/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10407223
Nice Jack webm.

>>10407344
It clearly says wolfepit in the corner

>>10407344
>>Nice Jack webm

I want to suck Jack's cum out of Tammy's pussy after a 2 hour long fuck session where both of them hadn't bathed for 4 days

>>10407348
Jack started a new chanel?

>>10407363
Nah that nigga is wolfpit, some fat ass that reviews tv dinners, canned food and other types of processed garbage.

>>10407223
how get out no break eggs???????

THREADLY REMINDER TO VEGETARIANS AND VEGANS TO TAG THEIR POSTS SUCH

Will eliminate unwanted views of webms full of meat

TY

>>10407394
What the fuck are you talking about

>>10407380
Jack?

>>10407400
it only concerns the vegetarians and vegans sweaty, move along now

>>10407640
this dude is skinnyfat as fuck

>>10407640
HOW

what do you guys use to convert to webm?

>>10407394

>>10407685
he is speaking for the good of VEGETARIANS and veaganas

>>10407640
must he liquidate all those eggs before he can exit the structure?

>>10407681
>dull knife
>cutting on a plate on a cutting mat
>tomato cut unevenly
>bison still mooing
>cheese not melted
>bun not toasted
>that hideous ring

>>10407685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71H_OWDjRcE

>>10407692
needs more sugar

>newfags thinking OPs post is jack and not based wolfepit

kys faggots

>>10407223
>disgusting fluorescent yellow plastic cheese flavored squares
What the fuck?

>>10407694
>implying I'm not well aware of this

>>10407713

You seem to be unfamiliar with 4chan posting culture. /ck/ is a Trump free zone, anon. We'll give you a pass this one time, but now that you know please refrain from it in the future. Thank you, and enjoy yourself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Klhfo6sB4N4

>>10407713
I hate the man but he is fun to watch
That's probably why he got elected in the first place

>>10407764

>>10407640
Out, no break?

>>10407713
Trump official /ck/ mascot when?

>>10407791
That and Hillary blew ass

>>10407764

>>10407791
what do you hate about him

>>10407764
you are retarded.

>>10407422

Nah wolfpit is a different guy but jack at least had SOME humility. Wolfpit is most likely a human tapeworm. I wouldn't watch his (wolfpit's) videos desu.

/pol/ please go
its really sad how deluded you all are

>>10407764
Haha no
Go back to facebook

>>10407899
>a few webms of Trump posted in the thread
>"OMG FUCKING POL PLEASE LEAVE YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING DELUDED REEEEE"

Imagine being this fragile

>>10407924
>someone says something mean about your chatroom
>"Instead of ignoring it and carrying on, let me throw a gigantic tantrum"

Literally sjw tier

>>10407710
That was beautiful anon

Rest in Peace, Warrior for Freedom

>>10407640
>filename

>>10407640
MODS

>>10407713
Fiji water on my wrist

>>10408549
Calories per serving:1500

>>10408627
Sodium per serving: 10 grams

Help, there was a video of jack reviewing pho. He talked about how much he liked it and the meat, then said there were noddles at the bottom but you dont have to eat them. It may be on another channel but I cant find the video.

>>10408448
is that Ariel Rebel?

>>10407869
Jack?

>>10407764
shut up you fucking fag

>>10408682
Oui.

>>10407681
>you said you wanted it medium rare, dude

>>10407713
Man, he got that label straight to the camera, perfectly level, before and after drinking.
These are the skills that made him his fortune.

>>10407640
does he throw the eggs to the floor?

>>10407764
>We'll give you a pass this one time
>We'll
>We

>>10407676
what

>>10407764

>>10407764

>>10408763
yup, he flails his arms until all the eggs are broke. then he proceeds stomping on the egg shells. he keeps going never to look back at his vendor stall. after all that; he goes to hunt down the virgin and kills him to ensure that he is a mighty Chad.

>>10408549
wtf is this even supposed to be? There are Mexican casseroles but this is not one I am familiar with.

