/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10401878
I got hit in the leg by a 6 ton runaway UNIMOG.

Oh, you meant /ck/ related.
I sliced my thumb open breaking down boxes once.

I got drunk on Saturday night and burned my arm trying to get potatoes out of the oven.
It wasn't too bad but the skin is starting to peel off and I popped a few water blisters yesterday.

>>10401949

ive got plenty of burns. i just move fast with little regard for my safety. i hate my body and enjoy geting burns, bit of a masochist. i get shit for it from my chefs

>>10402024
Fucking mad man

>>10401922
>UNIMOG
MOGGED

>>10402024
cute

>>10402482
I do actually say that sometimes when someone asks what happened to my leg.
>I got mogged

There was a post a few weeks ago about a guy who stabbed through an avacado into his hand, someone's probably got it saved

Pic is my tummy after I air-flipped a pancake with no shirt on (me, not the pancake)

>>10402529
Mate, those photos have been posted for a couple years at least.

>>10401878
Where'd that absorbent blue square come from? I don't know many people who keep those in their kitchen.

>>10401878
I blanked out and grabbed a baking tray full of cookies from the oven with bare hands for like five seconds before I realised that the extreme pain was from holding searing hot metal.

Second degree burns over 75% of my palms and fingers. Shit sucked. Was in too much pain to even consider taking a picture.

Chainsaw kicked and went straight into my leg, don't care though. Tough man jobs aren't for everyone. If I want to test someone I hand them a chainsaw and take them into the woods. If they can keep up with me then they are worthy of my time.

I took some skin off my knuckle while grating a carrot.

It hurt because I'm white so my knuckles haven't hardened over time from dragging on the floor while I walk around.

>>10401878
Sliced my fingers opening a fucking box. I work in retail so I don't injure myself often. I did witness someone slice their hand open on a Deli Slicer I just sharpened.

In kitchen?
Heated a pot of soup on stovetop and forgot about it for few hours.
Came back to see it turned into smoking bits of charcoal in tar.
Brainfarted and tried to extinguish it by putting it in the sink and running cold water on it.
Bad idea.
Tiny droplets of scalding hot oil/tar flying everywhere.
Including my forearms.
Didn't hurt that bad, but I looked like a mustard gas victim of WWI.

At work?
Had a 200 lbs set of stairs dropped on my foot.
No brokens bones, but it hurt for several months.

>>10402740
you sound autistic

>>10403202
You seem like a retarded huh? poster.

I was raped by my McDonalds team shift lead.

I now test positive for HIV and I don't have no where near enough money for the faggot disease medication.

>>10403277
Are you a twink

>>10403302
No. Straight guy. Really nerdy though.

>>10403315
Was the manager a normal dude or like a hulking prison rapist looking dude

>>10403344
Ok. I know what you're going with this.

Go to /b/ to read on some rape story. I'm here to talk about food, buddy.

>>10401878
When I worked retail I slit my wrist open with a box cutter. Went to hospital and passed out. Help my wrist with a towel after flooding a sink with blood, had consciousness until I passed out in ER.

>>10403363
More like you just made the whole thing up to be funny, but are so lazy you cant even make up some details to preserve the lie. I bet the only true part is the fact that you work at McDonalds, and you only wish a manager would find you attractive enough to rape you

>>10402024
what did they look like before they healed?

>>10402529
Doesn't matter if it is, you can google it as it's a common occurrence. Avocados are ruining human hands, they are but green fat, as obsessed over as fried food though it is fried too! I am fine with tempura batter but why asparagus spears, etc?

>>10401878
>ust dropped my knife on my foot and severed the tendon in my toe
How the fuck can that happen? I have dropped shit in the kitchen a few times, but even if it is just a butter knife or a spoon you bet I snap my feet out off way the before it has fallen three inches.

>>10402550
>I don't know many people who keep those in their kitchen.
I bet the pic was taken in the clinic, waiting for the operation.

