/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10402730
>craft beer
>burger costs more than $5
>smells like patchouli more than food
>has vegan options
>doesn't have high chairs for kids

>>10402730
>closes down in less than five years

>domestic beers are only 10 versions of shit IPAs or Sam Adams
>avocado on more than two menu items unless it's a mexican restaurant
>mason jars
>craft soda
>"rustic urban" interior design
>anywhere within a 5 mile radius of Williamsburg
>food truck
what else

>more than one vegan option

>>10402743
Sounds fine to me

>>10402773

Make that barbed wire with caramel and you got haute cuisine.

>>10402730
>Employees look like hipsters

>tattooed employees with cartoon hair colors
>ear holes
>chalkboard menu
>tip jar with puns written on it
>they serve their beer out of an ice-filled bucket instead of a fridge
>concrete floor
>graffiti/doodles on the wall
>more than two vegan options
>anything described as artisanal
>emphasizing locally sourced, ethical products (allsotiresome.jpg)
>employees getting creative with their uniforms

>>10402730
>drinking with the cap still on

>>10402730

>establishment has a one word rustic name followed by a period


grit.
salt.
rust.
seed.

>>10402821
stock photos aren't real life

>>10402730
>plain white menu with times new roman or some other plain font
>"balsamic reduction"
>pickled things
>random esoteric glass shit in the background that they don't actually use (hipster coffee shops only)

>>10402829

>>10402763
>craft soda
I second on that. Where I come from, Club-Maté is a reliable indicator.
>inconvenient opening hours
>pallet furniture
>everything is gluten-free. Or something else-free.

>>10402730
>t. cityfag

>>10402730
My dads been drinking out of mason jars since I was born, Im 27.

>>10402861
does your mom know your dad's gay?

>>10402861

>>10402861
Bad news, your dad's gay

I hate to say because I love duck but I've found that any place that looks 'rustic' and has more than 1 duck entree on their menu is usually pretentious

>>10402872
Canning and preparing for the future is one the least gay things someone can do. Slavefags deserve their malcontent.

>>10402882.
Go home and cook instead of complaining about a glorified soup kitchen.

>"homemade" ranch is buttermilk, sour cream and a ranch seasoning packet
>"homemade" ketchup is canned tomato paste with sugar and vinegar
>"poached eggs" not actually illegally gunned down in africa

I went to a place that served drinks in mason jars.

I was also in the middle of fucking nowhere Alaska.

>>10402885
Uh oh, I think you caught the gay as well

>>10402743
>>burger costs more than $5
That's literally everywhere

>>10402730

Mason Jars are a nice container to drink beverages from though OP

>>10402897

>"homemade" mozzarella is just milk and rennet
>"homemade" pickles is just cucumbers water and salt
>"homemade" dough is just flour water and salt

>>10402829

lol i cant say ive seen this more than once but its very....archetypal

>>10402907
Yeah, if he can get a burger that isn't fast food for under $5, he sure as fuck doesn't live anywhere near me.

>>10402905
This is proof that every normalfag is a complete moron.

>>10402943
not even him but this post reeks of underage lol

>>10402743
>>craft beer
Nothing wrong with that
>>burger costs more than $5
Fucking ant sit down menu is hipster?
>>smells like patchouli more than food
That's a dead fucking giveaway
>>has vegan options
Nothing wrong with that as long as it's 'options' and not the whole menu; there's always a few on there so groups can go without Jenny McSavetheanimals drinking a glass of water with a passive-aggressive look that could bore holes in you
>>doesn't have high chairs for kids
Beat restaurant. Leave your little snot-nosed treasures at home. I always give parents the benefit of doubt, think they'll actually handle their kids this time, and am disappointed every single time. If you actually came in with young kids and they didn't run around and yell like a bunch of shits, you'd be the first I've ever seen.

>>10402730

>the burger isp taller than it is wide and held together with a toothpick

>>10402957
You reek of retardation, I am 25 years old. Kill yourself slavefag.

>>10402971
25 or 27? get your story straight, soygoy

>>10402730
>on tab beer is sam adams and blue moon
>No happy hour deals on food
>macs out and about
>stage for no more than a dude "playing" a guitar
>Street signs and other college signs on the walls
>bar is just stainless steel or whatever that shiny shit is
>menu is all brunch food

Bonus mode
>no food menu
>has menu of deli/pub next door with select items on it

>>10402829
They forgot the period but otherwise it's as hipster as it gets.
http://saltthebistro.com

>>10402974
>Every person who has similar thoughts is the same person.
I would love to put some normalfags like your self into a cage so I can study how truly stupid they are. Would you like to volunteer?

>>10402960
>Fucking ant sit down menu is hipster?

No, hipster shit is "finger and fun food!". I've had to deal with hipster bars that do sliders over any burger, fucking hate that shit.

>>10402861
I actually do to because my wife broke all the other glasses while doing dishes. Mason jars don't break so easy.

>>10402996
>get called out
>reeeeeeeeee normalfag!!!11!
post your fat gut, beardneck

Nothing matches. Furniture, tableware, staff clothing... nothing matches.

