/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I would do a blend of korean bbq and american southern bbq. Try to mix the spices and cooking techniques. Serve it right on the Demilitarized Zone line. So they both have to reach for it. Like a Mexican Standoff.

>>10398595
Due to poison caution on both parties and both being great Alpha male leaders, I can only say that a great hall with a roasting fire pit in the middle would suffice the location of the banquet.
For the food I'd say a fresh killed organically raised korean pig of no more than 2 years old but weighing no less than 250lbs(the weight of both parties leader, generously speaking). It would need to be killed and cooked in the great hall. A nice pork roast with all kinds of glazes would be a grand entree. Of course you cannot forget the spam. It must be made there by an expert but the korean leader will be hooked once and for all. Korea would be of no more issues after he tastes the first bite of spam. It is the savior of the seoul.

>>10398595

Steamed Kale seasoned with Chinese tier anchovy and sesame oil. No need for poison.

>>10398654
But what about tendies?

>>10398657

Trump would like those, though.

>>10398595
IDK Dog cooked well done with a side of gojuchang sauce mixed with simple syrup

>>10398596
Maybe add a little basketball hoop thing in some soup, and have pretzel/bread balls as backetballs. I am sure that would amuse the supreme leader.

>>10398680
funny. but really, what would YOU serve them?

I would prepare prime roast, slow-cooked with garlic and served rare with pickled beets on a single platter. Only the worthiest leader can eat. Also I'd like to see those two fatties squabbling over food.

>>10398596
This isn't a bad idea at all.

Serve each a magical hamburger that would instantly blink them and their families out of existence. Like they were never even here.

id give donald two scoops of ice cream and also make sure he has the bigger salt and pepper shakers

Well done filet mignon. Nothing else.

>>10398595
I decline.

The finest supermarket sheet cake, well done.

>>10398595
McDonalds, they both obviously like it.

>>10398595
Taco bowls! :D

I'd serve president Trump another 4 years in office...oh who am I kidding he's getting that anyways lol

shark tail soup baybeee

>>10398595
I would feed them something that would kill them because I hate those guys! LOL! Also I wish Hilary would divorce Bill so she could become Hilary Obama that's my fave ship.

Well done dog steak with ketchup

>>10398596
Right in the middle of of the 2.5 mile wide DMZ so neither of then can see the food or each other.

Slow cooked prime roast, spinach salad, grilled asparagus, and fresh homemade lemonade for glorious Emperor Trump. Sweet potato pie and/or blackberry cobbler for dessert.

Moldy bread and tap water from Flint, Michigan for the subhuman who treats Koreans badly.

Order a pizza

>>10398595
Quality french fries, two steaks, and my special sauce blend.
Simple and tasty.

Corndogs

>>10399064
delusional.jpeg

>>10398595
Orange soda, yams, carrots, oranges, pumpkin, orange chicken for Trump.

Dog and sour kimchi for Kim.

>>10398595
burgers.
we must show sum yung fat who they're really dealing with.

>>10398595
Make 'em both a nice fat steak. Medium-rare. Maybe with a garlic pan sauce. Maybe sautee up some mushrooms and onions to go with them.

If they don't like it they can fuck right off.

>>10398595
Well done NY strips smothered in ketchup with a side of fries

>>10398595
Kimchi Big Mac with Diet Coke & Hennessy

>>10398595
Spaghetti and meatballs so pic related can happen and world peace thanks to me.

>>10400629
>Kimchi Big Mac
Is this real? I had a bulgolgi sub with kimchi that was delicious.
Was supposed to come with LTO not kimchi, so it was a nice surprise. Like half a dozen over easy eggs on top too, which wasn't on the menu.
Maybe they were happy someone ordered their invention instead of the standards.

>>10400640
I'm a Trump supporter and I'd like to see this just for the fucking historical meltdown it would cause among everyone.

>>10398595
McDonald's Big Macs, large fries, and McDonald's Coke with lite ice. A side of McChickens, the best fast food sandwich, and McDonald's Apple pies, so little rocket man can have a taste of freedom.

>>10398595
>You have been chosen to prepare a meal for the summit between Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un

ricin beverages and meals with more ricin

>>10398595
Korean style taco bowls (This H-town style tex-mex with kimchi and pork belly mixed with ancho)
Honestly they are both fatties they can't be that picky, and Trump is confirmed tastlet with his favorite meal being well done steak with a side of ketchup and Kim is the only one in his country that ever eats actual food instead of just meth so why go highbrow

>>10399030
S l o w a n d s t e a d y

>>10399165
Is she eating a placenta there?

>>10399165
trying too hard

The waiter would be Bolton and I would serve dog food. After they would chow down on it there would be a star of david at the bottom of the plate. Epic style!

>>10400665
McDonald’s diplomacy is the best diplomacy

>>10400665
This. The fall of the Soviet union began when its leader saw an American Grocery store and was amazed. The fall of the Norks will be the mcchicken.

>>10398595

https://www.wikihow.com/Make-Milk-Steak-With-Jelly-Beans

None, I order takeout.

>Trump's love for fast food is well-documented, with his go-to order being two Big Macs, two Filet-o-Fish sandwiches, and a large chocolate shake.

Un gets a block of cheese and a bottle of cognac, since he apparently loves that shit.

Cyanide mixed into donalds ketchup for his tendies

>>10398657
>tendies
>can even hear Donald's voice saying it

Russian salad

>>10399283
> special sauce blend

>>10398595
My dick. Through dick, unity.

>>10398595
chicken breasts and broccoli, unseasoned

>>10401058
Pyongyang McDonald’s when?