>>10401878
Had a 6"x8" fryer grease burn on my abdomen while trying to drain and clean a deep fryer at a restaurant

Worked at a heavy equipment garage for a while and got knocked out by a 5' steel pry bar that slipped loose while under tension

Y'all need to drink less alcohol while cooking.

>>10404144
Nevermind getting your feet out of the way, what kind of shoes was this nigger wearing that a knife could just pass right through to the tendony part of his foot?

>>10401878
>>10402024
>>10402550
How about not being an attention whore by posting your pics on anonymous board

>>10404476
Don't post pictures on an image board?

I cut myself with a McChicken wrapper

i tripped over a sting line and fell into a pit

>work as a dishwasher in a restaurant
>pretty high class place
>the dishwashers are me, and a Mexican guy who is a member of some gang
>we work long hard 6 day weeks, 1 day each a week alone, usually Monday and Tuesday which were less busy
>one day talking to the Mexican guy
>he says he might not come in the next day because he has some 'turf business' to take care of
>ask him why he has to do this
>he lifts his shirt and points to a tattoo on his stomach
>'because of this hombre'
>points to the tattoo which is his gangs sign I guess
>it seems to be a snake, that has arms, holding up 2 triangles
>just looks fucking STUPID as fuck
>pic related, I tried to draw it from memory (I have made the background brown to show how it looked on his skin)
>apparently the triangles represent their 2 areas of turf and the snake is them
>try not to laugh
>later that day
>we are washing the last dishes for the day
>as I joke pic up one of the dishes
>has some sauce on it, some kind of red pasta sauce
>smear the sauce into a snake shape with two triangles
>show him the plate
>'YO ESSAY DIOS PLATO ES A MEMBER OF YO GANG'
>he gets mad at me
>pushes me down
>kicks the shit out of me
>tfw broke 2 ribs
>he never came back to work
>now work with a 50 year old Haitian woman, she is OK, sings slave songs

>>10402024
I know that feeling, thing is that when you get burned you don't think it seem hot enough to permanently scar but it does somehow anyway.

>working pizza delivery
>used to wear these board shorts to work most days
>was getting out of my car with some pizzas for these people
>shorts somehow rip from pocket diagonally to crotch
>had to do that delivery with my boxers visible
>boss almost didn't let me go home and change
I don't even know how they ripped like that. Usually you'd think they'd rip in the crotch or at the butt or something

>>10401878
why were you working barefoot?

>>10404530
Y lie

>>10404530
>Reddit frog

>>10404530
if you were going to taunt him anyway you should have made the best of the situation

>not holding a chef's knife in your hand hidden under foamy dishwater and not stabbing the spic as soon as he lays hand on you

>>10404530
What the fuck

>>10404530
oh wait, pic is the tattoo

>>10404530

>>10404626
kek
>AY MUCHACHOS DID SOMEONE SAY SANTITAS

>>10404626
looks like it it holding two slices of pizza. What a retarded logo.

>>10404689
I donated $50 to a group helping refugees from Central America earlier this week. As far as I'm concerned this country would be better off Hispanic majority. Hard working pragmatic people unlike lazy entitled whites.
t.Asian

>>10404784
>Hard working pragmatic people
That's the problem, you gotta work smart, not hard. Whites have made the USA what it is today, a civilized advanced country whose wealth and safety inferior cultures want to take advantage of.

>>10404844
>you gotta work smart
The country needs "smart" workers (asians) and "hard" works (latinos).

What this country doesn't need is whites.

You had a good run, now please die.

>>10404872
>"smart" workers (asians)
LOL all Asians worker ants can do do is copy shit that white people have invented (Japanese excluded I'll grant you that). Name a single groundbreaking technological invention or advance than has come out of China for instance in the last 500 years, I'll wait.

>>10404912
astral navigation and The Gun

>>10404942
I said "in the last 500 years"

>>10404784
>>10404844
>>10404872
>>10404912
Fuck off samefag

>>10404784
Never been in a Mexican neighborhood before I see

>>10404965
The e-cigarette

>>10402529
it's fake as fuck

>>10401878
Jesus, you will rinse dishes again in three days.