>>10407223
the wolfe pit kinda looks that one actor whose name I forget

>>10408829
Trump posting belongs in /pol/ this is Jackpost territory

>>10409012
ron pearlman?

>>10407682
Mohamed

>>10409081
Salt bae and Guy are also acceptable too

>>10408549
Literally prison mash.

>>10408448
tfw you see a girl you normally would rate fairly hot doing something fucking repulsive

>>10408549
the long nails only add to the disgust

>>10409081
>Jack
This is now a Beast thread.

>>10409317
he should be /ourguy/. fuck Harley faggot, the money whore.

>>10409322
>Mexico
>Flour tortillas
Seriously did BuzzFeed do any fucking research also why is the Czech one so repulsive sounding

>>10409333
I forgot epic mealtime even existed

>>10409357
Everyone did.

>>10409360
It got replaced by better channel's

>>10409317
>Attempt to have a good day by eating a 6lbs breakfast bagel like an absolute boss
>Finish the filling
>Proceed to struggle against the carbs
>Give up, doubled over wasted on the booth bench
>Have a bad day instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvwIZO3EgRs

I like him a lot, he seems like a really nice guy.

>>10409366
I would almost never say that Jack's channel is a better replacement for anything, but I'll make an exception here. Hellthy Junk Food too.

>>10407640
How does he sell so many eggs before they expire?

>>10409357
SAOWCE

>>10409376
He has VERY GOOD eggs.

>>10409375
almost anything would be a step up from EMT shit, Jack for all his retardation and lack of skills genuinely tries

>>10409372
the background music he uses in his videos are comfy af

>>10409400
That patron looks as if he's about to cry over how tender those ribs are.

>>10409487
or thats a bowl of coke in front of him and he's tweaking out?

Always brightens my day

>>10409487
I'll bet his nipples are at peak erection by the time the second bone comes out

>>10407422
>Jack?

wolfpit isn't as classy as jack

>>10409506
my dick should shrivel back inside me. how dare that faggot rip the bones out. thats the fun of ribs. i want to do that shit. let me experience how tender they are.

>>10407640

i would eat one of his egg sandwiches

Ja/ck/ wouldn't be stuck in the egg fortress for long...

no, not our Ja/ck/

>>10409322

>Japan
>lime
>broccoli
>in fucking ramen
>Raw egg dropped right into broth

They clearly didn't research this at all.

gyudon, yakiniku, curry, yakitori etc. any of these things would have been good answers.

>>10409287
>the long nails only add to the disgust

That's the worst part for me... I can just imagine biting into one of those in that disgusting mush.

The mush, that's the sort of shit that always shows up at one of our company potlucks. And the whore who brings it always runs around congratulating herself on it when it's just a sloppy gop of fat and cheese, like he disgusting twat.

>>10407713
I'm not one to cry "fake news" all the time but when CNN make a frontpage story out of this, Trump taking a sip of water, you really do have to wonder how seriously they can be taken as a news source.
Like him or hate him, you should be pretty tired of the MSM blowing up about every little insignificant thing the man does.
"Trump takes sip of water" "Trump gets two scoops of ice cream" "Trump likes his steak well done"
NOBODY GIVES A SHIT

>>10407710
>>10407757
She was too good for this world. Pure kino.

>>10409531
I can see him tripping and destroying the whole tower in a gooey mess

>>10409400
Oh God, surely that guy is an actor.

I left an ammo can with a bag of sealed pot buried at GPS N 32.93325 W 112.70363 for anyone that wants it. I will be unable to travel back and get it.

>>10409366

that fucking cow tongue

>>10407836
He's racist and is older than Hillary even though he got everyone to complain about Hillary being old.

>>10409568
but he's not racist

>>10409562
a pretty juicy cache

>>10407764
>this entire post
i guess ill give you a (You), nigger

>>10408768
i like to think somewhere out there that someone made this post unironically

>>10408760
no he didnt you retarded nigger

>>10409569
Then you're probably racist yourself. Racists rarely recognize their own racism and will always move the goalposts so they can think of themselves as not racist.

