserole

>>10422553
Cracker Barrel is really good if you want a big breakfast/brunch. Cheap too. Only problem is weird looks from the old people.

>>10423233
my dad keeps those stocked too

>>10423804

fish sticks make me think of kids, not old people

Old people literally phone information services at the public library every single day for recipes.

t. information services rep.

>>10423717
I eat that all the time. Make an omelet to go alongside it and you have an amazing breakfast.

>>10423837
my dad is 77 and he still buys them. he essentially lives off of fried eggs, canned food, butter, frozen Stouffer's meals, and Pepperidge Farm bread.

My parent's idea of a night out at a restaurant is LongHorn Steakhouse, Red Lobster, or the shitty china buffet in the strip mall down the road. Dad wears 20 year old Levi jeans, drives a 2000 Dodge pickup, and his favorite activity is digging thru bargain crates at Harbor Freight.

>>10423889

harbor freight is a dad staple

>>10415318
(((foods)))

>>10423889
old pants are comfy

>>10423765
Old people and stay at home moms love Panera Bread.

>>10423567
yes

>>10423889

sounds like a decent life to me. low stress

patrician old people candy coming through

my grandma demolishes these by the bucket, regardless of season

>>10418528
Butter cookies are great. The rest, not so much.

>>10422470
Australians, its just a thing to put these fuckers on a burger, and its damn tasty.

>>10424107
Totally, and not a bad way to go out.

His life is basically derping around the neighborhood, getting into HOA nonsense, driving mom to the doctor, doing amateur tier wood working, and occasionally attempting to (and failing) at grilling meat. Mom just reads books and plays bridge with her friends.

Being old on a pension is low stress but kind of boring

>>10424107
Was that Queeblo?

>>10424083
Panera is funny. The staff are all 19 year old losers with no future, the customers are all 80 with nothing but time. It's like an astral anomaly where time stands still. The coffee is perpetually bad and 30 minutes old and the food takes way longer than expected for mediocre results.

Panera is a time vacuum filled with the elderly, high school kids skipping cheer practice, community college students staring at laptops, and awkward business sales meetings involving 0805 capacitors.

>>10423288
I don't know much about that but it nice to just hang out with folk that aren't judging you 24/7.

>>10424188
What fucking Panera's do you use that gets this specific?

How much are you twats getting paid for this panera advertisement. Conversational advertisement much? I think Howard Stern did that the best.

O&A called out ho ho on it.

>>10423717
hash is a patrician's breakfast food

>>10424191
all of them. Before 11 AM it's all old people waiting to die. Noon till 3 you've got HS/CC students skipping class, or shitty biz corporate expense card sales meetings for people selling surface mount inductors, microcontrollers, or commodity machine tools. Sprinkle in some single moms wasting time while their kid plays with an Ipad and the college tutor/student prepping for the SAT and you have Panera.

>>10423804
Holy shit, I went through such a fish stick craze as a kid.

>>10423766
we might have the same dad.

I fucking hate him

>>10424212
looking at this picture made my teeth curl back inside my skull imaging that wood texture

>>10423889
Sounds like me but I'm 26. All my brothers and friends are like this too. Stouffers are pretty much a staple as are eggs and canned chicken noodle soup. For a night out of eating though, usually buffalo wild wings with the occasianl trip to a local family american style restaraunt. Also everyone still wears the same clothes from highschool. This is a cool life in midwest america and i love it

>>10424225
literally same -_-
>>10424212

>>10423717
>>10424207
Why not have a triad of hash?

>>10424251
I'll see that and raise you some Lai Wong Bao, Egg Custard Buns.

>>10415318

>>10424277
Fit for royalty!

>>10424227
Can confirm Midwest life a comfy.
Currently staying in a small farmhouse in the country with my lady and my ridgeback. Our meals consist of pickled veggies, venison/beef, and peppers.
Is it old-folk-core to have dinner at the local American Legion?

>>10424275
meet you there

>>10424128
Butter cookies have always seem meh to me until I actually taste one and remember how great they are.