>>10402740
>The dangers of a parmesan cheese harvester

>>10404784
Kek, Asians hate spics more than whites do. Don't lie, Pedro.

Not technically on the job but one of my coworkers beat me unconscious

>>10404989
Retard, they just copied it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electronic_cigarette#History

>>10404784
I hate Asians too. Except the Koreans.

>>10402024
>all those cuts too
You should think up a cool story. I have a 7 inch scar on my abdomen which I say was from a knife fight or biking accident, but I think I need a better one. (Had a nevus removed when I was 6 months old and it was critical enough that it left a scar that grew with me. Chance of skin cancer much greater now)

>>10404784
Sorry, but American born Hispanics are just as lazy.
Its poor people that have suffer, they have drive to better them self. No matter yje race.

>>10404980
???

>>10401878
I got shot by some mudslime lol

I'm like 0-3 for knife injuries vs potato peeler injuries because I underestimate it's power

>>10405131
I was being cheeky anyway
>>10405178
Fuxk those garlic eaters also

>>10401878
>sliced index finger to the bone on 3 separate occasions
>cut off the tip of a thumb
>cut pinky to the bone
>dropped a chef knife straight through my foot too
>forearms covered in burns
>got a little too uppity with an old cook once during a particularly busy service and got knocked the fuck out and concussed, broken nose
>some dumb fuck put his knife in the dish pit and I cut my wrist on it and nearly bled out
I used to work construction for a bit before going into cooking and I never got hurt so much as I have in the kitchen.

Cut the tip of my left ring finger clean off while I was doing some prep. I wrapped it up and went back to work for about 3 hours, but the bleeding wouldn't stop, so I got sent home. Not exactly an exciting story, but the fact that they didn't send me home outright just reminds me why I don't work in kitchens any more.

Another one that happened to my friend was when I worked at KFC as a teenager.

He was cooking that night (there's a dedicated person who cooks all of the actual chicken "pieces", as opposed to just dropping stuff in a fryer out of a bag). At the end of the night, you have you clean each pressure fryer individually. While you're cleaning them you empty the fryer oil in to filtration machine, which is sort of a wide metal box on wheels. According to safety regulations, you're supposed to use a cover on the machine while it runs, but nobody ever did it in practice, because you'd think "nobody would be dumb enough to step in this thing full of hot oil". I'm not exactly sure how, but my friend did just that. Burned a hole in the top of his foot.

>>10401878
Thats why you are expect to wear the type of shoes that protect you from falling knives and other kitchen dangers (what is why they are also anti-slip).

>>10404784
>I don't money to support a modern genocide
>I'm such a progressive racist

>>10401878
I was decapitated while boiling soup.

>>10403376
Not that guy, who wants to talk about a traumatic event?

>>10403376
kek

>making egg fried rice
>get distracted while oil is heating up
>2fukinHot.cvs
>dump rice in without noticing the heat haze
>end up with myriad brown, tear-shaped oil burns on the entirety of both forearms

my wife managed to get second degree burns on her belly and leg while boiling water with a water heater. healed perfectly, no visible scars.

>>10406749
Did you died?

>>10401878
Never got hurt bad myself but saw something nas-tay.

>Working in kitchen area of fast food restaurant.
>Couple of brain dead co-workers horsing around. Because fuck those training videos they make you watch? Amirite?
>Man merrily chasing girl around with a spatula. Man is fucking shift supervisor.
>Think "Wonder how long this will last?"
>Barely finish the sentence in my mind when it happens.
>Laughing girl trips.
>Falls into fryer with both arms.

So now the kitchen is filled with the wails of screaming thot holding out her fucked up arms.

They should have used THAT for the training safety video.

>>10407472
that sounds fucking horrific

>>10407472
how was the aftermath?

>>10404144
>>10404290

cheap ass rubber clogs. and it was a chinese cleaver, big heavy hunk of freshly sharpened steel. the shoes are tight enough on me you can see the blood bubbled up yhrough the cut. left a juicy trail on my way out, sorry for making the dishwashers mop up

>>10407906
damn, that must've been a sharp as fuck knife falling from quite the height

>>10407925
this is the knife.

this is also now a chinese vs western knife thread. because i use both, but the cleaver is a hell of a lot more fun

>>10407963
>Use blade folded a million times
>Surprised when it cuts him down to the atomic level.