>>10398595
Seoul food. You know, from the south.

>>10400594
Trump prefers well done

>>10398595
Good quality cheeseburgers since they both love burger and cheese

I poison both of them
The food used to mask the poison would be a well done steak with castup

forget poison, i would put steroids in their meals so world war 3 can be a fist fight. it would be a bacon donut for trump and whatever koreans eat for kim jong un

>>10402050
Don't forget the ketchup for our orange fatfuck!

>>10399165
Post the one where she laughs.

>>10399165
It's mean to give Trump moldy bread and tap water. And it's not nice to call him a subhuman.

>>10398595
I there any VX in my spice rack?

>>10398595

>>10402196
How dare u insult /ourguy/!!! /pol/ is gonna get riled up

>>10398595
A bimbap for trump and all american stars barbecue for kim just to mindfuck them

I'd serve president Trump another 4 years in office...who am I kidding he's getting that anyways lol

>>10404576
This but unironically

>>10404576
After he fucks over half the people who voted for him with his tariffs? Probably not

>>10402246
fucking pathetic

>>10404779
You greatly underestimate the obstinacy of his fanbase. If the demofucks gets another unlikeable candidate (and they're likely to), we're looking at another 4 years of this shit.

>>10398595
I read trump only eats McDonalds to avoid being poisoned. So probably a couple McChickens.

>>10398595
the poison dish

Poison everyone's food, repeat for every summit I cook for until the world's problems are solved. Write a bestselling book about it years later.

i make it mac tonight, breakfast tomorrow

>>10398680
I'm sure it would. Kim might even like it too.

Poisoning anons, would you please step inside this vehicle for a moment. There is free cake inside.

>>10404835
I do. I always forget how stubborn people are when it comes to admitting they were wrong

>>10398596
"Korean BBQ" is a South Korean-American invention from the 70s by immigrants, NK doesn't eat Korean BBQs at all. The Korean name for it literally translates to "LA Ribs".

>>10398624
Neither are """"""""great""""""""""""" '''''''''''''''''''''''''alpha males'''''''''''''''''''''''' but instead a stand in faces for much more capable leaders

>>10402127

>>10404576
How come he keeps winning? What do?

>>10405804
No it isn't.
Source: I lived in Pusan for six years.

>>10405444
the cake is a lie! xD

fugu

>>10405817
Killing the president would be a necessary evil to take out kim Jun un without sparking war
Also
>No midget porn tab

>>10405444
depends on what kinda cake

>>10406053
Pavolva

>>10406063
okay that's nice, but are there any classic rock CDs inside?

>>10406068
Just picture related

>>10406077
Ww3 begins

>>10400640
Oh my fucking god

>>10405817
>no gay sex with hats on
ONE JOB ANON!

why the finest in north korean cuisine, of course

>>10398595
A great big pile of steaming shit because both of them are LITERALLY Hitler, and also poison so that the chef [secretly Hillary Clinton] can kill the DRUMPFER and FATBOYKIM and unify Korea as the new American President because its 2018, and we need a woman in a position of power for a change.

A Pizza with an odd number of slices.

>>10406828

Holy shit, are all American liberals this stupid and hateful?

>>10406804
I didn’t want to show my other tabs open to tranny sex and 9gag

>>10406828
It was HER TURN!

>>10406832
And retarded

>>10406832
Ya they all dum. Trump 4 me pls

>>10406832
The American left are so fucking insane that they've become self-defeating. This is why the Democrat party keeps losing. Right-wing extremists may be dangerous and their logic is broken, but at least there is logic. Leftists are irrational to the point where many are supporting right-wing extremists.

>>10406860
It's just a vocal minority doing that. Most left leaning people are pretty chill

>>10406880
Keep telling yourself that.
Both the fascist right and the communist left must be destroyed.

>>10406880
yeah they make socialists look like fool, but do not think by any means the democratic party is a leftist party

>>10406880
>a vocal minority doing that

If it was the vocal minority, why doesn't the silent majority rebuke their stupid logic?

>>10406888
Oh I agree with that, but most of them are still pretty okay

>>10406893
Because that's not entertaining to the general public so why show it? Need those views.

>>10406893
This. I know Republicans that will vote for Democrat politicians when their representative does not serve their best interests, but Democrats have a tendency to be straight-ticket voters that bury their heads in the sand if you try to present them with facts and will vote Democrat even after they die.

>>10406965
I turned my boomer MIL from D to R after highlighting for her how insane democrats are these days. She just bought her first pistol too.

>>10406893
They do. They're just not as driven to be noisy, and there's this funny thing the media does where they prefer to give time to lunatics. The media needs attention and attention seekers know how to get it.

This is all fascinating, but what do you serve these two upstanding gentlemen.

>>10398595
Beef short ribs.
Easy.

>>10398595
Menudo.

>>10400680
Thank you, Chef Putin.

All joking aside, I hate both of them, but death is too merciful a punishment.
They should just get McDonald's, it lessens the chance of ol' Pootie-poo poisoning them.

https://youtu.be/lxTL0eEikiw

>>10398595
McDonalds for the Donald. (It's his favorite)

Basically gourmet McDonalds and some fancy Korean bbq. Simple, but still nice.

Taco bowls containing kimchi. I LOVE summits!

Some fried and thinly sliced reindeer sauce, with mashed potatoes and lingonberry jam.

>>10398595
Food laced with Castor Oil. Sugar-free haribo bears as dessert.
And then make it that only one toilet is usable.

>>10405810
who is the more capable leader of nk?

+a few racks of light beer.

>>10408574
Me