/ck/ - Food & Cooking

basically how I eat dogs, minus the pretension

>>10405054
Live in California, grew up in Detroit.
I miss those coneys :(

>>10405054

guacamole tbqh

The description of the ingredients is so pretentious, this must taste horrible.

>>10405054
>secret blend of seasonings
>secret recipe
Is there a dumber think than """""secret recipes"""""? Who gives a shit?

>>10405082
Why is dog trying to sit on spike?

>>10405054
Such pretentious descriptions for a regular hotdog.

I live in Seattle. We have cream cheese dogs. It's... interesting.

My favorite hot dogs are danger dogs in California though.

>>10405054
>bun
>hotdog
>chili
>cheese
Thats all you need.

>>10405054
>Boring mustard
>Oh shit better add some chili to increase the flavor

Just use good strong mustard instead.

> Sausage
> Brötchen
> Mustard
> No pretentious bullshit
Perfect

You do realize hotdog is just unusable fat and cartilage grinded, such as pig lips, eye sockets, tails, snouts, etc.

>>10405124
>Brötchen

Not the best bread for it, dedicated long hot dog bread is better, both for the softer shell and for the fact that it fits the sausage better.

>>10405136
It's a fucking Brötchen dude, there's no alternative.

German Wurst + Brötchen. Fin.

>>10405125
>You do realize hotdog is just unusable fat and cartilage grinded, such as pig lips, eye sockets, tails, snouts, etc.

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>>10405143
>there's no alternative
>>10405136
>hot dog bread

>>10405120
Holy shit, we found someone who isn't a retard!

I like a little bit of pickled jalapenos on mine, personally

>>10405054
i love it but dont mix mustard and meat sauce

large bun
cheddar bratwurst
kraut
pickled jalapenos
diced raw white onions
mayo/mustard mixed

thats how i make mine. ratios are important

>not all beef hot dogs
>chili on hot dogs

if i'm at a convenience store, i'm taking my hot dog to the chili and nacho dispenser.

i also sprinkle some jalapeno slices on there.

In my country, a general hot dog kiosk will serve hot dogs composed of bun, hot dog, ground beef, sauerkraut, relish, potato sticks, mustard and ketchup.

Unrelated but if you put mayonnaise in your hot dog, please stop browsing the same webpage as me.

>>10405067
i don't think you can get less pretentious, they probably costs 35 cents to make one

>>10405166
>>10405170
>>10405216
>jalapenos
you insult all hot dogs everywhere

>>10405216
how do you eat this and why do you want to eat this? I really need to get to the US and try so many things, hotdogs are fucking awful where I live and we have a strong Euro immigrant population who can do all kinds of fantastic sausages and meats, from dry chorizos to presswurst. I'm willing to be convinced that there's something else going on with hotdogs other than salty, textureless meat tubes.

>>10405054
No I'm about to take her for a walk

Wisconsin style w/ all beef and real cheese.
Jew York BTFO.
>inb4 Chicongo chimpout, shut the fuck already

>>10405293

i'm a graveyard shift security guard. i get sent to guard remote industrial areas, and all that's available for lunch is 24/7 convenience store fare.

i know i should pack a lunch. but i'm too depressed and low energy to prepare anything. you'd be depressed too if you worked such a low paying, lonely job.

plus all that greasy. gooey food consoles me.

dog
steamed bun
raw onion
caramelized onion

>>10405090
Go home, Jeb.

>>10405325

all that greasy gooey food is why your mental is where it's at

you should try avoiding grease and eating proper food for a couple of weeks and see if you get your energy levels up and a more positive outlook on life

>>10405054
I used to get 'Michigan' dogs from a little hot dog stand, but they came with a savory bean sauce on top instead of a meat. I have no idea what to actually call those, the place went out of business and every Michigan dog I've found since all use the same meat sauce.
What did I eat? It was the best hot dog I've ever had

>>10405921
ive never heard of a bean sauce on hot dogs. even here when the place says chili it's actually a beanless ground beef chili.

My hotdog set up
>mayo
>ketchup
>melted butter
>chili
>cheese
>onions
Sometimes I dip the entire wiener in mayo before putting it in the bun

>>10405054
Correct.

>>10405093
Nope.

>>10405093
>>10405111
The description of the hot dog is pretentious, but Detroit Coney dogs are delicious though.

Natural casing is the worst hot dog pretension. I'd rather have a well-spiced all-beef skinless dog than most of those flavorless mixed natural casing ones every day of the week.

>>10406667
>t. tastelet

>>10406705
>dick shaped meat is only good if it POPS in my mouth
literal faggotry

>>10406708
ur dad should have popped in ur mom's mouth desu

>>10405054
Sonora and Sinaloan Dogos.

>>10406714
rekt

>>10405125
literally everyone is well aware of this fact

Here in the Land of Hue our hotdogs are generally bun, sausage(s), ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise, vinagrete (normally a mix of vinegar, tomato and onion cut into small cubes), mashed potato inside, and some "straw potato" either sprinkled or placed in great quantities over the dog.
It's very common to put other ingredients, such as cheese, bacon, onion, shredded meat, and other sauces
Pic related is the average hot dog around here

>>10405090
faggot. i'll be you drink an IPA while you're deepthroating your guac dog

sonoran dog is the best dog

Wish I could like these but I don't like having to deal with raw onion mouth for the rest of the day

>>10407999
you have to go back but the trips stay here

>>10405054
>coney island
>detroit

>>10405067
these things are cheaper than taco bell or hobo pizza. not even close to pretentious, but not like the new york dirty water dog, which is pretentious over it's lack of pretentiousness.

two (absolute) requirements for a detroit coney: natural casing hot dog, and coney sauce made from beef hearts.

>Godtier
Sauerkraut
Mustard
Chili Cheese
Onions
Roasted pepper
>Midtier
Ketchup
Slaw
Bacon
Pickle slices
>Flyover tier
Relish

>>10405125
hot dog truthers are the biggest faggots, right after vegans and the gluten "intolerant"

>>10405125
>a hot dog is a meat product which makes use of the parts of the animal otherwise unusable
How is this not a good thing?

>>10408439
there are about 100 coney island restaurants within the city limits. there's a coney island less than half a mile from my house, in about six different directions.

>>10405054
That place is shit!

Lafayette Coney ftw

This is my favorite dog

I just like a plain weenier

>>10408446
>pretentious over it's lack of pretentiousness

Despite looks this is not an American thing. It is a corn dog studded in french fries.

>>10408439
It's obviously not representing the place, but the names of several diner chains in the Detroit area, and their most well-known dish are these coney dogs.

National Coney Island
Leo's Coney Island
...and others.

They're basically upscale Waffle Houses.

>>10408798
>pride in being shit

>>10408474
that's from lafayette, you dumbshit

>>10408885
leos is chainshit, mediocre at best. it's less an upscale waffle house than it just being a greek traditional diner

>>10405125
Don't care, they're tasty.

>>10406113
How obese are you? Regular "Walmart scooter" obese or "television special" obese?

>>10408498
pet the dog

>>10407999

This is correct.

Bong dog best dog