>>10407472

jesus fuck thats awful. respect hot oil. was there a lawsuit?

>>10401878
Never had anything serious happen to me other than some expected cuts and burns. I've seen some shit though.

>Hire a new kid
>overly enthusiastic as always. Constantly trying to impress
>end of the night
>You know how to drop a fryer?
>yeah, sure
>alright drop the fryers then I'll show you how to do the floors and you can go
>step outside for a smoke
>Hear screaming about a minute later

The fucking kid had opened the fryer up and shot hot oil all over himself. Had to load him into the truck and drive him to the hospital.

>Another new guy at a different place
>had a bit of experience but as it turns out not enough
>Trained him on woks the night a couple days before and he seemed to have the hang of it.
>he gets in the weeds and ends up catching a wok with a fair bit of oil on fire.
>puts the cover over it to put it out
>lifts the lid a little bit to peek inside and see if the fire is out
>flames shoot out instantly and catches him partially on fire
>had on of the dishwashers drive him to the hospital because we were busy and already down one cook and couldn't lose another

>Just me and a good friend prepping alone in the kitchen one night for a catering gig
>Just a few feet away but backs to each other working and shooting the shit
>I say something and he doesn't respond
>turn around and he is on the floor having a seizure
>Also slammed his head on the floor. fair amount of blood
>Grab a towel to put behind his head and check how bad it is.
>its not terrible
>maybe 2 minutes before its all over
>He is loopy as fuck and doesn't know what happened
>picked him up, dragged him into the truck and drove him to the hospital.

He had a few more seizures after that. Never did figure out what was causing them.

>>10401878
learn to jump, faggot

>>10401878
I only cook when extremely drunk (I cook every night)....I have a really bad habit of pulling a cast iron out of a 400-500 degree oven w/ no oven mitt

>>10408058
He might as well.

>>10401878
How hard did you throw that knife into your foot?

>>10405072
>as a white man, let me tell you how you think
https://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/01/23/20-being-an-expert-on-your-culture/

>>10404872
>What this country doesn't need is whites.

>the race that's literally made the world what it is

>>10403504
>>>10402529
>Doesn't matter if it is, you can google it as it's a common occurrence. Avocados are ruining human hands, they are but green fat, as obsessed over as fried food though it is fried too! I am fine with tempura batter but why asparagus spears, etc?
Wait until people start trying to open coconuts without machetes and a lifetime of skill!!

>>10402529
You realize that pic is probably a decade old at this point. How fucking new are you?

>>10401878
Not /ck/ related, but I once broke my little finger working in the warehouse for Best Buy. That was fun.

Fuck Best Buy though.

>>10404546
>>>10402024
>I know that feeling, thing is that when you get burned you don't think it seem hot enough to permanently scar but it does somehow anyway.
Given 7 years or so, then you'll figure out if it scars.

I had a 3rd degree burn mid-shin from a liquid nitrogen flask that tipped over on a workbench,-170F freezing temps cascaded off all my clothes, rolled off shirt and shorts, and down my legs, s'ok, but then some got between inside a workboot, a sock and my leg, and adhered a sock to the front of my leg holding the cold there until I could react and get it separated to sublimate.

Wearing water gel bandages, which were new at the time, still took nearly 6 months to close up the oozing 2" x 2" missing piece of flesh where I could see fat cells. Healed to a purple square of skin missing, square concave weird scar It was purple for a full 4 years, and nearly pink for 2 more years. Today, 20 years later, you can't tell where it happened. I'm very light skinned, so maybe a melanin difference and my avoidance of the sun is part of my healing process. I have heard you regenerate new skin head to toe every 7 years, so I'm amazed at the timing of it all.

>>10404989
>The e-cigarette
I thought that was Mexico...

I once sliced my finger open with blender blades... it wasn't an accident... yea im edgy

>>10408569
Wrong, the blender blades were.

