/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10404224
Your hubby wants a diet consisting of pure bull semen instead.

>>10404224
Can your husband cook better than you?
If yes and it's a one off time strive to be better
If he says it all the time tell him to fuck off and cook for himself
If he can't cook better tell him to fuck off

>inb4 whiteknight
Sexes reversed would get the same answer

Your tomato is dry, try moistening it next time.

>>10404224
The skin on your tomato isn't crispy

>>10404825
No, it should be moist.

>>10404224
>What am I doing wront?
Ask him. He's the one who ate it.

If he can't give you something to work with then he's just whining and you can tell him to fuck off.

>>10404224
you forgot to activate your tomatoes.

>>10404224
>but he still finished the whole plater
He was hungry

Did you try asking your husband what he doesn't like about your cooking instead of going on a vietnamese puppet board?

>>10404799

Omit this
>If he says it all the time tell him to fuck off and cook for himself
And it's a good answer. If you suck, you suck, and should be reminded.

>>10404224
Pies are upside down.

>>10404224
I'd probably eat that if I was drunk.
Maybe he wasn't drunk enough?

>>10405268
If all you do is whinge and complain while offering no constructive criticism and never attempt to cook for yourself thereby not even developing the basic knowledge with which to criticize, then you deserve to eat shitty food.

"this sucks" accomplishes nothing and provides nothing to even direct any sort of change.
"too much garlic, add a little more salt" at least provides an immediate and viable solution.
"your pastry was lumpy, let's cook some together next time and I'll show you how to prepare it" is better still, a productive exchange of information and gives concrete results

>>10404224
Tell him to fuck off the food looks fine. Also, tits or gtfo

>>10404224
Oh this picture is precious.

>>10404224
>but he still finished the whole plater!
Of course he will, assuming it's edible. It's his money going to waste if he doesn't eat it.

>>10404224
Lol, whyd you put a red pickle in the middle of everything?

>>10404224
What is that?
It looks good, can you post a recipe for me too please?

have you tried marinating your meat in menstrual blood before cooking?

>>10407901
>red pickle

Got me

>>10404224
Yummy! Tomato