>>10407764
Why do I keep seeing this exact same post. Is it a pasta?

>>10409568
Please enlighten us with your facts and evidence.

>>10409604
The pig is disgusting but that made me really want some chocolate cake.

>>10409600
k
continue being a spoiled little minority who can commit actual crimes and be forgiven and get affirmative action shit.

>>10409632
He's not wrong about some racists, democrats are the worst racists abound and they think they're the good guys.

>>10407764
based

>>10409561
Some used-to-be-super-poor guy who kicked around a ball really really good and won a bunch of ball-kicking championships all while snorting millions of dollars of coke. A national treasure of ours.

>>10409568
>He's racist and
As racist as anyone else, and much less than Clinton. Super predators etc.
>is older than Hillary even though he got everyone to complain about Hillary being old.
No, not about her being old, but about her being in bad health. Which is undeniably true.

So your excuse for not lying a politician is "CNN said he's a meanie"? Not his campaign platform or past behavior? You can't be too bright.

>>10407640
Hey Eggfort poster.

Yore.
Ugleh.

>>10409317
just watching him pour that glass made me want to vomit

>>10409400
incredible, the way the bone effortlessly slides away from the succulent meat without any resistance or residual mess. Perfection.

>>10409950
And she will probably only eat not even a 1/4 of it.

>>10409966
calm down lardass, you can still have your 11 pints of ice cream

>>10409996
figured that typical snappy retort was coming. i'm not a fatfuck but seeing all that exquisite food and realizing how much of it will go to waste disgusts and upsets me.

>>10407681
mmm juicy

>>10409353
>>10409538
>buzzfeed
you really should know better by now . theyre the absolute worst

>>10409531
>the way he breaks the egg
god i hate this man

>>10407640
This webm should be a bannable offense at this point.

>>10407640
EGG

>>10409964
>THESE GRILLED CHEESE NACHOS LOOK INCREDIBLE
they look like garbage
>THIS GIRL FUCKIN LOVES THEM
she's dead on the inside
>ITS IN THE PHILIPPINES
eugh

>>10409400
That customer is incredibly gay.

>>10410150
He really loves the meat

ribeye steak 1$ something seems fishy. hehe

>>10409333
more harley hate pics like this

>>10410150

That's what a ((cultured)) europoor looks like.

>>10409322

>England
>chips and cheese

Which fucking alternate timeline is this?

>>10409400
Why even put the bones in in the first place?

>>10408448
A GIRL WHO CAN'T COOK IS UGGO AND UCKY

>>10407710
Holy shit this is next level

>>10410191

The bones are built into the package, anon. Even you are a spooky skeleton under all that flub.

>>10407764
kys soyboy /ck/ is a /pol/ rightful clay, fuck off

>>10409526
I started making them like that, pretty neat

>>10407682
Webm for retards

>>10407764
>Trump free zone
GET 'EM, /SIP/ BOYS!!

>>10410136
wew lad. They look like decent nachos.

>>10409400
It's Maradona hamming because he's on camera and think's he'll:
1. Eat for free
2. Be populare!

>>10409950
10/10 would smash

>>10408448
lol that's Ariel Rebel. I had no idea she became a memetastic thot food blogger. I guess her porn career dried up and she needed something else to do.

>>10409964
Why does every single one of these videos feel like they are written by the biggest faggot in the world?

>>10410382
It's sad really. The recipes are so trailer trash that they make chef boyardee seem like fine italian dining.

>>10410150
That's Maradona.

>>10410404
>written
They're videos, not books. You don't write videos, idiot. You film them.

>>10409848
He's pretty great.

>>10407640

How does he get out without breaking all the eggs?

>>10410421
>has words on it
How about you learn how to fucking read you wasted ejaculate.

>>10409353
Most taquerias, if not all, give you the option of flour tortillas. At least in the North.

>>10410404
we live in a world of clickbait trash. they make this shit because it requires zero effort and gets millions of views/shares on normiebook.