>>10403007
I have seen 1000's of posts just like yours in the 10 years that I have been coming to this site and every one that makes these types of posts is as dumb as a Congolese nigger. Please kill yourself.

>sit at bar
>ask for some hot sauce
>chipotle ranch? That's the hottest thing we have

>>10403016
you're pretty aggressive for a soyshit you fucking clown

>lighting fixtures look like they are from the mine cart madness level in Donkey Kong

>>10403025
Yeah I am aggressive, I am not a docile retarded slavefag like you are.

>>10403016
You seem autistic

>>10402975
Sam Adams and Blue Moon are the opposite of hipster beers dude.

openly gay people are there

>>10403036
Post your PHD.

>>10402861
I don't understand the hate for these jars. They are about $20 for 12 glass jars with lids and unlikely to break under normal house use. Short of buying shitty plastic cups, you can't get a better price on cups than buying mason jars.

If the menu prices are cheap, I'm find with mason jars. If the menu prices are expensive I better be given cups to match the price.

>>10403051
They are mostly likely retarded cityfags who go to grocery stores to get their poison food.

>>10403049
I knew you were gay

>stabs your burger and puts your chips in a basket

>>10403004
>so bad at doing dishes you break all the cups and need reinforced ones

Dexterity is her dump stat

>>10403077
Takes one to know one.

>>10402960
>Leave your little snot-nosed treasures at home
imagine being this assmad you are sterile/barren and cant reproduce lol

>>10403124
>All people who do X are exactly the same.

>>10402829
A pretentious bar just came into my town. "Hub". It looks like everything described in this thread and has a stupid name like you described.

>>10403040
Yeah that's what makes them hipster beers you fucking moron. You think the elites naturally drink pabst too, fucknuts?

>pbr 16 oz sign outside the bar

Every item has >aoli

>>10403098
FUCK

>>10403139
lmao what is your purpose on this planet if you cant have children at the very least lol

>>10402743
>checkers is a hipster dining establishment

>>10403153
oh yeah, definitely this

>>10403264
why do you care so much what other people do you insecure fuck

>>10403026

>>10403425
lmao just imagine being the end of your genetic line! crazy!

>>10402829
I would just name mine "The Codpiece" serving Cod fish in artfully decorated codpieces.

>>10403475
Donate your genetic information to one of the companies studying it :)

>Sign has crossed swords/antlers/arrows/etc.

>>10403020
What kind of bozo drinks hot sauce?

>>10402730

>mason jars
>hipster

Unless you're deep flyover that's chain restaurant tier shit that nobody actually does.

>>10404550
People who like bloody Mary's. Zing!

>>10403264
There's no purpose.
Plus, every fucking shitty person I know has kids they can't really rise. Those kids end up growing up to be retarded like you

>>10402730
Crappy wooden chairs and tables, looking unfinished and you could get a splinter.

>>10403154
what the fuck even is aioli

as far as i can tell, it's seemingly thinned mayonnaise

>>10403051
why not just drink out of fucking used soup cans you piece of white trash

>>10404565
Was going to say this myself, mason jars were flogged to death as a gimmick years ago

>>10402815
This

>>10402907
There's a place near me called Wes's Bar-B-Q where you can get a double cheeseburger for
$4.54 (1/3 lb patties). When the owner of the strip mall they're located in died, he put it in his will that the rent on their lease never increase, and it hasn't since the place opened in the '70s. I think it costs $.50 for a soft drink.

>>10404816
Arkansas?
Fayetteville?

>new cafe opens up
>named after the neighborhood
>tries to appear older than it is
>all it sells is hipster shit like quinoa and fake gelato
>prices on normal cafe fare are 3x as high as even Starbucks or Second Cup
>place it replaced was a cheap-ass 24h greasy spoon
>new place closes at like 5pm or something stupid
G E N T R I F I C A T I O N

also
>"""(((gourmet)))""" ballpark food like hotdogs, fries aren't just potatoes and salt
>bar doesn't have pitchers for beer, but has something larger than one, but will kick you out if you get one and try to share it
>""rustic"" furniture that inevitably gets mixed with normal modern stuff when the ""rustic"" shit they had custom made when they opened finally breaks
>chalkboard wall
>chintzy wifi setup/actually somewhat secure wifi password (why are there extra numbers and special characters and shit if it's free ffs)
>grilled cheese on the menu but nothing special to it, just cheese and white bread
>either nothing spicy on the menu or EVERYTHING is spicy
>prices are indicated with fractions ("2 1/2 "instead of "2.50") or worse, with only the tenths digit ("2.5" instead of "2.50")
>they have their own obscure chinese/german bar-oriented board games, especially if it's in a wooden box, but they don't have dice/cards/chess/checkers/backgammon
>bookshelf of books no one has ever read
>popcorn machine
>chips/nuts are a real menu item and not something to wake up people who drank too much
>"homemate chips" are 2mm thick and rock solid and come with some bullshit dip like aioli or ""spicy mayonnaise""
>place has arcade cabinet or pinball
>wooden barrels are stacked somewhere despite the place obviously using aluminum kegs like everywhere else

>>10404805
>>10404565
same, i dont see places doing it anymore and i live in montreal
it was a VERY short lived fad and i think it died before i even left college
people still do it at home though, it always makes me a little upset

>>10402861
Ive been drinking out of mason jars forever too. Because when we emptied one of its venison/tomatos/dilly beans it became a drinking glass until we used it for canning again. The rural NE basically got its entire surface level culture appropriated by bearded twinks

>>10404910
>The rural NE
nothing good has ever come from there. please stop existing so that these bearded twinks stop being enabled

>>10403082
I feel glad that I have never eaten at a restaurant that serves food on cutting boards or shovels.

