/ck/ - Food & Cooking

yogurt is brown people food
Flyovers have creme fraiche

>>10419249
Akshually

>>10419249
NYC pizza and even they visited to NYC would stay in Times Square and would stick to the restaurants there so they can have their comfortable Dominos.

>>10419249
cream top yogurt is pretty normal now

flyovers will NEVER EVER enjoy the rich feeling of being stuck in traffic for 15 minutes because some slow ass chicana grandmother won't make a left turn until there are no cars in either lane 100 miles in either direction.

>>10419459
LA?

Seafood

>>10419253

crem fraiche is pink people food.
Flyovers have Chinese buffets

>>10419448

NYC pizza is the mlst boring, generic, lowest common denomination pizza ever invented. Even dominos or pizza hut have more depth and integrity than that shit.

>>10419659
How now brown cow?

>>10419659
If you were so much better at it then people would be lining up for it wouldn't they, and you'd be a billionaire. Apparently neither are happening so GTFO!

Or a riot.

>>10419249
I live about as close to the middle of the country as you can get and I've been eating Brown Cow my entire life.

>brown cow
Flyover as fuck
Get on my level

>>10419666
no one lines up for pizza in NYC YOU STUPID FUCKING COASTIE FAGGOT. THEY SELL IT FOR 50 CENTS A SLICE BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS IT!

>>10421349

>>10419448
Detroit pizza > NYC pussy "slices".

>>10421361
>crust blackened with what looks like tire marks and car exhaust
>disgusting layer of grime on top
yep, it's detroit style alright.

>tfw miss being a flyover
California, Denver is 80% you shmucks anyway, just airlift it and take it away.

>>10421361
Yeah right, nigger slices compared to NYC. GTFO!

>>10421392
Detroit is known for nothing except crime and niggers, don't even try to put that bullshit on NYC.

>>10421361
>Rectangle pizza on a circle pizza pan

This is why Detroit is a post-apocalyptic wasteland.

>>10421352
That's pretty funny, the hipster with the purse looking at the camera. Must be brooklyn shit.

>>10421361
That looks pretty good. We have better looking stuff at high school caferterias then that shit. Are you trolling or do you take that seriously?

>>10421361
You're a sad lot, even our hospital shit looks better than that.

>>10419249
oh my god, my life has no meaning now, how will I ever live without plain yogurt.

>>10421503
Watch Dr Phil and Oz and Oafra?

There's always a california cult waiting just for you!

had some brown cow in my fridge that i havent touched since i bought it last week
just cracked it open and im eating it with some blueberries
fucking delicious

Things dumb coasties will never enjoy pic related

>coasties
yeah enjoy the gays, mexicans, homeless and shit and drug needles everywhere

>>10419249

>>10422852
What are you implying

>>10422796
But we have this

>>10422883
Anon is implying implications, oh the horrors!

Yogurt makes my shits hard as rock. Once I had to grab and pull my shit out by hand because it got stuck and I couldn't take it anymore. Haven't eaten yogurt since.

>>10422913
Dannon's used to have these disc things on the tops that one could release, we used to release them them flick them at each other and other people. Good times!

>>10419448
You can get way better pizza in Chicago than in New York. I'm not talking about deep dish either.

>>10422946
Keep dreaming, if that's all you have to keep you alive then go with what you can. NYC people know better. Chicago's a shithole, deny that all you want but it's true.

>>10421490
>hipster
What planet are you living on?

>>10422954
You are all over the place with this reply. Try again and stay on topic.

>>10422946
Have you ever, be honest now if you can, that wants to go to Chicago?

>Stonyfield Farm
It's based in New Hampshire. I don't think NH is anything other than a flyover. In fact, Stonyfield has sold to Lactalis. So Brown Cow is going to be literally everywhere.

>>10422969
I avoid brooklyn starbucks types. I didn't grow up there and avoid it.

>>10422983
>starbucks types
You mean extremely generic looking transplant women in their 20s?

That man is poorly dressed and not in the "rich kid LARPing as a poor kid" way, not in the "look how tacky and outrageous I can be and no one can stop me" way, not even in the "dadcore/normcore" way that sorta passes for a Brooklyn hipster these days. Just a straight up "I shop at Kohls because I don't really give a shit about clothes" way. Basically as un-hipster as you can get.

I think you avoid more than just Brooklyn Starbucks types. You avoid going outdoors, period.

>>10423013
No, I mean fedora looking faggots. The hot chicks are in Manhatten, UES.

>>10423017
t. space alien who attempted to infer what "cool people" in new york look like based on 4chan memes

>>10423022
Infer what you want, that's not my problem. Inferring things seems to be your problem.

>>10423029
I don't need to infer anything. You need a better data set than what you're finding here. Hipsters don't go to starbucks nor do they wear fedoras. People in general do not wear fedoras in real life. Go outside.

>>10423055
But you just said that were inferring.
Oh wait you're not a space alien?

>>10423055
Like a dataset from you? hahahahahaha!
Yeah ok, that sounds reasonable. GTFO!

Now go back to Chicago!

>>10423060
And that isn't even a meaningful English sentence. Your invasion isn't going to go well, John.

>>10423085
Invasion of what? Chicago, no, you can keep that shithole for yourself.

>>10423092
Are you having a stroke?

>>10423094
No, I'm laughing at you though.

cottage cheese is better than yogurt anyway

The only thing I can think of that came of Chicago that was good was that 1980s movie Risky Business.

>>10423117
... music by Tangerine Dream.

All yall yuppie faggots dont know SHIT yhear?

>>10419249
Apparently some high dining cuisines that uses raw meat, such as oysters, sashimi, beef tartare, or carpaccio. People are retarded

>>10421418
you're thinking of chicago. and cleveland. and indianapolis, buffalo, baltimore, st. louis, etc.

>>10419249
lrfiyh

>>10424962
It's actually a good thing. It allows pizza to be a very social event, less messy, and can be split up and held easier.

We like to play games, smoke, drink, laugh, watch TV, and be able to put our hands on each other without getting your nasty coastie pizza grease everywhere. That's why the cuts are smaller, square, and the crust is stiffer and crisper.

>>10422886
>plastic
you are like little baby