>>10410418
I always thought she looked borderline retarded. Guess her cooking skills confirm my suspicion.

>>10409322
>Brazil, Turkey and Italy

>>10410440
>I always thought she looked borderline retarded
Most "porn actresses" literally are. (see hannah hays)

>>10407790
why are vegans like this?

>>10407676
?????????

>>10407676
holy shit jamie got old

>>10409550
пoкa

>>10409353
Their expressions and movements are so exaggerated. I think I read somewhere it's the same with the Sonic cartoons and that's why the autists love them; even they understand what the characters are supposed to feel because it's crammed down your throat with no subtlety.
I've noticed in some anime they go as far as saying these things as well as expressing them nonverbally.
Some anime girl eats a huge meal and instead of just looking surprised the beta faggot who inexplicably lives with her and nine other girls says out loud "wow, you ate the whole meal. There was so much!" And every scene is like this. It's exactly how I'd make a programme for very young children.
I don't understand how adults can watch this shit. I'm sick of it and I almost only encounter it in reaction images and webms like that one.

>>10410549
Modern anime is pretty stupid and is made for kids.

>>10407764

>>10409487
>>10410150
That's Diego Maradona. He used to be a very famous football (soccer) player. Now he's nothing.
I assure you he's not sober in that webm. He was more famous for his cocaine habit than his football skills to some people.

>>10409703
Me.

>>10409500
I'm not saying we should kill the ones we have already; once you put a child into the world you have an obligation to care for it.
But I don't think we should produce more of these mongols now that we have screening procedures and safe abortions available.
Iceland have already eliminated Down's syndrome simply by scanning for symptoms in fetuses and aborting the ones that are positive for it.

>>10410549
Anon, it may be hard to believe, but a lot of people in Japan (mostly women) actually behave like that.

>>10409474
>http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-sriracha-may-move-ln-20140416-story.html

>>10408448
PArt 2

>>10409950
Why do they bring what is apparently a dessert while the clients haven't even touched their main dish?

>>10409357
They used to be creative, but just turned into big hacks who just made large sized versions of things and jewed out to corporations.

>>10407692
>tfw you see him dump in the sugar and you shouted "WHY?" at your computer screen in a keening tone

>>10410382
>>10410418
It's a short lived vlog made in quebec making trashy receipes.

NSFW
https://vimeo.com/84618363

>ALLLRIGHTTT MOÉ C'EST PAT ELLE C'EST KAT

>>10410606
I am surprised that the creator of EMT, Harley (((Morenstein))), would sell out.

>>10410599
I just wish she didn't have such huge roastbeef cuntlips

>>10408020
What's with all the newfigs who only just discoved this webm?
Are they from a different board?

>>10410622
pics or you're lying

>>10410608
>>10410622
I wish she'd have done proper porn while she was still young and hot. Buttstuff and the like.
Pretty sad to see her clinging to what little fame there is like that. She was supposed to use that money for college and get a real job before she got too old and plainlooking.
Hell, Taylor Rain is a hotshot real estate agent now.

>>10410644
Yeah, she's been at it for a while now, but I still think she's really cute. Except for her ugly kiddie shitter of course lol
She's still teasing though, only sucking off a dick here and there, there's also some sort of sex video, but no real penetration. Fucking cunt

>>10410644
>Taylor Rain is a hotshot real estate agent now.
I really want this to be true. I hope she is happy. Because she didn't look very happy when shooting porn

I googled "daikon in kimchi" and the first thing that pops up is Ariel Rebels food blog. I had no idea she was into food. Found it by accident

>>10410701
maybe you just google too much porn.

>>10409568
holy shit youre a faggot.
>hes RAYCISS
i wish. he obviously doesnt give a single fuck about race, sadly. in case you havent noticed, higher concentration of whites=higher quality of life, prosperity, and wealth. This is why white neighborhoods are expensive to live in. we literally pay a large premium to not live around black people and mexicans. nobody PAYS to get away from whites do they? think about that before you start crying about raysizm. its also a useless buzzword, use your big boy words if you want to express yourself.
>trump did X to show how he doesnt like Y people
something like that would be a start. just spouting RACISS like a liberal retard makes you look like a woman.
all trump cares about is making money, he treats everything like a business deal, and the only way he even gives a fuck about race is that he doesnt know much about non whites because hes been rich his whole life. he knows blacks are late paying rent when he used to collect rents in the 70s. thats about it. grow up or stay on facebook.

