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>enter vietnamese restaurant
>it aint me starts playing

>> No.10419209

>>10419202
>a big guy appears

>> No.10419212

>>10419202
>Be white
>Walk into soul food restaurant
>record scratches followed by everyone in the building turing around to look at me

>> No.10421032

>be my dad
>go to local mall for photos with my kids & Santa
>Santa set up in packed food court
>end up next to Vietnamese restaurant
>worker slams down some pans & starts yelling at other worker in Vietnamese
>dad drops for cover & pulls my daughter & I down with him
>snaps to
>kids crying
>dad gets all red-faced & screams shit at workers
>I'm trying to calm kids down & pull him back at the same time
>everyone stops eating/talking & turns to look at us
>security arrives & escorts us out
>dad silently cries all the way home
Christmas, 2011

>> No.10421040

>>10421032
You changed from first person to third person midway through you idiot.

>> No.10421043

>>10419202
https://youtu.be/uA4oHZ6Iilc

>> No.10421064
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>>10421032
Even if your story isn't true I bet that really happened to someone somewhere

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>>10421064
> During a television interview, Harding threatened to shoot the Indiana Pacers' general manager, Mike Storen. Harding also reportedly threatened to shoot teammate Jimmy Rayl while the two were rooming together.[3] According to Peter Benjaminson's The Lost Supreme: The Life of Dreamgirl Florence Ballard, Harding raped Florence Ballard, a member of The Supremes, at knifepoint in 1960.[5][6] Harding was shot dead at a Detroit intersection in 1972, aged 30
God my life is so boring, I'm already older than this guy and what do I have to show for it

>> No.10421252

>>10421073
Very true, unfortunately. He's one of those that has to go to the cottage on the 4th because the fireworks.fuck him up. He has a hard time with a lot of shit; totally fucked in the head.

>> No.10421351

>>10421064
this was literally ryder though.

>> No.10421376

>>10419202
>it aint me
Sorry, I don't recognize this nigger song. I am only assuming that it's nigger music because of the title.

>> No.10421387

>>10421376
I just googled it, it's selena gomez, the chick who got her concert shot up by ISIS in england last year

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>>10421073
>>10421252
serves him right for serving the (((imperialists)))

>> No.10421396

>>10421387
>>10421376
y'all ain't been keeping up on your /tv/ memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40JmEj0_aVM

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>enter applebee's
>waiter ask if i have a case of the mondays

>> No.10421419

>>10419202
>it aint me
It's called Fortunate Son you fucking uncultured swine.

>> No.10421421

>>10419212
I have walked into black bars and clubs. If you walk in there with confidence and act like you are supposed to be there, the niggers in there will come up to you with respect for not being a bitch.

>> No.10421428

>>10419202
What it is vietnamese and Selena Gomez?

>> No.10421446
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10421446

When Giada Delaurentis auditioned for the role as a TV Chef, she only owned one bra. When the cast got their paychecks, the first thing that show's producer bought was a BMW. Giada Delaurentis bought a new bra.

>> No.10421758

>>10421419
no it's unfortunate daughter you RETARD its about not being able to serve in 'nam because you were born female

>> No.10421947

>>10421032
Your dad was in his 60s when you were kids?

>> No.10422015

>>10421064
oh that's where that part of white men can't jump came from

>> No.10422052

There should used to be customer that would show up every other day with a bunch of a $100 bills. He would always order something small like a small drink then pay with a $100 bill, then make another order of a small drink and pay with another $100 bill. He was supposedly homeless. We haven't seen him in a year though.

>> No.10422071

>>10421376
I'm pretty sure he meant Fortunate Son.

>> No.10422398

>>10421446
I'm jacking off to that later.

>> No.10422429

>>10421446
Moar Giadaposting plox

>> No.10422548

>>10422052
You check those bills? 'Cause that is what counterfeiters do.
Or someone that is worried they might have marked bills.

>> No.10422559

>>10421947

Are you illiterate because of a severe mental disorder, or are you just not even trying?

>> No.10422561

>>10422548

I checked and they were real. We even have a machine that verifies $100 bills. The one time he did give us fake money was when he tried paying for food with $1 bills.

>> No.10422584

>>10422561
Huh. Maybe he was one of those dudes you hear about once in a while that has a duffel bag with like 200k in it, all in cash because they don't trust the banks.
Or he had a friend that was a drug dealer (or bank robber) and was trying to spend the money quietly.
Dudes like that are always interesting one way or another.