>>10404800
Aioli is basically garlic mayo. But most restaurants will use regular mayo instead of real aioli and still call it aioli because most people don't know what aioli is and most people view mayo as disgusting and unhealthy.

>>10403051
No one buys them because they're cheap or practical. Unless you're living in the early 1900s, the only reason they exist is for hipsters to pretend to be """""rustic""""""

>>10403264
Nothing has any purpose at all, idiot.

>its a gastropub
>there arent linens on the table
>burger costs >$7
>pasta costs $20
>microwaved chicken costs $25, yes fuck you maggiano's, you fucking suck and you gave me the wrong chicken take out
>every appetizer is fried or cheesy
>does not have bruschetta
>has a pizza menu
>has a soda menu
>asks clearly underage patrons if they'll be having alcohol and then proceeds to ask for ID anyways
>very few vegan options
>all the salads have oil and or dressing or meat
>meat dish comes served in anything other than a FLAT plate

>>10404920
Must be doing something right if I wake up one day and every douche doing the boho life is wearing flannel and drinking coffee out of pint jars and putting old barn wood up as siding in their authentic lawn clippings based Ethiopian-Mongolian fusion coffee shop

>>10403063
they literally sell mason jars at Whole Foods and they're advertised as drinking vessels

>>10404941
>wanting salad with no dressing

>>10404948
Yes, normal for people who aren't mentally retarded. You see, a salad is to be enjoyed for the flavor of the plants, and adding things like croutons, oil, dressing, or spice is an easy way to ruin it.

>>10404951
Salad is a vessel for dressing

>>10404839
This is really, really accurate

>>10403264
>get born
>find no purpose in life
>better get kids then!
>kids get born
>they find no purpose in life
>better get kids then!

man isn't life amazing

>>10404943
>Must be doing something right
yeah you're ruining the fucking world by repeatedly giving Portland new ways to fuck up bars and restaurants

>>10404968
They were ruined when someone decided to put them in portland. I doubt giving your !notsportsbar a different set of chairs and normal pint glasses would make much difference when people still dont want your gourmet 50 flavors of chips at $12 a basket

>>10404968
>yeah you're ruining the fucking world
>by making portland shittier
Coasties actually believe this

>>10404961
Confirmed for 15-25 years old.

Wait. That instinct will come. Kid.

>>10405026
portland keeps exporting all its shittiness

america needs to be fucking glassed already, every bit of culture that comes out of it is foul

>>10405068
Then why does the rest of the world keep copying it?

>>10405074
CIA psyops and forcible cultural takeover by overwhelming smaller countries with (((backpacking))) """students"""

>>10404961
lmao speak for yourself retard. also, having kids IS the purpose of life. ya stupid communist faggot.

>>10402815
>tip jar with puns written on it

>>10405068
Idk m8 the worst ive seen come out of the coastie territorys is pissed off closet conservatives that got tired of the property taxes and young people. Portland is retaining its hipsters pretty well but it may revert to where it was pre-beatnik if they dont do something about hemmorhaging taxpayers. Way its going it will basically be baltimore 3.0, a giant crack den with pockets of artistic teenagers.

>dark interior with a wood and stone theme
>plays indie rock music slightly too loud so its hard to have a conversation
>menu has words like
>artisan greens
>aioli
>cruelty-free
>highly-curated
>$7 "pints" that are only 16oz

>>10405118
>hipster death
thank god.

>>10403004
Do you also have to gate the stairwars and put soft rubber on all the sharp corners in your home?

>>10405129
>>$7 "pints" that are only 16oz
i see you that and raise you
>euro pint

>>10405129
But a pint is literally defined as 16oz

>>10405337
a pint is 20oz in Europe and England, and it is also supposed to be 20oz here in Canada by law, but lots of places particularly american chains use 16oz pints since its hardly regulated.

>>10405380
a pint is 20oz "by law" but laws for what bars have to say and do vary by province and have municipal by laws on top of that, and generally, the only thing they have to do is say the size of the glass (and just showing you the glass it will be poured in is enough)

luckily, ive found that places that do the bullshit non-pints tend to at least correct you if you specifically say "pint" and show/tell you that it's not a pint despite still costing 8$

>>10405100
>having kids IS the purpose of life

any actual evidence for this or is it just your feelies?

>>10405408
Ahhh thanks for the info.

A few places in my town don't list the size of the pint and I've ordered a few thinking they'd be full 20oz but they come back as fucking sleeves and I get so mad. But I'm too autistic to say anything to the wait staff.

>>10402827
>tfw your salad gets BLACKED/shit in.