>>10424282
Seems cool to me. Some folk here because they're insecure make fun of that, but I never have and I'm from NYC. To me that seems damn cool, though family used to have a farm in upstate NY.

>>10423829
delet

>>10415338
blessed be the meek

>>10424298
hahaha yeah

>>10423924
>When grandma didn't have candy so she gave you these

>>10424309
Those would be pennies or something that they gave out on halloween.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy7FzXLin7o&index=56&list=LL9-LAsfMDlZ6DVQGOa7TrUA

I love them all with all my heart and soul but those pennies were hilarious.

>>10424275
Step aside, Ruth

>>10424330
That looks pretty good, what is that?

>>10424168
The only thing old about that is the name. The people who drink olde English are either below drinking age or won’t live past 30

>>10424338
You must be right.

>>10424338
With inside info like that, you should get into Harvard.

>>10417427
mushroom?

>>10424335
bread and butter pudding

>>10424351
My mom who was a professional baker used to make something like that, I think it had raisens in it too. I didn't like that very much.

>>10417801
oh these are fucking delicious

The raisens always looked like embedded flys or something.

>>10418610
Fucking this x100.
I came to hate those things when I was little because I would always get my hopes up thinking there would be cookies in them but it was always just a bunch of junk.
Fuck those things and the grandmas who false advertise with them.

>>10424372

>>10418610
When you get a bit older you'll at old photos and remember and also reflect.

sherry and limoncello

>>10424390
Married?

>>10424362
that's it. i think it's delicious. but then again im old so...

>>10417801
I love those. My italian neighbor used to give us those, god bless her soul.

>>10424407
Billy Joel - Scenes from an Italian Restaurant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=au74rR9lIYQ

>>10424401
I think I'd rather eat hardtack.

>>10424391
what gave it away?

>>10424439
No single guy would drink that, and if dating would not drink that, only a married guy would drink that because if not he'd get smacked in the head by his wife.

>>10424445
who said i drink it? my nan used to though

>>10415318
braunschweiger

>>10424464
I'm good at this, I can't quantify it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0pM5dm--yQ
Tell Her

obligatory old-core

>>10424464
The only thing I can quantify is that I learned a lot from my parents. Maybe someday I'll pass that on to others.

>>10424502
Not just my parents but my family. I'd get by butt kicked if I fucked up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3JFEfdK_Ls
My life

This is serious stuff.

Gin is an old ladies liquor, but I love it.

>>10424521
Licker the bitch up!
It's now or never, now approach the bench!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ph7oZnBH05s

^^ Keeping the faith ^^

>>10424108
cow tales are great

>>10424143
OI LOIK BIG WOIVES, CATHOLIC SHEILAS, AND BEETS ON MAH BURGERS

>>10424542
I used to like those too, I never see those anymore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yYchgX1fMw
Trust

Once trust is lost it can never be gained again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5nYX-iuUFk
Pressure - Bowie

>>10424579
The funny thing about that one is that people are there to see Bowie, not that dumb nigger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsYp9q3QNaQ
Bowie

That dumb nigger is brooklyn starbucks hipster shit.

Useless.

>>10423745
pretty good stuff honestly.

>>10423889
At least your dad likes ethnic food

Taco night was a foreign concept to him when I tried to introduce it

>>10418389
mmmmmmmmmmmm

>>10424703
I haven't seen this pic in years

>>10423720
It's pretty good in Beef Stroganoff.

>>10418389
not even animals eat these

>>10424742
No. No it's not. Also, beef stroganoff is super-easy to make, why the fuck are you using canned soup?

>>10422525
rye bread, liverwurst, pickled beets, go it

I don't know about anyone else but I have an unreasonable love for pic related. I literally have to stop myself from eating the entire container. My guess is because my nana always gave these to my brother and I in place of candy so I still gorge on them.

are u trini ?

>>10424390
What is this

>>10424188
My local Panera is 99% moms.

These things

Bacon, Nutella and avacado

>>10415318
Not seeing these on here yet.

>>10424725
Care to explain?

>>10424703
>>10424725

What am i seeing there?

>>10418591
I've got five bucks saying you don't work in medicine.