>>10410536
poor taco is pissing itself out of fear

>>10410177
but he is american anon

>>10409844
based ugleh poster

>>10409604
Imagine fucking her while she eat that nasty cake

>>10407791
He got elected because Hillary is a lying snake that is responsible for more murders than most criminals.

>>10411209
Isn't 1 murder more than most criminals?

>>10410622
That's not her problem, her problem is that her vagina looks like its aged 80 years.

>>10411212
most murderers*

>>10407640
Can someone explain to me what's wrong with this webm?

>>10409531
Kek
Why is the egg like that tho.. Too old?

>>10410437
Every Mexican from Mexico I have ever met which is a decent amount here in the fine state of Arizona have always told me pretty consistently that tacos should be on corn tortillas with extra lime, flour tortillas are white people shit, the majority of them are from Mexico City though so maybe it's a tourist/local thing there

>>10410567
dumb weebshit

>>10409604
anon-chef pass me the sauce please.

>>10410680
>Because she didn't look very happy when shooting porn
but that's the best kind of porn girl, the ones that visibly hate it. Like Allie Sin.

>>10410644
She's probably worth a fuckton of money if she did it right. Maybe not rich but at least several hundred grand in the bank.

>>10411288
i am big fuck blind europoor and i didnt saw down left corner at first nevermind

>>10409012
Samuel L Jackson?

>>10409322
>chips and cheese
>cheese sauce

delet this and never post it again

>>10409400

>>10407764
>>>/g/
>>>/e/
>>>/t/
>>>/out/

>>10411238
Yes, fresh eggs should have a deep orange color. This one looks like it's been in his fridge for a month.

>>10411276
jesus christ how horrifying

>>10409322
Been to England 10 times and have never seen chips served like that.

>>10410446
>DANCE PARTY!

>>10412180
that isn't even remotely appetizing

if you are going to eat dogshit garbage, at least eat something that tastes good

>>10407223
For as shitty as this started out, the end result turned out much better than I had expected.

>>10410420
>>10410560
....and?

>>10409349
why is the nutella so wet?

>>10412180
I heard you like carbs, so we put a carbs on your carbs.

>>10410921
You posted that in the last thread and nobody thought it was funny

>>10412229
Right? I mean the whole sandwich probably costs like $6 but it probably tastes decent enough to be worth it since that is ribeye it's just hella thin. 9/10 would have for lunch

>>10412333
Is no one going to say anything about the worrying amounts of cheese this person has in their fridge?

>>10412350
>he doesn't have a cheese fridge

>>10411257
>>10409353
I just spent a few days in Monterrey, there were flour tortillas available at most places, although corn was more commonly ordered.

>>10412360
Actually asked one of my friends this morning and he said it typically considered a white person thing but that yeah it's kinda both like mostly looked down on in Mexico City because it's all the tourists order so locals think less of you for getting flour, although he said it was just more common everywhere in the country to get corn you are only really judged for it in cities that are big tourism spots, we had a decent chat about it and it's different than the ones you find here like some are more like thin stuffed papusa cakes than what we think of as tortillas still called tacos though

>>10407764
The amount of complete retards replying to this bait is a yardstick for how stupid this board has gotten.

>>10412396
Yeah, don't get me wrong, I cringed at the flour tortillas that were in that webm, because it was clearly a shit storebought brand as opposed to a flour tortialla you'd find in MX, which are typically smaller, less fluffy, and more fatty(?).

>>10412407
You're a yardstick for how stupid you've become, idiot.

>>10407710
how do I save her

>>10410424
This is tide-pod retarded.

>>10409524
How can you reply to the wrong post. This is /ck/ shits so slow moving.

