/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10416070
>eating like a cuck

I dip my pizza in ranch starting from the tip and not just the crust

>>10416070
I dont use plates. I eat off my cutting board

>>10416070
This is how I eat pizza irl. It's the thinking man's approach really.

I used to always leave behind the pointy tip on fries.

>>10416070

Yes I put nutella on pepperoni pizza

>>10416070
>never seen him before
>no sound
>still know exactly what his voice sounds like

>>10416070
>eat crust first off of pizza and sandwiches
>eat the muffin from the bottom up
>make hard ice cream into soft ice cream by mashing it with a spoon for like 6 minutes

At the age of eightish I decided knives were unnecessary cutlery and have not used one since (except for steak knives).

10 bucks this guy takes it up the ass irl

>>10416139
Do you sit while you pee?

>>10416133
MODS!!!!

>>10416270
I agree only with the pizza crust part, otherwise youre a plebeian

I ate spaghetti from my sink today

i eat my food and just shit it out again

my buddies make fun of me all the time for weird shit i do
>eat all crust off sandwich first
>pour bowl of chips, eat broken ones before eating whole ones
>eat flavored candies in order of least favorite flavor to favorite flavor
>eat similar flavored candies (ie. M&Ms) by least favorite color to favorite color, also sorting by size of candy
>have a tendency to eat foods part by part, ie. eating the chocolate, caramel, and then cookie of a twix
>allow Crunch bars to melt in my mouth before eating all the crispy rice at once
>eat food on my plate in order from least to most favorite
>do not allow foods to mix unless they were mixed during cooking
>never leave anything on my plate at a restaurant, it's either eaten or coming home

>>10417580
That's just smart desu

>>10416889
What, The fuck?

>>10416070
I take my pizza crusts and open them up at the seam
Then I fold it over onto itself so the soft part is facing out

>>10416070
when i used to eat pizza pockets id eat the filling first then savour the virgin dough

>>10417580
>have a tendency to eat foods part by part, ie. eating the chocolate, caramel, and then cookie of a twix
Doesn't that make a huge mess? The others I can see (and do, mostly) but what the hell is the point of the last one?

I randomly puke up chunks in my mouth like 20 mins after meal and enjoy the mains + dessert together

Been happening since aslong as i can remember, its mostly involuntary. Am i the only one? Surely not

>>10416351
I'm not a knuckle-dragging neanderthal, so yes. It's really the only option.

I like to rip flour tortillas lengthwise into strips and eat them that way

>>10417679
it is absolutely more messy than eating it regularly. i can't give a reasonable explanation. it is completely unreasonable. i do the same thing with swiss cake rolls. chocolate covering first, chocolate cake as much as i can, then frosting. makes an absolute mess but i get to eat a log of straight frosting at the end which is quite tasty.

>>10416070
I use a lot of napkins. Like around 10 per meal. Even if one is still good to use I just get a fresh one

I never squirt sauce out of sauce packets to make a dip zone, I just tear the packet and suck a tiny bit into my mouth after each bite. It's a lot less messy, havent used dip zones since I was a kid, unless I want to share food with someone else.

>>10417722

The reverse colostomy bag method, very nice

>>10417656
My new sink really looks like a ceramic plate and it is really clean too,I just ate it there too take refuge from my bitching mom.
You can just drain all the water with the adjustable sink thingey

>>10416279
> Not using your EDC knife after washing in a men's bathroom at a corner gas station

Niles crane in the modern adaption of frasier

>>10416262
Same. He sounds like the German DJ on GTA San Andres SFUR Radio

>>10416070
I always eat more of my least favorite things on the plate first so I have more of my favorite left to finish off the meal.

>>10417708

I do the same thing.

>>10416070
I want to punch this faggot

>>10417846
Isn't this literally everyone. This isn't weird in the slightest.

Pretty tame but
>always eat fries first unless there is an overabundance
>only drink coffee cold or room temp
>always take a burrito/wrap completely out of the wrapping before eating, regardless of dripping
>lick serrated knifes clean
>eat fried fish by hand; I don't cut it up
>sausage I stick on a fork and take bites of it whole instead of cutting
>eat steak same as sausage unless I'm at a restaurant

>>10417580
I use chopsticks to eat chips because I dont want fucking oil and shit on my mouse/keyboard

>>10416351
most of the time when im pissing im also shitting so yes

I eat off aluminum foil and a paper towel sometimes when i'm too lazy to wash a plate.

>>10417892
>>10417846
Isn't it better to eat your favorite thing first while it's most fresh?

>>10416070
I eat lemons. I cut them in half and eat half a lemon with every lunch. Everything but the skin.

