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10397225 No.10397225 [Reply] [Original]

>open Easter gift from Mom
>it's one of these
>thanks Mom
>it's a garlic press, you press garlic with it
>I know

most useless piece of shit in any kitchen, but it's from my Mom

>> No.10397236

>>10397225
Agreed. I've never gotten good results from them, and if you're already removing the skin with a knife, why switch tools?

>> No.10397317
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10397317

>>10397225
Fucking nigger fagit doesn't know the benefits of a garlic press. I'd make your Mother cum from all her holes just because she got her shitty child a garlic press as a present. Ungreatful brainlet fagit, if you like to cook and mummy who gets my cummies got you a garlic press, she really cares about your hobby. Eat a bag of babby nigger dicks OP.

>> No.10397323

>>10397236
You don't need to remove the skin with a half decent press

>> No.10397350

>>10397317
Dude kill yourself

>> No.10397358

garlic press is usable but cleaning it is a chore

overall, the guided precision of the knife is preferable for me

>> No.10397361

A thread died for this

>> No.10397362

>>10397358
>cleaning garlic press to use it again
lol poor

>> No.10397367

>>10397225
you say garlic press, i say tiny spaetzle maker

>> No.10397408

>>10397317
>"born to feed"
>not "born to grill"

Step it up, Anon.

>> No.10397535

>>10397225
nothing wrong with a garlicpress you ungrateful prick

>> No.10398119
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10398119

>>10397408
I know anon, forgive me for I have sinned.

>> No.10398578

>>10397362
This. I throw mine put and buy a new one everytime I cook

>> No.10398813

>>10397535
>>10397317
what causes people to turn out like this

>> No.10398848
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10398848

>>10398813
Hello newfriend.
>Not expecting over the top posts in a b8 thread
4chins made me this way, I am sure more people chuckled with amusement than sneered in disgust at my post.
Newfriend sissies like you should go play in the kiddy box that is /pol/.
Beyond and take your faggotry with you.

>> No.10398852

>>10397225

>easter gift

Wut?

>> No.10398853

>>10397225
Hey, I hate garlic presses too, but when your mom gives you a present, you just say thanks and give her a nice hug. Your mom loves you.

>> No.10399087

>>10397317
This, only unironically

>> No.10399336
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10399336

>>10397225
>not getting a garlic roller.
Bongs need not apply, it contains sharp blades.

>> No.10399339

>>10397225
Use it to crush your balls and say "guess you're not having grandchildren and it's your fault btw"

>> No.10400316

>>10399336
I fucking love this shit so much.

>> No.10400381

>>10399336
>garlic gets stuck inside of it since you can't clean it perfectly
>it develops into a lethal poison due to the moisture from the air
Garlic is a fucking shit tier food and it's unironically dangerous to consume it. There is no real treatment either so if you're unlucky you're dead.

Is it worth it just to be able to have a breath that smells like shit?

>> No.10400539

>>10400381
>>garlic gets stuck inside of it since you can't clean it perfectly
You can open the entire thing and take it apart and put it back together easily.

>> No.10400545

>>10400539
It's still a dangerous food. I wouldn't consume it. Eating raw chicken is safer than that shit.

>> No.10400550

>>10400539
still virtually impossible to clean thoroughly, used it twice and threw it out
i wish my mom had gotten me a garlic press instead

>> No.10400560
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10400560

>>10398853
my mom never hugged me

>> No.10400723

>>10400545
t. pissy vampire

>> No.10400729

Garlic presses have their uses and even if they didn't you'd still be a massive piece of shit for ragging on your mother on 4chan.

>> No.10400733

>>10400560
Michael Richards was paid entirely in watermelons for his work on the first season of "Seinfeld". He would later get a better contract and end up a very wealthy man, but for that first year it was watermelon three times a day in his tiny cheap flat.
Some have speculated that this is what caused his deep seething hatred of the blacks.

>> No.10400735

>>10397225
Garlic presses are really nice if you need to do a lot of garlic all at once. And they are really easy to clean if you wash them right after using them.
I don't understand the hate here, I don't browse /ck/ often.

>> No.10400740

>>10397317
ur a big guy.

>> No.10400745

>>10400723
It's not a meme. Read up on what happens if you put garlic inside of olive oil and leave it in the refrigerator. That shit is dangerous.

>> No.10400747
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10400747

>>10397225
Is that an official Jamie Oliver™ garlic press / garlic slicer?

>> No.10400753

>>10400745
oily garlic?

>> No.10400757

>>10400753
Google it anon.

>> No.10400768

>>10400550
I never clean my garlic press, if you just let it dry it never molds, and bigger parts crumbel and falls off by it self.

>> No.10400776
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10400776

>>10397358
I just rinse mine under the faucet and the gunk all comes out.
Maybe it's a hassle to clean if you don't do it right away. I wouldn't know.

>> No.10400779

>>10400745
I googled effects of garlic as you said
>Some early research suggests that applying a vaginal cream containing garlic and thyme nightly for 7 nights is as effective as clotrimazole vaginal cream for treating yeast infections.

>> No.10400799

>>10400776
>that egg thing
How can people eat cold eggs?

>>10400779
Google garlic and olive oil dangers.

>> No.10400822
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10400822

>>10400757
>When homemade garlic-infused oil is left UNrefrigerated OR kept for too long, the chance of this bacteria growing is very real.
Yeah, why not avoid garlic entirely because in this very special circumstance it could pose a risk.

>> No.10400826
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10400826

>>10400799
You mean in sandwiches and such? I don't understand why you would have a problem with that.

>> No.10400839

>>10400799
Surely you could have just told him what the "danger is" at this point. Is it really less effort to tell him to google it in three separate posts?

>> No.10400841

>>10400822
The fact that it can even grow at all makes it dangerous. It can probably also grow if you leave a garlic on the shelf for a month before using it.

>>10400826
It tastes weird. Eggs should be hardboiled and eaten warm.

>>10400839
I thought it was common knowledge.

>> No.10400846

>>10400839
He's clearly autistic, anon.

>> No.10400859

>>10400545
vamp poster detected

>> No.10400860

>>10400841
>It can probably also grow if you leave a garlic on the shelf for a month before using it.

"they can spread in certain foods when not exposed to oxygen—as is the case when infusing garlic in oil."

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10400866

>>10400740
For you

>> No.10400896

>>10400860
Then why does it occur in fishes too? Check mate garlicfag.

>> No.10400999

>>10400896
Because fishes don't have refrigerators, vlad.

>> No.10401036

>>10400826
Egg, mayo, salt, rugbrod and purlog is a classic.

>> No.10401044

>>10397236
you don't remove the skin, it stays in the press after pressing the garlic out.

>> No.10401051

>>10397225
I find these very useful, and like >>10400776 says I never have a problem cleaning it. I also clean my dishes right away though.

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10401076

>>10397225
made that faggot pork from chef, crushing 2 whole bulbs is far less aggravating than dicing them.

pork came out real nice

>> No.10401158

who here microplane masterrace for processing garlic?

>> No.10401292

>>10400841
So because bacteria can grow on garlic we should stop eating garlic? Do you know what happens to meat when left unrefridgerated for a few days? Bacteria fucking grows on it.

No, I'll keep eating garlic as much as I want, and I'll use my garlic and thyme oil infusion for my vaginal issues.