>>10407223
>mayo on a cheesesteak
Disgusting.

>>10411362
>fresh eggs should have a deep orange color
no, it depends on the breed of chicken and its diet

>>10411276
Sauce?

>>10410680
women who do porn aren't even human anymore. they can die for all anybody cares

>>10409283
>useless pornstar only good for her holes tries to do anything else in life
literally what do you expect

>>10409562
what do they call that wash?

>>10412333
I had a korean version of this a week ago and it destroyed my stomach. They were like tiny greasy noodle sausages

>>10409322
What the FUCK is with the ramen?

>>10409322
I hope the buzzfeed office gets a direct hit from a North Korean nuke

>>10412297
nuke it in the microwave for a couple seconds

>>10412350
No because i knew some autist like you was going to.

>>10409322

>Iran: Not 12 lashes for alcohol (And even if the prophet isn't looking after dark you had a Sosis Bandari which is made with pork sausage.)

>>10412333
watch the video. it's 65% water and salt, and the meat has been coated with preservatives, as you can see in the video.

get out the way bitches, here comes some real OG's

>>10407713
I'm exceedingly happy I voted for this man.

>>10409500
this kid was killed recently in the violence in south africa.

>>10409317

>>10412933
>last seconds
>shots fired
kek

>>10410424
T-they're sugar bulbs, rr-right?
Surely a relatively normal looking person wouldn't intentionally eat glass.

>>10413103
Actually, he explained an interesting little factoid about glass bulbs: if you grind them really thin, they revert to their original state as sand, and that makes them safe to eat.

>>10412983
I want a source on that before it ruins my mood

anyone else hate when this happens while you're picking up groceries?

>>10407686
NOO going into that room temp oil

>>10413159
>at publix
>looking for gluten free cookies
>feel shorts being ripped off
>turn around
>fucking grocery store jester skipping off with my shorts calling me "cookie fag"
>run out of store crying while everyone laughs and cheers on the jester
>didnt get the cookies
>sat in car crying for 20 minutes in my underwear after realizing my keys,phone, and wallet were in my shorts

>>10411319

looks like it was infected

>>10413136
I'd love to see these 2 take a flight over to Darfur and see how they interact with locals. Give em a couple of guns, send em out to battle, and watch as they get torn up by a rain f bullets

>>10413201

You should always lock your car.

>>10413159
Yeah there's always dumb chicks tearing off each other's clothes and running around in thongs in front of me. So fucking annoying when I'm just trying to get to the sriracha.

>>10413136
Getting some slight gay vibes from this desu ne.

>>10413136
giving the internet to normies was a mistake

>>10409568
>He's racist
stopped reading here lmao

>>10413159
It doesn't even reveal that much more though

>>10407380
You just discribed Jack.

>>10413159
wow it's absolutely nothing

>>10413296
Not as good without the Mortal Kombat music

>>10409322
>Japan
>Ramen
>broccoli
>lime
>egg

>America
>pepperoni pizza
>a horse hoof braised for 5 days
>fried spaghetti
>an inch of coconut oil

>Thailand
>green curry
>chicken feathers
>a loaf of french bread
>roasted kale
>50ml of red dye

???

>>10407836
i just hate celebrity types

>>10409349
>he put the gold nutella top on the sandwich
o i am laffin

>>10413385
>healthy
What's with those random shots of The Avengers?

>>10411276
i want to cry for her
She has a bright smile at the beginning. I was hoping that wasn't her house. I could see her as a happy grandma it feels bad to see her living in that

damn if I didn't laugh at, "I use this to make quiche. It's my quiche pan."

>>10412920
this is fake?

>>10413380
huh?

>>10412459

>>10413103
If there is one thing LA Beast is not, it's normal.

>>10413351
I wonder how much does she charges, and if it's hourly or for the whole night.

>>10410092
But how does he get out tho?

>>10413548
What makes you think he gets out?

>>10407685
The /ck/ memes this lady inspired have all but justified her failure to kill even a single cuck.

