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>> No.10383252

>>10382776
>itt shit americans call "food"

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one piggy got stuck

>> No.10383278

>>10383248
I think it's undercooked

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>>10383267
post more of this nip

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last one that I have, enjoy your nips

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>>10383262
YAMEROOOOOO

>> No.10383396

>>10382776
EG! HOW?

>> No.10383403

>>10383395
Gooks are top bakers especially now that France is overrun with migrants

>> No.10383413

>>10383391
this guy just annoys me to no end

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>> No.10383432

>>10383298
A bowl of labias

>> No.10383441

>>10383425
that is a vile insult to steak

>> No.10383452
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>>10383391
not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers

>> No.10383466

>>10383267
anyone know where the pillow behind her is from?

>> No.10383490

>>10383391
>dat nose picking always gets me

>> No.10383497

>>10383391
>tries to do cool moves like those action cooks but only flails around unnecessarily like he has ADHD or is tweaking on meth
>picks his nose and wipes it on his apron

Wtf is he even selling? Crepes soaked in lemon juice and some sugar?

>> No.10383503

>>10383262
that shit is suicide inducing

>> No.10383541

>>10383413
>>>10383391
>this guy just annoys me to no end
Oh, he's definitely got a medical condition. Spastic jerky movements. The fast movement is a way to gain more control by staying in motion, he's got a momentum to keep going which gives him more control and precision.

>> No.10383546

>>10382776
Daily reminder Americans have a butter Despenser for popcorn, they literally pour melted butter out of a fucking fountain all over there popcorn, shit load of he fucking stuff, fast flowing. Some even get a cup full of it and drink it throughout the film.

America. China's little play thing.

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>>10383261
Ah dude i made something so similar to this with cheeto dorito crust, a nice beshamel on top after, some shredded cheddar, broiled that shit and put a nice egg on top. That's the picture minus the egg

>> No.10383573

>>10382776
how get out no break eggs?

>> No.10383579
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>>10383546
>being so poor he doesn't have a butter distribution machine
pathetic

>> No.10383587

>>10383497
>Wtf is he even selling? Crepes soaked in lemon juice and some sugar?
That's a legit way to serve a crepe. Crepes 101

>> No.10383601

>>10383497
>Crepes soaked in lemon juice and some sugar?
That's a super popular way to eat pancakes in Europe.

>> No.10383620

>>10383425
The thing that bothers me the most about Jack is that if he wasn't so fucking scared of getting splashed by the oil...

God damn it, just dropping food in the pan like that is what causes you to get splashed you fucking idiot!

>> No.10383623

>>10383425
knew what this was going to be just from the title. that guy's existence must be a special kind of hell.

>> No.10383635

>>10383261
Why mozzarella? If you're going for a taco taste why not a Mexican cheese?

>> No.10383683

How does he get out without breaking all the eggs?

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>>10383262
WHY

>> No.10383699
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>>10383579
>He doesn't pour gallons of fat all over corn
>He must be poor
American logic, hahaha

>> No.10383723

>>10383267
What is that Texas burger?
Looks like a regular hamburger with an extra slice of bread in the middle and some ham/cheese.

>> No.10383734

>>10383391
I bet that fucker's resting heart rate is in the 40s with all that constant cardio

>> No.10383740

>>10383422
With every video of him I watch I get more and more disgusted by him. What a pathetic excuse for a human being.

>> No.10383765

>>10383620
So he drops the steak in the almost cold pan from half a foot height cause he is afraid he might get hot oil on him? Haha what a retard just gently lower whatever you want to fry into the pan and you get no hot oil on you

>> No.10383791

>>10383723
Texas toast?

>> No.10383798

>>10383262
I will kill this bitch

>> No.10383852

>>10383791
Nah way too thin. Looks like just a second bottom bun like a bigmac has.

>> No.10383992

>>10382776
What is that, hydrogenated pink corn slime?

>>10383262
I'm curious what kind of parenting results in this monstrosity.

>> No.10384003

>>10383252
So soft wurst aren't food?

