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>HURRRRRRR DURRRRRRR ME PUT CAYENNE IN EVERY DISH. IT GOOD

johnfags will unironically defend this bullshit youtube celeb chef "signature"

keep telling me cayenne is a "neutral" heat, you fucken tastelet morons

>> No.10388035

>>10388024

Nobody cares.

>> No.10389046

>>10388024
chef john is a jew

>> No.10389057

You know you can just not add cayenne if you don't like right?

>> No.10389392

>>10388024
this is some terrible bait. it could use a sprinkle of cayenne.

>> No.10389399

>>10388024
you are, after all, the Lyin' Ted of your faggot thread

>> No.10389494

he is a chef, not a cook. how could he be wrong?

>> No.10389497

what‘s the consent on steak well done with ‘cha?

>> No.10389500

>>10388024
>flyover angry at adding flavor to their meals

Checks out.

>> No.10389516
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10389516

>not harrassing chef john on twitter

>> No.10389642

>>10389046
wtf i hate chef john now

>> No.10389700

>>10389497

I asked and everyone agreed you're a retard.

>> No.10389765

>>10388024
This is what happens when the baby tries to be an adult.
OP is a smelly baby

>> No.10389866

>>10389399
top kek

>> No.10389868

>>10389700
thanks lori

>> No.10389890
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10389890

By the way, does anyone here suffer from frequent nosebleeds? Incorporate cayenne pepper into your daily diet. Even put it in your tea. You're welcome.

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10389900

>>10388024
Now, what do you have against some good old Cayenne. It's a mild flavorful seasoning.

>> No.10389929

>>10389890
Who the fuck gets nosebleeds? I never had a nose bleed aside that one time I picked my nose too hard I had a tiny amount of blood on my finger.

>> No.10390000

>>10389890
better yet, do a cayenne enema for max health benefits

>>10389900
>therefore, put cayenne in literally everything you cook

>> No.10390008

>>10389929
oh boy, just wait until your first nosebleed. a truly unsettling and suprising feeling

>> No.10390048

>>10390008
I get them at least once a month. that faggot will probably vomit when he gets his first.

>> No.10390330

>>10388024
La Creatura. Ay Dios Mio!!

>> No.10390377

>>10388024
>calls others tastlets
>cant deal with a lil cayenne because too white

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10390382

>>10389392
>>10389399

>> No.10390443

>>10390048
>health is malfunctioning to the point where recurring nosebleeds happen.
>is proud of this fact
>calls other people fags for not having nosebleeds

ok pal

>> No.10390467

>>10390443
>health is malfunctioning
He has such an overwhelming surplus of blood that his body has to naturally drain the excess monthly. He's the spitting image of good health.

>> No.10390487

Chef John's intonation is fucking gay

>> No.10390927
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>>10389057
IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY!
YOU HAVE TO USE THE CAYENNE!

>> No.10390933

he adds it in because he is fat snd its good for the heart

>> No.10390934

>>10390487
Maybe he is gay?

>> No.10390970

I don't think cayenne is spicy at all.