>>10405038
>Wait. That instinct will come. Kid.
yeah when you are a 30 something loser who didn't achieve anything he set out to do so you feel the need to have a child to fill your empty life with """purpose""" and feel good again

>>10402730
>tfw living in a farming community
>there's 3 mom & pop diners
>2 of them use mason jars as glasses, not because it is quaint, but because their families do a metric shit ton of home food canning so they use jars for everything
>tfw dad used mason jars, to drink out of, since before I was born
>tfw I use mason jars to drink out of to this day

I remember riding on the fender of the tractor on a super hot and sunny day when I was 5yo. Dad was driving it around cutting the hay with the tractor. Around noon, mom drove up on the 3-wheeler and served us sandwiches and water. The glasses where mason jars full of ice cubes and water, with the rings and lids on top to keep them from splashing around. I went on to follow the tractor on foot with my empty jar and filled it with big grasshoppers that I later used for fishing. Mom fixed us grilled fish for dinner.

>>10405438
Sounds awful, I went to Chuck E Cheese

>>10403004
I had a shit load of really nice stemware. They are all trashed now because people who do the dishes are fucking retarded it seems. The dinner plates cost about $25 each to replace and there's been like 12 broken. I don't allow anyone to do my dishes anymore. I also made everyone who broke something give me money to replace it. Only the stemware was one of a kind since a local place made the run specifically for me and that glass place no longer exists.

>>10402861
This was common for rural folk in the US. It was "culturally appropriated" as those same hipsters would say.

>>10405416
the purpose of life, is to propagate itself.

thats what life does, and what life requires.

>>10405416
Not him but, the only reason you exist is because of millions of years of people having children, the only reason you exist is to carry on your genetic legacy.

>>10405416
It is something 100s of 1000s of your ancestors did in order to spawn you. It is your turn now.

>>10405424
>fucking sleeves
"sleeve" is probably less consistent than "pint". ive been places where a sleeve is their next size up, some where it's a half pint, some where it's the bullshit 16oz yanqui pint, "sleeve" may as well not even be a word

>>10405438
Comfy as fuck. Rural living best living.

>>10405471
>>10405462
>>10405456
Why? There is no intrinsic purpose in all of this. Just because it has happened for a long time doesn't mean it is meaningful.

>>10402730


Fuck, I love drinking out of Mason jars.

>>10403082


Ding ding ding. like dude, can't you just cut the burger in half for me?

>>10405489
That is fine, kid. Do your own thing.

>>10403082
What is the knife for?

>>10405683
oh man I really envy these "people" and their ugly ass kids

>food is served off a fucking shovel

>>10403124
>>10403264
t. retard who got trapped into having kids and having 2/3 of his paycheck go down the drain

You know your wife’s fucking every bull in town while you’re at work, right?

>>10405716
I get the idea of having unique presentation but ffs use something that gives confidence that the thing I'm being served on is clean and meant for food

at least put some was paper or something jesus

i dont know whats more offensive though, the shovel blade or serving a burger covered in... hollandaise? with no utensils. like fuck. make a choice of what kind of dish it is. is it finger food or not? if its not then gib utensil

>>10405750
you are supposed to take the shovel and assault the burger with it until you have a smooth paste that you can then shovel in your mouth

>>10402743
>burger costs more than $5
Anywhere with a half decent burger is now a hipster establishment I guess.
>has vegan options
I don't see the problem with not wanting to lose out on business.

>>10402730
>>they serve beverages in mason jars
So every bar in the Midwest?

>>10405724
enjoy committing to the death of the white race and end to your family by being a selfish child

>>10402913
I'm paying 7$ for a buck worth of beer, these fags can buy normal glasses and replace them as they wear.

>>10405821
flyovers strike again

>>10405724
>>10405698

>>10405834
i would rather be served beer directly in the can or bottle than in a fucking mason jar

if i wanted to drink cheap beer out of a mason jar, I'd do that at home!!

>>10405843
>Having children makes you less of a bitch somehow
Why don't you get more defensive about having kids, it totally doesn't seem like you secretly regret it

>>10402730
Nigger, they do that at toby keiths.

>>10402960
>If you actually came in with young kids and they didn't run around and yell like a bunch of shits, you'd be the first I've ever seen.

>tfw weird strangers always came up to us as we left the restaurant and complimented my parents over their well behaved kids
Really what you need to do to make kids stop their dumb bullshit isn't to ignore or beat them, you need to fucking leave if they act like shits. Once I had a typical shitty kid tantrum in a grocery store and my mom just picked me up, drove me home, and refused to talk to me for a day while just staring me down with pure boiling contempt as I wept and begged for forgiveness. Never pulled that shit again.

>>10405450
This is why I've been using the same set of Corelle and Fiesta plates my mom has had for 40+ years and only break out the fine China for special guests.

>>10405850
When I'm gone, my children will carry on my tradition of shitposting on 4chan. That last troll to post wins after all.

>>10405450
I'm confused by this. Are you a rich asshole who has maids accidentally break shit all the time, or are you some shitty roommate who never does his own dishes and waits for other people to do them for him?

