/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10422646
711 has free snickers bars thats all i know

>>10422646
>habitual shoplifters
you mean kleptomaniacs? go to therapy dude

>>10422646
One time the checkout girl at whole foods rang up my organic bell peppers as conventional

I didn't correct her

I stole 3 liters of coke one time.

>>10422646
Once I went through a Wendys drive through. Order came to 12 bucks or so, I gave the niggress cashier three 5 dollar bills. She gave me back a twenty dollar bill and change. I drove away and enjoyed getting paid to eat.

I stole a fifth of whiskey once because it was after 1:30 AM (when liquor sales stop in my state) and I wasn't drunk enough for my liking. I would've paid like a normal human if it wasn't for the curfew. It was too easy. I just bought ingredients for a meal I intended to make later that week anyway, then said "oops, I forgot the cheese," to the cashier, looped back around and stealthed into the liquor section when no one was looking, slipped the bottle into one of my bags, then grabbed some cheese and paid for it.

>>10422646
>shoplifter
>white

>>10422646
None of us, and why do you habitualy make stupid survey threads without answering yourself?

I under ring myself at self checkouts all the time. It's ezaf and there is zero chance of getting caught, even if you did you could just claim incompetence. I usually shave at least $10 off my bill, which over the course of a year ends up being over $500. Running out the door with a bunch of shit is dumb af tho and typical nigger behavior.

I'm white and I have a job...Only Kangz steal.

>>10422646
>how many of you are habitual shoplifters
haha FBI, you will never catch me

>>10422763
>I under ring myself
how? u just dont scan some of your shit?

>>10422763
I've never done this but where I live (in Canada in a majority white small city) the self-check outs all have someone stationed at them with a monitor that shows all of the transactions in real-time.

Wal-Mart used to have zero security and it was so easy to steal from but they recently installed cameras at every kiosk.

>>10422938
lol I used to steal from WalMart all the time then they hired a security guard to stand at the door.
Now there's this big black dude that has checked my reciepts like 3 times and always gives me the eye when I leave.
I think he knows it was me and is just trying to catch me in the act.

I probably stole about $40k worth of stuff from stores just because I could. I am now a felon because I was caught. Not worth it in the end, but I do have a lot of nice stuff.

You really have to be a fucking loser to steal shit. Even at my lowest I had enough self respect not to do it. I stole spray paint once as a kid and am still ashamed when I think back.

There is no location here that doesn't have cameras plastered all over the ceiling, so it's kind of impossible to get away with it.

>>10422660

I only ever steal grapes. It's basically a compulsion.

Technicaly I steal other stuff by putting like beer and apples and stuff through the self-checkouts as onions and getting a major discount as a result. But that's a microcrime, like using plastic bags and not paying for them (UK only)