>>10402024
>these are the hands that touch and prepare your food
this is why i don't eat out

This one

>>10402024
Fucking faggot. I hope you lose your job.

Why were you barefoot at work?
Making some extra money letting your bosses see feet?

>>10408900
Did you tip 15%?

>>10408900

nigga I ain't clickin' that

>>10408929
>128x118

>>10402529
>>10403504
I don't understand this. How do you even cut into your hand when opening an avocado.

Like, even if you're holding it when you make the first cut, the geometry just doesn't make sense. Are people trying to stab the avocado? Seriously what the fuck. I can open an avocado without hurting myself in like 3 fucking seconds and I don't even eat them that often.

>>10408919
>>10408929
>working in freezer
>co-worker dicking around and climbing the shelf
>tell him to get down
>co-worker jumps down while holding on to shelf
>shelf tips
>run forward to catch shelf
>make it
>frozen pork roast slides off very top and hits me in the face
I wonder now if I could have sued
>>10408939
Sorry, only pic I have

>>10402024
The types of infection you can get in a burn are serious business, the kind of infections that are antibiotic resistant, MRSA, staph, and some odd ones too like cellulitis. Anything that blisters has direct access to your blood supply if you pop it early too exposing you to sepsis (runners know this). And, what a pain it is for you to cover your wounds while in a kitchen, as I hope you are doing by law. Do you really enjoy wearing 15 bandaids, gauze and waterproof covering tape and changing that out daily with your showers with your collection of damage for fun? I bet you are the kind of creep that doesn't wear gloves or covers cuts. You are a locus of infection...absolutely disgusting. You should be pulled from service for anything on your hands or wrists. You get shit for it from chefs because you are showing them your utter lack of stable mental health. Exposing yourself to serious complications is stupidity.

guy slipped on the greasy floor running, tripped me and accidentally stabbed myself with a small knife

A knife bit me on Saturday.

>>10409307
post feet!

>>10401878
I used to cut glass and install windows a few years back. One day I cut glass for a customer and trying to be helpful I carried it out to his car never realizing that I had not put on gloves. I cut thendons in three fingers and exposed bone. I still have difficulty opening my right hand.

>>10409307
>Those finger lengths
Exactly why gay men shouldn't be allowed in the kitchen

>>10402740
how do we test if you are worth our time? your post doesn't show much potential.

>>10407871
Never saw her again and never saw him again. They came close to firing -me- because at first they wanted to nuke all staff from orbit.

Fuck Long John Silvers. It's dangerous enough in that kitchen without the beep-beep short bus dropping off new guys every week. Glad I left that line of work years ago. I hear it's -worse-.

>>10409330
>gay man
>those nails
>that mutant webbing
I would have guessed inbred. Soooo-EEEEE.

>>10408622
What are gloves?

>>10402797

>>10409611
If I walk in somewhere and see everyone is constantly wearing gloves I do a 360 and walk right back out the door.

please be safe kyky <3

>>10405072
>as a white man, let me tell you how you think
https://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/01/23/20-being-an-expert-on-your-culture/

>>10408941
some people (mostly fools) stab into the ball in the center to remove it. If the knife isn't sharp, it will slide down the smooth surface, glide through the fat, and into your hand.

Not work related, but I recently broke a rib getting hit with an axe.
HMB is one heck of a sport, and left-handers are literally cheating.

>>10404530
>sings slave songs

Made me laugh uncontrollably.

>>10404989
>that pic
Does anyone have the original sauce for that? I've been looking for a while and can't find shit.

>>10411421
>>10411421
Australia Post in bottom right.
Maybe a poster for post office employees?

>>10403344
>implying the shift lead was male
women rape too tho, r-right?

>>10407906
sue your employer for not providing steel toed safety shoes

>>10408036
brain tumor

>>10412621
Nope. This was several years ago and he had tests run. He only had about 3 seizures within about a year or so and hasn't had once since. He is fine now.