>> No.10384028

>>10383262
>Opens flavored chips upside down
This is actually patrician as fuck.

>> No.10384043

>>10383391
Dude has got early Parkinson's.

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>>10383546
Imahine being this enviously booty blasted over people that you'll never meet that you have to make shit up.
Stay mad, peon.

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>>10383422
Tammy looks like she's 69 in this...
Jack? bright eyed a bushy tailed... go figure, guess you never can tell

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>> No.10384652

>>10384601
I hate team peanut butter :(

>> No.10384670

>>10383248
i am sickened but curious

>> No.10384694

>>10383261
Too much bread

>> No.10384701

>>10384601
are there pipes in the eggs or how do they heat up?

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>>10383547

>> No.10384887

>>10384601
how does he get out of there

>> No.10384933

>>10383422
i really dont like that guy

>> No.10384954

>>10383635
The fact they called it "Mince" instead of ground beef suggests they're from bongistan or some other non-burger anglo country, so mexican cheese might not be something readily available.

>> No.10384957
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>>10384601
EG!!!

>> No.10385019 [DELETED] 

>>10384957
>>10384601

>>2171000

>> No.10385040

>>10383992
It's hot dogs. It's a "How it's made" episode, you can see it in youtube.

>> No.10385065

>>10384701
huh?

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>>10385019
>>10385032
kek
Lurk moar, newfag.

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>>10385090
FUCK

>> No.10385109

>>10385090
>>10384957
>>10384601

>>>/wsg/2171000

Eat shit, nigger

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>>10383262

>> No.10385149

>>10383546
>all over there popcorn
Learn to speak English if you're going to talk shit.

>> No.10385153
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Peanut butter?

>> No.10385173

>>10383452
>Fryposter is a peep
I now have 100% incontrovertible proof that you are a faggot.

>> No.10385181
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>>10385149
He's probably British; they can't help it.

>> No.10385182

>>10385153
Looks pretty good desu

>> No.10385184

>>10384601
Allow me understand how their exiting system works in his establishment?

>> No.10385187

>>10385153

Best flavor.

>> No.10385195

>>10384601
How does he egg without breaking out?

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>> No.10385326

>>10385181
That webm really got me pissed.

>> No.10385340

>>10385326
you wasn't laughing at Italian water and tasty leaf??
lmfao chill out dude it's a JOKE

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>>10385109
No, you really need to lurk moar. Refrain from posting until you've lurked at least a year.

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team juicy is in the house tonight

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>>10385358
>Lurk a year for a relatively new board function

Fuck off, retard

>> No.10385386

>>10385375
>cross board linking
>new
u wot m8?

>> No.10385403

>>10385386
Added in 2012 with the native extension and captcha.

>> No.10385412

>>10385403
That would not be new by any stretch.

>> No.10385415

>>10385373

ITS RAAAAWWWWWW°!

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>>10385412
>2012
>Not new

Listen to this little babby...

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>>10383425
>Dollar Tree steak

>> No.10385525

>>10385181
Whats with the non browned onions and garlic? This shit misses out on some taste.

All that effort is now wasted. I would have used a bit of the left over noodle water and added it to the sauce.

>> No.10385534

>>10385516
>"steak"

Where I live, we call meat with this thickness bacon.

>> No.10385536

>>10385181
toplel

>> No.10385580

>>10383425
>Jack salts and peppers before it's finished.....
PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEPPEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEPPEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEPPEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP

>> No.10385605
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>>10385181
>tomato sauce in a cast iron

>> No.10385625

>>10385412
What has this place come to

>> No.10385721
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>>10385153
team ranch

>> No.10385802

>>10384601
HOW??!!

>> No.10385813

>>10383262
i feel attacked right now

>> No.10385860

>>10385721
I hate ranch

>> No.10385892

>>10383252
Why are you like this?

>> No.10385893

>>10383262

Why would you subject me to this?

What have I ever done to you?!

>> No.10385909
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>>10385860
me too

>> No.10385921

>>10383248

I am getting curiously aroused.