>>10405866
>, or

>>10402743
>craft beer
So almost every bar
>burger costs more than 5 dollars
Wendy's confirmed as hipster dining
>smells like patchouli
You got me there
>Has vegan options
McDonald's confirmed as hipster dining
>Doesn't have high chairs for kids
If your kid is to small to sit at a real table unboosted take them somewhere else.

>>10405683
Holy fuck that couple and their kids are ugly. Not a single one will grow up to be better than a 5.

>>10405871
>roommates who have a "maid" (their mom or sister) come clean for them
IVE SEEN FOOTAGE

>>10404839
>closes at like 5pm or something stupid
>G E N T R I F I C A T I O N
I moved to the ghetto recently and I can tell you all these Mexicans and Vietnamese shutter their shit down and hide after 8pm other than that bar and grill that kicks out everybody who isn't a cartel member. Shit's too spooky even for fast food after 10.
I don't blame them, but it's not like violent crime is conducive to a hopping night life.
The streets go empty and dark but for oily black figures, leering and crawling through the blanket of night.

>>10405456
>>10405462
>>10405471
Others did it before,so therefore that's the "purpose" of existing? How about supporting your assertion with evidence instead of feelings. You can't prove that life has a meaning, therefore it's idiotic to assume that there is one.

>>10402743
>smells like patchouli more than food
Hipster, not hippie

>>10405884
>ugly.
They just look plain, nigger.
I've traveled the world, so I'm pretty sure there's no magical locale where plainness is notably ugly.
They look like good kids, maybe a little simple, but good.

>>10405894
>You can't prove that life has a meaning

You should probably look up the definition of "life" before spouting your retard's version of philosophy. Either that or go back to playing video games.

>drinks menu has an IPA section
bye

>>10405888
>I don't blame them, but it's not like violent crime is conducive to a hopping night life.
thats fair and all but where im living now is a student ghetto in canada i.e. fairly safe

that 24h place was there for as long as i can remember, it's prolly older than me. afaik the owner was retiring, couldnt find a buyer, and gave up on it and let someone new move in

>>10405931
>the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death.
How does the definition of life prove that it has meaning? Not even that guy.

>>10405931
I read your post several times but I still can't find anything in it that even attempts to logically support your position

>>10405380

I work at a brewery in America and 20oz glasses always seem way too big to me, unless you’re really throwing ‘em back

>>10405438

Feel free to post here anytime, please.

>>10402861
Man, musta been an ugly baby if you drove him to that.

>>10405833
>muh white race

Okay, mutt.

>>10405750
That image is parody, dude.

>>10402829
Sneed.

>they didn't invest any money in repairing the walls

By this thread's logic, every local restaurant is hipster and I should just eat at Applebee's and Chilis anytime I eat out.

>>10403026
>>10406157

>>10402743

>high chairs
>wanting screaming ass kids slinging ketchup everywhere when they're not smearing grease all over the tablet their parents gave them in an ill-conceived plan to keep them quiet through dinner.

I guess I'm a hipster then. Get me a vinyl record and an overengineered esoteric beer stat!

>>10406209
Or every Local restaurant near you does this shit. I've actually never been to a restaurant that does this stuff.

>chips in a bucket
>rest of the food on a rimless board or slate, allowing sauce to spill onto the table

>>10406477
>gourmet hot dog served in a basket, with a knife and fork, because there's too many toppings for the dog to hold together or be eaten by hand
>it's called a "dawg"

ive literally fit a half mast horse cock in my mouth but fuck if im gonna embarrass myself eating a hot dog with shit piled that high. it tastes good but the portions get a little silly, a sandwich you have to eat with a knife and fork defeats the point of having a sandwich. may as well serve it in a bowl with crutons instead of on a bun

>>10402914
>homemade pickles
enjoy your botulism

>>10406564
uma delicia...

>>10405416
Im ok with people like you not having kids. Let that line of genetic stupid just die

>>10402743
>smells like patchouli more than food

>>10406564
If you fuck up pickling you might be an imbecile.

>Fred Breidt, USDA specialist, on fermented vegetables: "There has never been a documented case of foodborne illness from fermented vegetables. Risky is not a word I would use to describe vegetable fermentation."*
https://www.wildfermentationforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=3654

Botulism haet salt and vinegar.

>>10404953
Fatso logic at its finest

>>10402743
>you’re a hipster if you don’t eat off the value menu at fast food restaurants

>>10406906
>he thinks pickling and fermenting are the same thing

>>10402730
>males have the facial hair of a man with the wardrobe selection of a 13 year old boy
>stupid fucking piercings all over their face
>stupid fucking fake hair colors
>wearing winter hats indoors....during the summer
>fat bitches that try to emulate 40's pin-up girls

>vegan restaurant
>friends order vegan nachos
>takes over an hour
>arrives cold, with guacamole and hummus instead of cheese and salsa
>pbr served in mason jars
>played run the jewels or some shit in the background

FUCK

>>10402815
You almost described a Chili's

>>10406516
you picky eaters are the worst

>>10406348
Every local restaurant does -some- of this shit, but few are totally given over to the hip side.

I don't understand the hate for IPAs, they're a great beer to have with dinner when you're just having one or two and want a nice buzz.

>>10407995
>order vegan pulled pork sandwich
>get shredded carrots over a bed of sprouts

>>10403425
Insecurity is an epic meme

>>10408046
Why not jackfruit?