>>10416270
>eat muffins from the bottom up
It baffles me that everyone doesn’t do this

>>10419208
How long does it take for you to eat a meal that you're worried about it losing it's freshness

>>10416070
I tend to eat the bits of the meal I don't like first. This ritual gives me the strength to eat the nasty stuff because then I can reward myself with the delicious stuff after

>>10419370
I know right? It's saving the best for last, it only seems logical

>>10419370
not throwing out the stumps

i eat slices of onion with mustard
fit memed me into trying it and i like it

>>10417756
mods are asleep post sink

>>10416070

I eat oatmeal by just pouring milk over it, adding berries and honey for flavor. Basically I eat oatmeal like Cereal.

I can't stand eating oatmeal normally now.

Tapatio hot sauce mixed into ramen noodles, sometimes add an egg, sometimes chop up hot dogs too but never egg + hot dog

>>10416070
I always eat my sides first, especially if they're veggies I'm not fond of, and save my protein as a palate cleanser.

>>10419287
Please tell me you brush your teeth at least because I can't imagine that amount of citric acid being good for your mouth or stomach anon.

>>10419153
Clever

>>10419571
Likewise. There's no real other way.

>>10416070
this might be the most effeminate way of eating a pizza I've ever seen

Not me but my Korean gf does. She cuts pizza with a pair of scissors. It always irritates me but she claims that it's a normal thing over there.
Oh yeah, and she puts mustard on it.

>>10417580
>>pour bowl of chips, eat broken ones before eating whole ones
I'll do you one better. I eat the chips from smallest to largest.

>>10416070
Yeah. About 50 hours after I swallow food I always get the irresistible urge to spray it out of my bum. Every time.

>>10419619
I put maple bacon seasoning in it.

>>10419571
>>10419619
Don't you guys get massive fart problems? I did when I was eating dry oats.

I eat kiwis whole by just biting into them (2 bite method) or by just putting them in my mouth and chewing them (1 bite).

>>10417694
You're ducked. Get help.

>>10416070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQbI76qFU6g

>>10417696
Do you have trouble aiming while standing or something? Not trying to insult you but it's far more efficient to stand if you just need to pee.

I put apple sauce on my rice. Im not sure if the correct word would be apple compote.

>>10416070
i like to eat things together, like if i get a burger and fries i take a bite of burger and eat a few fries right after in the same mothful
i don't get people who can eat the entire burger before starting with the fries

>2018
>not owning a pizza glove
I shiggy diggy doo

>>10416070
I have a habit of chewing chicken bones. Everything aside from the shaft of a long bone.

>>10420012
Don't want last urine drops falling inside my pants m8. If you sit and pee you can finish urinating and wash your penis with water.

>>10416070
Sometimes I'll eat out of whatever I cooked in
Like sometimes I'll just leave whatever it is in the measuring cup if I'm making like... instant rice or something.

>>10416270
Microwave ice cream

>>10416133

>>10416154
The best part though

>>10420012
On the contrary, bladder emptying efficiency is much higher when sitting, and it's much easier to empty all the urine in your bladder and therefore not experience leakage after you have completed your bathroom visit.

>>10416070
>Spend two minutes scanning the outside of an apple and digging every brown spot out with a spoon to discard later
>Proceed to eat the apple in an extremely specific fashion
>One row of bites around the top
>One row of bites around the bottom
>No skin left
>One row of bites around the top
>One row of bites around the bottom
>Tiny row of bites around the middle
>Left with perfectly symmetrical apple core

Every single lunch break for the last six years

My colleagues think I'm weird. I know I'm weird.

>>10417694
You might want to see a doctor about that.

Your teeth are probably beyond fucked by this point.

>>10419723
Cutting with scissors isn't a big deal, it's usually less messy since a pizza cutter can slide the toppings and cheese around too much.

>>10417892
I usually eat things that are hot and seem like they will cool down faster first, and then things that are eaten cool or that seem like they will stay hot later.

>>10417694
Youre not alone, anon. It's called rumination syndrome. The only thing for it is to focus on breathing with your diaphragm. Good luck bruh.

>>10417371
Fucking weirdo

>>10416070
I don't eat animal products. Isn't it weird? I think it's only a kept by sophisticated people, who really understand what humans as part of nature should be.

>>10416070
I can't eat anything unless I'm watching a video of something.

>>10423182
How about scat porn vids

>>10423185
Only when I'm having chocolate pudding.

>>10423182
You reminded me of someone who ate flan while googling for pictures of flan.

I don't snap my KitKat into fingers I just unwrap (without scoring the foil) and eat them all in one.