>> No.10385922

>>10385909
God, I hate that stupid boomerang effect in these soy faggot videos.

>> No.10385929

>>10384887

doorway behind him.

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>>10385625
>There are people posting that don't remember pre-captcha
>There are people posting that don't remember moot

Truly dark times

>> No.10385967

>>10385184
He ninja flips out of there. duh.

>> No.10386022

>>10385181
>bong made a webm clearly and flagrantly demonstrating guilt of both posession and brandishment of a spoon, both felony charges

The absolute madman.

>> No.10386033

>>10385922
>boomerang effect
what the crikey does that mean m8

>> No.10386059

>>10383267
>>10383292
>>10383293
>>10383298
>>10383302
>>10383304
>>10383310
I really want to know what her poop looks like.

But I would give anything to see her poop. Can you imagine it? Another cute Japanese girl taking a dump, but it's much much larger than anything you've ever seen. Maybe parts of it are still undigested, and cling to her cute Japanese pubes. And afterwards her hole is just wrecked, and she says something in Japanese like "thank you for watching!" in her happy Japanese girl voice and then she accidentally pisses herself and gets embarrassed by that. Then the camera just focuses on the poop for the next 15 minutes, getting every angle...

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>>10386059

>> No.10386073

>>10386033
When a clip is played and then immediately reversed. That cunt does it with the burrito at the beginning.

>> No.10386097

>>10386059
>uhhuhuhuh duhuh im in the 4chinz im weird and ppl r like gross dude ur weird uhuhuhuh

>> No.10386113

Anybody got the WebM where the appliance Jack is using to cook just fucking explodes?

>> No.10386198

>>10386073
oh yeah that is annoying

>> No.10386200
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>>10383262

>> No.10386381

>>10385721
hey uhh can i get more fat to put on my fat

>> No.10386384

>>10384822
I lol'd but it was actually really fucking good except the stomach ache

>> No.10386405

>>10386200
Kek

>> No.10386460
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>> No.10386545

>>10385721
Is there a soy version of this?

>> No.10386550
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>> No.10386589

>>10384601
out how???!!!

also is that one nigger just straight eating raw eggs?

>> No.10386628

>>10383601
You have to be more specific. Europe is not a country.

>> No.10386651

>>10383391
how does he get out of there without breaking any eggs?

>> No.10386743
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>>10383699
>He can't afford to be obese

>> No.10386748

>>10385534
Where I come from, the only thing we call bacon is salt cured pork, typically from the belly or back. Where do you live that you would call anything from a cow 'bacon?'

>> No.10386791

>>10385605
If it's seasoned well it's fine, nothing to worry about

>> No.10386826

>>10386651
Happy Easter.

>> No.10386835

>>10383546
>.Some even get a cup full of it and drink it throughout the film.
No one does this

>> No.10386858
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>>10383497
He's actually really popular.

>> No.10386907

>>10383546
Sounds like a good idea. Our popcorn is just dusted with imitation butter flavour.

>> No.10386958

>>10384120
>He just watches the egg fall through the grill grates.
Always fucking gets me.

>> No.10387008

>>10383740
The worst part is he's Christian

>> No.10387022

>>10385373
the fucking stupid smile he has while eating his undercooked burger always fucking gets me

>> No.10387033

>>10384028
This guy gets it

>> No.10387044

>>10383262
At 0:27 I begin to suspect what is going to happen. My mind fills with horror, and yet I cannot stop watching.

Is this what it feels like to be triggered? Maybe tumblr was right.

>> No.10387089

>>10386835
I imagine there is at least one person who does.

>> No.10387175

>>10386550
Why would anyone want or need this?

>> No.10387204

>>10385153

Mah gawd where is this divine place?

>> No.10387212

>>10383425

That's not jack. Some guy posted this video a while back. He said he ended up getting sick from eating it.

>> No.10387233

>>10387212
What? That's literally Jack.

https://youtu.be/1tIHicqWJoc

>> No.10387240

>>10383261
I hope they have a license for that knife

>> No.10387254

>>10387233
That pan is NOT hot enough for steak!
How does he never get better at cooking?