>>10407995
>>played run the jewels or some shit in the background
>played music about drinking doing drugs fucking women who are on drugs, and killing people in an eating establishment
Why do modern soy creatures not listen to lyrics?

>>10408041
>I don't understand the hate for IPAs
It's because some of them just started cramming in as much hops as possible, and trying to get the highest IBU, even if it didn't taste good. And then you had the people who thought they were more refined for being able to tolerate what other people considered undrinkable, like drinking an IPA needs to be a challenge to overcome. There are still a few decent ones and those memes have started to die down, but people are still going to perceive them that way for a while.

>>10405689
To stab the faggot waiter

>>10405862
that's beautiful, anon

>>10403082
love the juxtaposition between a giant knife "violently" stabbed into your burger and cutting a hamburger like a chick

>Finally decide to check out the new trendy hipster foodtruck in town
>They have tacos and sandwiches but with a hipster twist
>Korean Tacos
>I love Korean food, I love tacos, might be good
>Order it
>$14
>3 tacos with chewy meat, coleslaw with sesame oil, and the worst sriracha mayo I have ever had
>Literally saturated in oil and mayo
Worst tacos I ever had. What the fuck was Korean about that? I thought it would have bulgogi beef, maybe some gochujang or some sort of Korean pickles. Nope. Sriracha and coleslaw. Never again.

>>10407995
>vegan nachos
>with cheese
your friend deserved it

>>10408144
>getting a burger that's small enough to eat without cutting it in half
how's your vagina doing?

>>10408148
don't order xthing if it isn't an xplace where x=nationality

>>10405850
>>Having children makes you less of a bitch somehow
Not having children is the primary occupation of milennials and soy boys.

>>10406209
Barf

>>10406564
>doesn't understand the diff between pickling and canning

>>10402743
Wait what the fuck does patchouli have to do with hipsters? Are you thinking of hippies? Do you literally not know the difference?

>>10402730
Why the fuck is the lid/rim still screwed on? Nothing wrong with drinking from a mason jar, that's normal around here, but I don't understand why I'm seeing the rim screwed on.

>hipster
you guys have been misspelling "faggot"

>>10402992
>boulder
Kinda cheating desu senpai

>>10402743
What the fuck restaurant does not have craft beer?
and Burgers under $5?
Do you only eat at rural dive bars?

>>10402730
If the people in the restaurant look like the person in your pic, that's also another sign

>>10403051
Doing it at home is fine, but Im not paying to drink out of a fucking spaghetti jar. Its a business buy some proper fucking cups

>>10402730
Cracker Barrel had mason jars for drinks 30+ years ago.

leaving the aluminum ring on the thing deserves a special place in hell

>>10405408
>a pint is 20oz "by law" but laws for

a pint is 16 oz limp dick
when Ameria starting going small brewery, the pint glasses offered by Lilly and other glass companies were 15 oz, they were basically glasses used with a shake

some guy sued in Ameica and one
meanwhile in Britain, pint glasses wern't being filled to the top, so in essence, not a "pint"
lawyers or whatever they call them in that London talk got involved, thus the 20 oz glass I suppose

>>10408587
And one what?

>>10402730
>new hipster joint new my house opens
>order Toad in the Hole
>waitress comes back to table
>lifts skirt
>there's a toad in her vagina
>$23 bucks, but fucking worth it
>some hipster joints are okay

>>10402730
They do the mason jar thing in southern, redneck, BBQ joints too. The "no hipster allowed" kind of joint.

>>10402830
Says you.

>>10408142
This made me laugh too hard, fuck

>>10402730
I went to a Bob Evans that did that. They had some really good candied bacon though, so I don't mind

>>10402773
>"Here's your dessert, try not to slice your arms open and bleed to death on the carpet flooring. We just steam cleaned it. "

anything truffle

>>10402743
I like the idea but somewhere in there your post took a hard left and veered off the side of the road

>>10402815
all of this

Jambalaya and a crawfish pie and filé gumbo
Cause tonight I'm gonna see my ma cher amio
Pick guitar fill fruit jar and be gay-o
Son of a gun we'll have big fun on the bayou

fucking Hank Williams was a hillbilly but he knew how to party with his "fruit jar"

>>10402730
>Charging twice as much for half the portion

>>10404839
this entire post is spot on lmao. To a fucking T
>baristas who refer to themselves as artists because they make a half assed swirl of cream in your coffee and demand 7.5 + tip

>>10404951
I do not agree with this post

>>10405416
>t neckbeard
obvious cope

>>10402815
left out the "man buns".

>>10402821
No I have Mason jars with metal rims but an open top in my house. It would be a pain in the arse to drink out of though but so is a rectangular glass with a thick rim without a handle or a straw is retarded to drink from

>>10403142
I swear to fuck if that's a reference to that 70's show.

>>10405894
I'm sad you took nihilism to mean "nothing matters, so do nothing" instead of "nothing matters, so do everything".