All that comfy food

>>10424501
why the fuck are they unwrapped?

>this whole thread

When my grandmother passed away from brain cancer I remembered a sandwich she tried to give me and my brother when we were Young. Neither of us ate it. She got so pissed she called my mother who was out of town at the time to complain. My mother told her "I wouldn't eat that either"
She made us a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Nothing wrong with it at face value.

She used orange marmalade, all natural peanut butter (basically mashed peanuts), on rye bread. At her service I shared this story. After it all her friends said that sandwich sounded really tasty and I swear it must be an old person only thing. That shit is just too much.

>>10423914
Yo
I love me some CLARK
ey man I love dis clark
Ey man...
I luh dis clork
you got real melk choklate inna peenutbutta crunch inna CLAARK

>>10426905
I use those to bait rat traps in my warehouse. They're very firm so the little fuckers can't eat them off the trap without triggering it.

>>10422525
looks like cranberry sauce but nowhere near as delicious

>>10427658
it just tastes like... bland red sugary paste. beets are delicious but canned ones are preserved in a syrup that's about the consistency of 2/3rds maple syrup and 1/3rd water. my elderly parents love canned beets

>>10423834
Holy fuck this. My dad said his mother and father loved them so I gave them a try and they tasted like eating an old womans purse.

>>10417801
I think this is absolutely a brown people problem. I got addicted to these one night, I felt the energy of pure cocaine running trough my veins. Luckily I’m over it… for now.

Damn, old brown people eat the weirdest candy, not necessarily the best or the worst just the oddest, like camote and all that bullshit. Pardon my language.

>>10423924
Not trying to say it's normal or that you should eat this on the regular but in Mexico, people and specially kids used to have 1 (sometimes more) of these with them at all times, shit pic related was always available at my house and my uncle used to give these to me and his 2 sons. Good ol' days.

>>10417870
If done correctly, this can be a god tier side dish.

>>10416713
These?

>>10423726
I opened the freezer at my parents’ house today and there was a bunch of Bob Evans food. I guess 56 is the tipping point

>>10418389
I like those.

>>10427445
Goddamn I love me some multitaskers

>>10426905
I use those to bait children traps in my basement. They're very firm so the little fuckers can't eat them off the trap without triggering it.

>>10419229
Don't bother unless you've got a mandolin.

>>10415318
If Grandma didn't make you pot roast, you lost the life lottery right at the start.

>>10428011
those are fucking great

My copilot is DOGGO!

>>10424225
I remember plastic ones

>>10424372
>just at my grandpa's house yesterday
>he had a bag of these

I don't even know what they are but what the fuck

>>10423717
based corned beef hash poster

Real shit right here

old people love these

>>10424212
I remember that the shop I used to buy these at sold the wooden stick thing for like quarter

>>10423720
Green bean casserole uses this is actually pretty fucking good if it isn't overcooked.

>>10429254
>them onions on the top

>>10423924
As someone with allergies out the ass that give me nasty ass post nasal drip, these are fucking great on bad mornings.

>>10425465
The final boss' lair

>>10415947
my sister loves that shit

>>10423792
>>10423889
Chinese buffets put me on edge that I might be eating dog or some shit.
There's a few nip restaurants in my area and theyre pretty kino

>>10423848
edgy.

>>10427440
what

>>10427440

yo they got soft
pink salmon
great ocean

>>10427440
>>10429534

>>10417870
Dad calls em potatoes all-rotten. I am starting to feel the same way about em.

>>10418389
I like these but they can be trash if they are even a little bit stale.

>>10418427
Dollar stores or anything like that also gas stations.

>>10428786
They are a nice candy. Try one next time.

I am only 31 but i like all of these "old people snacks" Jesus am i getting old already.

>>10423994
this daysue

>>10428873
andes mints are the best

>>10424372
DUDE

>>10418389

I unironically love these

they're banana marshmallows how could you not

>>10430362
>banana
>orange
why the fuck arent they yellow then

>>10430366

>giant orange peanuts that are actually marshmallows but taste like bananas

I don't know what they were thinking when they created them but the absurdity is part of the fun