>> No.10387259

>>10383425
How does he eat the steak without getting the sallmonela?

>> No.10387263

>>10387254
Because he has this weird ass cult following of people who comment on every video he makes saying 'GO JACK FUCK THE HATERS COOK THE WAY YOU WANT'

It's bizarre.

>> No.10387278

>>10386059
Sounds like a good JAV.

>> No.10387281
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>>10383546

it's not real butter, look up what diacetyl is.
>its worse than you think

>> No.10387297

>>10385373
its fucking raw!

>> No.10387311

>>10383261
crumby sandwiches are gross

>> No.10387318

>>10383262
>women: the webbum

>> No.10387333
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>>10383395
This arouses me

>> No.10387340

>>10383248
Please elaborate.

>>10383262
Oh no, please stop this is so triggering. Also so le edgy. Why even waste the goddamn time.

>>10383425
This is actually triggering.

>> No.10387345

>>10383699
god I wish that was me

>> No.10387397

>>10385721
i never wanted to live past 50 anyway

>> No.10387592

>>10385721
I hope everyone responsible for this, along with their family gets murdered in the most painful and barbaric way.

>> No.10387724
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>> No.10387784

>>10383425
>>10387233
this guy is the definition of human trash. he is not worth the culmination of resources required to keep him alive.

amazing he hasn't died eating his own contaminated filth yet, the greasy fat fuck....

>> No.10387799

>>10387345
Whitish?

>> No.10387808

>>10384053
>Make stuff up

>> No.10387822
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>>10387724
>dark hands

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>>10387822
What is it with you people and your hand obsession?

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>>10387845
What indeed

>> No.10387854

>>10387845
its not the hand he was refering to, itrs the DARK part

its 4chen we hate niggers here

niggerboy

>> No.10387861

>>10383395

this is the most satisfying thing i have seen in a webm

>> No.10387884

>>10386858
>Puts all the toppings right in the middle then flips the crepe upside down ONTO the plate

TRIGGERED

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yall ready for some new webms?

>> No.10387901
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>> No.10387915

>>10387901
This is disgusting

>> No.10387919

>>10385721

>jalapeno popper ranch

fucking awesome dude, gibs me dat!

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>> No.10387941
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>>10385373
You can just see it in his retard eyes

>> No.10388001

>>10387822
I would have trusted it more if she was making fried chicken

>> No.10388010

>>10387852
>pizza marinara

yes please!

>> No.10388016
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>>10387921
You might think he's going for those gains, but in reality he's just trying to figure out that floating paintbrush glitch.

>> No.10388028
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>> No.10388032

>>10387901
ok, i would have stopped before covering it in a ton of cheese and sauce. it looked tasty up to that point

>> No.10388134
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>> No.10388165
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>> No.10388169
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>> No.10388176

>>10383546
>Daily reminder Americans have a butter Despenser for popcorn, they literally pour melted butter out of a fucking fountain all over there popcorn
Please, stop spreading false lies and accusations about what we eat at the movies.

It's "butter-flavoured topping", thank you very much. Not actual butter.

Next thing you know, you're going to say that Cool Whip is actual whipped cream and not a "dairy topping".

>> No.10388195

>>10388169

ALL THE BUDDER

>> No.10388286

>>10388134
>Pay $100+ for a steak of pure fat

Fucking retards

>> No.10388327

>>10387259
he doesn't.

>> No.10388451

>>10383425

>that first toss into the pan

how do you fail so reliably

>> No.10388461

>>10384601
How does the gentleman evacuate the enclosure without inflicting harm upon the fragile exterior of the unfertilized chicken embryo?

>> No.10388501
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>> No.10388513

>>10388165
This one jumps around and cuts things out too much

>> No.10388555

>>10383248
That's a heart i think. I've actually eaten beating fish heart before. felt weird going down.

>> No.10388572

>>10388513
I'm sick today, my bad

>> No.10388590

>>10386460
Remember when gays used to at least put up a facade of being more cultured?