>>10408554
well no because
*brings the mic closer*
every 10 years your cells in your body actually completely change.
i was reading this article about how DMT can actually advance this process into only taking 6 years because your pineal gland- jaimie could you get that article up? yeah but its because your pineal glands can actually make your cells rejuvenate faster ... here we go
*looks over at the screen*
look at that ...
yeah that chimp must be what? 400 pounds? jesus these things will just tear you to shreds

>>10407963
Anon, I have that exact knife.
Is it actually any good? Was 10$ at the Chinese Market.
It's heavy as fuck too, do you really use the thing as a chef's knife? I figured Chinese chef cleavers were on the lighter side tbqh.

>>10402529
this one?

>>10412928
I am pretty sure that is an actual cleaver, as in meant to be used on bones. I have never seen a typical all purpose "chef's knife" cleaver with that upswept tip of the spine and that hole.

I can smell my morbidly obese coworkers vagina most days. Actually I think it's the baby powder she's using as a feminine hygiene product I'm smelling. Still not good though. I haven't yet figured out a way to break the news. I know when she's on our floor.

>>10408554
>Freezing liquid
>Burn
???

>>10414263
Heat or extreme cold, both kinds of injuries do very similar damage to skin and flesh.

>>10412999
I smile every time. I know his hand is wrecked for knife but that is a lesson learned. How fucking stupid can you be? If you've ever talked to an EMT you'd know that there's a terrifying amount of people that should be sterilized.

Cut my finger and only small part was not cut, day later it's starting to look like a dead skin, skip a week and now a new skin was on top of my deadskin and it still hurts when i apply pressure to it, should i see a doctor?

>>10414263
Never heard of a cold burn before?

>>10404626
>music starts playing
>snake uses tortilla chips to show off it's moves

>>10404530
stupid fucking frogposter
i hope you learned your lesson

>>10404626
ayayay my nachos are outta control

>>10402740
>be me
>be Michelin star lumberjack
>"accidentally" chainsaw limbs now and then
>numales dont realize i do this intentionally to assert my toughness and alpha male position
>get new apprentice
>refuses to call me by my proper title
of Masterjacker
>sees fit to remind me that we get paid the same as everyone else
>padawansthesedays.gif
>decide to see if he's worthy of learning my craft
>throw a running chainsaw at him
>doesn't catch it
>dodges like a little bitch
>goes on some autistic rant about how I'm not OSHA certified
>show him how real men do it
>toss my running chainsaw up into the air
>catch it by the blade that was folded over 1,000 by a master Stihl sawsmith
>lose 4 fingers
>dominance asserted

>>10402482
Did someone say MOGG?!

>>10405399
>Fuxk those garlic eaters also

Garlic is god tier. GTFO my board.

>>10406749
Ouchie oh no D:

>>10412999
I just now noticed the titty on this retard. My life has been changed foreber

>>10404912
The Chinese are pushing out scientific papers like crazy. They're making advances in all sorts of technology.

>>10401878
carpal tunnel

>>10416215
... which their hackers are stealing from companies' computers all over the world.

>>10401878
Opened a can of tuna whilst shit faced and damn near slit my wrist, giant ass cut all round the mound of venus on my palm.

My old roommate had a seizure while cooking at home and ended up dropping his whole hand on the open flame. He procrastinated going to the follow up doctor visits and it had some slight necrosis they had to cut off and around before doing a skin graft.

>>10417171
>ended up dropping his whole hand on the open flame
gas 0 induction 1

>>10401878
>wearing sandals as a restaurant chef

Amerilards everyone, wouldn't happen in a proper Haitian restaurant

>>10417530
dropping your hand on the induction stove would still burn you though

>>10414213
cant you just take the complaint to some department of the office (human resources i guess)?
t.never worked an office job

>>10417927
That's what I'm working out how to do. And of course HR was created by women for women. I'm looking for a way to anonymously leave this info with them. I don't want to be that guy, you know? And of course it's a sensitive subject.

>>10401878
>not wearing steal cut boots while on the job

your fault dipshit

>>10417969
send em a haiku or something
>it inflicts unease,
>for this lone stench i endure;
>roasty's fetid gash.