>>10408587
As Trump said-"WRONG".
Here's the explanation about all the different pint measurements around the world.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pint

>>10404936
did someone say hipsters in the nineteeth century?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_HGqPGp9iY

>>10407474
>>fat bitches that try to emulate 40's pin-up girls
the worst of the worst

>>10408041
the big brands like keiths arent so bad but 99% of hipster beers are lazily made """IPA""" swill made exclusively of whole hops flowers

>>10408099
>like drinking an IPA needs to be a challenge to overcome.
oh my god, also this. LE DOUBLE IPA MAY MAY and LE SESSION IPA MAY MAY need to die

>>10408144
seeing as that is not a burger and probably a turkey sandwich, it probably is a chick.

>>10404955
>>10408787
thank u for validating me but it wont quell the roaring emptiness inside my heart

>>10408814
I agree
I'm a vegan, not because I love animals, I just hate plants.

>>10405449
first response best response

>>10408159
but it's not the length or width of a burger that makes it impractical to eat, but the height. in 2d circles come to infinitely small points and circles with bits taken out have corners that too come to infinitely small points, but the height of the burger can limit eating it by the size of your jaw. but you dont need to cut a burger heightwise, you can just disassemble it. do you even understand burger engineering? did you not play burger time as a kid?

>>10408652
>candied bacon
maximum soyboy right here

>>10402861
same. My roommates can a lot of food and we have more jars laying around than cups so why not?

>>10408278

>>10402730
>consumers aren't mostly blue collar fathers and immigrants who order using hand gestures

>>10407474
>>fat bitches that try to emulate 40's pin-up girls
Don't remind me.

>>10407474
>>fat bitches that try to emulate 40's pin-up girls
why do these chicks exist

theyre always fat

40s pin ups werent fat!!!

>>10406157
Back to your containment board

>>10402730
Quaker stake sells certain drinks in mason jars.

>>10402730
ITT: a bunch of man children who can't stand anything different and bash creative people who run creative establishments because they're too lazy and stupid to start their own business like I did. Ha I almost feel bad for you guys, I wouldn't even serve you in my establishment, I would humiliate you in front of all the diners who yes, come on the regular and keep coming back because a successful businessman such as myself knows how to create a fun and unique atmosphere, I don't care if you think it's 'hipster or any other preconceived notion you have about successful businesses, I'm infinitely more successful than you and have a higher iq than you so enjoy you fucking McDonald's value menu, you couldn't even afford my restaurant.
Get a life you pricks.

always funny when flyovers make these threads complaining about trends that were big seven years ago

>>10402743
Minus the vegan options and the patchouli, you just described every local restaurant in my area.

>>10402763
>>10402730
mason jars are out, beakers and light bulbs are in.

>>10403016
>t. salty youngfag with obviously retarded opinions

>>10405489
its not meaningful you dumbass

organisms are just genetic expressions that exist to interact with their environment and replicate themselves

if you dont want to have kids be my guest

imo life is pretty insignificant anyways, might as well roll with your intrinsic biological impulses

>>10402730

>>10404961

>>10405100
>>10405456
>>10409837

>>10409846
yeah everything reproduces you dumbshit, we all know that

the fact that youre unironically posting that retarded comic only proves what a dumb soyshit you are

what youre not realising is that if more intelligent organisms dont reproduce because of XYZ reasons (shit like "muh career" or "whats the point xd" ) then the genes responsible for higher cognitive capacity that encourage such conclusions slowly get phased out of the gene pool for being a selective disadvantage because of below average amounts of offspring within the population so you end up with an increasingly dumber population

>>10409846
>imagines people as dumb caveman with delusions of immortality just for politely introducing their children to her

Looks like Nina has mental problems, good thing she doesnt want to breed

>>10409877
Yeah, I hadn't realized that. Thanks for this wholly original and unassailable argument.

>>10409899
Its not supposed to be original (basically bio301) or an argument im just mocking you for being a brainlet

Please don't reproduce.

>>10409877
>>10409899
Wrong board you dumb cunts.
Keep it relevant or fuck off.

>>10409918
ban me, faggot

>>10402907
This. McDonalds and Burgerking arent even under $5 unless you're getting literal kids food.

>>10409681
found your facebook. loving every laugh

>>10409846
this is, actually, the absolute state of americans.

>>10409979
>be american
>be soyboy
>get attacked by cat
>go bankrupt
gofundme / 22y6yh9s

>>10405438
Moar

>>10409841
white people are a pox. kill all whites

>>10409999
checked

If it's any good and under $200 a plate, honestly.

>>10402829

>>10402829

>>10405438

My mom used to send me to baseball practice as a kid with a mason jar of tea. Ahhh.....

>>10410007
you can't check'em here, there's like 10 comments an hour

>>10402743
>craft beer
Fuckin bullshit for faggots
>burger costs more than $5
Well I would hope it would to be honest if you are having one in a sit down restaurant.
>vegan options
not really an issue, I'm not a vegan either

>>10403082
What is the other knife stabbed into?

A R T I S A N A L

>>10402861
drinking out of a jar isn't the issue
serving drinks in a restaurant in them is the issue, unless of course it's "country" themed.

>>10410930
aw but the numbers are so beautiful

>>10409918
>y-you're not allowed to have opinions
Go back to r*ddit. Please

>small batch

>>10410955
What do you drink? Bud lite?