>> No.10388594

>>10383425
fuck me

>> No.10388625
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>> No.10388647

>>10388625
Someone post the webm of Marie cutting the onion pls

>> No.10388649
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>>10388647

>> No.10388652

>>10383546
>despenser
>there
Nice education, dumbass.

>> No.10388658

>>10384652
Amazing grace how sweet the sound
that saved a wretch like me
I once was lost but now am found
was blind but now I see

>> No.10388680
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inb4
>hipsters eating faggot

>> No.10388686
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>> No.10388698

>>10388680
>people eating
more like turbo faggots being gay in public

>> No.10388712
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>> No.10388718
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cccccoooookkiiieeesss bitch

>> No.10388730

>>10383452
based

>> No.10388752

>>10383292

>us citizenship test

>> No.10388762

>>10383261
it's just a sandwich

>> No.10388772

>>10383272
that's a lot of delicious food right there

>> No.10388799

>>10388001
for sure

>> No.10388803

>>10387894
poor crocodile

>> No.10388804

>>10387894
raw????

>> No.10388809

>>10388286
fat is the good part

>> No.10388812

>>10388686
I hate sashimi

>> No.10388825

>>10383272

To bad no sound.

>> No.10388826
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>>10388809
>t.lardsoyboy

>> No.10388835

>>10388825
https://youtu.be/bsquEPvuYLU

>> No.10388846
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>> No.10388862
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>>10385181
>Chicken Little alternate ending
That one got me.

>> No.10388918
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>> No.10388930

>>10388649
das it mane

>> No.10388960

>>10382776
>pink slime

>> No.10388970

>>10387822
>lacking a kitchen negro
Yankees, I swear.

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>>10383425
..........

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>> No.10388996

>>10385212
the soysauce and icecream sounds like it might be good but the rest look like trash

>> No.10389000
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>>10383497
>Crepes soaked in lemon juice and some sugar?
Fuck me some people are sheltered.

>> No.10389010

>>10387724
authentic wakanda food

>> No.10389012

>>10387799
No silly, rolly polly big and bowley

>> No.10389014

>>10387089
Movie popcorn "butter" isn;t acutal butter it's literally just oil.

Who the fuck would just drink a cup of fucking oil?

>> No.10389019

>>10388169
I thought those were all little merchants at the end.

>> No.10389039

>>10389019
holy shit lol, I see it

>> No.10389044
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>>10384601
In what manner, would one assume, when this particular individual, possibly thinking about exiting the area in which he is located, in this case, surrounded by a large number of chicken eggs that are not fertilised and used to make meals to sell, attempt to initiate a strategy to exit his place of business with the least feasible outcome of impairing the quality of his produce?

>> No.10389052

>>10387894
what the fuck is that

>> No.10389058
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>>10385373
REPRESENT

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>>10385721
Ausfag here. What the fuck is 'ranch' anyway?

>> No.10389069

>>10388016
I liked that joke better when chop told it with some subtlety.

>> No.10389077
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>>10386059
>>>10383267
>>>10383292
>>>10383293
>>>10383298
>>>10383302
>>>10383304
>>>10383310
This bitch could escape the egg fortress with ease. wouldn't even need to be surly

>> No.10389085
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>>10389064
White dressing that is creamy and tangy

>> No.10389089

>>10389085
like garlic sauce?

>> No.10389096

What does /ck/ stuff their birds with?

Have never stuff 'em with anything but a lemon, garlic and herbs before. Trying sausage, peppers, thyme, scallions out.

Pic related.

>> No.10389097

>>10389089
I think it has garlic in it, along with like chives and stuff. I'd say it tastes more like a bleu cheese dressing, if you have that in ausland

>> No.10389100

>>10389052
philipino wood worms. those fucking pinos love that vile shit

>> No.10389101
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>>10389089
>>10389064
Was doing some googling, and some european countries have ranch flavor doritos labeled "cool american".
Also dunno if that's in straya either

>> No.10389111

>>10388134
served on bread?

>> No.10389115

>>10388649
why am I the one crying?