>>10413159
It's probably the grocery jester in disguised.

Happened to me last time. My friend and I went to buy some beer at my local grocery store; he split off to buy some snacks while I went to get the beer, I see my friend coming up to me and he pulls down my pants, and slaps my ass with cucumbers and pushes me over. As he was running away, he was laughing and taking off a mask, turning out to be the grocery jester.

He's getting too clever.

>>10413241

slight?

>>10413598
why does thi make me sad

>>10412429
deep.

>>10413640
Because that is what the future was supposed to be, instead this is the world we live in.

>>10413598
I just realised that the pizza has no sauce.

>>10413727
So the french omelette is fucking NOTHING.

>>10413728
No, it's EGGS.

>>10413310
this is the upsetting part

>>10413727
how do you make an omelette without breaking a few eggs?

>>10413753
>implying Wade Boggs didn't just drink 30 beers before a game.

>>10409322
Is it fucking mandatory to cut sandwiches in half or something??

>>10413645
Are they just assuming everyone's hands are always going to be perfectly clean while cooking and eating/????

>>10413780
no. but cutting one in half makes it easier to eat

>>10413753
>Eating before competitive eating
>Two gallons of water for one meal

>>10413645
>can I get some salt?
>nah man, internet is down

>>10413783
Do you not clean your hands before cooking or eating?

>>10413796
Not every time I need to reach for some damn salt

>>10413798
so you're implying that you reach for salt a lot fatboi?

>>10413802
Ya got me

Does make me ask though, why is it only salt?

>>10413504
That's not even the good one. In that one he was unable to actually eat the cactus. He later made a follow-up video where he forced his body into ultimate survival mode by eating 4 ghost peppers and sitting in ice water. Then he just straight up chowed down on 10 fucking cacti.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAyqWAjlLAs

>>10413796

i stopped watching as he retardedly fucked up that butterfly... fucking double slice piece of shit make me fucking mad

>>10409474
Does anyone else find that watching industrial machinery in action is sort of soothing?

>>10413836
Yeah. Had How It's Made on the TV a lot when I was sick, though. Might be a big part of it.

>>10413727
so creamy inside

>>10409604
I am disgusted yet slightly aroused

>>10411238
No actually, too fresh.
I have egg laying hens b4 someone tries to call me out

>>10409526
Dude's got a pretty good technique, I just did it like he did 10 minutes ago and it turned out great

>>10409474
Those poor shrimp

>>10409360
>bacon xD
>jack daniels xD

>>10412327
>Japanese cooking 101
>Put soy sauce into everything

>>10413469
I threw up a little

>>10409322
>England
>chips with cheese and weird sauce and onions and shit
what?
how retarded are these people?

>>10413645
>the world's first interactive centrepiece
A bold claim, considering that you interact with any centrepiece merely by looking at it.

>>10413645
Have they fucking learned nothing from the Juicero?

>>10409322
Not a single Halal Snack Pack on the whole list.

>>10413753
>buzzfeed
everything they showed was probably wrong

>>10413598
its not delivery its pizza hut

>>10409600
Your definitely raycis

>>10410014
Niga that's the point, ball out

>>10413795

>>10413351
If I hire her to shit in my mouth, will I have to provide the meal as well? Or is that typically included in the rate?

>>10413795
based nah man, internet is down poster

>>10413815
>that fox photo as he gagged on the last cactus
It's 430 am and I'm in tears

>>10414606
is ur name jamal?

>>10414666
Nope it's me, John McAfee
Also checked

>>10409322
>Ireland
never seen that in my entire life. We eat spice bags.

>>10413645
They even had a token minority
I want one now

>>10413775
Wow this is like a 4-Dimensional shitpost
Good job, anon

>>10413469
Glad they finally legalized it

>>10408448
She should stick to dick sucking

>>10414396
god I want to punch her in the face

>>10407686
I've had to have watched this 70 something times, but that cold oil kills me everytime.

>>10410177
He's argie and he's a open fag.

>>10414426
Now THATS a 'za!