>>10409681
Even if you did actually own a venue you wouldn't do shit to offend potential customers you spineless lying faggot.

>I'd be a dick because it's MY ESTABLISHMENT
>t. someone that has literally never even worked in customer service let alone in a managerial position

>>10402975
That just sounds like a bar

>>10402975

>on tab beer is sam adams and blue moon

Wut? That's literally the first sign that you're in the opposite of a hipster establishment.

>>10402861
I live in the south. We do that here, too.

>>10402730
Hipsters everywhere.

>>10405888
Idk Flowers of Vietnam in Corktown Detroit is open until 12 every night and it's some of the best food I've had at great prices

>>10405380
>in Europe
The civilized world (i.e. rest of Europe) sells beer by the half-liter, stupid British mutt.

>drinking out of mason jars is a bad thing
Did I miss something? I always kept and washed out the ones I got when buying honey or jam since it was cheaper than buying a whole set of glasses. They also feel cozier than a regular glass to drink out of during a summer barbecue. Have I been doing it wrong this whole time?

>>10409999
Not that anon, but I grew up in the sticks of east Texas.

Some 15 years ago, I remember similar situations, I was about 13, going out with my dad on some section of land we owned on the big orange tractor with a brush hog and a backhoe to move dirt. We had a four-wheeler, too; still there, but it doesn't work so well these days. We would bring a cooler with some chicken, ice, and Sprite. After working in the heat, we'd set up a small grill on the tailgate of his truck and barbecue some chicken, eat it with chips. We would get a plastic cup of ice and sprite, and he'd pull out a big glass jug of sangria wine and put a splash or two in each of our cups.

Image related. We turned what was a mess of overgrowth into a home.

>>10412543
"Comfy." FFS. KYS.

>>10408189
>having kids just to prove you’re cock works
>having this much insecurity

Also, I recommend looking up what a millennial is. Unless you’re over 33 or under 20, you’re a fucking millenial. And if you are over 33 and STILL posting on 4chan, let alone /ck/, then you need to reevaluate your priorities in life, dude. And if you have a kid before 25, then you’re just straight retarded.

>>10412571
I'm sorry that my sense of coziness offends you for some unknown reason.

>>10412543
You have done nothing wrong, because you are an individual doing what you like. The hate comes from when overpriced restaurants do it because "the kids these days" like it.
If I am spending sit-down restaurant money, I'd like a sit-down restaurant experience. If a restaurant goes for the casual dining atmosphere but charges sit-down prices, I feel ripped off.

>>10412543
Drinking out of a mason jar in a sit down restaraunt is like wearing a cowboy hat at a desk job: it shows a complete lack of cultural awareness and gives the impression you're a pose with a power-cord-chewing habit.

>>10412571
>NOTHING CAN BE COMFY IT ALL HAS TO BE AESTHETIC AND MATURE LOOKING REEEEEE
This is you, this is how you sound. Contain your autism and accept the fact that different people have different preferences. You'll be happier for it I assure you.

>walls covered in tacky posters, signs, etc.
>double points if they're overtly politic
>triple points if they specifically say things like "no douchebags allowed"
>out of place "rustic" wood furniture
>service staff dressed down and in hipster clothing
>beer menu more than one page
>benches replace some (or all) of the chairs
>communal tables
>seriously I hate communal tables so fucking much

And this is just one place in Calgary

>>10409114
>>10407474
Such a shame that they don't try to emulate the roaring 20s look as that is much sexier and more unique.

>>10404961
My purpose in life is to shitpost.

>>10412601
I drink out of mason jars all the time. I don't need people to define who I am. Mason jars have superior volume and is glass.

mason jars are fine for most drinks but different beers call for specific glassware, and i better be getting it if i'm paying $7.00+ for a beer

>>10412521
Soon beer is going to be banned in your country, Hans.

>>10402975
im so glad im not in your state jesus christ

>>10409979
She does know after a certain number of incidents that are taken to the hospital animal control will put the cat to sleep in the U.S. We make sure dangerous ((animals)) are put down.

Louisiana fag here. I've drank out of mason jars since forever. Mostly because my family always made their own jelly n stuff and made use of not-in-use jars. Although if you buy mason jars with a handle specifically made for drinking out of, then yeah, your a hipster

>>10413624
I'm American.

>>10402840
It's written without an accent and just another type of soda. Fritz cola would be a better indicator as it's still just coke but with a more 'artisanal' packaging.

>>10409846
>implies people who want to reproduce are unevolved
>doesn't realise the individuals reproducing most are by definition the most 'evolved'
I'm all for people having/not having kids, but Christ, at least think your criticism through.

>>10414435

>he thinks being fittest for survival is in any way a value judgement
>he thinks humans are still evolving

We live in the idiocracy, anon.

Slow moving ceiling fans or belt driven ones

>>10414450
avg iq is dropping everyhwere

it doesnt matter if youre smarter or better in every way than someone else if you have less offspring than them, their genes will end up with a higher % representation over time if that is the case

>>10403082
>Chips
Well this hasn't happened to you because the coppers would have shut down that gaff for serving food with "murder pokers".