>> No.10389119

>>10389101
We had them in Aus, they were called "cool ranch" here. They were a limited thing, not very good tbph, they'll probably be back at some point but I doubt they'll ever be popular.

>> No.10389122

>>10383272
Good fuck feral hogs.

>> No.10389140 [DELETED] 
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>>10389096
This is my usual method

>> No.10389157
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>>10383262
SEETHING

>> No.10389160

>>10389140
God I wish that was me

>> No.10389168
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>>10389140
I really love seeing the erect piece just pumping the baby batter inside. :}

>> No.10389175

>>10389140

>he's never heard of gavage

Some dog breeds really should just be put down.

>> No.10389220
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>>10389140
Poor ducky.
It's a small comfort to know both animals were eaten later. Possibly in the same dish.

>> No.10389225

>>10383262
LE FACEBOOK DAE XD

>> No.10389238

>>10388028
>The taste is similar to blue cheese
Seconds later...
>It doesn't taste at all like blue (cheese)

People really are getting stupider, I swear to god

>> No.10389252

>>10388826

I wish that were me

>> No.10389284
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I'd like a complete ban of videos originating from Insider, and the public execution of everybody who works for them.

>> No.10389294

>>10387894
That one isn't new

>> No.10389295

>>10388028
I wanna smell her braps

>> No.10389297

>>10387784
His gut flora could very well unlock new medical breakthroughs. Someone needs to convince him to get a biopsy.

>> No.10389345
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>video repeats same clip over and over

>> No.10389391

>>10389014
>Who the fuck would just drink a cup of fucking oil?
Americans

>> No.10389436

>>10383272
>the one that makes it out at the back on the left
Godspeed.

>> No.10389440

>>10388028
>just another hard cheese except it's allowed to go really mouldy
>you just end up eating the inside anyway, so the mould doesn't even affect the flavour
>"natural mould" i.e. a gimmick so Islington hipsters will jump all over it
Fucking Londoners, man

>> No.10389454

>>10383425
The world's thinnest steak and he still undercooks it. This man is truly a master of his craft

>> No.10389455

>>10388501
what sort of degeneracy the fuck is this?

>> No.10389468
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>>10384601
How indeed does this fine gentleman of some Asian or perhaps Mexican descent endeavour to remove himself from his specialised enclosure designed for the preparation of many consumable items without causing a foul to the many surrounding not quite so spherical foodstuffs having a breakable nature without in fact doing so as to cause the shattering of the external enclosure of the aforementioned foodstuff?

>> No.10389479

>>10386550
Holy fuck this got me I don't know why

>> No.10389480

>>10389479

Because it's your first time off /b/?

>> No.10389484

>>10389480
/tv/ more like.
Most retarded board.

>> No.10389486

>>10385153
Fat pig aussies have this shit on tap.

>> No.10389501

>>10388686
I was waiting for a penis or something to zoom across on the train

>> No.10389503

>>10389484

I occasionally check out /tv/ because I do watch a lot of film and tv, and there are occasional threads about shows I'm into. Really disappointing lately because nobody there seems to have even seen my current favorite show, and probably one of the best things on tv/netfilx in forever. I don't go to any of the non /b/ fast boards (/pol/ occasionally when there's news, just to see), but /b/ is far worse than /tv/ could ever possibly get.

>> No.10389510

>>10383391
How does he get out of there without breaking those eggs ?

>> No.10389514

>>10389069
Chop is a piece of shit.

>> No.10389520

>>10388016
The man who has everything. I haven't read the comic (yet) but I have seen the episode more than 20 times.

>> No.10389522

>>10389510

Dance off, bro!

>> No.10389543

>>10384601
How does he get out of there without breaking all those eggs ?

>> No.10389571

>>10383262
Shoulda put the empty milk jug back in the fridge

>> No.10389584

>>10384120
you can tell he's so proud of the way he cracks eggs

>> No.10389594

>>10389168
would, 2bh

>> No.10389610

>>10389345
I hate this facebook shit.

>> No.10389620

>>10388501
I bet she's thinking "I don't get paid enough for this shit"

>> No.10389631

>>10389345
can someone explain to me why i get literally triggered and raged by the videos that have this kind of text? like for example "This is a giant chocolate geode" and they put the chocolate geode in green color as if i am a baby who don't know how to read and it goes on like this for the rest of the video. I get so fucking triggered by this, god, i want to kill someone.

>> No.10389674

>>10383547
You have managed to synthetize vomit. Well done anon.

>> No.10389682

>>10389631
I think you answered your own question. Nobody likes being condescended to, like a child.

>> No.10389683
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>>10389631

>> No.10389685

POST MORE JACK WEBMS

>> No.10389689

>>10383261
Nice of them to tell you what the yellow flakey shit is...

>> No.10389696
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>> No.10389699

>>10383262
This webm confuses and infuriates me.

>> No.10389704

>>10389696
Who is this clown?

>> No.10389707
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>>10389696

>> No.10389709

>>10383395
Beautiful. Thank you.

>> No.10389713
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>>10389704
a gr8 chef

pic related

>> No.10389718

>>10389704
Ja/ck/. He is the mascot for this board. The brain damaged and son-choking mascot.

>> No.10389719

>>10389704
Hello, newfag.

>> No.10389722

>>10389704
Chef Jack.

>> No.10389725
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>>10384601
I see they got to him.

>> No.10389779

>>10387724
>artichoke hearts
Ruined

>> No.10389789

>>10389682
why is this style of presentation so fucking popular? it is everywhere from food videos to technology to everything. who popularized this shit?

>> No.10389796

>>10388165
Girl Scout cookies are a scam

>> No.10389805

>>10389486
Yeah. It's piped directly to our homes. Some of us plumb our toilets to it so nobody can tell the difference if we never was the bowl.

>> No.10389851

>>10385212
all these foods taste better if you eat them separately. is that the joke?

>> No.10389876
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>>10385212

>> No.10389973
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>>10389014
>he doesn't bring his own Crisco to the movies
what a pleb

>> No.10390012

>>10388016
>videoganes
manchild

>> No.10390089
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>> No.10390108

>>10390012
Huh?

>> No.10390123
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>>10390012
Where do you think you are?

>> No.10390124

>>10390089
>folded 1000 times
With 10 dimensional hands

>> No.10390156

>>10390089

>while making soba i always close my eyes
>my eyes can only see one dimension
>while my hands can see ten dimension

Based as fuck.

>> No.10390164

>>10389631

It's the only way the American left gets their information

>> No.10390178

>>10387845
i actually am howtobasic

>> No.10390190

>>10384670
tuna heart

>> No.10390202

>>10383248
can science explain this?

>> No.10390239

>>10390202
It cannot.

>> No.10390286

>>10390202
Probably sitting in vinegar, making it twitch.

>> No.10390303

>>10390202
its what happens to your heart when you enter heaven and see your waifu irl

>> No.10390373

>>10389238
The inside without the mould doesn't

>> No.10390919

>>10385373
What video is this from?

>> No.10390999

>>10389119
>not liking ranch
Wew I feel sorry for you guys. Enjoy your fucking... vegemite.

>> No.10391067
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>>10389069

>> No.10391173
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>>10390999
Know any good recipes for creating ranch? It's not sold here, but all this talk about this ranch made me curious.

>> No.10391186

>>10388286
>Ametitard detected

Enjoy your burned steak

>> No.10391191

>>10388134
U PAY 1 MIRRION DORRA GAIJIN

>> No.10391313

>>10391173
You need buttermilk, that's the only thing I remember.

>> No.10391330

>>10383248
swiggity swiggity swooty

>> No.10391339

>>10391173
https://barefeetinthekitchen.com/homemade-ranch-salad-dressing/

>Google it dummy..

>> No.10391886

>>10385373
That thousand island stare

>> No.10392054

>>10386059

I like the effort.

>> No.10392193

>>10389789
It's easily shared on Instagram and other social media for people without attention spans